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I'm sorry about the booby traps and the freeze gun and the lock on your door that only locks from the outside!\n\n[Thumping sounds as Nuke walks closer]\n\nFerros: No, please Master! Please don't punish me! Don't throw me away! I promise I'll be good!\n\n[Thumping stops]\n\nFerros: Please, I just want to be a good henchman to a villain! I don't mean to be bad, just evil--\n\nFerros: [Surpised as he's kissed] Mmmph! \n\nNuke: <Kissing sounds for 10 seconds>\n\nFerros: <Confused kissing sounds for 10 seconds>\n\nNuke: Ferros...\n\nFerros: [Confused, scared, but also shocked] Y-yes, Master?\n\nNuke: You took entirely the wrong meaning.\n\nFerros: <Grunts as if he is about to speak>\n\nNuke: No, shut up and listen to me. Really listen, Ferros.\n\nFerros: <Tiny confirmation noise>\n\nNuke: I didn't tell you that story to frighten you. \n\nFerros: [Confused] But--\n\nNuke: [Interrupt] I don't understand what scares people and what doesn't. 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Oh god, I'm bleeding from everywhere!!\n\nNuke: [Shaking, distorted, scary yell] FLUUUUUUUUUUUKE!\n\nFerros: [In so much pain] Whyyy~\n\n[Fade out]\n\n[Fade in, busy street]\n\nGordyN: Gee, Fluke. It sure was nice of you to take me out for ice cream! You're the best brother, EVER!\n\nFluke: <Licking Ice cream noises> Mmmhm. Pity about the ice cream parlor guy, though.\n\nGordyN: What do you mean?\n\nFluke: Well, I liked him. He always gave me an extra scoop. I kinda wish you didn't eat him.\n\nGordyN: Awwh. I'm sorry, Fluke! I can spit up what's left of him if that would make it better!\n\nFluke: No, that's alright, Gordy. Just eat your ice cream.\n\nGordyN: Okay! <Licking Ice cream noises> How long do you think we should give them before we go back?\n\nFluke: Hmm. I dunno. A few more hours, at least. I'm sure Daddy Nuke can let himself out. I don't know why Ferros even installed that lock. It'll never hold him.\n\nGordyN: I wanna hold Daddy Nuke with my jaws!\n\nFluke: That's nice, Gordy. \n\n[Fade and end.]",
  "description_bbcode_parsed": "<span style='word-wrap: break-word;'>Nuke and Fluke was played by <a style='border: none;' title='Nuke on Fur Affinity' rel='nofollow' href='https://furaffinity.net/user/Nuke'><img style='border: none; vertical-align: bottom; width: 14px; height: 14px;' width='14' height='14' src='https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/images80/contacttypes/internet-furaffinity.png' /></a>\n\t\t\t\t\t<a title='Nuke on Fur Affinity' rel='nofollow' href='https://furaffinity.net/user/Nuke'>Nuke</a><br />Gordy was played by <a style='border: none;' title='qsharpe on Fur Affinity' rel='nofollow' href='https://furaffinity.net/user/qsharpe'><img style='border: none; vertical-align: bottom; width: 14px; height: 14px;' width='14' height='14' src='https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/images80/contacttypes/internet-furaffinity.png' /></a>\n\t\t\t\t\t<a title='qsharpe on Fur Affinity' rel='nofollow' href='https://furaffinity.net/user/qsharpe'>qsharpe</a><br />The script was written by <a style='border: none;' title='Nuke on Fur Affinity' rel='nofollow' href='https://furaffinity.net/user/Nuke'><img style='border: none; vertical-align: bottom; width: 14px; height: 14px;' width='14' height='14' src='https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/images80/contacttypes/internet-furaffinity.png' /></a>\n\t\t\t\t\t<a title='Nuke on Fur Affinity' rel='nofollow' href='https://furaffinity.net/user/Nuke'>Nuke</a><br /><br />The script is posted below!<br /><br />Keep in mind that I, Buddy Tippet, also am an author of some very dirty books published on Amazon in paperback and Kindle. <br /><br /><a href=\"https://www.amazon.com/Buddy-Tippet/e/B07C4VBJN9/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Click here for a list of all of my books!</a><br /><br /><div class='align_center'><strong>Also consider buying me a coffee to help keep me going.</strong><br /><br /><a href=\"https://ko-fi.com/buddytippet\" rel=\"nofollow\">https://ko-fi.com/buddytippet</a><br /><br />Enjoy the show!</div><br /><br />-----<br /><br />The Confession<br /><br />[Room Ambi]<br /><br />[Pages turning sound]<br /><br />Nuke: Hmm. Ah... yes. But that&#039;s... no.<br /><br />Fluke: Um. Dad?<br /><br />[Pause]<br /><br />Fluke: Daddy Nuke?<br /><br />Nuke: I&#039;m busy, Fluke.<br /><br />Fluke: I know, but... This is important.