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  "description_bbcode_parsed": "<span style='word-wrap: break-word;'>Nuke was played by <a style='border: none;' title='Nuke on Fur Affinity' rel='nofollow' href='https://furaffinity.net/user/Nuke'><img style='border: none; vertical-align: bottom; width: 14px; height: 14px;' width='14' height='14' src='https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/images80/contacttypes/internet-furaffinity.png' /></a>\n\t\t\t\t\t<a title='Nuke on Fur Affinity' rel='nofollow' href='https://furaffinity.net/user/Nuke'>Nuke</a><br />Gordy, Anthony, and one of the civilians were played by <a style='border: none;' title='qsharpe on Fur Affinity' rel='nofollow' href='https://furaffinity.net/user/qsharpe'><img style='border: none; vertical-align: bottom; width: 14px; height: 14px;' width='14' height='14' src='https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/images80/contacttypes/internet-furaffinity.png' /></a>\n\t\t\t\t\t<a title='qsharpe on Fur Affinity' rel='nofollow' href='https://furaffinity.net/user/qsharpe'>qsharpe</a><br /><br />The script is posted below!<br /><br />Keep in mind that I, Buddy Tippet, also am an author of some very dirty books published on Amazon in paperback and Kindle. <br /><br /><a href=\"https://www.amazon.com/Buddy-Tippet/e/B07C4VBJN9/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Click here for a list of all of my books!</a><br /><br /><div class='align_center'><strong>Also consider buying me a coffee to help keep me going.</strong><br /><br /><a href=\"https://ko-fi.com/buddytippet\" rel=\"nofollow\">https://ko-fi.com/buddytippet</a><br /><br />Enjoy the show!</div><br /><br />-----<br /><br />[Loud metal crunch]<br /><br />Nuke: &lt;Grunting as he pushes a piece of broken automobile away.&gt;<br /><br />[Street sounds ambi]<br /><br />Nuke: &lt;Grunts grumpily&gt; Well, that was annoying. That almost gave me a scratch. I must be weaker in this world than in others. But who was it who ran into me? That honking sounded... somehow&hellip; familiar.<br /><br />Gordy: [Distance] Daddy Nuke! Daddy Nuke! It&#039;s me! Gordy! Remember me?! Hellooo!<br /><br />Nuke: What... How... [Calling to Gordy] Gordy, what are you doing in this universe?!<br /><br />Gordy: [Distance] I ran into your car! Didn&#039;t you hear me honking my horn?!<br /><br />Nuke: &lt;Annoyed groan&gt; [Calling to Gordy] Why did you do that?!<br /><br />[Pause]<br /><br />Gordy: [Distant] What?!<br /><br />Nuke: [Grumbling to self.] Why am I doing this? [Calling to Gordy angrily] Come over here!<br /><br />Gordy: [Distant but gets closer as he talks] Oh, that&#039;s a good idea, Daddy Nuke. I could bearly hear you from waaaay over there where I wrecked my car. I never drove one of those before. I usually just eat them. Vroom vroom! [dumb laugh] Hehehahaha.<br /><br />Nuke: Gordy, why are you even here right now?<br /><br />Gordy: [Yelling as if he was still distant] I told you, I ran into your car!<br /><br />Nuke: Stop shouting.<br /><br />Gordy: [Firmly, cheeful, excited.] Oh-kay!<br /><br />Nuke: I left you back in the Black Smoke Hallway. How did you get here?<br /><br />Gordy: Oh, I woke up and went looking for chocolate and internal organs. I found a door and went into it. I didn&#039;t expect to run into you though, Papa Nuke.<br /><br />Nuke: [Annoyed] Of course.<br /><br />Gordy: But where&#039;s Daddy Ferros? I wanted to pull his spine out and play jump rope with it. Ferrets have such fun spines. Hehehe.<br /><br />Nuke: He&#039;s gone missing. I was looking for him until you ran into me.<br /><br />Gordy: Oh! Did you find him?<br /><br />[Long Pause]<br /><br />Nuke: [Trying to hold back rage] No.<br /><br />Civilian 1: Hey, look! It&#039;s the monsters from that radio show!<br /><br />Nuke: /Radio/ show?<br /><br />Civilian 2: Everybody, we gotta stop them from destroying the city!<br /><br />[Angry crowd builds up]<br /><br />Gordy: Look, Daddy Nuke! Yummy looking people I can murder and eat!<br /><br />Nuke: [Serious] No time for that, Gordy! There&#039;s far too many of them. We&#039;re at a disadvantage. We&#039;ll have to make an interspatial leap to a random location! Take hold of my hand, Gordy!