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In particular, fairy types seemed to be somewhat common, at least to those who have lived in the forest. \n\n\tOne such Pokémon was Kane, a young Kirlia that had lived in Perennial Village for as long as he could remember. Since the sun had just barely broken through the horizon, just barely peeking through the leaves of the treetops, the fairy/psychic type was getting an early morning bath in. His designated 'bathing spot' came in the form of a rather small lake, which connected to a series of rivers that ran through the rest of the forest. He thought himself lucky to have found a private enough place to go to without being surrounded or bothered by anyone else. A task that's usually easier said than done! \n\n\tFortunately for Kane, it appeared as if the stars had aligned for him perfectly, as there were no other Pokémon around to indulge in the cool, early-morning water with the Kirlia. He didn't even see any bird types flying around or water types stirring beneath the water. This corner of the end was [i]his![/i]\n\n\tIndulging in his privacy, the Kirlia boy was, naturally, naked. Hanging by a stray tree limb was the psychic-type's clothing, consisting of the standard white, arm-length dress and a set of green tights. A simple, yet small, pair of white panties (or as Kane liked to call them, 'athletic briefs'), also lay with the rest of his removed wardrobe. \n\n\tWhile the water was indeed quite cool, Kane didn't seem to struggle much with it, despite some obvious shivering and 'shrinkage'. Believing himself to be all alone, however, he felt little need to hide or cover up any of his petite, fit body. \n\n\t“Man, these cold baths really wake you up!” He said to himself, reaching down to scrub and rinse around his surprisingly toned legs. From afar, anyone unfamiliar with the male Kirlia could've easily mistaken him for a girl, given the fact that his frame was somewhat effeminate, with a noticeable set of hip dips and a rather bubbly butt to [i]round[/i] out his physiology. “Imagine pairing this with a morning jog? It'd probably, like, help my muscles, right?” Kane mused over his own logic for a bit, trying to come up with a good exercise regimen for the mornings. It was clear the Kirlia enjoyed physical activity, given his stature. \n\n\tAfter his quick bath, Kane stepped out of the water, looking upwards at the opening the trees offered. A sudden rustling of leaves and branches alerted the Kirlia to the small group of Pidgey that were flying above. Fortunately, they didn't stick around nor did they take notice of the short psychic type below them, so he remained in the buff. “Just in time for the sunrise, too. The only thing better than a cold bath, honestly.” \n\n\tWith a growing smile on his face, the young male lifted his arms up, arching his back somewhat as he stretched. He grunted slightly, feeling satisfied as his back and shoulders popped. The boy continued to stretch, the sunlight quickly illuminating the opening of the forest. The rays were wonderfully warm on Kane's body, encouraging him to keep stretching different body parts. He couldn't resist posing with each new stretch, unable to keep himself from showing off somewhat. No one was around, anyways. \n\n\t“Mmf..! Who needs ESP when you've got a bod like me?” He whistled to himself, looking at himself in the reflection of the water. While anyone else would've most likely cringed at his own narcissism, Kane saw little wrong with admiring himself. Especially since he was noticing that his newfound goal of getting fit was starting to show promise. \n\n\tWhile his own delusions lead him to imagine himself with a Herculean body, anyone else would've taken into account how the slight tonality of his muscles [i]accentuated[/i] how feminine he appeared. Not that Kane would ever accept that reality. Instead, the Kirlia continued to boast to himself, his body sufficiently dried off at this point. \n\n\t“I'll show those suckers at the Fighting Club in no time!” Kane began to finish up his stretches, fluffing and combing his green hair with his fingers in a rather delicate manner. “Not only that, but the ladies will be all over me. No way [i]any[/i] cute girl wouldn't swoon over a hunky, muscular guy like me? [i]Especially[/i] not after I evolve into a Gallade!” \n\n\tThe Kirlia prattled on, stoking his ego like a fire. Due to being distracted by his own fantasies, he was unaware of the fact that someone had stumbled upon his place of respite. It wouldn't be until the quiet intruder let out a few highly amused snickers. In an instant, the Kirlia swung his head around, quickly flinging both palms over his crotch. His embarrassed, yet angry, expression made it obvious that he [i]recognized[/i] the source of the muffled giggling. \n\n\t“[i][b]Hey! MJ![/b][/i]” \n\t\n\t“[i]Meep![/i]” A small Mime Jr. fell backwards from a bush, surprised by Kane's yelling. Because of how flustered the naked Pokémon was, he could barely form a sentence without stuttering.\n\n\t“You- I- you can't- can't you see I'm -” \n\n\t“Nakie?” The smaller, younger Pokémon replied, unable to hide a teasing smile on his face, staring at the Kirlia's hands, which were still covering his undersized, soft cock. Kane was very much not amused. \n\n\t“[i]Grrr![/i] How'd you find this place, anyway?” \n\n\t“Uh, duh! Everyone knows you come here to bathe!” Kane froze up as the young Mime Jr. got back up to his feet, dusting himself off. The nude psychic-type hurried behind a tree, offering him a little more coverage. Despite his embarrassment, he continued. \n\n\t“Whuh-[i]huh?[/i] W-well whatever, so what? W-what's wrong with taking a quick bath anyways? [i]You're[/i] the one peeping on me, MJ!” Despite how angry Kane sounded, the Mime Jr. continued to giggle along in glee. Clearly, the young Pokémon was unable to take his nude friend seriously. \n\n\t“Well, whatever! Dad was the one who told me to look for you, anyways,” MJ continued, shamelessly looking on at the cowering Kirlia. He seemed to enjoy watching the older psychic-type squirm. “He told me to tell you that you'd better not forget that you have chaperone duty today!” Hearing this, Kane poked his head out some more, looking even more shocked. \n\n\t“What?! I thought it was [i]Giacomo's[/i] turn today!” \n\n\tMJ merely shook his head, his playful smile not going away. “Nuh-uh! He did his turn yesterday!” \n\n\t“[i]Aw, man...[/i]” Kane thought to himself, grumbling somewhat at the thought of having to walk with a group of children to their classes for most of the day. “[i]So much for getting some extra training today.[/i]” \n\n\tAs Kane took a few moments of silence to think to himself, the Mime Jr. boy continued to twirl about playfully, giggling somewhat. “Dad's [i]already[/i] upset that you snuck out early without warning, so you'd [i]better[/i] not keep him waiting, Mister Nakie!”\n\n\tDespite the insult being incredibly childish (as expected: MJ [i]was[/i] a child), Kane's cheeks grew a bright shade of red, growing quite flustered at the name-calling. “L-Like you're one to talk! Go tell Mr. Mime that I'll be there soon!”\n\n\tWith the largest grin he could muster, MJ tilted his head and asked, “Why can't you come [i]now[/i], Kane?” \n\n\t“[i]Because I'm nakie-[b]NAKED![/b][/i]” He shrieked out, blushing furiously. “[i]Would you get outta here?![/i]” With that, the Mime Jr. skipped off, giggling gleefully as he sang. \n\n\t“[i]Nakie-nakie booty-butt!~ Jiggles like a pudding cup!~[/i]” \n\n\tKane growled as he watched the young Pokémon run back home. At the very least, he had some privacy again, as he finally stepped out from behind the tree. His mood would be a lot more sour, however, grumbling as he walked towards his clothes. “Dumb kid! Now the [i]others[/i] are gonna get in on it!” He sighed, reaching for his underwear. “Next time that lil twerp makes fun of me, I'm gonna [i]punt[/i] him across the entire [i]forest![/i]” \n\n\tAs he muttered under his breath, the Pokéboy pulled his briefs up, shimmying his hips somewhat. “[i]Hmph... are these getting tighter or something? Must be shrinking in the laundry...[/i]” He thought to himself, not accepting any alternative to this particular issue. He slid his green tights and white dress back on as fast as he could, hurrying through the short path in the trees. \n\n\tFortunately, Kane was familiar with the path and didn't have any trouble navigating around foliage and rocks. In two quick minutes, another, larger opening made its way to the Kirlia's vision, revealing his home, as well as the home of a few others. \n\n\tBefore him stood a large, four-story high Japanese-inspired dojo, referred to as the 'Lotus Dojo', built with dark wood and translucent, pink paper for windows and walls. Aside from the building itself was a shrine, resting a few feet away from the entrance, which was above a small set of wooden stairs. Kane knew the shrine well, as it worshiped the Pokémon Tapu Lele. Supposedly, she was one of the protectors of Perennial Village, and by extension Knollwood Forest. The Kirlia hadn't ever seen anything firsthand, so his faith in the legendary tended to wax and wane. He still thought she was awfully cute, however, so he never complained whenever he had to pay her shrine a visit. \n\n\tKane looked towards the entrance, watching as the door shut itself. It appeared as if MJ had just gotten back to the dojo himself. The Kirlia hurried out from the brush and up the stairs, opening the door and entering. As he shut the door, he could hear the young Mime Jr. speaking to someone. \n\n\t“Dad, I found Kane! He was outside [i]naked![/i]” \n\n\t“Huh-what?!” Another voice chimed in, belonging to said father. \n\n\tKane quickly entered the room, which happened to be the dining area. His face was flushed bright red as he soon blurted out, “I was taking a [i]bath![/i] Sheesh..!” \n\n\tBefore him was MJ, of course, who was still laughing as he ran around the room energetically. A Mr. Mime also stood in the room, holding a cup of tea with one hand. Standing across the room, also holding a cup of tea was a Ponyta, whom Kane recognized as Giacomo. Unlike other Ponyta, who were made of fire, Giacomo had an incredibly curly, fluffy mane of blue and pink, displaying his psychic nature. The anthro horse also wore a pair of black palazzo pants, along with a dark pink vest that showed off his slim, toned stomach and chest. He too was flashing a confused expression to the Kirlia, albeit more subtly. \n\n\t“I...see.” Mr. Mime sipped at his tea, appearing less confused now. “Well, either I'm getting older or you're getting sneakier, because I didn't even hear you leave this morning!”\n\n\tHearing this, Giacomo let out a small snort, his expression flashing a smug one to the Kirlia, who was collecting a cup of tea for himself. “Well, he certainly couldn't have [i]teleported[/i] out. You know how much trouble he has with that.” This earned an ugly glare from Kane, who felt tempted to spray hot tea from his mouth onto the Galarian Ponyta. \n\n\tOpting to swallow his current mouthful, the Kirlia instead argued back, “Uh, I'll have [i]you[/i] know that I'm [i]literally[/i] the best at it? It was, like, one of the [i]first[/i] things I learned how to do, y'know!” \n\n\t“Maybe [i]that[/i] explains why you're so rusty.” Giacomo's smug grin didn't falter as Kane only grew more and more angered, his face reddening somewhat. \n\n\t“Wh- oh, like [i]you[/i] could do better!?” \n\n\t“I [i]could![/i]” \n\n\t“[i][b]Prove it![/b][/i]” \n\n\t“Okay, boys, let's just relax a moment!” Mr. Mime cut in, holding his hands up in an attempt to quiet the arguing duo. “You know how Ms Hatterene gets when you argue!” Kane and Giacomo looked to Mr. Mime, their expressions showing minor concern. Indeed, they [i]were[/i] aware of how she could get; they were not eager to see it firsthand again. “Let's just... take a few deep breaths okay? Clear our minds...” \n\n\tWith that, the Mr. Mime seemed to demonstrate this, closing his eyes and placing his palms together. Neither of the two psychic-types followed suit, although they would stay quiet. They [i]would[/i] share another glare to each other, sipping their tea. \n\n\t“[i]Smug prick,[/i]” Kane thought, using telepathy to communicate this to the Ponyta. \n\n\t“[i]Brainless sissy,[/i]” Giacomo returned, using the same ability. \n\n\tWhile the two stewed in anger over the presence of the other, the sound of footsteps and laughter clamoring down the stairs became audible. It wasn't long before a group of young Pokémon – an Espurr, a Wynaut, and a Spoink – dashed into the dining area. The Wynaut and Spoink would quickly join MJ's side and run around with him while the Espurr quietly stood beside the Mr. Mime's chair. \n\t\n\t“Ah, good morning, kids!” Mr. Mime greeted, showing a warm, welcoming smile as he looked to them all. His eyes settled on the Espurr, who was politely nibbling on an Oran berry. “I take it morning meditations went well?” \n\n\t“Mm-hm,” The Espurr answered, nodding as it peered up with its large eyes. “Miss Hatterene taught us, um, how to move things with our mind.” \n\n\t“Yeah! I can pick up stuff from across the room now!” The Spoink blurted out, bouncing eagerly in place as it turned towards the center