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If I had known I'd be born into a crazy world like this one, I might not have gotten off the train at birth. But it is what it is, folks. [Pause.] Joining me in the studio is a hat-wearing possum from way down south. Austin Hunter, a comedian who's had his fair exposure to the furry community.\n\nAustin: [Subdued.] Damn right, I have.\n\nRobby: From what I've heard Austin, you've seen the best and the worst the furries have to offer.\n\nAustin: [Loud and boisterous.] Yeah, I've in and out of a few barns as I like to say. And I like your show, Robby. You tell it like it is, like when you were talking about the macro population a while back? But Jesus Fucking Christ, I had to deal with them right up and personal. Fucking assholes are all over where I come from, ‘cause we got plenty of room down there, I guess.\n\nAustin: Big fuckers will come right up to you and be all like, \"Well lookie there! I just found a guy I can shove right up into my ass!\" And then you spend the next twenty or so gah-damn minutes running around like a mouse dodging a crazy person with a cartoon hammer just to save your fucking life!\n\nAustin: Lost that battle one time too, but I made it out by the skin of my gah-damn teeth. It's why I always bring a rope with me in the desert. Getting out of the butthole ain't what kills you... it's the fall between those mile high legs. Jesus Christ.\n\nRobby: Why were you out in macro country anyhow?\n\nAustin: 'Cause I'm a curious old fuck, is why. Look, Robby, I ain't here to mince words. I only got one fucking life, and I ain't gonna blow it off on some video game. The lord above made us all into fucking furries, and that ought to mean something goddamn it. 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Keep in mind that I, Buddy Tippet, also am an author of some very dirty books published on Amazon in paperback and Kindle.

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https://ko-fi.com/buddytippet

Enjoy the show!


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[Music plays in.]

Robby: Welcome back to the Robby Fox Show, folks.

[Music.]

Robby: A little humor can go alone way in a world like this.

[Music.]

Robby: It's certainly... a very strange world.

[Music which will now fade.]

Robby: No kidding. If I had known I'd be born into a crazy world like this one, I might not have gotten off the train at birth. But it is what it is, folks. [Pause.] Joining me in the studio is a hat-wearing possum from way down south. Austin Hunter, a comedian who's had his fair exposure to the furry community.

Austin: [Subdued.] Damn right, I have.

Robby: <Chuckle.> From what I've heard Austin, you've seen the best and the worst the furries have to offer.

Austin: [Loud and boisterous.] Yeah, I've in and out of a few barns as I like to say. And I like your show, Robby. You tell it like it is, like when you were talking about the macro population a while back?  But Jesus Fucking Christ, I had to deal with them right up and personal. Fucking assholes are all over where I come from, ‘cause we got plenty of room down there, I guess.

Austin: Big fuckers will come right up to you and be all like, "Well lookie there! I just found a guy I can shove right up into my ass!" And then you spend the next twenty or so gah-damn minutes running around like a mouse dodging a crazy person with a cartoon hammer just to save your fucking life!

Austin: Lost that battle one time too, but I made it out by the skin of my gah-damn teeth. It's why I always bring a rope with me in the desert. Getting out of the butthole ain't what kills you... it's the fall between those mile high legs. Jesus Christ.

Robby: Why were you out in macro country anyhow?

Austin: 'Cause I'm a curious old fuck, is why. Look, Robby, I ain't here to mince words. I only got one fucking life, and I ain't gonna blow it off on some video game. The lord above made us all into fucking furries, and that ought to mean something goddamn it. If ya'll got a problem with me checking out giant buttholes, then you can either eat a dick or get the fuck out, and I'll accept doing both as a third option if that's how you wanna play it.

Robby: What about those weird fur cons that's been happing in town lately.

Austin: Oh, I been to plenty of those. What gets me, Robby, is that a lot of these furry conventions are pitched as some sort of wholesome event? Jesus Fucking-in-a-bucket Christ! It ain't /anything/ like that!

Austin: Robby, do you even know how many holes you have in your body?

Robby: Uuumm...

Austin: ‘Cause I thought I was pretty sure I knew how many I had until I went to one of those fucking cons. Good fucking lord, those cons are nothing but holes and things sticking in and out of them! It ain't just va-gi-naas and buttholes, Robby. Oh, no that would be too normal for the little fucks. Nah, we gotta have stuff shoved in our fuckin' ears!

Robby: [Shocked.] In your ears?

Austin: Your ears, your buttonhole, your gah-damn pouch. I got one of those by the way. Ain't supposed to have one, but I think I lost a bet or something before I was born, cause I got this fuckin kangaroo purse on my belly. Spent half my life thinking I was some deformed freak until I went to a con and found out everybody wanted to shove their sex toys into it. I felt like some sort of fucked up golf caddy. Not to mention they all wanted to fuck it after they had a good laugh.

Austin: You know, that weren't so bad. I can see the merits of pouch sex, I guess. Although clean-up is a fuckin bitch.

Robby: Sounds like you still had fun though.

Austin: Robby, I don't even know what fun is anymore. I know what pleasure is. And maybe I can tell you what a good time is. But fun is so convoluted with subjectivism that I don't know what the fuck it is anymore. I mean, have the people at the con were wearing god-damn dah-pers. You ever wear a goddamn dah-per, Robby?!

Robby: [Uncomfortable.] Um, no.

Austin: Shit, me neither, but the little fuckers will follow you around and call you daddy when yer as old and ornery as I am. I felt like I was in some fuckin' horror movie. Remember Aliens. Robby? They were coming out of the gah-damn walls!

Robby: You know, you still sound like you still get out there and experiment.

Austin: Well, I ain't no prude or nothin', Robby. I got to get this here crooked dick wet once in a while. And while I'm out there, I don't think there's any gah-damn reason pretending to be something I ain't. But when you end up tied up from head to toe in a fucking rubber suit, while a horse wearing a fucking horse fursuit that looks exactly like he did before he put it on, shoves a horse dick molded out of his own dick while three donkeys jerk off on your face, braying like feral dummy types, and there's a gah-damn goat performing a satanic ritual, trying to make demon horns pop out of your head while all this happens, it'll fucking put your whole furry existence into fucking perspective! Jesus fucking Christ! What is wrong with you people!

Robby: But you still participate in all of this, right?

Austin: [More subdued.] Yeah, pretty much.

[Music.]

Robby: Well, we have to get into another commercial break, but I wanna thank you, Austin Hunter, for the enlightening look into the mysteries of our furry world.

Robby: Hey, I appreciate that, and I don't want anyone to think I'm prejudice or anything. I fuck around just as much as all the rest of you weirdos.

Robby: <Chuckle.> We'll be back in 90 seconds with more excellent content. Stay tuned, folks.

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