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I would like to present something amazing today. Submitted for your approval... a single rat named Buddy. Now, buddy here wanted to present himself to you as a horny, naked, perverted, creepy...\n\nBuddy: [Distant] Hey!\n\nNuke: /Very/ creepy rat. He is attracted to almost every species of furry in all of existence. To prove this fact, he has volunteered to bestow upon you all his sexual preferences with each and every type of animal out there.\n\nBuddy: [Distant] That's right. Gotta fuck 'em all. \n\nNuke: Hmm. Yes. Let us begin with the basics. [Pause] Wolf.\n\nBuddy: Gawd, everyone has to be a wolf these days. Okay, I'd rather them be bound up in latex so much, that I don't know what they are anymore. And then I'll stick in my dick!\n\nNuke: I know some good wolves, but there *are* an awful lot. Alright. Fox.\n\nBuddy: I actually like foxes a lot. I like them dominant and as femboys. Kinda just go both ways with me.\n\nNuke: Yeah, as a tanuki I'm pretty wary of foxes unless they're really special. And fat. Anywho. Rabbits.\n\nBuddy: Literally walking spunk factories. I wanna be gangbanged by like 20 of them.\n\nNuke: Typical! Okay, here's a good one. Skunks.\n\nBuddy: Anal.\n\nNuke: ... That's all you're gonna say?\n\nBuddy: Yup. Anal. Buttsex. Keep going.\n\nNuke: *sigh* I mean, you're not wrong. Mmm. Pepe... Oh, right. oh! *fond sigh* Otters~\n\nBuddy: Anything, any time! Anything otters no matter what. They are so cute and lovable. Gah!\n\nNuke: Mmm. Well, that's alright I guess. Kind of an understatement. Otters can have anything they want.\n\nBuddy: Webbies!\n\nNuke: Webbies!\n\nBuddy: Webbies, gawd!\n\nNuke: Fuck, I need them webbies!\n\nBuddy: \n\nNuke: Oh my god, Buddy. We'll be here all night if we keep doing this. Horse!\n\nBuddy: Okay-okay. Horses. I like them in dominant situations. I wanna be pred by them like... on a sex swing or something.\n\nNuke: I'm more a fan of inexplicable horse cocks on other species. But they can be alright. Donkey.\n\nBuddy: I consider them like horses but with like... no class at all. So it's more of a mutual thing with me and donkeys. I just wanna be friends with one and fuck.\n\nNuke: Yeah, I kind of think of them as cuter and sillier than horses. Lotsa fat donkeys out there, too. I'm a fan. Elephant.\n\nBuddy: Super-hot and fat. I like them to be dominant and make me call them daddy. I want them to fuck me as a father figure. I don't even care if it destroys my butthole.\n\nNuke: I mean, same. I also want them to grab me with that trunk and just... eat me. [short pause.] Hippo.\n\nBuddy: Gawd just sit on my face.\n\nNuke: Yeah they got dat ass. Mmm. [pause.] Oh. Heheh. Mouse.\n\nBuddy: I like them to be submissive, especially to me since I am a rat. Rat's dominate mice. It's the natural order of things.\n\nNuke: As a part-time mouse, I am obligated to unilaterally agree. Squirrel.\n\nBuddy: I like them to be energetic and dominant. Like... I want them to be kinky and have interesting lewd ideas.\n\nNuke: Also clearly superior to mice. Mmm. Squirrel dom. Possum.\n\nBuddy: I prefer them to either be nasty gross fuckers or like all hillbilly. Also shove that long tail up my butt!\n\nNuke: Yeah tail sex is awesome. I also like 'em all punk rock, wild and dumpster-divey. Raccoon.\n\nBuddy: Playful fuck partners. I imagine myself jumping into bed with one and just scrambling to see who gets who's cock in whatever hole. \n\nNuke: There really is something about them. I think they're all pretty sweet, and sometimes a little devious. Bear.\n\nBuddy: Oh, they're like big cuddly doms with big thick dicks. It's a hug and fuck situation.\n\nNuke: God yes. Bears bears bears. Okay. Beaver\n\nBuddy: Ever been spanked by a big flat tail before?! Hell yeah!\n\nNuke: They're just... fucking cute. Usually nice and round and cute muzzles. Orca.\n\nBuddy: ...whazzat?\n\nNuke: Those black and white whales.\n\nBuddy: OH! Water studs! I wanna be fucked and eaten by them. In that order.\n\nNuke: It would have to be-- nevermind. Same, really. Dragons.\n\nBuddy: I like them to be super dom and force me into their gothic dragon dungon to use me as they will. I will serve them forever!\n\nNuke: That's right, really stroke the ego. They're kind of like cats that way. But bigger and with more gold. Alright, what's... oh. Sheep.