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I can't see! You're too fat!\n\nNuke: Ah, apologies, Ferros.\n\nCaptain: What? That voice! Ferros??\n\nFerros: Oh hey, other ferrets! Greetings, fellow mustelids! I'm Ferros the f--\n\nCaptain: [Suspicious.] You're not Ferros, Fatso. Where's your tattoo?\n\nFerros: Huh? You mean this thing? I just got it. It's a symbol of my Ma--\n\nCaptain: The web tattoo! The symbol of the Elite's rule!\n\nFerros: [Whispering, to Nuke.] Master, what is he talking about?\n\nCaptain: Stop that whispering! Alright, you two are coming with us. Move!\n\n[Pause.]\n\n(Ferros is eager to test his new powers and sees a chance to.)\n\nFerros: [Dark chuckle.] Heh heh heh. That's what YOU think! You don't know who you're messing with, Pal! 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The script is posted below!

Keep in mind that I, Buddy Tippet, also am an author of some very dirty books published on Amazon in paperback and Kindle.

Click here for a list of all of my books!

Also consider buying me a coffee to help keep me going.

https://ko-fi.com/buddytippet

Enjoy the show!


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[Corium Ambi]

Captain: Soldiers, prepare to fire!!

[Gun clicks.]

Ferros: Master, what's going on? I can't see! You're too fat!

Nuke: Ah, apologies, Ferros.

Captain: What? That voice! Ferros??

Ferros: Oh hey, other ferrets! Greetings, fellow mustelids! I'm Ferros the f--

Captain: [Suspicious.] You're not Ferros, Fatso. Where's your tattoo?

Ferros: Huh? You mean this thing? I just got it. It's a symbol of my Ma--

Captain: The web tattoo! The symbol of the Elite's rule!

Ferros: [Whispering, to Nuke.] Master, what is he talking about?

Captain: Stop that whispering! Alright, you two are coming with us. Move!

[Pause.]

(Ferros is eager to test his new powers and sees a chance to.)

Ferros: [Dark chuckle.] Heh heh heh. That's what YOU think! You don't know who you're messing with, Pal! I'll tear you to /pieces/!

Captain: Men... fire!

[Gunfire that fades out.]

[Theme.]

[Gunfire fades in.]

Ferros: <Very silly being-pummeled sounds.>

[Body thud.]

Ferros: <Sad whimper that trails off as he falls unconcious.>

Nuke: <Sighs.> I did not say you would be bullet-proof.

Captain: Soldier, check the body.

[Pause.]

Soldier: He's still alive somehow, Sir. Major bruises, but no visible wounds.

Captain: Any sign of the Vox Deus device?

Soldier: No, Sir.

Captain: Alright. You! Whatever your name is, dickless fatso. Pick him up. We'll toss you in a cell until we figure out what to do with you.

[Pause as Nuke ponders.]

Nuke: As you wish. [Pause.] Hup. <Grunt.>

Ferros: <Tiny unconcsious squeak.>

Captain: Comampany, march!

[Marching soldiers, which fade.]

[Fade out ambi and fade in again to mark passage of time.]

[Sounds of book pages turning, which continue for awhile.]

Ferros: Uggh. Did anyone get the number on that truck?

Nuke: Ah, good. You've been out for a few hours.

Ferros: <Groans.> What happened, Master?

Nuke: You were shot multiple times by high-calibur rounds. They didn't kill you, but they probably cracked your skull and a couple of ribs.

Ferros: Ugggh. I wish I was /dead/.

Nuke: That would be counter-productive. I would rather not spend too much time here.

Ferros: Where are we?

Nuke: A dungeon in Cupio.

Ferros: Cupio... why does that name sound familiar?

Nuke: Quite simple. An early version of you ruled here. You've dreamed of this place.

[Pause.]

(Ferros processes this, and finds himself a little annoyed. He's not this place's ruler and he knows it, and he does not like being so close to something he wants but can't have.)

Ferros: [Annoyed.] Oh.

[Pause.]

Ferros: ...Wait, where did you get one of Surly's books?

Nuke: Hmm. How to explain... I think you'd call it something like... a temporal-spatial claudication.

[Pause.]

Ferros: Time-space... blockage? Like, a little twist in space? A pocket-dimension?

Nuke: Yes. See, I will put this book inside...

[Weird reverse sound.]

[Pause.]

Ferros: You bent the laws of physics and the universe... to store books? [Pause.] Who's /that/?

Nuke: The mouse?

Ferros: Yeah. Why's he look like that? All patchy fur?

Nuke: I imagine it's not had time to grow back. His name is Pace.

Ferros: Pace... cute name. I want him. Maybe if I stick my dick in him I'll feel better. Wait. Why's he staring at me? What's he saying? I can't hear it.

