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Robby: Man, we've really been hitting the harsh topics today.
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Robby: Like, seriously, folks, a lot of this has been kind of X-Rated. Turn off the radio if you don't want your kids to hear it.
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Robby: Welcome back to the program. I'm Robby Fox. This is the Robby Fox Show. We've been talking pretty heavily about sex here in the studio. I'm with the show's exec producer Jerry the otter.
Jerry: Yep.
Robby: The question that got this whole thing going had to do with furries in general. Why are we so fucking horny? Seems like everywhere you go these days, there's sex everywhere, and what with the whole macro and micro thing happening lately, it's getting more and more difficult not to notice any of it. [Pause] And that whole Otter Cult that we talked about last week.
Jerry: That was wild. Now I know why that one mouse was trying to worship me on the bus.
Robby: That actually happened?
Jerry: Oh yeah. It got sexual too. He was offering to suck me off right there in public. The thing of it that really baffled me, though, was that most everyone on the bus was kind of interested to see if that would happen.
Robby: That's insane.
Jerry: This is /not/ the world I grew up in. Things are so sexually charged and open these days. I don't /hate/ it... but it's definitely not the way it used to be.
Robby: Bi- and pan-sexuality is really becoming more commonplace too. People are more open to engaging with the same sex. And there are other... /new/ genders popping up like shemales, nulls, cuntboys. None of that really existed until, like, the last 30 years. It's nuts.
Jerry: Yeah, we've really been trying to cover it on the show... or at the very least, try to expose it. But the crazier things get, the more chaotic things have been getting outside. Especially since the macros popped up.
Robby: Where is any of this even coming from, Jerry? I mean... /Macro?!/ [Pause] /Vore?!/ Actually eating people? Living inflatable toys? It sometimes feels like all this stuff is just popping into existence and we're all just accepting it. It's all just getting normalized.
Jerry: Yeah, Robby. I think most people think about the weird sudden existence of these things, but for some reason it just feels wrong to talk about it... although we're doing it now.
Robby: Well, it just felt like the right thing to do. We are progressively living in a society that is getting more and more sexually weird... and increasingly diverse. I've been having sex with RudderTail back home. I wasn't even really gay until we got together. Now it's not really that big of a deal. It felt nature even. There's something about us furries that really seems to lean heavily towards hedonism.
Jerry: I'm right there with you, Robby. Lately, I've really been tempted to just open myself up to stuff. Everyone else is doing it. A lot of sexual fantasies are getting realized. They're happening.
Robby: What's your thing, Jerry?
Jerry: So there's this place that actually used to be an arcade. It's a real dark room with some neon lights in it. I've been going with some other guys and we sort of just....hypnotize each other.
Robby: Wild. Into doing what?
Jerry: Into doing a lot of things. We get real into the methodology of it too. We use props and VR headsets and all sorts of things. And yes, it turns sexual. I'm actually really addicted to it. It all has to do with lowering or switching off your own inhibitions. Very liberating.
Robby: And this is just a place that anyone can go to from the street?
Jerry: Yep. You can drive up and walk in. I was terrified the first time I went there, but now I can't stop going. I'm getting a lot of release from it.
Robby: Folks, have you been noticing all this stuff? Are you seeing it in your everyday lives? It can't just be us. Go to like... a grocery store. Look around for sexual stuff. There's probably a whole section for sex somewhere in the back. Porn... toys... all that stuff.
Jerry: Everybody's getting really comfortable with it. There are phone apps helping people come together to explore their kinks. Everybody has something.
Robby: [Aghast] How is society even functioning? That's what I don't get. We furries are absolutely horny as fuck. We're keeping lowering the bar for morality and exploring every single avenue of personal pleasure that we can. We're experimenting. Is this a good thing? Should we be doing this?
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Jerry: Well, I kinda like it.
Robby: Yeah?
Jerry: I've not been this happy for a while. It feels really good to just let go and enjoy yourself. [Pause] I come into work every day with a smile on my face... because I know that when I leave, I can stop by my favorite place and let myself go. Become someone's sex pet or something. I'm really at peace.
Robby: Well, I'm happy for you, Jerry. I'm still trying to wrap my head around this whole thing, and maybe we'll never quite figure out what happened, but it's really beginning to look like we all made this decision together. Supernatural things aside, this is a world we want, and that's what we ultimately have.
Jerry: Yep.
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Robby: What do you guys think about all this? Do you like where the furry world is going, or do some of you think it should all get cleaned up? We won't judge you either way. This has been Robby Fox for the Robby Fox Show. Stay tuned for more excellent content.
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