\n\nBuddy: Baaaaah. Fluffy fleshlights! Baaaaahh! \n\nNuke: I can't handle the fluff. I'm sorry. It's gotta be a really special sheep. Okay, here. Birds. Also, specifically owls.\n\nBuddy: I didn't used to like birds until I found Kass in the Zelda games. Now I find myself looking around for mainly the colorful types. I am a huge fan of the very vibrant, cute, and pretty male birds. Owls are a hard sell for me. Their faces look like abstract art.\n\nNuke: Weird take. I think they're handsome and they got that danger thing for rodents going on. As a mouse, I want one to dom me, toy with me and eat me. Okay, so how about some unusual ones? Frogs.\n\nBuddy: It's a hard sell, but they'd have to be gay and look nice.\n\nNuke: I like them if they're y'know, wide. Big mouths, big stance. Also good for getting vored by, in my humble opinion. Slugs.\n\nBuddy: Hey, I seen some slugs I like. They are fun because they are all slimy and warm. Oh but... uh... Can we get back on track here? You haven't gotten to my favorites!\n\nNuke: Yeah, I can fuck with slugs. Kangaroo.\n\nBuddy: I fucking love kangaroo bodies. It's just a wonderful shape. And they have really nice big feet, and the pouch. I like it when the males have pouches. It's not fair that the females only get them. I can get a little masochistic around kangaroos. Like... I want them to kick the crap out of me and then fuck my mangled body on the floor. Gawd. Like I just want my kangaroos to be very dominant. Gawd, fuck.\n\nNuke: Yeah, boys with pouches are a 10/10. I'm into the tails and... yeah, everything about them. I sorta see 'em as... chill and down for lots of unusual kinks. I dunno why. [smug] Alright, here's a good one. Tanuki.\n\nBuddy: It's pronounced Tah-nukki.\n\nNuke: NO IT'S NOT--\n\nBuddy: [Interrupt, Ignoring Nuke] I like huge balls! Tanukis have the patent on big balls. I would let them dominate me with their balls. I just want those huge, musky, furry balls to plap on my face so I can say, \"Hey, these aren't my glasses.\"\n\nNuke: Yeah we'll be doing that later for sure. Ooo. Ferret. Like Ferros~\n\nBuddy: When are you gonna get to bats?\n\nNuke: [Louder] Ferret!\n\nBuddy: Okay okay. Ferrets should be short and sneaky. I like it when they are devious and dominant. So... small dom big sub? Is that okay? That's what I want.\n\nNuke: But... Ferros and Nuke... whatever, nevermind. Pig!\n\nBuddy: I want them to be low class fuckers. Dominant, making me feel like I'm even lower than he is. I wanna do oral and rimming stuff and let him breed my butthole. Same thing for warthogs too.\n\nNuke: Yeaaah. And boars. Tasty tasty fellows, too. Wait... Chicken?\n\nBuddy: I think roosters make good doms, but I might also go for a big breasted female too. They look all right.\n\nNuke: ... Chicken breasts? Wait, nevermind. Platypus.\n\nBuddy: It would be a pity-fuck, but sure.\n\nNuke: What? Why?\n\nBuddy: They're just so fucking weird.\n\nNuke: BUT That's like, the beauty of them! Beaver tail, duck bill. The whole sweating milk thing? They're so cool and they're basically all swag charmers. Wonderful oddballs. ...but ... Okay... Maned Wolf.\n\nBuddy: Dominate me with your leeeeeegs!\n\nNuke: Every now and then you're all about legs. I'm not super into it. I like 'em wide. Felines. Specifically domestic felines.\n\nBuddy: Low on my list, but I like their females.\n\nNuke: Like Silky. Got it. Heh. I like it when they're into vore and want me to eat them when I'm a mouse. It's adorable. And delicious. Lions?\n\nBuddy: I want them to dominate me and make me call them daddy... or Aslan.\n\nNuke: Daddylions are best lions. Give me a fat mufasa who'll wrap me up in soft fuzz and drive on into me. Okay, tigers next.\n\nBuddy: I like them either dominant or submissive. Tigers can kind of do both. They look pretty interesting when taking it up the rear, even when big and muscly.\n\nNuke: Hmm. Yeah, they're alright if you're into that sort of thing.\n\nBuddy: Do bats next.\n\nNuke: What? No, we have more to get through and I don't wanna lose my place.\n\nBuddy: Just skip to the bats!\n\nNuke: [Angry] Okay FINE! Bats!\n\nBuddy: I fucking love bats. I want as many of them as I can get. 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The script is posted below!

