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  "description": "Adapted from “And Then There’s Maude” by Marilyn & Alan Bergman and Dave Grusin.\n\nWhen the mod’s away, the trolls will play.\n\nA response to a challenge from @Babsiwuff during [url=https://picarto.tv/BabStream]BabStream[/url] on the occasion of @KinkyTurtle’s promotion to the moderation staff.",
  "description_bbcode_parsed": "<span style='word-wrap: break-word;'>Adapted from &ldquo;And Then There&rsquo;s Maude&rdquo; by Marilyn &amp; Alan Bergman and Dave Grusin.<br /><br />When the mod&rsquo;s away, the trolls will play.<br /><br />A response to a challenge from \r\n\t\t\t\t\t<table style='display: inline-block; vertical-align:bottom;'>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<tr>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<td style='vertical-align: middle; border: none;'>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div style='width: 50px; height: 50px; position: relative; margin: 0px auto;'>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a style='position: relative; border: 0px;' href='https://inkbunny.net/Babsiwuff'><img class='shadowedimage' style='border: 0px;' src='https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/usericons/small/45/45285_Babsiwuff_dubwuffbabsicon.gif' width='50' height='50' alt='Babsiwuff' title='Babsiwuff' /></a>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t</div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t</td>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<td style='vertical-align: bottom; font-size: 10pt;'>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span style='position: relative; top: 2px;'><a href='https://inkbunny.net/Babsiwuff' class='widget_userNameSmall'>Babsiwuff</a></span>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t</td>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t</tr>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t</table> during <a href=\"https://picarto.tv/BabStream\" rel=\"nofollow\">BabStream</a> on the occasion of \r\n\t\t\t\t\t<table style='display: inline-block; vertical-align:bottom;'>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<tr>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<td style='vertical-align: middle; border: none;'>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div style='width: 50px; height: 50px; position: relative; margin: 0px auto;'>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a style='position: relative; border: 0px;' href='https://inkbunny.net/KinkyTurtle'><img class='shadowedimage' style='border: 0px;' src='https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/usericons/small/18/18371_KinkyTurtle_kinkyturtle_mgfiav-icon_clown.gif' width='50' height='50' alt='KinkyTurtle' title='KinkyTurtle' /></a>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t</div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t</td>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<td style='vertical-align: bottom; font-size: 10pt;'>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span style='position: relative; top: 2px;'><a href='https://inkbunny.net/KinkyTurtle' class='widget_userNameSmall'>KinkyTurtle</a></span>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t</td>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t</tr>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t</table>&rsquo;s promotion to the moderation staff.</span>",
  "writing": "Where’s That Mod?\nAdapted from “And Then There’s Maude”\n(Marilyn Bergman/Alan Bergman/Dave Grusin)\n\n\nChattin’ with Iva and her sugar glider\nThe forum’s topic is comic books\nWhispers to me, somethin’ mortified her\nI click the tab and I take a look\n\nSeems a troll has gotten in our channel\nAin’t the first time he cropped up (oh no)\nIf there were someone with an at on their handle\nThen this mess would be all mopped up\n\n(Now where’s that mod?)\nNow where’s that mod?\n(Now where’s that mod?)\nWhere’s that mod?\n(Now where’s that mod?)\nWhere’s that mod?\n(Now where is...)\n\nThat defenestratin’, drama-hatin’, absence is so aggravatin’\nWhere’s that mod?