table. “Watch, watch!” With that, the young Pokémon closed its eyes, placing its tiny hands on its head as it scrunched its spring downwards. As the pearl atop its head began to glow, one of the Pecha berries laying in the fruit-bowl started to shimmy in place. Slowly, the berry began to lift into the air, shaking in place as the Pokémon struggled to maintain focus. \n\n\tEventually, despite its best efforts, the Spoink boy eventually found itself springing upwards, bouncing a few feet into the air. In doing so, the Pecha berry would follow suit, flying into the air and hitting against the ceiling with a dull thud. It wouldn't splatter, though it would fall back down, bouncing off of the Kirlia's head and landing onto the table. \n\n\t“[i]Ow![/i] Hey!” Kane yelped, rubbing his head in annoyance as Giacomo smirked once again. \n\n\t“Oops! S-sorry, Kane!” The Spoink replied, looking both sheepish and somewhat downtrodden. “G-guess I need to practice more...” \n\n\t“We've all gotta start somewhere, Sebastian,” Mr. Mime replied, comforting the Spoink. \n\n\t“Indeed. It's certainly not a bad start,” A new voice started up, which belonged to a tall Hatterene, who had silently entered the dining room just a few seconds prior. Her appearance surprised the Mr. Mime somewhat, though only momentarily. “Remember, if you clear your mind beforehand, you'll have an easier time focusing.” Her voice was bubbly, yet her tone was unreadable and calm. \n\n\t“Oh, morning honey! I didn't hear you come in!” The Mr. Mime greeted, who received a few affectionate head pats from the taller poke-woman. As she did so, the Hatterene's attention moved over to the Kirlia, who was now avoiding eye contact by turning away and burying himself into his tea. While her expression didn't change, Kane could feel her steely gaze piercing into his skull. \n\n\t“Hmm... I see our older pupils are awake as well,” She continued, moving along the floor as if she were gliding. “Excellent. We can start our day then.” Her long, arm-like ponytail pointed towards the Ponyta as she moved her attention to him. “Giacomo, you will be helping me clean the Lotus Dojo today.” \n\n\t“[i]Ah, man...[/i]” He sighed under his breath. Clearly, he didn't enjoy the prospect of having to dust, sweep, and polish the entire building. \n\n\tDespite Kane's somewhat amused expression, the Hatterene woman turned towards him, placing her hand on his shoulder. This caused him to freeze up somewhat, feeling its grip slowly tighten. “And I believe [i]you[/i] already know you are to walk the kids to and from school today, correct?” \n\n\t“Y-yes, Ms Hatterene, I do,” Kane answered simply, trying to not feel or show any fear. \n\n\t“Hm, good! Perhaps you can use your downtime for something constructive this time around. After all, you have already taken [i]one[/i] bath today, have you not?” The Kirlia's cheeks flushed a bright pink as he held his tongue. He could hear MJ giggling along as she said this.\n\n\tKnowing it was smarter to not show any indignation towards this, Kane merely nodded, biting his tongue for the time being. It was scary how vigilant she was. “...yes ma'am.” \n\n\t“Excellent!” She cooed, patting him on the shoulder as she began to glide away from him. The Kirlia let out an exhale that he had apparently been holding in as she started to walk out of the room. “Now then, you should all start heading out, yes? I do not want you all to be late for school.” \n\n\t“Yes, Ms Hatterene!” The four young Pokémon chanted, hurrying outside of the dojo. With that, Kane began to follow along, albeit a bit slower. Before he could leave the room, however, Giacomo called out to him. \n\n\t“Yo Kane, don't forget your [i]breakfast,[/i]” He said, tossing him the Pecha berry that had fallen on his head earlier. \n\n\tKane's reaction time was a lot better this time around, as he caught the fruit with his right hand with ease. His expression was less than pleased, however, looking down at the berry he had caught. It had a couple of bruises from where it had collided, but otherwise still appeared edible. “Thanks,” He'd respond bluntly. \n\n\t“[i]Heh... kinda reminds me of you, honestly,[/i]” Giacomo communicated, using telepathy once more. Kane became a lot more annoyed at this point, his grip tightening at the remark. He took notice of the fact that the Ponyta's eyes were scanning over the Kirlia's own rear-end. \n\n\t“[i]Gee, how clever,[/i]” Kane thought, flashing one final glare to the Ponyta as he left, taking a brusque bite out of the Pecha berry. \n\n\t“[i]Fuckin' prick.[/i]” \n\n\t_______________________________________________________________\n\n\n\tIt wasn't long before Kane was walking down the route from the Lotus Dojo towards Perennial Village's town square, making sure to keep the group of young Pokémon in his vision. Unlike the path he had taken to the secluded lake for his bath, this road was a lot more spacious and worn down, showing that it was a commonly used passage. Not just for those who lived in the Dojo, but for other Pokémon as well. \n\n\tKane looked up and around the forest casually, taking in the surroundings that he was well accustomed to. He was doing his best to keep his mind distracted, despite the mundane scenery. Reason being was because, just a few feet ahead, the group of four Pokémon were reciting the rhyme that the Kirlia was more-than-familiar with. \n\n\t“[i]Nakie nakie booty-butt! Jiggles like a pudding cup!~ Wobble wobble, to-and-fro! Bounces like a ball of dough!~[/i]” The group recited cheerfully, having come up with their own lyrics for the childish tune. \n\n\tKane kept quiet, despite his growing frustrations with the song. “[i]Dammit, MJ,[/i]” He thought, his brow furrowing as he tried to act as if it wasn't bothering him immensely. He [i]had[/i] to stop them before they reached the town square. As if a juvenile song about his butt wasn't humiliating enough, he knew it would only be that much more embarrassing for his reputation if they were singing it around other Pokémon. \n\n\t“Hey kids, how 'bout we chill on the singing, huh?” Kane started up, calling to the others. This seemed to get them to stop for a brief moment, as they turned around to face their unfortunate chaperone. \n\n\t“Awwww, why? How come?” The Wynaut – named Winnie – complained, puffing her cheeks somewhat. \n\n\t“Yeah, Kane! We're just having [i]fun![/i]” MJ cackled, sticking his tongue out teasingly. \n\n\t“Ehehe, what's wrong? Do you not like our song about your tushy?” The Espurr – named Saffron – giggled. \n\n\t“...I thought we were singing about food...” Sebastian said quietly, somewhat bashful. \n\n\tKane grumbled to himself, attempting to come up with something. After a few seconds, an idea hit him, causing his expression to brighten up in realization. Putting on a friendly smile (as friendly as he could muster, at least), the Kirlia explained himself. “Just... I was [i]thinking[/i] about getting you all gelato after school if you behaved!” Hearing this, the childrens' eyes brightened up as they looked to each other, chattering excitedly. “[i]But[/i], if you're gonna keep making fun of me, then I guess we can forget about it...” \n\n\tAll four started up at the same time, growing somewhat upset. \n\n\t“[i]No, wait![/i] W-we're sorry! Honest!” Sebastian whined, bouncing in place rapidly. \n\n\t“Yeah! We'll be good!” Saffron added on, using his large, puppy-like eyes to beg for forgiveness. \n\n\t“It's MJ's fault! [i]He's[/i] the one who taught us the song!” Winnie exclaimed.\n\n\t“Don't snitch on [i]me[/i], Winnie!” MJ huffed, pushing the Wynaut away. \n\n\t“Ow! [i]Kane[/i], he pushed me!” She whined, stumbling away in a rather overly-dramatic manner. \n\n\tBefore he could lose control of the group, the Kirlia lifted his hands up, smiling gently as he moved closer, corralling them together. “Hey hey [i]heeey[/i], relax!” He started up, quieting the children. “Maybe I'll forget about this if you all promise to stay quiet for the rest of the walk, okay?” The four young Pokémon all nodded in agreement, murmuring small apologies. “Great! Now, c'mon, let's get a move on. Ms Hatterene won't be happy with [i]any[/i] of us if you're all late for school.” Flashing a knowing look between each of them, the four of them nodded once more, soon continuing down the path once again. \n\n\t“[i]Phew. Can't believed that worked,[/i]” Kane thought, smirking smugly to himself. “[i]Course, now I gotta get them gelato afterwards... though, I guess some of my allowance in exchange for my dignity is a good enough trade-off.[/i]” He shrugged, moving some hair out of his face as they walked. “[i]Plus, it'll give me a chance to see that hot Alcremie again.[/i]” He smirked to himself, fantasizing about flirting with said vendor. “[i]'Oh, [b]my[/b] favorite flavor? I'd have to say [b]you[/b], babe.' Heh... yeah, that's a good one... gonna have to use that later...[/i]” \n\n\tIt wouldn't be long before the Lotus Dojo group entered Perennial Village's town square, the sound of others bustling, chatting, and working soon becoming audible. The scent of [i]tons[/i] of different flowers also hit the Kirlia's nostrils, which wasn't unpleasant, even if he was expecting it at this point. The enormous field was filled with a maze of shops and stands, each selling a variety of goods, services, and food. In the center of the square would be a massive, wooden statue dedicated to the protectors of Knoll Forest. Tapu Koko, Bolo, Fini, and Lele were all positioned together, with the wood being overgrown with moss, vines, and flowers. Currently, two Pidove were preening their feathers atop Tapu Bolo's head. \n\n\tA short distance away, Kane would see a massive, flat-top hill. He was quite familiar with this hill, as it was the location of the outdoor school that he would soon be seeing the kids off to. Years ago, Kirlia had graduated past the need for the classes it provided, but kept many memories. Most of which he wouldn't regard with optimism. \n\n\tNow wasn't the time to reminisce about the past, however. Kane walked with the group of four through the square, allowing them to talk among each other. As they walked closer to the hillside, Kane would slow up, hearing the sounds of two women speaking to each other. Peeking over, he'd spot two familiar figures. One was a short, pear-shaped, bipedal Chikorita girl in overalls. The other was an exceptionally pretty, curvy Aromatisse lady wearing a simple pink sun-dress and a large sun-hat. Kane recognized them as Cherry and Petunia, respectively. As his eyes scanned over their curvy bodies, he'd eavesdrop on their conversation. \n\n\t“A book club, huh?” Cherry asked, her casual, half-lidded gaze appearing nonplussed. She was currently holding a basket filled with a variety of spices.\n\n\t“Yeah! I started it quite recently, actually,” Petunia replied, holding a basket filled with flowers. “Our next meeting is later today at my place. I'd be happy if you joined us sometime, Cherry!” \n\n\t“I'll think about it,” The Chikorita responded with a shrug, her nonchalant smile evident. “Never had much of an interest in reading, to be honest with you.” \n\n\t“Oh, you just haven't found the right book yet!” Petunia placed a hand on Cherry's arm, beaming at her. “I've got a lot of good recommendations I can give you!” In response, the curvy grass-type shrugged, raising an eyebrow. \n\n\t“Man, you really want me to come, huh? Eh, fuck it, why not? I'm not doin' anything later anyways,” Cherry said, causing the Aromatisse to bounce in place happily. \n\n\t“[i]Yay![/i] I can't wait to tell the others!” \n\n\tBy this point, Kane and the group of young Pokémon were passing by the two, prompting the oldest psychic-type to greet them. “Good morning, [i]ladies,[/i]” He began, attempting to sound charismatic and suave. This caught their attention, though would lead to two different reactions. \n\n\tCherry's eyes would marginally grow a bit wider, lifting a free hand to wave to the boy. Her smile seemed to brighten up the slightest bit as well. “Yo, 'sup Kane?” \n\n\tPetunia, however, would freeze up, her gleeful smile making way to a more cautious, neutral expression. “..mornin', Kane.” The Kirlia was quick to notice a slight blush form on her feathery face. He wouldn't be surprised, as she would no doubt remember all of the previous time he had hit on her. In his mind, he was slowly – yet [i]surely[/i] – getting through to her. It was only a matter of time. \n\n\tIgnoring the rather reserved response from the Aromatisse, Cherry continued speaking to Kane as he passed by. “Takin' the kiddos to school today, are ya?” \n\n\t“Oh yeah,” Kane answered, stretching in an overly-casual way. “You know me, always lookin' out for the little ones.” \n\n\t“He's gonna get us gelato later!” Sebastian piped up, earning a small head pat from the Kirlia. \n\n\t“Oooh, sounds yummy!” Petunia said, putting on a much warmer, friendlier tone for the young Spoink. “Well, you all had better get going. I think classes are about to start.” \n\n\t“C'mon, Kane!” Saffron started up, gently tugging at the hem of his dress. “Let's get going!” \n\n\t“Right, right!” He replied, hurrying away with the other four following closely. Before he could get too far away, however, Kane would shoot the two girls a double finger-gun, winking at them. “Catch ya later, [i]ladies!