Keep in mind that I, Buddy Tippet, also am an author of some very dirty books published on Amazon in paperback and Kindle.

Click here for a list of all of my books!

Also consider buying me a coffee to help keep me going.

https://ko-fi.com/buddytippet

Enjoy the show!


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[Appropriate BG music]

Nuke: Hello, everyone. I would like to present something amazing today. Submitted for your approval... a single rat named Buddy. Now, buddy here wanted to present himself to you as a horny, naked, perverted, creepy...

Buddy: [Distant] Hey!

Nuke: /Very/ creepy rat. He is attracted to almost every species of furry in all of existence. To prove this fact, he has volunteered to bestow upon you all his sexual preferences with each and every type of animal out there.

Buddy: [Distant] That's right. Gotta fuck 'em all. <Stupid laugh>

Nuke: Hmm. Yes. Let us begin with the basics. [Pause] Wolf.

Buddy: Gawd, everyone has to be a wolf these days. Okay, I'd rather them be bound up in latex so much, that I don't know what they are anymore. And then I'll stick in my dick!

Nuke: I know some good wolves, but there *are* an awful lot. Alright. Fox.

Buddy: I actually like foxes a lot. I like them dominant and as femboys. Kinda just go both ways with me.

Nuke: Yeah, as a tanuki I'm pretty wary of foxes unless they're really special. And fat. Anywho. Rabbits.

Buddy: Literally walking spunk factories. I wanna be gangbanged by like 20 of them.

Nuke: Typical! Okay, here's a good one. Skunks.

Buddy: Anal.

Nuke: ... That's all you're gonna say?

Buddy: Yup. Anal. Buttsex. Keep going.

Nuke: *sigh* I mean, you're not wrong. Mmm. Pepe... Oh, right. <Clears throat> oh! *fond sigh* Otters~

Buddy: Anything, any time! Anything otters no matter what. They are so cute and lovable. Gah!

Nuke: Mmm. Well, that's alright I guess. Kind of an understatement. Otters can have anything they want.

Buddy: Webbies!

Nuke: Webbies!

Buddy: Webbies, gawd!

Nuke: Fuck, I need them webbies!

Buddy: <Cute laughter>

Nuke: Oh my god, Buddy. We'll be here all night if we keep doing this. Horse!