Nuke: He has suffered extreme trauma. If I'm not mistaken, he is praying.

Ferros: <Snorts.> To Surly? Good /luck/.

Nuke: Oddly, no. Ever since I stepped into this cell, it feels as though he has had a connection to... nothing.

Ferros: Nothing? Nothing, tra-la-la?

Nuke: Yes, as though he has somehow touched the concept of nothingness on a conceptual level. I'm not sure what it means, but---

[Whining, dissolving sound.]

Ferros: Ack! That light! What?

[Pause.]

Ferros: What the fuck? Where did he go?

Nuke: Interesting. He's still here, but you won't be able to see him.

Ferros: What? Why?

Nuke: This is an audio drama, and I believe he's taken a vow of silence.

[Long Pause.]

Ferros: That doesn't make /any/ sense.

Surly: [On earpiece.] What the fuck just happened?

Nuke: Ah, Surly. I'm not sure, myself.

Surly: Bullshit. Put Ted on.

Nuke: ...Ted?

Surly: Etheral Scratch! Ted! Jord! Yord! Nuke! Whatever the fuck his name is!

Nuke: Surly, I would be happy to, but I do not know who you're talking about.

Ferros: He sounds mad.

Surly: Don't play dumb with me, fucker.

Nuke: ...Alright. We'll play a kind of game. I'll pretend I'm whoever you want to talk to.

[Pause.]

Surly: ... Fine. Ted. What the fuck just happened?

[Long pause.]

Nuke: I can't say much without spoiling your book. In short, Pace fell into a plot hole. His story also has a few unclosed loops. I presume it is because you were distracted by other issues.

Surly: So you took him.

[Pause.]

Nuke: /Something/ took him. But like Nuke said, he's still here. Nuke doesn't know more than that. [Pause.] Look, you lost track of him and for some reason that Nuke doesn't know, something picked him up. Something who feels that they have every reason to do so. Maybe you should go talk to that thing instead of poking your nose in here and trying to wring the truth out of someone who knows nothing about it.

[Long pause.]

Surly: Fine.

Nuke: [Sounding more like his self.] Ah... Surly, I apologize. I was only guessing---

[Door opens.]

Captain: Alright, we've decided. For the crimes of impersonating and Elite and aiding an imposter, you're to be executed until you're dead. Come quietly and we'll wait until /after/ we've murdered you to rape you.

Nuke: Ah. Well. I /had/ hoped to visit the surface, but it seems I was too hasty. What I want isn't there anymore. Ferros?

Ferros: Yes, Master?

Nuke: Time to leave. Stay behind me until they're disarmed, then you may do as you please.

Ferros: [Gleeful.] Yes, Master.

Captain: Halt! Take one more step and I'll shoot!

Nuke: Be my guest.

[Bang bang of handgun.]

[Whoosh of movement sound.]

[Gun clatter to ground.]

Captain: My gun! Shoot him, men!

[Whooshes and gun clatters.]

Captain: [Will be cut off when throat is grabbed.] Shoot, damn you! Sh--GACK!

Ferros: [Whispers.] Sooo, you were gonna rape us, huh? Only one person gets to rape my master, and that's meeee.

[crunching windpipe sounds.]

Captain: <Wheezing and gasping.>

Ferros: And I'm /definitely/ not gonna wait until /after/ you're dead. [Horny.] Feel that on your butthole? I'm already rock-hard watching you try to breathe with your windpipe crushed. <Grunt of penetration.>

Captain: <Squeak-wheeze.>

Soldier: Retreat! Retreat!

Nuke: Ferros, we have to---

Ferros: But master, I'll be quick. [Gleeful.] Let me shaaare~

Nuke: <Gasps of pleaure.> Ohhh, fuck. Ferros. I can feel you doing it. [Very horny.] Fuck him. Fuck him hard. Nnnngh. I can feel him dying. Oh fuck yes.

Ferros: Yes, Master... <Fucking sounds, 30 seconds, ending in premature orgasm.>

Nuke: <Moaning and groaning sound, ending in orgasm.>

Ferros: [Panting.] So that's what it feels like to cum... without a dick? Kind of... hot.

[Distant running footsteps.]

Nuke: [Out of breath.] Fuuuck. Come on, Ferros. We have to get out of here. There's a door just down the hall.

Ferros: Alright, Master. Let's go.

Nuke: [Running.] We'll... have to route to another world... before we can get back to the black smoke hallway.

Ferros: [Running.] Whatever you say, Master!

[Door open.]

Nuke: Come on. You first, Ferros.

Ferros: [Panting a bit.] Okay, Master!

[Pause.]

Nuke: Fine. You too, mouse.

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