I used to travel far and wide With my trusty sword and shield Jarls granted me nobility For my heroic deeds The was nothing that could stop me Friend or foe alike Bandits? They were nothing! Bears fled at my sight! But one day things went awry An archer hit me below my thigh I've always asked the gods just why But I suppose it doesn't matter Because now you see me here I used to be an adventurer like you Until I took an arrow to the knee