Buddy: Okay-okay. Horses. I like them in dominant situations. I wanna be pred by them like... on a sex swing or something.

Nuke: I'm more a fan of inexplicable horse cocks on other species. But they can be alright. Donkey.

Buddy: I consider them like horses but with like... no class at all. So it's more of a mutual thing with me and donkeys. I just wanna be friends with one and fuck.

Nuke: Yeah, I kind of think of them as cuter and sillier than horses. Lotsa fat donkeys out there, too. I'm a fan. Elephant.

Buddy: Super-hot and fat. I like them to be dominant and make me call them daddy. I want them to fuck me as a father figure. I don't even care if it destroys my butthole.

Nuke: I mean, same. I also want them to grab me with that trunk and just... eat me. [short pause.] Hippo.

Buddy: Gawd just sit on my face.

Nuke: Yeah they got dat ass. Mmm. [pause.] Oh. Heheh. Mouse.

Buddy: I like them to be submissive, especially to me since I am a rat. Rat's dominate mice. It's the natural order of things.

Nuke: As a part-time mouse, I am obligated to unilaterally agree. Squirrel.

Buddy: I like them to be energetic and dominant. Like... I want them to be kinky and have interesting lewd ideas.

Nuke: Also clearly superior to mice. Mmm. Squirrel dom. Possum.

Buddy: I prefer them to either be nasty gross fuckers or like all hillbilly. Also shove that long tail up my butt!

Nuke: Yeah tail sex is awesome. I also like 'em all punk rock, wild and dumpster-divey. Raccoon.

Buddy: Playful fuck partners. I imagine myself jumping into bed with one and just scrambling to see who gets who's cock in whatever hole. <Sneaky rat laugher>

Nuke: There really is something about them. I think they're all pretty sweet, and sometimes a little devious. Bear.

Buddy: Oh, they're like big cuddly doms with big thick dicks. It's a hug and fuck situation.

Nuke: God yes. Bears bears bears. Okay. Beaver

Buddy: Ever been spanked by a big flat tail before?! Hell yeah!

Nuke: They're just... fucking cute. Usually nice and round and cute muzzles. Orca.

Buddy: ...whazzat?

Nuke: Those black and white whales.

Buddy: OH! Water studs! I wanna be fucked and eaten by them. In that order.

Nuke: It would have to be-- nevermind. Same, really. Dragons.

Buddy: I like them to be super dom and force me into their gothic dragon dungon to use me as they will. I will serve them forever!

Nuke: That's right, really stroke the ego. They're kind of like cats that way. But bigger and with more gold. Alright, what's... oh. <sigh> Sheep.

Buddy: Baaaaah. Fluffy fleshlights! Baaaaahh! <Goofy laugh>

Nuke: I can't handle the fluff. I'm sorry. It's gotta be a really special sheep. Okay, here. Birds. Also, specifically owls.

Buddy: I didn't used to like birds until I found Kass in the Zelda games. Now I find myself looking around for mainly the colorful types. I am a huge fan of the very vibrant, cute, and pretty male birds. Owls are a hard sell for me. Their faces look like abstract art.

Nuke: Weird take. I think they're handsome and they got that danger thing for rodents going on. As a mouse, I want one to dom me, toy with me and eat me. Okay, so how about some unusual ones? Frogs.

Buddy: It's a hard sell, but they'd have to be gay and look nice.

Nuke: I like them if they're y'know, wide. Big mouths, big stance. Also good for getting vored by, in my humble opinion. Slugs.

Buddy: Hey, I seen some slugs I like. They are fun because they are all slimy and warm. Oh but... uh... Can we get back on track here? You haven't gotten to my favorites!

Nuke: Yeah, I can fuck with slugs. Kangaroo.

Buddy: I fucking love kangaroo bodies. It's just a wonderful shape. And they have really nice big feet, and the pouch. I like it when the males have pouches. It's not fair that the females only get them. I can get a little masochistic around kangaroos. Like... I want them to kick the crap out of me and then fuck my mangled body on the floor. Gawd. Like I just want my kangaroos to be very dominant. Gawd, fuck.

