*once more the bunny pulls out a pic, the band starts playying Jimmy buffett's margarittaville as the cub starts to sing*

Feeling my knees shake
Watchin the sun bake
All of those tourists covered with oil
Stalking there offspring
To do my cub thing
Those tight little butts I'm gonna fuck and despoil

Wastin the day again looking for a thrill
Trying not to get popped for assault
Some people claim that it's the cubs you should blame
But I know its nobody's fault

I don't know the reason
I stayed here all season
Nothin to show but this brand new taboo
But he's a real beauty
A tight little cutie
And man does he know how to screw

Wastin the day again looking for a thrill
Trying not to get popped for assault
Some people claim that it's the cubs you should blame
Now I think
Hell, it could be my fault

Found me a cub prop
And made his cherry pop
Blew my load had to slip on back home
He is so young and so slender
so sweet and so tender
I won't let him go till the next day's dawn

Wastin the day again looking for a thrill
Trying not to get popped for assault
Some people claim that it's the cubs you should blame
But I know its my own damn fault
Yes and some people claim that it's the cubs you should blame
And I know its my own damn fault