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Oh man. I dunno if I can say it out loud.\n\nDoug: Um... Just relax and try to be clear with what you are asking for.\n\nCaller1: [Calming himself down] Okay. Okay. Is it possible for me to be gangbanged by like 6 horny satyrs?\n\nDoug: Uh, yeah, but we have to charge extra for every satyr after three.\n\nCaller1: Why's that?\n\nDoug: Well, while they are busy fucking all your holes and cumming all over you, they can't be placed anywhere else. Time is money.\n\nCaller1: [Horny] Oh man. Tell me again about them fucking all my holes. I really liked hearing that.\n\n[Pause]\n\nDoug: They'd be... fucking all... your holes... and cumming aaaall over you. You're pretty much be their bitch.\n\nCaller1: [So horny] Oh gawd. How much?\n\nDoug: Well, if you want all six of them, it'll run you around 15-hundred bucks. But it says here on my screen I can give you a better deal if we send a team of three to kidnap you back into their fairy world and use you for male breeding... then you'd get way more than 6. It says here they're... gonna make you pregnant... over and over again... until you die or something. The fine print is a little hard to read... um...\n\nCaller1: [Desperate] How much?!\n\nDoug: For that package... just 1-thousand.\n\nCaller1: Fuck it! Sign me up!\n\nDoug: Sounds good. I'm gonna transfer you to someone who can take your financial information. Thanks for calling Monsters on demand.\n\nCaller1: Oh man. I'm gonna get so fucking---\n\n[Beep]\n\nDoug: [To himself] Man... what a weirdo. Satyrs are pretty messed up.\n\n[Digital computer call sound]\n\nDoug: Hello, thanks for calling Monsters on Demand; how can I help you?\n\n[Fred has a gruff, monstery voice. Can be digitally altered.]\n\nFred: [Worried] Doug, is that you?\n\nDoug: [Whispering with caution] Fred? Why are you calling me on this line? This line is for orders.\n\nFred: [Worried] I wasn't sure what else to do? I think I just made a big mistake.\n\nDoug: The fuck are you talking about, Fred.\n\nFred: [Worried] Look can you just check on something for me? What was my assignment again?\n\nDoug: Jeez, Fred. Okay, lemme check.\n\n[Typing]\n\nDoug: Okay, lemme see. Fred... Chubby Minotaur... Request to be used as a cock sock and a toilet. Gawd, where do people come up with this stuff?\n\nFred: Yeah, but what address.\n\n[Typing]\n\nDoug: Uh... 1324 Berry Ridge Drive.\n\nFred: Ffffffffffff-fuck...\n\nDoug: [Whispering] Fred, what the fuck did you do?\n\nFred: I'm at 1342 Berry Ridge Drive.\n\nDoug: What?!\n\nFred: I didn't understand why he was screaming and complaining so much. I thought he just wanted to pretend he didn't want it or something.\n\nDoug: [Whispering] Fred, what the fuck! Did you kill him?!\n\nFred: Um... Well, he ain't moving anymore... 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Fred was played by \n\t\t\t\t\tNuke

The script is posted below!

Keep in mind that I, Buddy Tippet, also am an author of some very dirty books published on Amazon in paperback and Kindle.

Click here for a list of all of my books!

Also consider buying me a coffee to help keep me going.

https://ko-fi.com/buddytippet

Enjoy the show!


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[Call center ambiance]

[Digital computer call sound]

[Doug actually sounds kind of nerdy and goofy; Callers are filtered]

Doug: Hello, thanks for calling Monsters on Demand; how can I help you?

Caller1: [Nervous but horny] Yeah, I'd like to place an order for... um... Oh man. I dunno if I can say it out loud.

Doug: Um... Just relax and try to be clear with what you are asking for.

Caller1: [Calming himself down] Okay. Okay. <Deep breath> Is it possible for me to be gangbanged by like 6 horny satyrs?

Doug: Uh, yeah, but we have to charge extra for every satyr after three.

Caller1: Why's that?

Doug: Well, while they are busy fucking all your holes and cumming all over you, they can't be placed anywhere else. Time is money.

Caller1: [Horny] Oh man. Tell me again about them fucking all my holes. I really liked hearing that.

[Pause]

Doug: They'd be... fucking all... your holes... and cumming aaaall over you. You're pretty much be their bitch.

Caller1: [So horny] Oh gawd. How much?

Doug: Well, if you want all six of them, it'll run you around 15-hundred bucks. But it says here on my screen I can give you a better deal if we send a team of three to kidnap you back into their fairy world and use you for male breeding... then you'd get way more than 6. It says here they're... gonna make you pregnant... over and over again... until you die or something. The fine print is a little hard to read... um...

Caller1: [Desperate] How much?!

Doug: For that package... just 1-thousand.

Caller1: Fuck it! Sign me up!

Doug: Sounds good. I'm gonna transfer you to someone who can take your financial information. Thanks for calling Monsters on demand.

Caller1: Oh man. I'm gonna get so fucking---

[Beep]

Doug: [To himself] Man... what a weirdo. Satyrs are pretty messed up.

[Digital computer call sound]

Doug: Hello, thanks for calling Monsters on Demand; how can I help you?

[Fred has a gruff, monstery voice. Can be digitally altered.]

Fred: [Worried] Doug, is that you?

Doug: [Whispering with caution] Fred? Why are you calling me on this line? This line is for orders.

Fred: [Worried] I wasn't sure what else to do? I think I just made a big mistake.

Doug: The fuck are you talking about, Fred.

Fred: [Worried] Look can you just check on something for me? What was my assignment again?

Doug: Jeez, Fred. Okay, lemme check.

[Typing]

Doug: Okay, lemme see. Fred... Chubby Minotaur... Request to be used as a cock sock and a toilet. Gawd, where do people come up with this stuff?

Fred: Yeah, but what address.

[Typing]

Doug: Uh... 1324 Berry Ridge Drive.

Fred: Ffffffffffff-fuck...

Doug: [Whispering] Fred, what the fuck did you do?

Fred: I'm at 1342 Berry Ridge Drive.

Doug: What?!

Fred: I didn't understand why he was screaming and complaining so much. I thought he just wanted to pretend he didn't want it or something.

Doug: [Whispering] Fred, what the fuck! Did you kill him?!

Fred: Um... Well, he ain't moving anymore... Doug, what do I do?

Doug: Fuck, Fred. We can't keep covering these mistakes up. Look, just get out of there and get to your real assignment. I'll make a second work order and maybe we can fool the bosses upstairs. Oh, grab his phone. I know a fairy witch that can hack it open, so we can get a second payment from him or something.

Fred: I got it, although it's a little covered in... like... poop.

Doug: Gawd. Fine. Get out of there, go to the right house, and bring it in later. And don't you dare tell anyone about this.

Fred: You got it, Doug. I'm real sorry. I'll make you that soufflé I promised you real soon.

Doug: Oh, you fucking better. Now, I gotta go. Get out of there. Go do your job.

Fred: Right.

[Beep]

Doug: <Groan> This has got to stop happening.

[Digital computer call sound]

Doug: Hello, thanks for calling Monsters on Demand; how can I help you?

Caller2: I wanna fat monster rat to turn me into a living buttplug, and then shove me up his filthy ass. I don't care how much it costs. I fucking want it.

Doug: <Sigh> Yes, sir. Let me see what I have in monster rats and magical transformations.

[Typing continued to the end]

Caller2: Oh, hell yeah.

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