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Never mind, Gordy, can you please eat these guys for me?\n\nGordy: Sure! I'm a giant rat monster! Raaarrrr!\n\nJack: [Struggling] AghhH! He's got me, Doc! I think he's... trying to shove me... up his butthole!\n\nDoc: As it just so happens, I have a short film I put together that will explain everythhaaahahHHHHHH!!!!\n\nGordy: OMNOMNOMOM\n\n[Messy eating sounds]\n\nFerros: [Happy] Now this is what I call entertainment right here.\n\n[Glitch sound and end.]",
  "description_bbcode_parsed": "<span style='word-wrap: break-word;'>Jack and Gordy were played by <a style='border: none;' title='qsharpe on Fur Affinity' rel='nofollow' href='https://furaffinity.net/user/qsharpe'><img style='border: none; vertical-align: bottom; width: 14px; height: 14px;' width='14' height='14' src='https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/images80/contacttypes/internet-furaffinity.png' /></a>\n\t\t\t\t\t<a title='qsharpe on Fur Affinity' rel='nofollow' href='https://furaffinity.net/user/qsharpe'>qsharpe</a><br />Doc and Surly were played by <a style='border: none;' title='PervBunWalter on Fur Affinity' rel='nofollow' href='https://furaffinity.net/user/PervBunWalter'><img style='border: none; vertical-align: bottom; width: 14px; height: 14px;' width='14' height='14' src='https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/images80/contacttypes/internet-furaffinity.png' /></a>\n\t\t\t\t\t<a title='PervBunWalter on Fur Affinity' rel='nofollow' href='https://furaffinity.net/user/PervBunWalter'>PervBunWalter</a><br />Nuke was played by <a style='border: none;' title='Nuke on Fur Affinity' rel='nofollow' href='https://furaffinity.net/user/Nuke'><img style='border: none; vertical-align: bottom; width: 14px; height: 14px;' width='14' height='14' src='https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/images80/contacttypes/internet-furaffinity.png' /></a>\n\t\t\t\t\t<a title='Nuke on Fur Affinity' rel='nofollow' href='https://furaffinity.net/user/Nuke'>Nuke</a><br /><br />The script is posted below!<br /><br />Keep in mind that I, Buddy Tippet, also am an author of some very dirty books published on Amazon in paperback and Kindle. <br /><br /><a href=\"https://www.amazon.com/Buddy-Tippet/e/B07C4VBJN9/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Click here for a list of all of my books!</a><br /><br /><div class='align_center'><strong>Also consider buying me a coffee to help keep me going.</strong><br /><br /><a href=\"https://ko-fi.com/buddytippet\" rel=\"nofollow\">https://ko-fi.com/buddytippet</a><br /><br />Enjoy the show!</div><br /><br />-----<br /><br />[Dramatic 50&#039;s music]<br /><br />[Jack should sound like Zap Branigan.]<br /><br />Jack: I don&#039;t understand it, Doc. How can a normal sized rat become as tall as a building?<br /><br />Doc: It&#039;s simple, Jack. Imagine a regular sized rat, one as big as your fist.<br /><br />Jack: I&#039;m with you so far, Doc.<br /><br />Doc: Now multiple that rat a thousand times, even bigger than you can imagine.<br /><br />Jack: [Dramatically thoughtful] I seeeee.<br /><br />Doc: Now take that bigger rat and picture him destroying the city, eating the population, shoving buildings into his anus, and using the local coliseum as a toilet.<br /><br />Jack: Damn it, Doc, it all makes sense! But the question is... how do you destroy something that big and... ridiculous?<br /><br />Doc: Well, as it just so happens, Jack, I&#039;ve put together a short film that should explain the most optimal way we can destroy the monster. But... we have a problem.<br /><br />Jack: What sort of problem, Doc?<br /><br />Doc: The light bulb in my projector burned out... and unfortunately the giant rat monster destroyed the local light bulb store.<br /><br />Jack: The fiend. It&#039;s almost as if he knew we were onto him.<br /><br />[Energy blast. Wall blows up and crumbles.]<br /><br />Doc: Good lord, Jack. That gopher just blasted that wall apart!<br /><br />Jack: Hmmm. I never did trust gophers.<br /><br />Ferros: I&#039;m not a fucking gopher!<br /><br />Doc: My god, jack. The giant rat must have taught him how to say curse words.<br /><br />Jack: [Aside] Just wait a minute, Doc. [To Ferros] Just who are you, and what do you want with Doc&#039;s projector?<br /><br />Ferros: What the fuck are you talking about?! My name is Ferros, I&#039;m a ferret, and I need access to your science lab! That giant rat out there belongs to me, and I&#039;m here to take him out!