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This is Ferros and I'm about to FINALLY finish the death ray. I'm just waiting for Master Nuke to arrive. He's been locked up in his room all week, but we're finally ready to install the Dopple Core!\n\n[Approaching thumping footsteps.]\n\nFerros: Oh! Here he is, now! And he brought... books. Well, that's... great!\n\nNuke: Hello, Ferros. \n\nFerros: Hi, Master! [Confused as Nuke sits.] Oh, uh. Yep, take a seat. You must be tired from that walking you did from... your study... to here.\n\nNuke: Well---\n\nFerros: [Interrupt] Ever since you made me fat like you I've gotten really tired just walking around, too! I understand. You just take a rest and we'll get to installing this thing. Take five minutes, I don't mind!\n\nNuke: Yes, we'll get to it in a moment.\n\nFerros: [Doesn't like the sound of this.] How long is a moment?\n\nNuke: I need to talk to you first.\n\nFerros: ...can't we talk afterwards?\n\nNuke: What? No, we--oh. You think I'm going to delay things further. 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Pity it all breaks down when you dig deep enough.\n\nFerros: [Scoffs.] That's rich coming from some weird demon thing who casts spells!\n\nNuke: Yes, but magic is /real/. I do a spell, something happens. You've seen it.\n\nFerros: [Flabbergasted.] Yes, but that's-- It's just--\n\nNuke: We're getting off-topic, here. The point is, you don't understand magic, and I /didn't/ understand science. It would take you a few hundred years of study to learn what you'd need to about magic, so I took a week to learn everything I needed to understand your death ray in broad terms.\n\nFerros: [Touched.] You... you did that for me?\n\nNuke: Yes.\n\nFerros: Master... I don't think anyone's ever done anything like that for me... ever!\n\nNuke: Oh... uh. It's... well, it seemed natural. Is it really that unusual?\n\n[Pause.]\n\nFerros: [Contemplative.] Yeah. It really is.\n\nNuke: Ah. [Pause.] Well. I think I've discovered a flaw in the design that I can solve for you. 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Come here.\n\nFerros: [Agreeable.] Hm?\n\nNuke: Mmm. \n\nFerros: MMf~ \n\n[Fade and End.]", "description_bbcode_parsed": "Nuke was played by \n\t\t\t\t\tNuke
The script was also written by \n\t\t\t\t\tNuke

The script is posted below!

Keep in mind that I, Buddy Tippet, also am an author of some very dirty books published on Amazon in paperback and Kindle.

Click here for a list of all of my books!

Also consider buying me a coffee to help keep me going.

https://ko-fi.com/buddytippet

Enjoy the show!


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[Lab Ambi]

[Ferros has been waiting for a week for Nuke to come install the core.]

Ferros: Log number 16! This is Ferros and I'm about to FINALLY finish the death ray. I'm just waiting for Master Nuke to arrive. He's been locked up in his room all week, but we're finally ready to install the Dopple Core!

[Approaching thumping footsteps.]

Ferros: Oh! Here he is, now! And he brought... books. Well, that's... great!

Nuke: Hello, Ferros. <Small grunt as he sits.>

Ferros: Hi, Master! [Confused as Nuke sits.] Oh, uh. Yep, take a seat. You must be tired from that walking you did from... your study... to here.

Nuke: Well---

Ferros: [Interrupt] Ever since you made me fat like you I've gotten really tired just walking around, too! I understand. You just take a rest and we'll get to installing this thing. Take five minutes, I don't mind!

Nuke: Yes, we'll get to it in a moment.

Ferros: [Doesn't like the sound of this.] How long is a moment?

Nuke: I need to talk to you first.

Ferros: ...can't we talk afterwards?

Nuke: What? No, we--oh. You think I'm going to delay things further. No, we're definitely going to install the core. Very soon. That's what I need to talk to you about.

Ferros: Oh! Good. Okay, I guess I'll sit too. <Tiny seat grunt.>

Nuke: You've been very patient with me this week. I'm proud of you.

Ferros: [Straining against impatience.] It's no problem, Master!

Nuke: It's looking magnificent, too. A glorious tribute to the power of destruction. I knew you had it in you.

Ferros: [Happier, bashfully proud.] It is, isn't it?

Nuke: You were pretty cute with the patchy fur and missing teeth, too. Pity the radiation killed you so fast.

[Long pause.]

Ferros: Master? Was... that all?

Nuke: Ah, no. I just realized that I have to actually sort my thoughts into words, and it's proving... difficult. [Pause] I've not been a very good master, and I apologize for that.

Ferros: Oh... It's fine, I forgive you, Master!

Nuke: I haven't really given you the support I should have. I have tried to figure out how you could fix my problem and just let you do this Death Ray as a side project because you wanted it. I should have been focusing on cultivating your passions. I know that is what a good master does. He molds his subordinates to their strengths.

