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The script is posted below!

Keep in mind that I, Buddy Tippet, also am an author of some very dirty books published on Amazon in paperback and Kindle.

Click here for a list of all of my books!

Also consider buying me a coffee to help keep me going.

https://ko-fi.com/buddytippet

Enjoy the show!


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[Only the very opening of Funeral March of a Marionette plays here in a faded resonance. The rest of this song is not actually played in the rest of the audio.]

[BEEP BEEP. Lab Ambi. Death Ray Hum. Long Pause.]

Fluke: Ferros Report 18. [Pause.] Where's Papa Ferros?

Nuke: I think he may have overslept. He's been having it rough for a while.

Fluke: Rough, Daddy Nuke?

Nuke: I've been /making/ it rough on him.

Fluke: Oh. Um, well... Since we have some time... I'm still a little confused about all this, Dad. There's... /another/ multiverse?

Nuke: Yes. It's a separate sheaf of multiverses under the domain of another power. The ether's confirmed it. I'm hoping I can find a way to break my cursed nose ring there. No power here will help me.

Gordy: OOOOOooooo I can see all the way inside the Death Ray! I bet if I look hard enough, I can see all the death!

Nuke: Gordy, you probably don't want to stand there.

Gordy: I think I see ice cream in there! Maybe if I put my mouth around it, I can suck it out with all the death! OOMMMFFF! <SLURP SLURP>

Fluke: That really doesn't look safe.

Nuke: [Dismissive.] Eh, I'm sure he's fine. At least the lab is clean and sparkly this time.

Fluke: [Proud.] Yeah, I cleaned up all the glass and waxed the floor. Careful, though, it's still---

Ferros: [Shouting from far away and getting progressively closer.] I'm coming! I'm coming! I overslept! Don't fire the death ray without me! I fucking forgot to set my alarm clock! Holy fuck! [Like he is slipping.] I'm comingWUH! WAAAHH! AAHHHH!!!!

[Overlap these next two as Ferros slips.]

Fluke: [Quietly aghast.] ...slippery.

[Slipery sounds follow by the metal CLANG!]

[Immediate Death ray blast similar to the one in Ferros Begins. Also mix in the movement of objects and papers flying around.]

[This chaotic Death Ray noise is getting worse and worse through the course of the audio. The music Funeral March of a Marionette will begin fading in and will end when the audio is over.]

Gordy: [At the moment the Death Ray fires.] <Lets out a sad and terrified cry that pitches up until it is warbles into nothing. It needs to sound genuinely terrified.>

[Everyone needs to talk louder ‘cause the chaos is going to be loud.]

Nuke: Welp, Gordy's dead!

Ferros: [Confused.] Wha?

Fluke: He took the entire blast right in the face. He was completely obliterated!

Ferros: [Confused.] Wait, what's going on?

Nuke: You fired the death ray, Ferros!

Ferros: [Confused.] I did wha?

Nuke: [Louder.] You fired the death ray!

Ferros: I did?!

Fluke: What's with all those square black things, Daddy Nuke?!

[Loud ether sound.]

Nuke: The ether says it's called "Corruptive." It's a side effect of the tear. Everyone in this world is about to be destroyed by it.

Ferros: [Bewildered.] It's... It's that stuff I saw in Scritch City! We've punched through to the Black Smoke Hallway! It's fucking stable, Nuke! That means... The death ray works! I'm a fucking supervillain!

Nuke: [A bit exasperated.] Yes, you're an evil genius, Ferros! I'm very proud. Now---

Fluke: [Interrupt.] The black stuff is sticking to Papa Ferros! Is that bad?!

Ferros: AHHH! Get it off me! Get it off me!

[Loud ether sound.]

Nuke: We need to pass into the breach! We are no longer safe here!

Ferros: I hate this stuff! Why does it always stick to me??

Nulke: Ferros!

Ferros: Okay! Wait... where's the recording device?! We can't just leave it here?!

Fluke: I... I can't see anything! Everything's turning black!

Nuke: Let it go, Ferros! You already achieved everything you ever wanted! It's time for us to move on!

Ferros: I can't just leave it?! Nobody will ever know what I've done! My ego is too big to just let it go!

Nuke: I am your master, Ferros! I order you to follow me!

Ferros: Ahh! Fuck! Okay! I love you Master!

Nuke: I love you too! Now hurry! You too, Fluke!

Fluke: It's so dark! Where are you, Dad?? AH! There you are! Wait, why are you glowing??

[Small nearby crash!]

Fluke: Nevermind! I'm coming!

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