~[/i]” As he did so, he'd hone his focus on the Aromatisse's dress, making it flutter upwards, as if a gust of wind had suddenly lifted it up. In doing so, he'd reveal Petunia's flower-patterned panties, which fit nice and snugly over her large posterior. \n\n\t“[i]Yeep![/i]” She'd gasp, blushing even heavier. She used her free hand to push down her dress, attempting to recover herself. While successfully hiding the front, she wouldn't be able to do anything about her exposed butt. Kane was pleased with what he had seen, biting his lip as he drank in the glorious sight of the woman's underwear-clad body. \n\n\t“[/i]Damn, she's thick...~[/i]” He thought to himself. Cherry couldn't help but look on as well, letting out a low whistle. \n\n\t“Bit breezy, huh?” The Chikorita joked, giggling at her friend's flustered reaction. “Gotta say, though... those undies fit ya well! Somehow, I [i]knew[/i] they'd be covered in flowers.” \n\n\t“Cherry, that's [i]not[/i] helping!” Petunia griped, squirming in place as she tried to tug the back of her dress down. “Everyone's gonna see!” \n\n\t“[i]Too late for [b]that[/b], sweetcheeks,[/i]” Kane thought, a large, perverted smile plastered on his face. None of the kids seemed to take notice of this, as they were already a good distance away from the Kirlia. None of them wanted to be late, it seemed.\n\n\tAfter dropping the group off near the hill, however, Kane was met with a new challenge: how to pass the time for the next hour or so. After all, there were so many times you could walk through the town and window shop before one got bored. Considering that Kane had lived near the village for practically all of his life, he knew that he would have to come up with his own entertainment. While the prospect of exploring nearby mystery dungeons always piqued his interest, he knew that he would only get in trouble with Ms Hatterene. That and he was horribly under-equipped to handle them. \n\n\tWith little else to do, the bored Kirlia decided to do what he usually did whenever he had chaperone duty: work out. Underneath the wooden statue of the forest guardians, Kane performed his own regimen of stretches and exercises. This usually involved a jog around the square for a few laps, some sit ups, push-ups, squats, and using nearby rocks for weight lifting. He would also indulge in the occasional cat-calling if a cute girl passed by. Today, however, he was far too distracted with his thoughts to entertain his [i]second[/i] favorite past time. Kane's mind was still echoing with the voices of Giacomo and Ms Hatterene, pushing him to perform extra sets today. \n\n\tHe was so distracted, in fact, that Kane didn't notice a short Impidimp that was sneaking from the edge of the forest to his location.\n\n\t“Hmph... [i]phew[/i]... 'why don't you do something constructive, [i]Kane?'[/i]” He groused under his breath, sweating heavily as he squatted. “'You know how much trouble he has with [i]teleportation![/i]' Hmph..! Those know-it-alls think they're so much better than me just because they waste their time honing their psychic powers.” \n\n\tAs he puffed and huffed, the Impidimp moved closer, watching the Kirlia work out from behind the wooden statue. It would tilt its head as it listened to Kane talk to himself. It also kept its eyes on his butt as he squatted down, staring intently. “Is it [i]my[/i] fault that I'm so innately good at my psychic abilities that I can put my focus towards my body [i]and[/i] mind? [i]Calling me rusty[/i]... maybe [i]he[/i] should focus on not being an enormous asshole! Maybe then he can learn a useful offensive move for once!”\n\n\t“Giacomo got your goat again, Kane?” The Impidimp cut in, revealing itself from the back of the statue. In response, the Kirlia quickly stood straight up, performing a quick pirouette with a surprised look and a defensive stance. \n\n\t“[i]Augh![/i] Oh, it's you, Gomez,” Kane exclaimed, sighing as he quickly lowered his guard once more. The Impidimp let out a few amused laughs, moving closer. \n\n\t“Sorry, sorry! I just couldn't resist!” Gomez chuckled, sitting himself near the side of the stone edge that surrounded the statue. “Plus, you sound like you've got a lot on your mind.” \n\n\t“Yeah, guess you could say that,” Kane panted, wiping his sweaty forehead as he sat next to Gomez. “I'm just annoyed with having to live up to these dumb expectations that are being forced on me.” \n\n\t“Guess it comes with being a psychic-type, yeah?” The Impidimp replied, tilting his head. \n\n\t“Yeah, and it's [i]stupid![/i]” Kane complained, laying on his back. “Like, I don't need all these classes on 'meditation' and 'psycho-kinesis' and whatever! I can do all of that already!” Hearing this, Gomez shrugged, peeking down at the Kirlia. \n\n\t“Maybe they're just trying to make you even more powerful. After all, not everyone has the same opportunity to get better like you do.” \n\n\t“Well, they could do it in a better way that doesn't insult my intelligence.” Kane pushed himself up by his hands, sitting upright once more. “I mean, I got chewed out earlier all because I wanted to take a [i]bath![/i]” \n\n\t“A bath?” Gomez asked, furrowing his eyebrows. “Man, what do [i]they[/i] care? It's not like you're sneaking off to steal or something. Want a sweet-roll?” At this point, the shorter dark-type reached into a knapsack he was carrying, pulling out a snack that he had lifted from a sweets stand. \n\n\t“Oh, thanks,” Kane replied, accepting the snack, not knowing nor caring where he got it from. He took a few chomps off of it, continuing his rambling. “The fact that 'Jackass-omo' needs to be a smarmy prick all the time only makes it ten times harder to focus on my own personal training. I swear, once I become a Gallade, I'm gonna kick his ass.” \n\n\tHearing this, Gomez couldn't help but snort out, having stuffed his face with another stolen sweet-roll. “[i]Hah![/i] I'd pay to see that!” \n\n\t“Yeah! If he thinks he's so good at teleporting, then he can show me when I'm beating him!” Kane continued, punching his palm as he got a twisted, vengeful grin on his face. \n\n\t“Doubt he'd be able to go far, anyways,” Gomez said, egging the Kirlia on as he bounced in place somewhat. “I mean, you've known how to do it since you were a little Ralts, right?” \n\n\t“That's right! And [i]he[/i] thinks I'm rusty just cuz I haven't done it in awhile.” \n\n\t“Ah, everyone knows that whole 'four moves' theory is bunk, anyways!” \n\n\t“I [i]know[/i], right?” Kane said, hopping onto his feet once again. “It's like riding a bicycle, after all!” \n\n\t“...what's a bicycle?” Gomez asked, scratching his head. \n\n\t“It's a figure of speech,” The Kirlia sighed, rolling his eyes somewhat. “I can't forget something I've known how to do all my life!” He began to stretch his arms and legs somewhat, turning towards the Impidimp. “And I'll [i]prove[/i] it to ya!” \n\n\t“[i]Oooh[/i], a snack and a show!” Gomez eagerly replied, paying attention as his tail waggled around. Kane took a deep breath, closing his eyes and placing his palms together. \n\n\t“[i]No pressure, Kane...[/i]” He thought to himself, steadying his breathing. “[i]Just focus on a destination... what's a few meters away, yeah? Simple...[/i]” \n\n\t“C'mon, Kane! Show those wannabes what a [i]real[/i] psychic-type can do!” Gomez cheered on. This made the Kirlia smirk to himself as he continued to focus, the horns on his head beginning to glow brightly. \n\n\t“[i]Yeah, yeah..! Maybe I can teleport to the Dojo and [b]smack[/b] Giacomo upside his dumb head and zip away before he can even register what happened![/i]” Kane thought, taking one final deep breath. \n\n\t“[i][b]Teleport![/b][/i]” He exclaimed aloud, his horns flashing brightly. His stomach lurched heavily, the air around him suddenly whipping around him like a tornado. While it threw him off guard momentarily, the sensation quickly halted, alerting Kane that he had reached his destination. \n\n\t“Wow... it worked..!” He breathed to himself, feeling quite relieved. Without even needing to open his eyes, he knew from the overwhelming scent of flowers that surrounded him that he was inside of Petunia's flower shop. For some reason, the store also felt more... drafty. Was there a door open or something? \n\n\tKane opened his eyes, affirming his location. “Huh..! Not the Dojo, but still pretty good! Who's rusty [i]now[/i], huh?” He boasted proudly, placing his hands on his hips. As he did so, however, another fact quickly became apparent to the Kirlia, causing him to freeze up. Instead of feeling the fabric of his dress against his finger tips, he felt the smooth sensation of his skin. Kane knew this could only mean one thing; he was naked. \n\n\tLooking downwards, he confirmed this fact as the sight of his toned, slightly sweaty body came into view, his undersized cock and balls hanging between his spread legs. Blood flushed to his cheeks as he let out a sheepish laugh as he mumbled to himself. “[i]Whoops..![/i] Ah... hahah... okay, m-maybe I am a [i]bit[/i] rusty...” \n\n\t“Miss Petunia? Is that you?” Called a chipper voice from another room. This caused Kane to freeze up once more, biting his lip. \n\n\t“[i][b]Fuck[/b], I forgot people lived here![/i]” He thought, watching as Petunia's assistant – an adorably sweet Bellossom named Blossom – hurried into the room, carrying a tray of cookies. \n\n\t“Sorry for taking so long! I was having trouble find the- [b]WIENER?![/b]” She squealed out, staring with large eyes at the Kirlia's naked body.\n\n\t“[i]Gah![/i]” Kane gasped out, flinging his hands over his crotch and turning away somewhat. His face burned hotter, seeing the Bellossom start to blush as well. “I-I'm sorry! I-I didn't mean to-” \n\n\t“[i]G-get out![/i]” She cried out, shutting her eyes tight as she started to throw cookies at the boy. “Why are you [i]nude?![/i] Pervert!” \n\n\t“Ow! [i]Ow![/i] H-hey, wait!” Kane yelped, shifting around to try and minimize any pain he got from the sugary projectiles. Knowing that attempting to explain himself would go nowhere, the Kirlia opted to run towards the nearest door he could find. “I'm leaving, I'm [i]leaving![/i]” He cried out, wincing as a few more cookies smacked against his jiggling butt. \n\n\tUnfortunately for the Kirlia, the door he went through lead him outside to the backyard, revealing another large, flower-filled garden. In the middle of the circular, cobblestone floor was a large, metal garden table that held up a tea set and multiple cups. Seated in matching garden chairs that surrounded the table were a group of women, each one of them holding a book. Among the crowd, Kane recognized Petunia and Cherry, though they were only two out of the [i]seven[/i] that sat there. The other five Pokémon included were a Lilligant, a Whimsicott, a Maractus, an Illumise, and a Vivillon.\n\n\tWith the nude Kirlia's sudden burst through the door, his presence would instantly be met with a choir of gasps, the door behind him swinging shut. The psychic boy could only stare between all of them in horror, his hands still clenched over his otherwise nude crotch. Due to his inaction, the collective look of shock between the entire book club quickly shifted to one of immense amusement. \n\n\t“Hey, Kane! You lost or somethin'?” The Chikorita greeted, a huge grin coming over her face, which was starting to flush pink somewhat. Petunia's face blushed a lot more noticeably, politely looking away yet sneakily side-eyeing the nude Pokémon. As for the others, they began to laugh and giggle in a shameless manner. \n\n\t“Dude, where are your [i]clothes?![/i]” Laughed the Maractus girl, who's raucous laughter was causing her to rattle noisily. \n\n\t“Awwww! He's [i]nakie![/i]” Giggled the Whimsicott, kicking her feet in immense amusement. \n\n\t“N-nakie..?!” Kane gulped, his face as red as a Tamato berry. He didn't know [i]why[/i] his petite weenie was starting to stiffen up underneath his palms, but it only added to the humiliation of being seen in the buff. \n\n\t“Eww, why's he all sweaty?” The Illumise asked, scoffing in between her haughty giggles. \n\n\t“Maybe he ran all this way to show us his 'sexy body'!” The Whimsicott added, causing the others to cackle even louder. \n\n\t“Yeah, maybe he gets off to it!” The Vivillon added, her wings fluttering with her laughs. \n\n\t“Oh, how obscene!” The Lilligant gasped, tittering softly as she eyed over the Kirlia with the others. Kane managed to find some words, holding up a singular hand as he attempted to defend himself. \n\n\t“N-no..! It's-it's nothing like that..!” He sputtered, his back pushed up against the door. “I-I came here buh-by mistake! Tuh-teleportation accident... trust me!” Despite Kane's explanation, the women offered little pity to the pathetic Pokéboy. He began to feel even more flustered and embarrassed, his fully erect, three-inch cock pulsing in his grasp. \n\n\t“Oh, an '[i]accident[/i]', huh?” Cherry teased, adding a wink as well. \n\n\t“Then why'd you teleport [i]here[/i], weirdo?” The Maractus added, pointing an accusatory finger in his direction. Kane took notice that a few women, including Petunia, were rolling their eyes in disbelief. Due to his growing, inadvertent arousal, Kane's telepathic abilities went 'haywire' for a few moments. This meant that, whether he wanted to or not, the Kirlia could hear [i]all[/i] of their thoughts, which created a cacophony of noise within his mind. \n\n\t“[i]What a pervert...