<br /><br />Nuke: &lt;Sighs&gt; What do you want, Fluke? I&#039;m right in the middle of this tome. This could be a breakthrough in magical summoning.<br /><br />Fluke: Well... Uh, I think you should listen to this.<br /><br />Nuke: ...what is it?<br /><br />Fluke: It&#039;s one of Papa Ferros&#039; logs.<br /><br />Nuke: ... Fine.<br /><br />Fluke: Okay. Just... listen.<br /><br />[Tape click]<br /><br />[Insert audio from Ferros Report 6]<br /><br />[Long pause]<br /><br />Fluke: Dad? Are you... crying?<br /><br />Nuke: ... It would appear so.<br /><br />Fluke: Are you... are you okay?<br /><br />Nuke: No, Fluke. I am most decidedly not okay.<br /><br />[Pause]<br /><br />Fluke: What should I do?<br /><br />Nuke: &lt;Deep breath.&gt; Please tell... no, ask your Papa to come see me. Tell him it is very important.<br /><br />Fluke: Okay. Are you going to... are you going to hurt him?<br /><br />[Pause]<br /><br />Nuke: Perhaps. I certainly hope not.<br /><br />[Pause]<br /><br />Fluke: Okay.<br /><br />Nuke: Give me that... recording device.<br /><br />[Long Pause as Fluke goes to Ferros]<br /><br />Ferros: [Distant] What?? Why??<br /><br />[Pause]<br /><br />Ferros: Oh god. What did I do this time?<br /><br />[Pause]<br /><br />Ferros: Wait, what did you tell him?? FLUKE??<br /><br />Nuke: [Yelling] Just come here, Ferros!<br /><br />Ferros: [Approaching voices] I swear to science, Fluke, if you told him something to make him mad at me I&#039;ll cut all your limbs off and stich them back on in the wrong places!<br /><br />Fluke: I keep telling you, Papa, he doesn&#039;t get mad!<br /><br />Ferros: [Very agitated] No, he just bashes my face in and does other horrible things to me as punishment! I don&#039;t even know what this is about! And stop calling me that!<br /><br />Nuke: Fluke, you may go.<br /><br />Ferros: [Panic] No, don&#039;t leave me! You&#039;re my son, you have to protect me! Whatever it is, Master, I promise you it&#039;s all Fluke&#039;s fault! Punish /him!/<br /><br />Nuke: Fluke, go. Ferros, come in here and close the door.<br /><br />Ferros: But this is where the books live! You told me not to come in here, Master! It&#039;s your inner sanctum! Your fortress of solitude! Your--stop pushing me, Fluke!<br /><br />[Door closes, and locks from the other side.]<br /><br />Ferros: HEY! You&#039;re not supposed to lock /me/ in here!<br /><br />Nuke: Ferros...<br /><br />Ferros: [Meekly] Yes, Master?<br /><br />[Tape rewind sound, tape click]<br /><br />Ferros, on tape: If there&#039;s one thing I have learned from my history is that I&#039;m a survivor. [Pause] No matter how bad things get... I always survive. [Long Pause] I wonder if I will survive Nuke.<br /><br />[Awkward Silence]<br /><br />Ferros: Master, I can explain!<br /><br />Nuke: &lt;Sighs&gt;<br /><br />Ferros: I was scared! I remember that thing you said about... something about banishing me to an eternal realm of suffering??<br /><br />Nuke: Ferros, I---<br /><br />Ferros: [Interrupt] You can&#039;t blame me for being scared! You&#039;re really scary, Master!<br /><br />Nuke: Ferros, listen---<br /><br />Ferros: [Interrupt] I&#039;m just doing what I need to survive! An evil henchman like me has needs!<br /><br />Nuke: Ferros---<br /><br />Ferros: [Interrupt] I&#039;m sorry, okay?? I&#039;m sorry about the booby traps and the freeze gun and the lock on your door that only locks from the outside!<br /><br />[Thumping sounds as Nuke walks closer]<br /><br />Ferros: No, please Master! Please don&#039;t punish me! Don&#039;t throw me away! I promise I&#039;ll be good!<br /><br />[Thumping stops]<br /><br />Ferros: Please, I just want to be a good henchman to a villain! I don&#039;t mean to be bad, just evil--<br /><br />Ferros: [Surpised as he&#039;s kissed] Mmmph! <br /><br />Nuke: &lt;Kissing sounds for 10 seconds&gt;<br /><br />Ferros: &lt;Confused kissing sounds for 10 seconds&gt;<br /><br />Nuke: Ferros...<br /><br />Ferros: [Confused, scared, but also shocked] Y-yes, Master?<br /><br />Nuke: You took entirely the wrong meaning.<br /><br />Ferros: &lt;Grunts as if he is about to speak&gt;<br /><br />Nuke: No, shut up and listen to me. Really listen, Ferros.<br /><br />Ferros: &lt;Tiny confirmation noise&gt;<br /><br />Nuke: I didn&#039;t tell you that story to frighten you. <br /><br />Ferros: [Confused] But--<br /><br />Nuke: [Interrupt] I don&#039;t understand what scares people and what doesn&#039;t. I told you that story because I wanted you to know something important. /Very/ important.