\n\nComin’ across as a detestable fella\nHe yanks us out of our comfort zone\nHe’s talkin’ politics and bellies of yella\nAnd ev’rybody here hates his tone\n\nWhen he started rantin’ ’bout religion\nHalf the channel up and fled (oh no)\nInstead of feedin’ him, hard as it is\nI keep my cool and just shake my head\n\n(And where’s that mod?)\nAnd where’s that mod?\n(And where’s that mod?)\nMan, where’s that mod?\n(And where’s that mod?)\nSheesh, where the heck’s the mod?\n(And where is...)\n\nThat schlemiel-deplorin’, flame-abhorrin’, and civility-restorin’\nI-R-C mod\n\n[Instrumental]\n\nNow the jerk has brought in bots and baiters\nDon’t ya wish that they’d grow up? (oh yeah)\nAnd now the chatroom is fallin’ apart—\nWell, would ya look at who just showed up?\n\n(Hey, there’s that mod)\nHey, there’s that mod\n(Hey, there’s that mod)\nFinally, the cavalry’s arrived\n(Hey, there’s that mod)\n’Bout time you got here, mod\n(Hey, there is...)\n\nThat defenestratin’, drama-hatin’, channel needs some liberatin’\n\n(Guess what, mod?)\nHey, guess what, mod?\n(Go get ’em, mod)\nGo sic ’em, mod—tear ’em a new one\n(That’s our mod)\nYeah, that’s our mod\n(Let’s hear it...)\n\nFor that ol’ scammer whammer, spammer slammer, skip the glamour, calm the clamor\nWield the hammer on the damners of the grammar, such a bad ol’ mammer-jammer\n\nRight on, Mod!",
  "writing_bbcode_parsed": "<span style='word-wrap: break-word;'>Where&rsquo;s That Mod?<br />Adapted from &ldquo;And Then There&rsquo;s Maude&rdquo;<br />(Marilyn Bergman/Alan Bergman/Dave Grusin)<br /><br /><br />Chattin&rsquo; with Iva and her sugar glider<br />The forum&rsquo;s topic is comic books<br />Whispers to me, somethin&rsquo; mortified her<br />I click the tab and I take a look<br /><br />Seems a troll has gotten in our channel<br />Ain&rsquo;t the first time he cropped up (oh no)<br />If there were someone with an at on their handle<br />Then this mess would be all mopped up<br /><br />(Now where&rsquo;s that mod?)<br />Now where&rsquo;s that mod?<br />(Now where&rsquo;s that mod?)<br />Where&rsquo;s that mod?<br />(Now where&rsquo;s that mod?)<br />Where&rsquo;s that mod?<br />(Now where is...)<br /><br />That defenestratin&rsquo;, drama-hatin&rsquo;, absence is so aggravatin&rsquo;<br />Where&rsquo;s that mod?<br /><br />Comin&rsquo; across as a detestable fella<br />He yanks us out of our comfort zone<br />He&rsquo;s talkin&rsquo; politics and bellies of yella<br />And ev&rsquo;rybody here hates his tone<br /><br />When he started rantin&rsquo; &rsquo;bout religion<br />Half the channel up and fled (oh no)<br />Instead of feedin&rsquo; him, hard as it is<br />I keep my cool and just shake my head<br /><br />(And where&rsquo;s that mod?)<br />And where&rsquo;s that mod?<br />(And where&rsquo;s that mod?)<br />Man, where&rsquo;s that mod?<br />(And where&rsquo;s that mod?)<br />Sheesh, where the heck&rsquo;s the mod?<br />(And where is...)<br /><br />That schlemiel-deplorin&rsquo;, flame-abhorrin&rsquo;, and civility-restorin&rsquo;<br />I-R-C mod<br /><br />[Instrumental]<br /><br />Now the jerk has brought in bots and baiters<br />Don&rsquo;t ya wish that they&rsquo;d grow up? (oh yeah)<br />And now the chatroom is fallin&rsquo; apart&mdash;<br />Well, would ya look at who just showed up?<br /><br />(Hey, there&rsquo;s that mod)<br />Hey, there&rsquo;s that mod<br />(Hey, there&rsquo;s that mod)<br />Finally, the cavalry&rsquo;s arrived<br />(Hey, there&rsquo;s that mod)<br />&rsquo;Bout time you got here, mod<br />(Hey, there is...)<br /><br />That defenestratin&rsquo;, drama-hatin&rsquo;, channel needs some liberatin&rsquo;<br /><br />(Guess what, mod?)<br />Hey, guess what, mod?<br />(Go get &rsquo;em, mod)<br />Go sic &rsquo;em, mod&mdash;tear &rsquo;em a new one<br />(That&rsquo;s our mod)<br />Yeah, that&rsquo;s our mod<br />(Let&rsquo;s hear it...)<br /><br />For that ol&rsquo; scammer whammer, spammer slammer, skip the glamour, calm the clamor<br />Wield the hammer on the damners of the grammar, such a bad ol&rsquo; mammer-jammer<br /><br />Right on, Mod!</span>",
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