[/i]” \n\n\t“[i]How small is he to use one hand to hide [b]everything?[/b][/i]”\n\n\t“[i]I [b]know[/b] his cock is super tiny![/i]” \n\n\t“[i]I knew Kane was a streaker..![/i]” \n\n\t“[i]Holy shit, what a horny little freak![/i]” \n\n\t“[i]Awwwww! He looks like he's gonna cream all over himself![/i]” \n\n\t“[i]Wonder if he's gonna flash his pecker at us![/i]” \n\n\t“[i]Teeny lil weenie boy...~[/i]” \n\n\tPoor Kane was quite overwhelmed with embarrassment, shaking in place as his hand started to reach behind him, patting around desperately for the handle. His humiliated smile only appeared more obvious as his undersized rod twitched and leaked even more. \n\n\t“[i]I...I gotta get out! I-I can't handle their laughter anymore![/i]” Kane thought to himself, finding the door's handle and gripping it tightly. “S-s-sorry fuh-for interrupting you l-ladies, ahahah..!” He gulped, biting his lip as he smiled shamefully. The way he squirmed and wriggled around only added to the book club's collective amusement, as it made him look as if he was rubbing himself off. “Erm... I-I'll be leaving now..!” He laughed awkwardly. \n\n\tAs their laughter continued to grow in volume, Kane made the decision to fling the door open, finally turning his back to the crowd of Poke-women. Just before he re-entered the flower shop, Cherry called out one final remark to the disgraced Kirlia. \n\n\t“See ya 'round... [i]bubble butt.[/i]” As a fresh wave of cackling entered the air, Kane ran inside, slamming the door behind him. When he returned back indoors, Cherry turned towards Petunia with a large grin. “Guess comin' to Book Club was worth it!” \n\n\tAs he began to run towards what he now knew was the entrance, Blossom would show back up, holding a straw broom. The moment she saw Kane's nude body, she started swinging it at him. “[i]Out out [b]out![/b][/i] Get [i]out[/i] you dirty, naked pervert!” It appeared as if she was aiming specifically for his posterior. \n\n\tWith each '[b]THWACK![/b]' against his large butt, the Kirlia would yell out, using a free hand to try and guard his jiggling behind. He had little success in this regard, as the Bellossom kept spanking his rear relentlessly. While she was using the bristled end of the broom, she had a surprising amount of power behind each swing. \n\n\t“[i]Ouch! Gyah![/i] I'm going! [i]Stoooop![/i]” Kane whined, his derriere starting to feel the punishment of the Bellossom's fury. His protests fell on deaf ears as Blossom kept smacking away, encouraging him to hurry even faster out of the door. \n\n\tOnce Kane was finally outside, the psychic-type slammed the door behind him before Blossom could land another smack on his ass. While the pain was minimal, it was certainly uncomfortable for him, causing him to rub his rear idly as he stood outside. He knew he wasn't free of his situation yet, however, as he was [i]still[/i] naked [i]and[/i] outside. He continued to hold his hands over his sensitive bits, scanning the area rapidly for a place to escape to. \n\n\tAt first, he thought he had the relief of being alone, as he didn't see anyone else walking around the immediate area. From above, however, he heard the sound of a Murkrow squawking. “Caw? What have we [i]here?[/i]” It crowed, causing the Kirlia to whip his head upwards in surprise. \n\n\t“Gah! Sh-shush! G-go away!” Kane urged, loudly whispering. He didn't want to alert anyone else of his situation. It didn't seem as if the other Pokémon cared enough to offer the same courtesy. \n\n\t“Oh, lemme guess...” The Murkrow continued, unabashedly staring at the naked boy. “She thought you were too [i]small[/i] for some fun?” Hearing this, Kane's face burned even darker, the flying-type starting to laugh loudly and cruelly. He knew what it was implying and it only made the Kirlia's tiny hard-on twitch even [i]more![/i]\n\n\t“[i]Huh?![/i] I-I'm not- I wasn't- th-that's [i]nunya business![/i]” Kane stammered. His attempt at arguing with the mocking crow was futile, as it continued to cackle mercilessly at his misfortune. \n\n\t“Awww, what's wrong?” The Murkrow replied, leaning its head down, its beak showing a large smile. “Gonna [i]cry?[/i]” \n\n\tKane pouted, squirming in rage as he was insulted even more. In this moment, however, he would notice the fact that his eyes were, in fact, starting to sting with tears. Before he could give in to further indignation, however, a familiar voice pierced past the Murkrow's crowing. \n\n\t“[i]Pssst! Kane! Over here![/i]” Gomez whispered loudly, peeking his head around the corner of an alleyway. When the Kirlia looked over, a feeling of relief washed over his body, despite the fact he was shivering with intense humiliation. It helped that he saw the Impidimp holding up his discarded white dress, waving it around as if it were a flag. \n\n\tOpting to ignore the laughing Murkrow, Kane hurried over to the alleyway, quickly ducking between the two buildings before anyone else could see him. Once he managed to duck into cover, the sweaty Kirlia leaned against the wall, panting somewhat. “[i]Phew[/i]... that... was... [i]bad.[/i]” He kept his hand over his dick, realizing that his hand was very wet and slick, no doubt from his own arousal. His heart was still beating quite rapidly as well. \n\n\t“Here..!” Gomez said, holding his dress outwards towards his friend. Kane noticed that the Impidimp's cheeks were somewhat flushed as well, as he was also avoiding direct eye contact. Despite this, he felt incredibly relieved about the fairy/dark-type's sticky fingers. The nude boy accepted his clothing, quickly shifting it over his torso. Even if he had an obvious erection, Kane preferred to get himself dressed as quickly as possible. Plus, it didn't seem as if Gomez noticed. He [i]hoped[/i] not, anyways.\n\n\tAs he wiggled into his dress, Gomez was quick to pass over his green tights, which Kane took and held against his groin. He wouldn't put them on immediately however, looking to the Impidimp with concern. “Uh... dude, can I get my undies?” \n\n\t“O-oh! Undies. Right..!” Gomez gulped, nodding slowly. If Kane didn't know any better, he would think that he looked... reluctant? Instead of reaching into his knapsack, the Impidimp would instead reach into the pockets of his own trousers. Kane said nothing, though he did notice that Gomez was unfurling his tiny white briefs rather delicately, rubbing his fingertips against the fabric. “Uh... y-you sure these are [i]yours?[/i]” He'd ask, laughing bashfully. “I mean... they [i]are[/i] awfully tiny... and [i]soft[/i]...” \n\n\t“Oh for-” Kane groaned, quickly snatching them out of his friend's hands. “Gimme those! [i]Yes[/i], they're mine!” \n\n\t“R-right right! Sorry..!” The smaller Pokémon chuckled sheepishly, holding his hands up defensively. \n\n\t“[i]Sheesh... and they think [b]I'm[/b] a pervert[/i]...” Kane thought, turning around to quickly wriggle into his underwear. Even without looking, he could sense the Impidimp staring at his rump as it stretched out the fabric of his panties. \n\n\t“Man... they really did a number on your ass, huh?” He'd ask, biting his lip as he looked on. Kane hurried into his tights, sighing as a response. \n\n\t“Don't I know it...” He groused, rubbing his (now clothed) rump. “Ya wouldn't think tea cookies would hurt that much, huh?” \n\n\t“Geez, talk about bad luck..!” The Impidimp gulped, scratching the back of his head.\n\n\t“Guess now I [i]know[/i] better than to be distracted while teleporting,” Kane groaned again, rubbing his face a few times before looking up again. \n\n\t“L-look on the bright side!” Gomez started with a hopeful tone. “At least you can still teleport, right?” This seemed to uplift the Kirlia somewhat, who nodded with a small grin. \n\n\t“True... silver lining, and all that.” \n\n\t“Plus, it could've been worse! You could've wound up naked in front of the [i]school.[/i]” \n\n\tKane's cheeks flushed once more as he thought about that possibility. “I-I can only imagine...” He gulped, already hearing the sounds of children laughing ringing in his head.\n\n\tBefore his daydreaming could get out of control, however, he heard the sound of children squealing and giggling growing louder. This snapped Kane back into reality, realizing that school had just let out. \n\n\t“Oh, shoot..! I gotta go get the kids,” He stated, peeking out of the alley. As he started to run off, he looked over his shoulders, giving a small wave to his friend. “Thanks again, Gomez!” \n\n\t“See ya 'round, Kane!” He'd call back, waving as he slinked into the shadows. \n\n\tIt didn't take long before the Kirlia caught up to the group of four, who quickly hurried up to him excitedly. “[i]There[/i] you guys are! Hope school wasn't boring today.” \n\n\t“Hi, Kane!” Greeted Winnie, who started to eagerly circle around him. \n\n\t“School was fun!” Saffron beamed. “We learned how to identify different berries and what they do!”\n\n\t“It was [i]easy![/i]” MJ boasted, bouncing in place with Sebastian. \n\n\t“It made me [i]hungry![/i]” The Spoink added, giving the Kirlia a begging gaze. “Can we get gelato now? Please?” \n\n\t“Heh, I [i]guess[/i] we can...” Kane replied with a nod, earning the cheers of the younger Pokémon. As he began to lead them towards the stand, he thought to himself, “[i]I think we could [b]all[/b] use a treat after today...[/i]” \n\n\tIt didn't take long for them to reach the stand, being greeted by a Matcha green Alcremie lady, who had a small Milcery floating around her feet. “Well hey there, kids!” She cooed happily, readying an ice-cream scoop. “Here for an after-school treat?” \n\n\t“Yes, please!” All four answered enthusiastically, yet politely. “And [i]he's[/i] buying for us!” The Mime Jr added, pointing to Kane as he readied some money. \n\n\t“Oh, how [i]sweet[/i] of him!” The Alcremie answered, looking up at the Kirlia with a large smile. Kane wanted to reply with something suave or charming, but after the earlier events, he was still a bit shaken up. Instead, he would appear more bashful, especially in front of the pretty Poke-woman. \n\n\t“Aw, heh... y-yeah,” He began, clearing his throat awkwardly. He was trying to ignore the faint blush that was forming on his face. “Erm, f-five small cups for us, please.” \n\n\t“Well sure thing, Kaney!” The Alcremie replied, readying the first bowl, which was passed to her by her own child. \n\n\t“Here, mama,” It cooed beneath her. \n\n\t“Thank you, sweetie!” She responded. “Now then, what flavors do y'all want today?” \n\n\t“Chocolate!” MJ immediately blurted out. \n\n\t“Ooh ooh! I want rainbow!” Winnie added on. \n\n\t“Can I have vanilla with nuts, please?” Saffron asked, who received a nod from the Alcremie. \n\n\t“Uhh... Pinap! No, wait, Cheri! No, uhhhh...” Sebastian started up, unsure of which flavor to choose from. \n\n\t“How about I mix a bit of [i]both[/i] for you, sweetie?” She offered, earning some gleeful bounces from the Spoink. \n\n\t“Ooh yeah, yeah!” \n\n\tAs the Alcremie prepared the gelato for the kids, decorating them with cute, edible garnishes, she turned back to Kane. “And what about you, darling?” \n\n\tKane's heart skipped a beat somewhat, already forgetting his earlier pick-up line. He [i]wanted[/i] to say, '[i]A scoop of [b]you[/b], sweetcheeks.[/i]' He quickly lost his nerves as the woman stared patiently into his eyes. “Uhm... a-a scoop of, uh... anything, honestly..!” He answered clumsily. \n\n\tThis earned a small laugh from the Alcremie, nodding as she began to scoop a random flavor for him. “Comin' right up!” As she passed out the cups to each one, she'd turn back to Kane. “That'll be 15 Pokedollars for y'all today!” \n\n\t“Only 15?” Kane asked, curious and relieved. “That's... cheap!” He continued, handing off a few coins to the green Alcremie. \n\n\t“Mmhm!” She replied, accepting the money and passing it off to her kid, who carried it over to the register. “Call it my '[i]Cutie Discount[/i]'!” The Alcremie lady flashed a playful, yet innocent, wink to the boy, causing him to stammer somewhat as he accepted the cup of gelato she was passing to him. “Do come again!”\n\n\t“Th-th-thank you,” He stuttered dumbly, feeling his face burn hotter. As he began to walk off, he looked down at his cup of gelato, his goofy smile turning into something of a frown. Apparently, the Alcremie had decided to give him a big scoop of Pecha flavored gelato, decorated with a particularly juicy Pecha berry atop of it.\n\n\t“So what did [i]you[/i] do while we were at school?” MJ asked curiously, standing on his tip-toes somewhat, spotting the Pecha berry. “Oooh, that looks yummy! Is Pecha your favorite flavor? I think I see a little bruise on it.” \n\n\tIn response, the Kirlia inhaled for a few seconds, collecting his nerves. He took the small wooden spoon given and scooped a bit of the treat onto it. \n\n\t“...just shut up and eat your gelato, MJ.” \n\n\t\n\t\n\n\t\n\t\n\n\t \n\n\t\n\n\t\n\n\t\n\n\t\n\n\t\n\n\t\n\n\t\n\n\t\n\n\t\n\n\t\n\t\n\n\t\n\n\t", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "\t
Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: The Kane Chronicles