Ferros: [Thinks that's all] All in the past, well, let's get---

Nuke: [Interrupt.] So, I've spent the last week studying this 'science' you are so fascinated with.

Ferros: [Stunned.] Wait, what?

Nuke: It has been very interesting. Many of the principles I knew already, but I can definitely see the draw.

Ferros: [Shocked.] Master... you've been in your room all week... reading SCIENCE books?

Nuke: Yes. I focused my study on chemistry and quantum physics. It is a very interesting religion.

Ferros: [Confused, maybe a little annoyed.] It's not a /religion/, Master.

Nuke: Of course, it is. All these fascinating things that no one can see without mysterious apparatus. Very interesting. Pity it all breaks down when you dig deep enough.

Ferros: [Scoffs.] That's rich coming from some weird demon thing who casts spells!

Nuke: Yes, but magic is /real/. I do a spell, something happens. You've seen it.

Ferros: [Flabbergasted.] Yes, but that's-- It's just--

Nuke: We're getting off-topic, here. The point is, you don't understand magic, and I /didn't/ understand science. It would take you a few hundred years of study to learn what you'd need to about magic, so I took a week to learn everything I needed to understand your death ray in broad terms.

Ferros: [Touched.] You... you did that for me?

Nuke: Yes.

Ferros: Master... I don't think anyone's ever done anything like that for me... ever!

Nuke: Oh... uh. It's... well, it seemed natural. Is it really that unusual?

[Pause.]

Ferros: [Contemplative.] Yeah. It really is.

Nuke: Ah. [Pause.] Well. I think I've discovered a flaw in the design that I can solve for you. Well, for us, really.

Ferros: Flaw?? What flaw?

Nuke: Well, if I understand correctly, you have to compensate for quantum uncertainty in your calculations. I imagine that makes it very difficult to control the reaction.

Ferros: Yeah, that's a fundamental law of the universe. You have to account for the unpredictability of subatomic particles.

Nuke: Well, the calculations we use in magic rewrite the universe on a local level. It's a very similar principle, except that we don't have to account for uncertainty.

Ferros: [Disbelieving.] Wait... you're telling me that you just... /ignore/ uncertainty? That's impossible!

Nuke: Yes, but imagine what you could do if you could.

[Long pause.]

Ferros: Oh. [Amazed.] OHHHHHH!

Nuke: The core we're about to install functions on those principles. I'm no scientific genius like you, but I'm sure you should adjust your calculations.

Ferros: You... you could direct it! You could rip a hole right in the universe however you wanted! You could---

Nuke: [Interrupt.] Stop.

Ferros: But---

Nuke: He's listening. I'm sure of it. I'm not so presumptuous to think I can have control over what happens and what He wants; but I'm hoping that He wants to help me, and He'll see his way to grant me an audience.

Ferros: Oh my God.

Nuke: <Chuckles> Yes, exactly.

Ferros: But why do you think He'll...?

Nuke: Because He gave you to me. It's not proof, but I hope it means He cares about me.

Ferros: Nuke, you-- you're-- you really are--

Nuke: A mad genius?

[Long pause.]

Ferros: I love you, Master.

[Pause.]

Nuke: [Surprised.] Really?

Ferros: Really, Master. No one's ever cared about me or my work like this. No one's ever been so diabolical to... I mean, it's like what you're thinking of doing... resonates in my...

Nuke: Soul?

Ferros: Yeah. That. You're right, Master. I'm yours. I want to be yours forever. I /love/ you.

[Pause.]

Nuke: I love you too, my perfect henchman.

Ferros: <Tiny happy squeak.>

[Long pause]

Nuke: Let's install the core.

Ferros: [Confused, having forgotten all about it.] Install the... [Re-remembers it] oh right!!

Nuke: <Little grunt as he picks it up.> Alright. Attach your cables here, here, and here.

Ferros: Right... <Little concentrating grunt.>

[Electrical spark noise.]

[Following lines at the same time and also rapidly:]

Nuke: It didn't explode. That's a good sign.

Ferros: It didn't explode. That's a good sign!

[Pause]

Nuke: <Laughs.>

Ferros: <Laughs.>

Ferros: Okay! Just slide it in right here in my hole.

Nuke: Little early for the honeymoon, but alright.

Ferros: HAAAAA!

Nuke: <Grunts.>

[Clunk.]

[Click.]

[Power up noise.]

[Clang of hatch closing.]

Ferros: We did it! It's finally done! [Getting choked up.] The death ray's finally complete.

Nuke: Ferros, are you... crying?

Ferros: ONLY A LITTLE!

Nuke: Awh. Come here.

Ferros: [Agreeable.] Hm?

Nuke: Mmm. <Very soft, sweet kissing sounds. 10 seconds.>

Ferros: MMf~ <Very soft, sweet kissing sounds, 10 seconds.>

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