<br /><br />[Theme song]<br /><br />[Black Smoke Hallway Ambi]<br /><br />[Page turn. Long Pause]<br /><br />Nuke: You&rsquo;re watching me right now, aren&rsquo;t you.<br /><br />Surly: [Filter] Just curious what you think of it.<br /><br />Nuke: Of &quot;Pack Rats of the Inside?&quot;<br /><br />Surly: [Filter] Of course.<br /><br />Nuke: I find it very... interesting.<br /><br />Surly: [Filter] I thought you might. There&#039;s a squirrel in there that I think you will enjoy in particular.<br /><br />Nuke: I would prefer you not spoil it, if you don&rsquo;t mind.<br /><br />Surly: [Filter] Sorry. I just don&#039;t get a lot of feedback from people inside my world. I put it out there for people to read, but nobody ever says anything. It would probably sound like I was tooting my own horn, I suppose.<br /><br />Nuke: I appreciate your situation, but you might want to let me read, for the moment.<br /><br />Surly: [Filter] Yeah, I get ya. You probably already know this, but I got Fluke safe and sound with me. Let me know if you want him back.<br /><br />Nuke: Thank you.<br /><br />Ferros: [Filter] For what? What did I do?<br /><br />Nuke: Oh, Ferros. How are things going on your adventure?<br /><br />Ferros: [Filter] Well, I found Gordy!<br /><br />Nuke: Ah, interesting. I thought he was dead.<br /><br />Ferros: [Filter] Well, having the Death Ray shoot directly into his mouth may have caused some unpredictable things to happen. Basically, he&#039;s a giant monster now.<br /><br />Nuke: Fascinating. I assume he is causing a lot of destruction.<br /><br />Ferros: [Filter] Yup yup! I&#039;ve teamed up with two guys who have a lab. Anyways, I am building my very first shrink ray. You&#039;d be so proud of me!<br /><br />Nuke: I&#039;ll always be proud of you, my love. Keep me informed of your progress.<br /><br />Ferros: [Filter] Yes, master!<br /><br />[Page flip.]<br /><br />Surly: [Filter] He&#039;s so cute.<br /><br />Nuke: And I adore him for it.<br /><br />[Dramatic 50&#039;s music fades in]<br /><br />Ferros: Okay, I just need to connect the power source, and this baby could shrink a city into a playset.<br /><br />Jack: Did you here that, Doc? He&#039;s not a gopher after all.<br /><br />Doc: But how can we be sure, Jack?<br /><br />Jack: Hmmm. There must be a way to find out the truth.<br /><br />[Long pause]<br /><br />Ferros: So do you guys have some sort of brain damage or something?<br /><br />Doc: We can&#039;t tell. The giant monster rat destroyed the local hospital.<br /><br />Jack: Damn it, Doc. It&#039;s like he already knew.<br /><br />[Loud Roar. Building collapse]<br /><br />Ferros: Oh, fuck?! Gordy&#039;s here!<br /><br />Doc: It&#039;s like he already knew where we were!<br /><br />Jack: He must be part gopher!<br /><br />Ferros: Taking aim!<br /><br />Gordy: [Hulked] CHOOOOCCOOLLAAATTEEE SPPPRRIINKKKLLEEESSSS!!!<br /><br />Ferros: FIRING SHRINK RAAAAAAY!<br /><br />[Shrink ray noise!]<br /><br />Gordy: &lt;Hulked screaming that slowly alters into little Gordy. He then pants goofily for 15 seconds&gt;<br /><br />Ferros: It worked!<br /><br />Doc: Looks like the little noodle pulled it off.<br /><br />Jack: [Dramatically] But at what cost, Doc?<br /><br />Ferros: Seriously, what is wrong with you guys?<br /><br /><br />[Silly vintage music]<br /><br />Gordy: Daddy Ferros! I&#039;m a giant monster! Wanna see me crush some building and stick little people into my butthole?<br /><br />Ferros: Gordy, I shrunk you down.<br /><br />Gordy: Nuh uh! I&#039;m huge! I can roar... and... eat buildings... and pee on people.<br /><br />Ferros: Gordy, I seriously just shrunk you back to normal rat monster size.<br /><br />Jack: Maybe the rat monster is bigger than we can possibly imagine.<br /><br />Doc: I guess anything is possible, Jack.<br /><br />Ferros: Uughhh. Never mind, Gordy, can you please eat these guys for me?<br /><br />Gordy: Sure! I&#039;m a giant rat monster! Raaarrrr!<br /><br />Jack: [Struggling] AghhH! He&#039;s got me, Doc! I think he&#039;s... trying to shove me... up his butthole!<br /><br />Doc: As it just so happens, I have a short film I put together that will explain everythhaaahahHHHHHH!!!!<br /><br />Gordy: OMNOMNOMOM<br /><br />[Messy eating sounds]<br /><br />Ferros: [Happy] Now this is what I call entertainment right here.<br /><br />[Glitch sound and end.]</span>",
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