<br /><br />Gordy: Okay, Daddy Nuke! Will it taste like ice cream?<br /><br />Nuke: &lt;Rising growl&gt;<br /><br />[Deep bass magic teleporty sound followed by explosion]<br /><br />[Theme song]<br /><br />[Appropriate comedy music for classic comedy radio show. Filters apply.]<br /><br />Anthony: Coming soon to Anthem Radio, it&#039;s everyone&#039;s favorite idiot ferret, Ferros!<br /><br />Ferros: My secret formula is almost complete. I just have to add one more drop of compound three.<br /><br />[Explosion]<br /><br />Ferros: &lt;Coughing&gt; Something went wrong!<br /><br />Anthony: Come join the fun as Ferros ruins everything over and over for your own personal enjoyment!<br /><br />Ferros: Aha! Now I can spawn hungry mutant lions all over the world. Get ready to die!<br /><br />[Tons of lions]<br /><br />Ferros: &lt;Screams&gt; Something went wrong! [Explosion]<br /><br />Anthony: Laugh as he cries! Enjoy hours of violent comedy in The Stupid Ferret Show!<br /><br />Ferros: Ah, what a nice and relaxing morning. I think I&#039;ll have some coffee.<br /><br />[Coffee drips for a bit and then explosion]<br /><br />Ferros: &lt;Coughing&gt; Something went wrong!<br /><br />Anthony: Tune in soon for The Stupid Ferros Show only on Anthem Radio!<br /><br />[If music isn&#039;t finished yet, it is okay to sudden cut it off in the middle. Replace with static noise.]<br /><br />Anthony: [Voice is strangely filtered. Also he is dead serious here.] And if you happen to see a fat green tanuki and a monster rat running around. You should probably kill them.<br /><br />[Status clicks off]<br /><br />[Clock in background]<br /><br />Ferros: &lt;Screaming.&gt; What are you doing to me?!<br /><br />Anthony: Relax, I just have complete control over your mind is all. You&#039;ll get used to it.<br /><br />Ferros: How can you tell me that and I still can&#039;t control myself?! This is madness!<br /><br />Anthony: As long as I have your quantum enhanced recording device, I will not only control you, but everyone in Radio Land. Now be a good idiot and run into that wall.<br /><br />Ferros: &lt;Screams which get farther away&gt;<br /><br />[Thunk.]<br /><br />Anthony: Good boy.<br /><br />Ferros: &lt;Whimpering as he walks back&gt; [Angry and sad at the same time. Feelings hurt.] You have no fucking idea the things me and my master will do to you for this. Nuke loves me! He&#039;ll give you a fate more horrible than you can even imagine.<br /><br />Anthony: I am perfectly aware of how powerful he is, which is why I am taking precautions. I am no fool, you idiot. When The Stupid Ferret Show finally airs, I will take full and complete control of this universe, and from there, I will begin spreading out like a virus to the far corners of the multiverse itself.<br /><br />Ferros: No! That was meant for me!<br /><br />Anthony: You work for me now, idiot.<br /><br />Ferros: &lt;Struggles with himself&gt;<br /><br />Anthony: Admit to it. Admit that you are a stupid ferret and that when the time comes, you will turn against your master... and serve only me for eternity!<br /><br />Ferros: [Really struggles to speak here.] AAH nhnnggg ughh! Duuuuhhhhhh! Yes... Master! I&#039;m just a stupid ferret! I will turn...ughhnn&hellip; against Nuke... and serve ughnn only yooouuu!<br /><br />Anthony: &lt;Chuckles&gt; What a little brown-noser you are. In fact...<br /><br />[Clothing sound]<br /><br />Ferros: &lt;Trembling whimpers&gt;<br /><br />Anthony: How about you plant a few friendly kisses on my ass, stupid.<br /><br />Ferros: Uughhhhh. Ughhh. I&#039;m... I&#039;m so stupid. Mmfmmmmsllllppppp.<br /><br />Anthony: How very pathetic you are.<br /><br />[Glitch sound followed by a disturbing ambi]<br /><br />Nuke: [Very intense and angry. Breathing heavily throughout] What is this powerful presence? What is he doing to my dearest love? [Long Pause] A name. I need a name. What is your name! [Long Pause] Anthony. [Pause] I am coming for you... and I will not be kind.<br /><br />[Static interference and then end.]</span>",
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