'Twas brillig, and the slinky boys Did grind and tremble in the wabe: All skimpy were the whore toys, And the moan rats outrape. "Beware the Jabbingcock, my son! The head that buts, the cum that drips! Beware the Jugjug bird, and shun The frumious Beardedsnatch!" He took his purple pole in hand: Long time the manxome foe he sought So rested he by the Bumbum tree, And stood a while in thought. And, as in uffish thought he stood, The Jabbingcock, with eye of flame, Came wobbling through with turgid wood, And burbled as it came! One two! One two! And through and through He fell sprawling on his back! His legs it spread, and with its head It had found his hole beneath his sack. "And hast thou lain the Jabbingcock? With cum in your anus, my beamish boy! Oh frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!" He spurted in his joy.