Perry layed on the couch in wait. It was coming , HE had to be coming. "I know what we're going to do today!" He heard from outside, and knew that the boys were goingto be busy today. That was them, but now he wondered the rest of the family. The missus was away on some signing for some CD or something the made years back and the mister was-
He blinked. Where was Lawrence most of the time? An Antique store if he remembered, but it felt like most days he didn't even see him, regardless of time.
"And Oh my God, Jeremy was at the mall to, and I said hi, and he said 'hey Candace, and then I said 'sup?' but not in a punk way, more like a 'I'm happy to see you' way, and he said he was doing a concert at the mall, nothing big, but- uh huh. Anyways Stacy, come on over and help me pick out an outfi-"
The doorbell rang, and with Candace turned away from him he rolled his eyes. He wasn't sure how, but somedays Stacy could run faster than the speed of light, other days she couldn't jog across the street without passing out.
"Well that was fast Stacy, we nee to-" The gasp, and shrill of a teenagers happiness felt like nails on the chalkboard of his mind. "Mr. Cootie Patootie, you came ba- Wait, how did you ring the doorbell...? Oh who cares, you came home to momma! Oh that's so sweet! Did you miss me? Did you miss me boy?!" Perry was wide eyed. Cootie Patootie- er, Dennis... He was back.. He knew that Agent Dennis would return when the rabbit had escaped from the O.W.C.A. but he expected an assassination attempt, a team up with Doofenshmirtz, a team of highly trained ninja. He wanted to hit his self in the face for not thinking he would just come back. The family knew him as a reguler bunny, and of course Perry was your average Platypus to them, so the easiest way to get near is to come back as a regular bunny.
At this point, he knew he had two options, either go after Dennis, somehow isolate him from the family, before he could do anything dangerous, or wait. Wait for Dennis to come to him, to try and atack the platypus, and then atack. If he waited, Dennis could do anything, from blowing his cover to torturing the family. However, if he were to go after the rabbit now, how could he get him away from Candace?
"Gr'r'r'r'r"  he cursed. He would add a quarter to the swear jar later, but for now, he had to alert Major Monogram. He gave him the heads up, as soon as Dennis broke free, and the agent knew if he worked fast, Dennis could be recaptured before Candace could even get to her chest of doll clothes.
A quick walk outside, the forgetful Candace had forgotten about the door, he made his way to the loan tree. "Hey, where's Perry?" He heard Phineus say, a quick slap from his tail and a small door opened up, the agent crawled in and let it shut behind him. He heard his soundtrack play, and by the time the women said "PERRY!!!" he had his Fedora on and was at the bottom of the slide and in his base... Which was on fire.

The green animal's jaw dropped. His base, his whole base was destroyed! He dropped to his knees. Didn't Dennis want to hack the base? If he destroyed the base, he couldn't get online, he couldn't contact-
"Gr'r'r'r'r'r'r... Grrrr, gr'r'r'r'r... Gr'r'r'r'r" He fell to his knees in shock. Dennis didn't want to hack O.W.C.A.? Then why was he there? Revenge? The platypus was so fixated in his thoughts he didn't know someone was there till he heard a loud "DENNIS!!!" Followed by pain on the back of his neck. He reached, and pulled away a needle.
"Grrr'rr'r." He heard the rabbit say, before he lost conciousness.

When he woke up, he noticed three things. The first was his hands cuffed behind his back, next was something on his tail, keeping it up. That was weird, but even weirder was his legs tied to a bar that kept them spread open. It reminded him of Russia when he and Svieta-
Oh God No.
Perry squirmed, crying out into the darkness. Eventually the lights turned on, and when his eyes adjusted, he  saw it was true. His ass was up, his tail was raised, and he was covered in pink. Pink collar, pink cuffs on his hands, feet, and worst of all, a pink fedora. Of course, the only way he could see all these were the tv screens pointing them out, and on of them was fixated on his virgin anal ring.