\t"What Bruises Easier: Pecha Berries or Egos?"


\tFor many Pokémon that lived in Perennial Village, life was simple. As to be expected with a name like “Perennial Village”, lush, often colorful vegetation of all forms and designs surrounded the area, along with a labyrinthine system of giant trees, as if making up a natural border of various hamlets and living spaces. Even in the depths of the obscure Knollwood Forest, Pokémon society hustled and bustled just like any other. Grass and bug types were in a huge abundance, obviously, although there was a nice variety of other types to be seen. In particular, fairy types seemed to be somewhat common, at least to those who have lived in the forest.

\tOne such Pokémon was Kane, a young Kirlia that had lived in Perennial Village for as long as he could remember. Since the sun had just barely broken through the horizon, just barely peeking through the leaves of the treetops, the fairy/psychic type was getting an early morning bath in. His designated 'bathing spot' came in the form of a rather small lake, which connected to a series of rivers that ran through the rest of the forest. He thought himself lucky to have found a private enough place to go to without being surrounded or bothered by anyone else. A task that's usually easier said than done!

\tFortunately for Kane, it appeared as if the stars had aligned for him perfectly, as there were no other Pokémon around to indulge in the cool, early-morning water with the Kirlia. He didn't even see any bird types flying around or water types stirring beneath the water. This corner of the end was his!

\tIndulging in his privacy, the Kirlia boy was, naturally, naked. Hanging by a stray tree limb was the psychic-type's clothing, consisting of the standard white, arm-length dress and a set of green tights. A simple, yet small, pair of white panties (or as Kane liked to call them, 'athletic briefs'), also lay with the rest of his removed wardrobe.

\tWhile the water was indeed quite cool, Kane didn't seem to struggle much with it, despite some obvious shivering and 'shrinkage'. Believing himself to be all alone, however, he felt little need to hide or cover up any of his petite, fit body.

\t“Man, these cold baths really wake you up!” He said to himself, reaching down to scrub and rinse around his surprisingly toned legs. From afar, anyone unfamiliar with the male Kirlia could've easily mistaken him for a girl, given the fact that his frame was somewhat effeminate, with a noticeable set of hip dips and a rather bubbly butt to round out his physiology. “Imagine pairing this with a morning jog? It'd probably, like, help my muscles, right?” Kane mused over his own logic for a bit, trying to come up with a good exercise regimen for the mornings. It was clear the Kirlia enjoyed physical activity, given his stature.

\tAfter his quick bath, Kane stepped out of the water, looking upwards at the opening the trees offered. A sudden rustling of leaves and branches alerted the Kirlia to the small group of Pidgey that were flying above. Fortunately, they didn't stick around nor did they take notice of the short psychic type below them, so he remained in the buff. “Just in time for the sunrise, too. The only thing better than a cold bath, honestly.”

\tWith a growing smile on his face, the young male lifted his arms up, arching his back somewhat as he stretched. He grunted slightly, feeling satisfied as his back and shoulders popped. The boy continued to stretch, the sunlight quickly illuminating the opening of the forest. The rays were wonderfully warm on Kane's body, encouraging him to keep stretching different body parts. He couldn't resist posing with each new stretch, unable to keep himself from showing off somewhat. No one was around, anyways.

\t“Mmf..! Who needs ESP when you've got a bod like me?” He whistled to himself, looking at himself in the reflection of the water. While anyone else would've most likely cringed at his own narcissism, Kane saw little wrong with admiring himself. Especially since he was noticing that his newfound goal of getting fit was starting to show promise.

\tWhile his own delusions lead him to imagine himself with a Herculean body, anyone else would've taken into account how the slight tonality of his muscles accentuated how feminine he appeared. Not that Kane would ever accept that reality. Instead, the Kirlia continued to boast to himself, his body sufficiently dried off at this point.

\t“I'll show those suckers at the Fighting Club in no time!” Kane began to finish up his stretches, fluffing and combing his green hair with his fingers in a rather delicate manner. “Not only that, but the ladies will be all over me. No way any cute girl wouldn't swoon over a hunky, muscular guy like me? Especially not after I evolve into a Gallade!”

\tThe Kirlia prattled on, stoking his ego like a fire. Due to being distracted by his own fantasies, he was unaware of the fact that someone had stumbled upon his place of respite. It wouldn't be until the quiet intruder let out a few highly amused snickers. In an instant, the Kirlia swung his head around, quickly flinging both palms over his crotch. His embarrassed, yet angry, expression made it obvious that he recognized the source of the muffled giggling.

\t“Hey! MJ!”
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\t“Meep!” A small Mime Jr. fell backwards from a bush, surprised by Kane's yelling. Because of how flustered the naked Pokémon was, he could barely form a sentence without stuttering.

\t“You- I- you can't- can't you see I'm -”

\t“Nakie?” The smaller, younger Pokémon replied, unable to hide a teasing smile on his face, staring at the Kirlia's hands, which were still covering his undersized, soft cock. Kane was very much not amused.

\t“Grrr! How'd you find this place, anyway?”

\t“Uh, duh! Everyone knows you come here to bathe!” Kane froze up as the young Mime Jr. got back up to his feet, dusting himself off. The nude psychic-type hurried behind a tree, offering him a little more coverage. Despite his embarrassment, he continued.

\t“Whuh-huh? W-well whatever, so what? W-what's wrong with taking a quick bath anyways? You're the one peeping on me, MJ!” Despite how angry Kane sounded, the Mime Jr. continued to giggle along in glee. Clearly, the young Pokémon was unable to take his nude friend seriously.

\t“Well, whatever! Dad was the one who told me to look for you, anyways,” MJ continued, shamelessly looking on at the cowering Kirlia. He seemed to enjoy watching the older psychic-type squirm. “He told me to tell you that you'd better not forget that you have chaperone duty today!” Hearing this, Kane poked his head out some more, looking even more shocked.

\t“What?! I thought it was Giacomo's turn today!”

\tMJ merely shook his head, his playful smile not going away. “Nuh-uh! He did his turn yesterday!”

\t“Aw, man...” Kane thought to himself, grumbling somewhat at the thought of having to walk with a group of children to their classes for most of the day. “So much for getting some extra training today.”

\tAs Kane took a few moments of silence to think to himself, the Mime Jr. boy continued to twirl about playfully, giggling somewhat. “Dad's already upset that you snuck out early without warning, so you'd better not keep him waiting, Mister Nakie!”

\tDespite the insult being incredibly childish (as expected: MJ was a child), Kane's cheeks grew a bright shade of red, growing quite flustered at the name-calling. “L-Like you're one to talk! Go tell Mr. Mime that I'll be there soon!”

\tWith the largest grin he could muster, MJ tilted his head and asked, “Why can't you come now, Kane?”

\t“Because I'm nakie-NAKED!” He shrieked out, blushing furiously. “Would you get outta here?!” With that, the Mime Jr. skipped off, giggling gleefully as he sang.

\t“Nakie-nakie booty-butt!~ Jiggles like a pudding cup!~”

\tKane growled as he watched the young Pokémon run back home. At the very least, he had some privacy again, as he finally stepped out from behind the tree. His mood would be a lot more sour, however, grumbling as he walked towards his clothes. “Dumb kid! Now the others are gonna get in on it!” He sighed, reaching for his underwear. “Next time that lil twerp makes fun of me, I'm gonna punt him across the entire forest!”

\tAs he muttered under his breath, the Pokéboy pulled his briefs up, shimmying his hips somewhat. “Hmph... are these getting tighter or something? Must be shrinking in the laundry...” He thought to himself, not accepting any alternative to this particular issue. He slid his green tights and white dress back on as fast as he could, hurrying through the short path in the trees.

\tFortunately, Kane was familiar with the path and didn't have any trouble navigating around foliage and rocks. In two quick minutes, another, larger opening made its way to the Kirlia's vision, revealing his home, as well as the home of a few others.

\tBefore him stood a large, four-story high Japanese-inspired dojo, referred to as the 'Lotus Dojo', built with dark wood and translucent, pink paper for windows and walls. Aside from the building itself was a shrine, resting a few feet away from the entrance, which was above a small set of wooden stairs. Kane knew the shrine well, as it worshiped the Pokémon Tapu Lele. Supposedly, she was one of the protectors of Perennial Village, and by extension Knollwood Forest. The Kirlia hadn't ever seen anything firsthand, so his faith in the legendary tended to wax and wane. He still thought she was awfully cute, however, so he never complained whenever he had to pay her shrine a visit.

\tKane looked towards the entrance, watching as the door shut itself. It appeared as if MJ had just gotten back to the dojo himself. The Kirlia hurried out from the brush and up the stairs, opening the door and entering. As he shut the door, he could hear the young Mime Jr. speaking to someone.

\t“Dad, I found Kane! He was outside naked!”

\t“Huh-what?!” Another voice chimed in, belonging to said father.

\tKane quickly entered the room, which happened to be the dining area. His face was flushed bright red as he soon blurted out, “I was taking a bath! Sheesh..!”

\tBefore him was MJ, of course, who was still laughing as he ran around the room energetically.  A Mr. Mime also stood in the room, holding a cup of tea with one hand. Standing across the room, also holding a cup of tea was a Ponyta, whom Kane recognized as Giacomo. Unlike other Ponyta, who were made of fire, Giacomo had an incredibly curly, fluffy mane of blue and pink, displaying his psychic nature. The anthro horse also wore a pair of black palazzo pants, along with a dark pink vest that showed off his slim, toned stomach and chest. He too was flashing a confused expression to the Kirlia, albeit more subtly.

\t“I...see.” Mr. Mime sipped at his tea, appearing less confused now. “Well, either I'm getting older or you're getting sneakier, because I didn't even hear you leave this morning!”

\tHearing this, Giacomo let out a small snort, his expression flashing a smug one to the Kirlia, who was collecting a cup of tea for himself. “Well, he certainly couldn't have teleported out. You know how much trouble he has with that.” This earned an ugly glare from Kane, who felt tempted to spray hot tea from his mouth onto the Galarian Ponyta.

\tOpting to swallow his current mouthful, the Kirlia instead argued back, “Uh, I'll have you know that I'm literally the best at it? It was, like, one of the first things I learned how to do, y'know!”