Nuke: Yeah, boys with pouches are a 10/10. I'm into the tails and... yeah, everything about them. I sorta see 'em as... chill and down for lots of unusual kinks. I dunno why. [smug] Alright, here's a good one. Tanuki.

Buddy: It's pronounced Tah-nukki.

Nuke: NO IT'S NOT--

Buddy: [Interrupt, Ignoring Nuke] I like huge balls! Tanukis have the patent on big balls. I would let them dominate me with their balls. I just want those huge, musky, furry balls to plap on my face so I can say, "Hey, these aren't my glasses."

Nuke: Yeah we'll be doing that later for sure. Ooo. Ferret. Like Ferros~

Buddy: When are you gonna get to bats?

Nuke: [Louder] Ferret!

Buddy: Okay okay. Ferrets should be short and sneaky. I like it when they are devious and dominant. So... small dom big sub? Is that okay? That's what I want.

Nuke: But... Ferros and Nuke... whatever, nevermind. Pig!

Buddy: I want them to be low class fuckers. Dominant, making me feel like I'm even lower than he is. I wanna do oral and rimming stuff and let him breed my butthole. Same thing for warthogs too.

Nuke: Yeaaah. And boars. Tasty tasty fellows, too. Wait... Chicken?

Buddy: I think roosters make good doms, but I might also go for a big breasted female too. They look all right.

Nuke: ... Chicken breasts? Wait, nevermind. Platypus.

Buddy: It would be a pity-fuck, but sure.

Nuke: What? Why?

Buddy: They're just so fucking weird.

Nuke: BUT That's like, the beauty of them! Beaver tail, duck bill. The whole sweating milk thing? They're so cool and they're basically all swag charmers. Wonderful oddballs. ...but ... Okay... Maned Wolf.

Buddy: Dominate me with your leeeeeegs!

Nuke: Every now and then you're all about legs. I'm not super into it. I like 'em wide. Felines. Specifically domestic felines.

Buddy: Low on my list, but I like their females.

Nuke: Like Silky. Got it. Heh. I like it when they're into vore and want me to eat them when I'm a mouse. It's adorable. And delicious. Lions?

Buddy: I want them to dominate me and make me call them daddy... or Aslan.

Nuke: Daddylions are best lions. Give me a fat mufasa who'll wrap me up in soft fuzz and drive on into me. Okay, tigers next.

Buddy: I like them either dominant or submissive. Tigers can kind of do both. They look pretty interesting when taking it up the rear, even when big and muscly.

Nuke: Hmm. Yeah, they're alright if you're into that sort of thing.

Buddy: Do bats next.

Nuke: What? No, we have more to get through and I don't wanna lose my place.

Buddy: Just skip to the bats!

Nuke: [Angry] Okay FINE! Bats!

Buddy: I fucking love bats. I want as many of them as I can get. I dream to be trapped in a dark castle full of horny bats who are all bullying me and taking turns gangbanging my butthole. Ah, I love them so much. Bats, bats, bats!

Nuke: You're fucking stupid! I mean, I like bats too but you've got a PROBLEM.

Buddy: You should join me in Bat Castle! We'll have a blast!

Nuke: No! I'm going to Ottertopia!

Buddy: I can put Bat Castle /in/ Ottertopia!

Nuke: Don't you fucking dare! I will do terrible things if you pull that shit. I know what your bats will do.

Buddy: Okay, then come with me then. Let's visit Bat Castle just this once. Please? Just you and me... Vacation? With bats? Horny bats?

Nuke: Okay... but you know that as a rat, you're probably in for a LOT of abuse.

Buddy: [cackling] Heeheehehehee. Good!

Nuke: Also I get the fat ones.

Buddy: Deal! Let's go!

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