"Grr, grr, grr." He heard someone say, and knew immediatly who it was.
"Grrr, gr'r'r'r! Gr'r'r'r'r'r'r'r'r gr'r'r'r'r'r grrr," Perry pleaded. His heart beating out of his chest. Dennis just smiled and held up a carrot, sniffed it, and gave an even more evil, wicked grin.
"Grrrr'r'r'r'r" He said nonchalantly. "Grr'r'r'r'r. R'r'r'r, gr'r'r'r." Carrots were no longer his weakness. He was just as strong as Perry, and at that moment, he was the boss. Perry struggled, but this wasn't a Doofenshmirtz trap, this was solid, and for the first time in a long time, the platypus felt fear.
Dennis released his tail and turned Perry over. Perry realized one of the screens, which had been turned off, was now on, and pointing to his cloaca. Even though he was afraid, part of him was excited. Thinking back to the needle, it had to have had some sort of tranquilizer, what if Dennis had added something to it, something to make him more susceptible to Dennis touching. Y-yeah, that was it, it had to be. There was no way this was turning him on.
Dennis leaned down, giving a soft growl. He wasn't going to say some long speech about how he won. No, he would make Perry feel it. He leaned down, and claimed his prize. His tongue licked at the tight pucker, and knew through how he was moaning and squirming, that Perry was new to this.
Perry wasn't going to admit it, not to Dennis, but he was enjoying it. His hard cock started to slowly slide out of his Cloaca, and he knew Dennis knew. To be honest he had never looked at his self like that, his training taught him not to be interested, but the way he felt right now, he couldn't lie.
"Grr, Gr'r'r'r... Grr!" He cried out, begging for more. How fast was this drug making him want this? It broke through his training, his anger. The rabbit was happy to oblige. He pressed deeper, his hands on the others thigh and moving his hips back, getting deeper into the agents rear. When he was ready, he pulled back.
"Grrr, Gr,r,r,r Grrr." He explained. "Grrr, gr'r'r'r. Grrr, grrrrr. Gr'r'r'." He finished. It wasn't anger, why he came back. It wasn't revenge. It was lust. Out of all his opponents, Perry was the one he had always held as an equal. This was his way of knowing for certain that he was better.
Right now, the rabbit wasn't sure how to advance. Should he use the carrot as a dildo, ram it into the weak bitch infront of him? Should he get that bag of baby carrots on the ground, and see how many he could fit into the platypus? And then, he would take pictures. Send it to some agents he knew wouldn't rat him out, let them see the famous Perry on his knees,moaning as a cock is stuffed in him. The rabbit closed his eyes and moaned. His perverse thoughts were getting to him.

Now or never, he figured. He pressed his cock against the whimpering bitches pucker and started to push. Maybe it was those SOBs at O.W.C.A., but they all had human shaped members. When the head finally poped it, he let out a sigh. the platypus under him was shivering, moaning, and he detected a bit of a sob.
"Grrr, G,r,r,r, Grrrrr." Dennis cooed, mocking the platypus. His words were apolagetic, but as he stroked Perry's cock hard, it wasobvious he was mocking Perry. To prove this, hestarted to force feed more of his cock, moaning, not slowing down. The creature beneath him would know his place when he was done.
Enough of this, Dennis needed to get off, and let Perry know his place in life. He hopped onto the table, on his knees, still deep inside of Perry, he began to ram into him with all his might and speed. There was no love, just strength, pure dominance. "Grr, Gr,r,r,r." the rabbit cried out. He had sunken his member into a few others, but never had they felt so good, both physically and psychologically.
Perry his self was in a twisted bliss. He hated it, but mostly because he knew that was how he was supposed to react. In truth, he was loving it, to be the bottom dog for once. Hell, if losing to Doofenshmirtz would give him the same results, he would have don so along, long time ago. "Grr," He begged. "Grrr, rrr, ggrrr," He cursed, but out of wanting more. And just like that, he was willing.
Dennis and Perry moaned in unison, reaching their climax, Dennis pulled out, his seed mixing with the platypus' to spread across Perry's chest, stomach, and his beak. Dennis huffed, but he needed to act. He pulled away from the other and took out three things, the bag of carrots, a laptop, and a webcam.
"Grr; Grrrr, Grr,r,r,r." He hooked the device up, and showed it to Perry, before turning it on. THE PERRY SHOW was in golden letters, across the screen, and that's when Perry realized, to his horror and sick pleasures, that operatives were watching it. The cameras weren't just working on the screens he saw, they were showing other operatives, agents who would never turn Dennis in, the platypus treatment.
"Grrr" Perry growled out in anger, but Dennis simply shrugged it off. He knew that the other wouldn't do a damn thing, and tugged open the bag of baby carrots.