\t“Maybe that explains why you're so rusty.” Giacomo's smug grin didn't falter as Kane only grew more and more angered, his face reddening somewhat.

\t“Wh- oh, like you could do better!?”

\t“I could!”

\t“Prove it!”

\t“Okay, boys, let's just relax a moment!” Mr. Mime cut in, holding his hands up in an attempt to quiet the arguing duo. “You know how Ms Hatterene gets when you argue!” Kane and Giacomo looked to Mr. Mime, their expressions showing minor concern. Indeed, they were aware of how she could get; they were not eager to see it firsthand again. “Let's just... take a few deep breaths okay? Clear our minds...”

\tWith that, the Mr. Mime seemed to demonstrate this, closing his eyes and placing his palms together. Neither of the two psychic-types followed suit, although they would stay quiet. They would share another glare to each other, sipping their tea.

\t“Smug prick,” Kane thought, using telepathy to communicate this to the Ponyta.

\t“Brainless sissy,” Giacomo returned, using the same ability.

\tWhile the two stewed in anger over the presence of the other, the sound of footsteps and laughter clamoring down the stairs became audible. It wasn't long before a group of young Pokémon – an Espurr, a Wynaut, and a Spoink – dashed into the dining area. The Wynaut and Spoink would quickly join MJ's side and run around with him while the Espurr quietly stood beside the Mr. Mime's chair.
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\t“Ah, good morning, kids!” Mr. Mime greeted, showing a warm, welcoming smile as he looked to them all. His eyes settled on the Espurr, who was politely nibbling on an Oran berry. “I take it morning meditations went well?”

\t“Mm-hm,” The Espurr answered, nodding as it peered up with its large eyes. “Miss Hatterene taught us, um, how to move things with our mind.”

\t“Yeah! I can pick up stuff from across the room now!” The Spoink blurted out, bouncing eagerly in place as it turned towards the center table. “Watch, watch!” With that, the young Pokémon closed its eyes, placing its tiny hands on its head as it scrunched its spring downwards. As the pearl atop its head began to glow, one of the Pecha berries laying in the fruit-bowl started to shimmy in place. Slowly, the berry began to lift into the air, shaking in place as the Pokémon struggled to maintain focus.

\tEventually, despite its best efforts, the Spoink boy eventually found itself springing upwards, bouncing a few feet into the air. In doing so, the Pecha berry would follow suit, flying into the air and hitting against the ceiling with a dull thud. It wouldn't splatter, though it would fall back down, bouncing off of the Kirlia's head and landing onto the table.

\t“Ow! Hey!” Kane yelped, rubbing his head in annoyance as Giacomo smirked once again.

\t“Oops! S-sorry, Kane!” The Spoink replied, looking both sheepish and somewhat downtrodden. “G-guess I need to practice more...”

\t“We've all gotta start somewhere, Sebastian,” Mr. Mime replied, comforting the Spoink.

\t“Indeed. It's certainly not a bad start,” A new voice started up, which belonged to a tall Hatterene, who had silently entered the dining room just a few seconds prior. Her appearance surprised the Mr. Mime somewhat, though only momentarily. “Remember, if you clear your mind beforehand, you'll have an easier time focusing.” Her voice was bubbly, yet her tone was unreadable and calm.

\t“Oh, morning honey! I didn't hear you come in!” The Mr. Mime greeted, who received a few affectionate head pats from the taller poke-woman. As she did so, the Hatterene's attention moved over to the Kirlia, who was now avoiding eye contact by turning away and burying himself into his tea. While her expression didn't change, Kane could feel her steely gaze piercing into his skull.

\t“Hmm... I see our older pupils are awake as well,” She continued, moving along the floor as if she were gliding. “Excellent. We can start our day then.” Her long, arm-like ponytail pointed towards the Ponyta as she moved her attention to him. “Giacomo, you will be helping me clean the Lotus Dojo today.”

\t“Ah, man...” He sighed under his breath. Clearly, he didn't enjoy the prospect of having to dust, sweep, and polish the entire building.

\tDespite Kane's somewhat amused expression, the Hatterene woman turned towards him, placing her hand on his shoulder. This caused him to freeze up somewhat, feeling its grip slowly tighten. “And I believe you already know you are to walk the kids to and from school today, correct?”

\t“Y-yes, Ms Hatterene, I do,” Kane answered simply, trying to not feel or show any fear.

\t“Hm, good! Perhaps you can use your downtime for something constructive this time around. After all, you have already taken one bath today, have you not?” The Kirlia's cheeks flushed a bright pink as he held his tongue. He could hear MJ giggling along as she said this.

\tKnowing it was smarter to not show any indignation towards this, Kane merely nodded, biting his tongue for the time being. It was scary how vigilant she was. “...yes ma'am.”

\t“Excellent!” She cooed, patting him on the shoulder as she began to glide away from him. The Kirlia let out an exhale that he had apparently been holding in as she started to walk out of the room. “Now then, you should all start heading out, yes? I do not want you all to be late for school.”

\t“Yes, Ms Hatterene!” The four young Pokémon chanted, hurrying outside of the dojo. With that, Kane began to follow along, albeit a bit slower. Before he could leave the room, however, Giacomo called out to him.

\t“Yo Kane, don't forget your breakfast,” He said, tossing him the Pecha berry that had fallen on his head earlier.

\tKane's reaction time was a lot better this time around, as he caught the fruit with his right hand with ease. His expression was less than pleased, however, looking down at the berry he had caught. It had a couple of bruises from where it had collided, but otherwise still appeared edible. “Thanks,” He'd respond bluntly.

\t“Heh... kinda reminds me of you, honestly,” Giacomo communicated, using telepathy once more. Kane became a lot more annoyed at this point, his grip tightening at the remark. He took notice of the fact that the Ponyta's eyes were scanning over the Kirlia's own rear-end.

\t“Gee, how clever,” Kane thought, flashing one final glare to the Ponyta as he left, taking a brusque bite out of the Pecha berry.

\t“Fuckin' prick.”

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\tIt wasn't long before Kane was walking down the route from the Lotus Dojo towards Perennial Village's town square, making sure to keep the group of young Pokémon in his vision. Unlike the path he had taken to the secluded lake for his bath, this road was a lot more spacious and worn down, showing that it was a commonly used passage. Not just for those who lived in the Dojo, but for other Pokémon as well.

\tKane looked up and around the forest casually, taking in the surroundings that he was well accustomed to. He was doing his best to keep his mind distracted, despite the mundane scenery. Reason being was because, just a few feet ahead, the group of four Pokémon were reciting the rhyme that the Kirlia was more-than-familiar with.

\t“Nakie nakie booty-butt! Jiggles like a pudding cup!~ Wobble wobble, to-and-fro! Bounces like a ball of dough!~” The group recited cheerfully, having come up with their own lyrics for the childish tune.

\tKane kept quiet, despite his growing frustrations with the song. “Dammit, MJ,” He thought, his brow furrowing as he tried to act as if it wasn't bothering him immensely. He had to stop them before they reached the town square. As if a juvenile song about his butt wasn't humiliating enough, he knew it would only be that much more embarrassing for his reputation if they were singing it around other Pokémon.

\t“Hey kids, how 'bout we chill on the singing, huh?” Kane started up, calling to the others. This seemed to get them to stop for a brief moment, as they turned around to face their unfortunate chaperone.

\t“Awwww, why? How come?” The Wynaut – named Winnie – complained, puffing her cheeks somewhat.

\t“Yeah, Kane! We're just having fun!” MJ cackled, sticking his tongue out teasingly.

\t“Ehehe, what's wrong? Do you not like our song about your tushy?” The Espurr – named Saffron – giggled.

\t“...I thought we were singing about food...” Sebastian said quietly, somewhat bashful.

\tKane grumbled to himself, attempting to come up with something. After a few seconds, an idea hit him, causing his expression to brighten up in realization. Putting on a friendly smile (as friendly as he could muster, at least), the Kirlia explained himself. “Just... I was thinking about getting you all gelato after school if you behaved!” Hearing this, the childrens' eyes brightened up as they looked to each other, chattering excitedly. “But, if you're gonna keep making fun of me, then I guess we can forget about it...”

\tAll four started up at the same time, growing somewhat upset.

\t“No, wait! W-we're sorry! Honest!” Sebastian whined, bouncing in place rapidly.

\t“Yeah! We'll be good!” Saffron added on, using his large, puppy-like eyes to beg for forgiveness.

\t“It's MJ's fault! He's the one who taught us the song!” Winnie exclaimed.

\t“Don't snitch on me, Winnie!” MJ huffed, pushing the Wynaut away.

\t“Ow! Kane, he pushed me!” She whined, stumbling away in a rather overly-dramatic manner.

\tBefore he could lose control of the group, the Kirlia lifted his hands up, smiling gently as he moved closer, corralling them together. “Hey hey heeey, relax!” He started up, quieting the children. “Maybe I'll forget about this if you all promise to stay quiet for the rest of the walk, okay?” The four young Pokémon all nodded in agreement, murmuring small apologies. “Great! Now, c'mon, let's get a move on. Ms Hatterene won't be happy with any of us if you're all late for school.” Flashing a knowing look between each of them, the four of them nodded once more, soon continuing down the path once again.

\t“Phew. Can't believed that worked,” Kane thought, smirking smugly to himself. “Course, now I gotta get them gelato afterwards... though, I guess some of my allowance in exchange for my dignity is a good enough trade-off.” He shrugged, moving some hair out of his face as they walked. “Plus, it'll give me a chance to see that hot Alcremie again.” He smirked to himself, fantasizing about flirting with said vendor. “'Oh, my favorite flavor? I'd have to say you, babe.' Heh... yeah, that's a good one... gonna have to use that later...”

\tIt wouldn't be long before the Lotus Dojo group entered Perennial Village's town square, the sound of others bustling, chatting, and working soon becoming audible. The scent of tons of different flowers also hit the Kirlia's nostrils, which wasn't unpleasant, even if he was expecting it at this point. The enormous field was filled with a maze of shops and stands, each selling a variety of goods, services, and food. In the center of the square would be a massive, wooden statue dedicated to the protectors of Knoll Forest. Tapu Koko, Bolo, Fini, and Lele were all positioned together, with the wood being overgrown with moss, vines, and flowers. Currently, two Pidove were preening their feathers atop Tapu Bolo's head.

\tA short distance away, Kane would see a massive, flat-top hill. He was quite familiar with this hill, as it was the location of the outdoor school that he would soon be seeing the kids off to. Years ago, Kirlia had graduated past the need for the classes it provided, but kept many memories. Most of which he wouldn't regard with optimism.

\tNow wasn't the time to reminisce about the past, however. Kane walked with the group of four through the square, allowing them to talk among each other. As they walked closer to the hillside, Kane would slow up, hearing the sounds of two women speaking to each other. Peeking over, he'd spot two familiar figures. One was a short, pear-shaped, bipedal Chikorita girl in overalls. The other was an exceptionally pretty, curvy Aromatisse lady wearing a simple pink sun-dress and a large sun-hat. Kane recognized them as Cherry and Petunia, respectively. As his eyes scanned over their curvy bodies, he'd eavesdrop on their conversation.

\t“A book club, huh?” Cherry asked, her casual, half-lidded gaze appearing nonplussed. She was currently holding a basket filled with a variety of spices.

\t“Yeah! I started it quite recently, actually,” Petunia replied, holding a basket filled with flowers. “Our next meeting is later today at my place. I'd be happy if you joined us sometime, Cherry!”

\t“I'll think about it,” The Chikorita responded with a shrug, her nonchalant smile evident. “Never had much of an interest in reading, to be honest with you.”

\t“Oh, you just haven't found the right book yet!” Petunia placed a hand on Cherry's arm, beaming at her. “I've got a lot of good recommendations I can give you!” In response, the curvy grass-type shrugged, raising an eyebrow.

\t“Man, you really want me to come, huh? Eh, fuck it, why not? I'm not doin' anything later anyways,” Cherry said, causing the Aromatisse to bounce in place happily.

\t“Yay! I can't wait to tell the others!”

\tBy this point, Kane and the group of young Pokémon were passing by the two, prompting the oldest psychic-type to greet them. “Good morning, ladies,” He began, attempting to sound charismatic and suave. This caught their attention, though would lead to two different reactions.

\tCherry's eyes would marginally grow a bit wider, lifting a free hand to wave to the boy. Her smile seemed to brighten up the slightest bit as well. “Yo, 'sup Kane?”

