Five Limericks About Unicorns
By Bunnyhops

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The myth of unicorns is ponderous
Not believing is just preposterous
I’ve seen them in zoos
On multiple views
Oh, wait, that’s just a rhinoceros

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Unicorns are all but extinct
Except where created by ink
Their steady demise
Is of no real surprise
Given their obsession with kink

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I would never mean this as a smear
But unicorns know their career
From the day they were born
They are destined for porn
What’s under their belts makes that clear

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My wishes aren’t meant to debase
So don’t think me out of place
That when you succumb
And finally cum
Please jizz all over my face

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I thought I had this on lock
Never expected the writer’s block
Limericks are hard
I feel bad for the bard
Did I mention I like unicorn cock?