"Grr, grrr, Grr,r,r,r.  Grrr, Gr, grrrrr, Grr,rrrr,rr,r." Perry blushed at Dennis words, but his cock gave an exciting twitch of life at the idea. Dennis moved Perry to his knees, relifting his tail, he pressed a baby carrot to his stretched anal ring. He gave it a good lick, almost contemplating eating it, before shoving it into the others ass.
Perry gasped and started to squirm. It felt rouch, cold, and unnatural. Dennis started to cooe him again, and he gave him the best pissed off look he could moster, even though they both knew at that time it was a fake. He prepared another, this one slightly larger, and started to press it in, this time with no saliva to aid it.
Perry closed his eyes. A third, fourth one. Each one made him whimper with excitment, and fear. How mand could he hold? That was the point of the show. He heard a BING noise with each baby carrot, and realized there was a counter.
They were on their fifteenth, when he finally cried out for the rabbit to stop. Dennis laughed, but started to clap, and he knew that those watching were probably doing the same. He wasn't finished yet.

Dennis released Perry, confident he wouldn't go anywhere. His stomach bulged from the carrots, but it would still work. Reaching intl a briefcase, he pulled out a pink dress, sliding it to Perry to put it on.
Finally Perry got a good look, and realized that this wasn't his base. His base... It was gone.. Yeah, it would be repaired, but knowing he was out of commission till then...
Dennis must have made his own home, and from what he could see, mostly technology and dirt, it was also underground.
Dennis audibly tapped his foot with impatience. Perry sighed, put on the pink dress, and did a quick turn, for all to see.
It wasn't anything fancy or ugly, just a simple pink dress with spaghetti straps. It matched his collar and cuffs well, Dennis had spent time on this. He wondered how he got it.

Candace searched through her things. "Comeon! Pink dress, pink dress... Mr. Cutie Patootie, do you see a pink dress?" She looked up and realised she was alone. "Oh great, Cuties gone again."
"Hey Candace, your front door was open. You know your brothers are making giant Rock'em Sock'em robots, right?" Stacy said as she entered to room.
"Really? Ooh, They're so buste- wait, no, stay on topic, date with Jeremy."
And just like that Mr. Cutie Patootie was all forgotten

Dennis stroked his cock at the belly bulged Perry. The agent was in a dress, with carrots shoved up his ass, and now thirty agents he trusted were getting a good look. He had won. It was the best thing in the world to him. "Grrr, grr, grr." He said, turning off the webcame. "Grr, grr." He commanded the platypus, who  followed his orders and stood at attention.

"Grr, grr, Grr,r,r,r. Grr'r. Grrr,r,r Grrrr," he said with authority in his voice, taking off Perry's dress. "Grrr, grr." He added, taking of the cuffs. "Grrr,grr, grr,r,r." He finished, leaving the collar on. With his orders to return the next day. Perry was taken, by hand, to the elevator.

When he reached the top, he gave a sigh. What a mess.
"Perry?"
Dammit. He looked up, and saw Vanessa looking up at him. Vanessa Doofenshmirtz, the daughter of his arch nemesis.
"Grr, grr, grrr,r,r." He exclaimed, reaching up and realizing he still had the pink collar, the pink fedora, and was walking awkwardly enough so she would know he had just done something... Strange.

"Hey man I'mcool with it, be yourself. You're not on the clock.. So, you and Dennis huh? I guess you recieve?" She smirked and sat beside a tree. "Yeah, he came to my fathers home one night, and my dad thought I wanted a pet.. He basically just lives here and eatsour carrots, but he's kinda twisted, so it'scool."
Perry blinks, before turning around and walking away. "Bye Perry the Platypus! I won't say a word to my dad! Be yourself, and all that jazz."

The walk was long, and painful, and when he finally got home, he got on all fours, throwing off the fedora and the collar. He couldn't keep those on, not with his family nearby. With a blank expression, he waled into the backyard.
"B-b-but, it was here.." Candace said, looking at the backyard. "The giant robots and the punching and the-"
"Oh, you guys were playing Rock'em Sock'em robots, huh? I guess your father must have brought it home from the shop. Well, you boys go get cleaned up, I'll have dinner ready in a jiffy."
"Oh, there you are Perry." Phineas said. Perry chirped and went into the house. "Perry smells like sweat and shame. We should give him a bath... Ferb, I know what we're going to do tonight!"

THE END

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Cody stared at his screen. How long had he been typing this? It was terrible!
"This is bullshit! Why did I even try writing this fanfic! God I'm retarded!" He jumped out of his chair and through his hands in the air in self absorbed anger. "This is a peice of garbage! Would anyone even remember Dennis! Fuck,if people don't talk about how retarded this is, they're going to point out the grammer mistakes. It's going to be on Bad Fanfic Friday it's so bad! It's worse than that five ever, more than forever bullshit! It's-"

And he berated his self till the end of the day.

THE END