\tPetunia, however, would freeze up, her gleeful smile making way to a more cautious, neutral expression. “..mornin', Kane.” The Kirlia was quick to notice a slight blush form on her feathery face. He wouldn't be surprised, as she would no doubt remember all of the previous time he had hit on her. In his mind, he was slowly – yet surely – getting through to her. It was only a matter of time.

\tIgnoring the rather reserved response from the Aromatisse, Cherry continued speaking to Kane as he passed by. “Takin' the kiddos to school today, are ya?”

\t“Oh yeah,” Kane answered, stretching in an overly-casual way. “You know me, always lookin' out for the little ones.”

\t“He's gonna get us gelato later!” Sebastian piped up, earning a small head pat from the Kirlia.

\t“Oooh, sounds yummy!” Petunia said, putting on a much warmer, friendlier tone for the young Spoink. “Well, you all had better get going. I think classes are about to start.”

\t“C'mon, Kane!” Saffron started up, gently tugging at the hem of his dress. “Let's get going!”

\t“Right, right!” He replied, hurrying away with the other four following closely. Before he could get too far away, however, Kane would shoot the two girls a double finger-gun, winking at them. “Catch ya later, ladies!~” As he did so, he'd hone his focus on the Aromatisse's dress, making it flutter upwards, as if a gust of wind had suddenly lifted it up. In doing so, he'd reveal Petunia's flower-patterned panties, which fit nice and snugly over her large posterior.

\t“Yeep!” She'd gasp, blushing even heavier. She used her free hand to push down her dress, attempting to recover herself. While successfully hiding the front, she wouldn't be able to do anything about her exposed butt. Kane was pleased with what he had seen, biting his lip as he drank in the glorious sight of the woman's underwear-clad body.

\t“[/i]Damn, she's thick...~[/i]” He thought to himself. Cherry couldn't help but look on as well, letting out a low whistle.

\t“Bit breezy, huh?” The Chikorita joked, giggling at her friend's flustered reaction. “Gotta say, though... those undies fit ya well! Somehow, I knew they'd be covered in flowers.”

\t“Cherry, that's not helping!” Petunia griped, squirming in place as she tried to tug the back of her dress down. “Everyone's gonna see!”

\t“Too late for that, sweetcheeks,” Kane thought, a large, perverted smile plastered on his face. None of the kids seemed to take notice of this, as they were already a good distance away from the Kirlia. None of them wanted to be late, it seemed.

\tAfter dropping the group off near the hill, however, Kane was met with a new challenge: how to pass the time for the next hour or so. After all, there were so many times you could walk through the town and window shop before one got bored. Considering that Kane had lived near the village for practically all of his life, he knew that he would have to come up with his own entertainment. While the prospect of exploring nearby mystery dungeons always piqued his interest, he knew that he would only get in trouble with Ms Hatterene. That and he was horribly under-equipped to handle them.

\tWith little else to do, the bored Kirlia decided to do what he usually did whenever he had chaperone duty: work out. Underneath the wooden statue of the forest guardians, Kane performed his own regimen of stretches and exercises. This usually involved a jog around the square for a few laps, some sit ups, push-ups, squats, and using nearby rocks for weight lifting. He would also indulge in the occasional cat-calling if a cute girl passed by. Today, however, he was far too distracted with his thoughts to entertain his second favorite past time. Kane's mind was still echoing with the voices of Giacomo and Ms Hatterene, pushing him to perform extra sets today.

\tHe was so distracted, in fact, that Kane didn't notice a short Impidimp that was sneaking from the edge of the forest to his location.

\t“Hmph... phew... 'why don't you do something constructive, Kane?'” He groused under his breath, sweating heavily as he squatted. “'You know how much trouble he has with teleportation!' Hmph..! Those know-it-alls think they're so much better than me just because they waste their time honing their psychic powers.”

\tAs he puffed and huffed, the Impidimp moved closer, watching the Kirlia work out from behind the wooden statue. It would tilt its head as it listened to Kane talk to himself. It also kept its eyes on his butt as he squatted down, staring intently. “Is it my fault that I'm so innately good at my psychic abilities that I can put my focus towards my body and mind? Calling me rusty... maybe he should focus on not being an enormous asshole! Maybe then he can learn a useful offensive move for once!”

\t“Giacomo got your goat again, Kane?” The Impidimp cut in, revealing itself from the back of the statue. In response, the Kirlia quickly stood straight up, performing a quick pirouette with a surprised look and a defensive stance.

\t“Augh! Oh, it's you, Gomez,” Kane exclaimed, sighing as he quickly lowered his guard once more. The Impidimp let out a few amused laughs, moving closer.

\t“Sorry, sorry! I just couldn't resist!” Gomez chuckled, sitting himself near the side of the stone edge that surrounded the statue. “Plus, you sound like you've got a lot on your mind.”

\t“Yeah, guess you could say that,” Kane panted, wiping his sweaty forehead as he sat next to Gomez. “I'm just annoyed with having to live up to these dumb expectations that are being forced on me.”

\t“Guess it comes with being a psychic-type, yeah?” The Impidimp replied, tilting his head.

\t“Yeah, and it's stupid!” Kane complained, laying on his back. “Like, I don't need all these classes on 'meditation' and 'psycho-kinesis' and whatever! I can do all of that already!” Hearing this, Gomez shrugged, peeking down at the Kirlia.

\t“Maybe they're just trying to make you even more powerful. After all, not everyone has the same opportunity to get better like you do.”

\t“Well, they could do it in a better way that doesn't insult my intelligence.” Kane pushed himself up by his hands, sitting upright once more. “I mean, I got chewed out earlier all because I wanted to take a bath!”

\t“A bath?” Gomez asked, furrowing his eyebrows. “Man, what do they care? It's not like you're sneaking off to steal or something. Want a sweet-roll?” At this point, the shorter dark-type reached into a knapsack he was carrying, pulling out a snack that he had lifted from a sweets stand.

\t“Oh, thanks,” Kane replied, accepting the snack, not knowing nor caring where he got it from. He took a few chomps off of it, continuing his rambling. “The fact that 'Jackass-omo' needs to be a smarmy prick all the time only makes it ten times harder to focus on my own personal training. I swear, once I become a Gallade, I'm gonna kick his ass.”

\tHearing this, Gomez couldn't help but snort out, having stuffed his face with another stolen sweet-roll. “Hah! I'd pay to see that!”

\t“Yeah! If he thinks he's so good at teleporting, then he can show me when I'm beating him!” Kane continued, punching his palm as he got a twisted, vengeful grin on his face.  

\t“Doubt he'd be able to go far, anyways,” Gomez said, egging the Kirlia on as he bounced in place somewhat. “I mean, you've known how to do it since you were a little Ralts, right?”

\t“That's right! And he thinks I'm rusty just cuz I haven't done it in awhile.”

\t“Ah, everyone knows that whole 'four moves' theory is bunk, anyways!”

\t“I know, right?” Kane said, hopping onto his feet once again. “It's like riding a bicycle, after all!”

\t“...what's a bicycle?” Gomez asked, scratching his head.

\t“It's a figure of speech,” The Kirlia sighed, rolling his eyes somewhat. “I can't forget something I've known how to do all my life!” He began to stretch his arms and legs somewhat, turning towards the Impidimp. “And I'll prove it to ya!”

\t“Oooh, a snack and a show!” Gomez eagerly replied, paying attention as his tail waggled around. Kane took a deep breath, closing his eyes and placing his palms together.

\t“No pressure, Kane...” He thought to himself, steadying his breathing. “Just focus on a destination... what's a few meters away, yeah? Simple...”

\t“C'mon, Kane! Show those wannabes what a real psychic-type can do!” Gomez cheered on. This made the Kirlia smirk to himself as he continued to focus, the horns on his head beginning to glow brightly.

\t“Yeah, yeah..! Maybe I can teleport to the Dojo and smack Giacomo upside his dumb head and zip away before he can even register what happened!” Kane thought, taking one final deep breath.

\t“Teleport!” He exclaimed aloud, his horns flashing brightly. His stomach lurched heavily, the air around him suddenly whipping around him like a tornado. While it threw him off guard momentarily, the sensation quickly halted, alerting Kane that he had reached his destination.

\t“Wow... it worked..!” He breathed to himself, feeling quite relieved. Without even needing to open his eyes, he knew from the overwhelming scent of flowers that surrounded him that he was inside of Petunia's flower shop. For some reason, the store also felt more... drafty. Was there a door open or something?

\tKane opened his eyes, affirming his location. “Huh..! Not the Dojo, but still pretty good! Who's rusty now, huh?” He boasted proudly, placing his hands on his hips. As he did so, however, another fact quickly became apparent to the Kirlia, causing him to freeze up. Instead of feeling the fabric of his dress against his finger tips, he felt the smooth sensation of his skin. Kane knew this could only mean one thing; he was naked.

\tLooking downwards, he confirmed this fact as the sight of his toned, slightly sweaty body came into view, his undersized cock and balls hanging between his spread legs. Blood flushed to his cheeks as he let out a sheepish laugh as he mumbled to himself. “Whoops..! Ah... hahah... okay, m-maybe I am a bit rusty...”

\t“Miss Petunia? Is that you?” Called a chipper voice from another room. This caused Kane to freeze up once more, biting his lip.

\t“Fuck, I forgot people lived here!” He thought, watching as Petunia's assistant – an adorably sweet Bellossom named Blossom – hurried into the room, carrying a tray of cookies.

\t“Sorry for taking so long! I was having trouble find the- WIENER?!” She squealed out, staring with large eyes at the Kirlia's naked body.

\t“Gah!” Kane gasped out, flinging his hands over his crotch and turning away somewhat. His face burned hotter, seeing the Bellossom start to blush as well. “I-I'm sorry! I-I didn't mean to-”

\t“G-get out!” She cried out, shutting her eyes tight as she started to throw cookies at the boy. “Why are you nude?! Pervert!”

\t“Ow! Ow! H-hey, wait!” Kane yelped, shifting around to try and minimize any pain he got from the sugary projectiles. Knowing that attempting to explain himself would go nowhere, the Kirlia opted to run towards the nearest door he could find. “I'm leaving, I'm leaving!” He cried out, wincing as a few more cookies smacked against his jiggling butt.

\tUnfortunately for the Kirlia, the door he went through lead him outside to the backyard, revealing another large, flower-filled garden. In the middle of the circular, cobblestone floor was a large, metal garden table that held up a tea set and multiple cups. Seated in matching garden chairs that surrounded the table were a group of women, each one of them holding a book. Among the crowd, Kane recognized Petunia and Cherry, though they were only two out of the seven that sat there. The other five Pokémon included were a Lilligant, a Whimsicott, a Maractus, an Illumise, and a Vivillon.

\tWith the nude Kirlia's sudden burst through the door, his presence would instantly be met with a choir of gasps, the door behind him swinging shut. The psychic boy could only stare between all of them in horror, his hands still clenched over his otherwise nude crotch. Due to his inaction, the collective look of shock between the entire book club quickly shifted to one of immense amusement.

\t“Hey, Kane! You lost or somethin'?” The Chikorita greeted, a huge grin coming over her face, which was starting to flush pink somewhat. Petunia's face blushed a lot more noticeably, politely looking away yet sneakily side-eyeing the nude Pokémon. As for the others, they began to laugh and giggle in a shameless manner.

\t“Dude, where are your clothes?!” Laughed the Maractus girl, who's raucous laughter was causing her to rattle noisily.

\t“Awwww! He's nakie!” Giggled the Whimsicott, kicking her feet in immense amusement.

\t“N-nakie..?!” Kane gulped, his face as red as a Tamato berry. He didn't know why his petite weenie was starting to stiffen up underneath his palms, but it only added to the humiliation of being seen in the buff.

\t“Eww, why's he all sweaty?” The Illumise asked, scoffing in between her haughty giggles.

\t“Maybe he ran all this way to show us his 'sexy body'!” The Whimsicott added, causing the others to cackle even louder.

\t“Yeah, maybe he gets off to it!” The Vivillon added, her wings fluttering with her laughs.

\t“Oh, how obscene!” The Lilligant gasped, tittering softly as she eyed over the Kirlia with the others. Kane managed to find some words, holding up a singular hand as he attempted to defend himself.

\t“N-no..! It's-it's nothing like that..!” He sputtered, his back pushed up against the door. “I-I came here buh-by mistake! Tuh-teleportation accident... trust me!” Despite Kane's explanation, the women offered little pity to the pathetic Pokéboy. He began to feel even more flustered and embarrassed, his fully erect, three-inch cock pulsing in his grasp.

\t“Oh, an 'accident', huh?” Cherry teased, adding a wink as well.

\t“Then why'd you teleport here, weirdo?” The Maractus added, pointing an accusatory finger in his direction. Kane took notice that a few women, including Petunia, were rolling their eyes in disbelief. Due to his growing, inadvertent arousal, Kane's telepathic abilities went 'haywire' for a few moments. This meant that, whether he wanted to or not, the Kirlia could hear all of their thoughts, which created a cacophony of noise within his mind.

\t“What a pervert...”

\t“How small is he to use one hand to hide everything?”

\t“I know his cock is super tiny!”

\t“I knew Kane was a streaker..!”

\t“Holy shit, what a horny little freak!”

\t“Awwwww! He looks like he's gonna cream all over himself!”

\t“Wonder if he's gonna flash his pecker at us!”

\t“Teeny lil weenie boy...~”

\tPoor Kane was quite overwhelmed with embarrassment, shaking in place as his hand started to reach behind him, patting around desperately for the handle. His humiliated smile only appeared more obvious as his undersized rod twitched and leaked even more.

\t“I...I gotta get out! I-I can't handle their laughter anymore!” Kane thought to himself, finding the door's handle and gripping it tightly. “S-s-sorry fuh-for interrupting you l-ladies, ahahah..!” He gulped, biting his lip as he smiled shamefully. The way he squirmed and wriggled around only added to the book club's collective amusement, as it made him look as if he was rubbing himself off. “Erm... I-I'll be leaving now..!” He laughed awkwardly.

\tAs their laughter continued to grow in volume, Kane made the decision to fling the door open, finally turning his back to the crowd of Poke-women. Just before he re-entered the flower shop, Cherry called out one final remark to the disgraced Kirlia.

\t“See ya 'round... bubble butt.” As a fresh wave of cackling entered the air, Kane ran inside, slamming the door behind him. When he returned back indoors, Cherry turned towards Petunia with a large grin. “Guess comin' to Book Club was worth it!”

\tAs he began to run towards what he now knew was the entrance, Blossom would show back up, holding a straw broom. The moment she saw Kane's nude body, she started swinging it at him. “Out out out! Get out you dirty, naked pervert!” It appeared as if she was aiming specifically for his posterior.

\tWith each 'THWACK!' against his large butt, the Kirlia would yell out, using a free hand to try and guard his jiggling behind. He had little success in this regard, as the Bellossom kept spanking his rear relentlessly. While she was using the bristled end of the broom, she had a surprising amount of power behind each swing.

\t“Ouch! Gyah! I'm going! Stoooop!” Kane whined, his derriere starting to feel the punishment of the Bellossom's fury. His protests fell on deaf ears as Blossom kept smacking away, encouraging him to hurry even faster out of the door.

\tOnce Kane was finally outside, the psychic-type slammed the door behind him before Blossom could land another smack on his ass. While the pain was minimal, it was certainly uncomfortable for him, causing him to rub his rear idly as he stood outside. He knew he wasn't free of his situation yet, however, as he was still naked and outside. He continued to hold his hands over his sensitive bits, scanning the area rapidly for a place to escape to.

\tAt first, he thought he had the relief of being alone, as he didn't see anyone else walking around the immediate area. From above, however, he heard the sound of a Murkrow squawking. “Caw? What have we here?” It crowed, causing the Kirlia to whip his head upwards in surprise.

\t“Gah! Sh-shush! G-go away!” Kane urged, loudly whispering. He didn't want to alert anyone else of his situation. It didn't seem as if the other Pokémon cared enough to offer the same courtesy.

\t“Oh, lemme guess...” The Murkrow continued, unabashedly staring at the naked boy. “She thought you were too small for some fun?” Hearing this, Kane's face burned even darker, the flying-type starting to laugh loudly and cruelly. He knew what it was implying and it only made the Kirlia's tiny hard-on twitch even more!

\t“Huh?! I-I'm not- I wasn't- th-that's nunya business!” Kane stammered. His attempt at arguing with the mocking crow was futile, as it continued to cackle mercilessly at his misfortune.

\t“Awww, what's wrong?” The Murkrow replied, leaning its head down, its beak showing a large smile. “Gonna cry?”

\tKane pouted, squirming in rage as he was insulted even more. In this moment, however, he would notice the fact that his eyes were, in fact, starting to sting with tears. Before he could give in to further indignation, however, a familiar voice pierced past the Murkrow's crowing.

\t“Pssst! Kane! Over here!” Gomez whispered loudly, peeking his head around the corner of an alleyway. When the Kirlia looked over, a feeling of relief washed over his body, despite the fact he was shivering with intense humiliation. It helped that he saw the Impidimp holding up his discarded white dress, waving it around as if it were a flag.

\tOpting to ignore the laughing Murkrow, Kane hurried over to the alleyway, quickly ducking between the two buildings before anyone else could see him. Once he managed to duck into cover, the sweaty Kirlia leaned against the wall, panting somewhat. “Phew... that... was... bad.” He kept his hand over his dick, realizing that his hand was very wet and slick, no doubt from his own arousal. His heart was still beating quite rapidly as well.

\t“Here..!” Gomez said, holding his dress outwards towards his friend. Kane noticed that the Impidimp's cheeks were somewhat flushed as well, as he was also avoiding direct eye contact. Despite this, he felt incredibly relieved about the fairy/dark-type's sticky fingers. The nude boy accepted his clothing, quickly shifting it over his torso. Even if he had an obvious erection, Kane preferred to get himself dressed as quickly as possible. Plus, it didn't seem as if Gomez noticed. He hoped not, anyways.

\tAs he wiggled into his dress, Gomez was quick to pass over his green tights, which Kane took and held against his groin. He wouldn't put them on immediately however, looking to the Impidimp with concern. “Uh... dude, can I get my undies?”

\t“O-oh! Undies. Right..!” Gomez gulped, nodding slowly. If Kane didn't know any better, he would think that he looked... reluctant? Instead of reaching into his knapsack, the Impidimp would instead reach into the pockets of his own trousers. Kane said nothing, though he did notice that Gomez was unfurling his tiny white briefs rather delicately, rubbing his fingertips against the fabric. “Uh... y-you sure these are yours?” He'd ask, laughing bashfully. “I mean... they are awfully tiny... and soft...”

\t“Oh for-” Kane groaned, quickly snatching them out of his friend's hands. “Gimme those! Yes, they're mine!”

\t“R-right right! Sorry..!” The smaller Pokémon chuckled sheepishly, holding his hands up defensively.

\t“Sheesh... and they think I'm a pervert...” Kane thought, turning around to quickly wriggle into his underwear. Even without looking, he could sense the Impidimp staring at his rump as it stretched out the fabric of his panties.

\t“Man... they really did a number on your ass, huh?” He'd ask, biting his lip as he looked on. Kane hurried into his tights, sighing as a response.

\t“Don't I know it...” He groused, rubbing his (now clothed) rump. “Ya wouldn't think tea cookies would hurt that much, huh?”

\t“Geez, talk about bad luck..!” The Impidimp gulped, scratching the back of his head.

\t“Guess now I know better than to be distracted while teleporting,” Kane groaned again, rubbing his face a few times before looking up again.

\t“L-look on the bright side!” Gomez started with a hopeful tone. “At least you can still teleport, right?” This seemed to uplift the Kirlia somewhat, who nodded with a small grin.

\t“True... silver lining, and all that.”

\t“Plus, it could've been worse! You could've wound up naked in front of the school.”

\tKane's cheeks flushed once more as he thought about that possibility. “I-I can only imagine...” He gulped, already hearing the sounds of children laughing ringing in his head.

\tBefore his daydreaming could get out of control, however, he heard the sound of children squealing and giggling growing louder. This snapped Kane back into reality, realizing that school had just let out.

\t“Oh, shoot..! I gotta go get the kids,” He stated, peeking out of the alley. As he started to run off, he looked over his shoulders, giving a small wave to his friend. “Thanks again, Gomez!”

\t“See ya 'round, Kane!” He'd call back, waving as he slinked into the shadows.

\tIt didn't take long before the Kirlia caught up to the group of four, who quickly hurried up to him excitedly. “There you guys are! Hope school wasn't boring today.”

\t“Hi, Kane!” Greeted Winnie, who started to eagerly circle around him.

\t“School was fun!” Saffron beamed. “We learned how to identify different berries and what they do!”

\t“It was easy!” MJ boasted, bouncing in place with Sebastian.

\t“It made me hungry!” The Spoink added, giving the Kirlia a begging gaze. “Can we get gelato now? Please?”

\t“Heh, I guess we can...” Kane replied with a nod, earning the cheers of the younger Pokémon. As he began to lead them towards the stand, he thought to himself, “I think we could all use a treat after today...”

\tIt didn't take long for them to reach the stand, being greeted by a Matcha green Alcremie lady, who had a small Milcery floating around her feet. “Well hey there, kids!” She cooed happily, readying an ice-cream scoop. “Here for an after-school treat?”

\t“Yes, please!” All four answered enthusiastically, yet politely. “And he's buying for us!” The Mime Jr added, pointing to Kane as he readied some money.

\t“Oh, how sweet of him!” The Alcremie answered, looking up at the Kirlia with a large smile. Kane wanted to reply with something suave or charming, but after the earlier events, he was still a bit shaken up. Instead, he would appear more bashful, especially in front of the pretty Poke-woman.

\t“Aw, heh... y-yeah,” He began, clearing his throat awkwardly. He was trying to ignore the faint blush that was forming on his face. “Erm, f-five small cups for us, please.”

\t“Well sure thing, Kaney!” The Alcremie replied, readying the first bowl, which was passed to her by her own child.

\t“Here, mama,” It cooed beneath her.

\t“Thank you, sweetie!” She responded. “Now then, what flavors do y'all want today?”

\t“Chocolate!” MJ immediately blurted out.

\t“Ooh ooh! I want rainbow!” Winnie added on.

\t“Can I have vanilla with nuts, please?” Saffron asked, who received a nod from the Alcremie.

\t“Uhh... Pinap! No, wait, Cheri! No, uhhhh...” Sebastian started up, unsure of which flavor to choose from.

\t“How about I mix a bit of both for you, sweetie?” She offered, earning some gleeful bounces from the Spoink.

\t“Ooh yeah, yeah!”

\tAs the Alcremie prepared the gelato for the kids, decorating them with cute, edible garnishes, she turned back to Kane. “And what about you, darling?”

\tKane's heart skipped a beat somewhat, already forgetting his earlier pick-up line. He wanted to say, 'A scoop of you, sweetcheeks.' He quickly lost his nerves as the woman stared patiently into his eyes. “Uhm... a-a scoop of, uh... anything, honestly..!” He answered clumsily.

\tThis earned a small laugh from the Alcremie, nodding as she began to scoop a random flavor for him. “Comin' right up!” As she passed out the cups to each one, she'd turn back to Kane. “That'll be 15 Pokedollars for y'all today!”

\t“Only 15?” Kane asked, curious and relieved. “That's... cheap!” He continued, handing off a few coins to the green Alcremie.

\t“Mmhm!” She replied, accepting the money and passing it off to her kid, who carried it over to the register. “Call it my 'Cutie Discount'!” The Alcremie lady flashed a playful, yet innocent, wink to the boy, causing him to stammer somewhat as he accepted the cup of gelato she was passing to him. “Do come again!”

\t“Th-th-thank you,” He stuttered dumbly, feeling his face burn hotter. As he began to walk off, he looked down at his cup of gelato, his goofy smile turning into something of a frown. Apparently, the Alcremie had decided to give him a big scoop of Pecha flavored gelato, decorated with a particularly juicy Pecha berry atop of it.

\t“So what did you do while we were at school?” MJ asked curiously, standing on his tip-toes somewhat, spotting the Pecha berry. “Oooh, that looks yummy! Is Pecha your favorite flavor? I think I see a little bruise on it.”

\tIn response, the Kirlia inhaled for a few seconds, collecting his nerves. He took the small wooden spoon given and scooped a bit of the treat onto it.

\t“...just shut up and eat your gelato, MJ.”

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