<br /><br />Ferros: Master? Are you... crying?<br /><br />Nuke: I&#039;m in love with you, Ferros.<br /><br />Ferros: [Flat surprise] ...wat?<br /><br />Nuke: I told you that story because I wanted you to know how much you mean to me.<br /><br />Ferros: [Very confused, disbelieving, a little bashful] ...nooooo. You don&#039;t love me!<br /><br />Nuke: I do. I told you that story because if you ever really succeed in betraying me, it&#039;s because I know you really, really don&#039;t love me back. You would have to be really focused to do that, Ferros. You&#039;d have to be determined. You&#039;d have to hate me. I can&#039;t handle that, Ferros. I can&#039;t handle the idea of you hating me.<br /><br />Ferros: But... I don&#039;t hate you, Master. You hate /me!/<br /><br />Nuke: That is the farthest thing from the truth. I love you, Ferros. I want to be with you forever. You&#039;re mine... &lt;Clears his throat&gt; I would do those things to force you to love me, by comparison with what you&#039;d been through. As punishment for hating me so much.<br /><br />Ferros: Master...<br /><br />Nuke: We&#039;re both very young, for immortals... but even living forever, life is too short. Like I said, there are things out there who want to destroy us. I want to protect you from those things. Everything I do, it&#039;s not just for me. It&#039;s for /us./<br /><br />Nuke: I don&#039;t know if I&#039;ll ever be what I was again, but I want to be more than this. I want to be your Master, and I want you to pleasure me... and yes, I want to fuck and hurt and kill you, because I love doing it. Because I love /you/. There may be others for each of us, over the years... but you and I are meant to be together. The fates, gods, or whatever you might call it... they&#039;ve put us together... and I couldn&#039;t be happier. You&#039;re fucking perfect.<br /><br />Ferros: Master, I... I don&#039;t know what to say.<br /><br />Nuke: Well, that&#039;s certainly different.<br /><br />[Thump as Nuke shoves Ferros into a wall]<br /><br />Nuke: Say you fucking love me or I&#039;ll crush your head like a grape.<br /><br />Ferros: [Surprisingly calm] I... I don&#039;t know, Master. <br /><br />[Long pause, no head crushing]<br /><br />Ferros: I&#039;ve... been through a couple masters, now, and they always end up leaving me. [Pause] I tried to love them, but they rejected me. Or they just... changed and left! [Pause] I don&#039;t want anyone to ever hurt me like that again!<br /><br />[Pause]<br /><br />Nuke: [A little defeated.] Alright.<br /><br />Ferros: I guess... I guess I&#039;m scared that when you get what you want, you won&#039;t care about me anymore. I&#039;ll be all alone again... or worse. Thrown away and... and suffering forever.<br /><br />[Pause]<br /><br />Nuke: Alright. What do I need to do to convince you that won&#039;t happen?<br /><br />[Pause]<br /><br />Ferros: I don&#039;t know, Master.<br /><br />[Pause]<br /><br />Nuke: [A little happier] Well, then that&#039;s something we&#039;ll need to figure out together.<br /><br />Ferros: You&#039;re... really not mad?<br /><br />Nuke: I don&#039;t get mad, Ferros... but I know what you mean. No, I&#039;m not disappointed. You are not in trouble. I won&#039;t even kill you this time.<br /><br />Ferros: [A little relieved] Oh, good!<br /><br />Nuke: Alright. I&#039;ll let you get back to work. Just think about what I said, Ferros.<br /><br />Ferros: You got it, Boss!<br /><br />Nuke: Master.<br /><br />Ferros: Bastard! &lt;Giggles&gt;<br /><br />Nuke: ... Just this once, Ferros.<br /><br />Ferros: [Happy] Yes, Master!<br /><br />Nuke: Now, I&#039;ll just open the door. Very foolish of you, to just use a lock to--&lt;grunts&gt; What...<br /><br />Ferros: Oh, that&#039;s my latest invention, Master! I /really/ wanted to make sure you couldn&#039;t get out. It&#039;s a comibination carbon and Adamantite alloy, reinforced with magnetic fields! This whole wall is made of the stuff! Since we&#039;re undergound, you&#039;d have to dig your way out one of the other walls to the surface! Plenty of time for me to get away.<br /><br />Nuke: Well, consider me impressed. This might actually be useful for something.<br /><br />Ferros: I know!<br /><br />Nuke: We&#039;ll just ask Fluke to let us out. Fluke?<br /><br />[Knocking on door]<br /><br />Ferros: Hey, Fluke! You can let us out, now!<br /><br />Nuke: Fluke!<br /><br />Ferros: Come on, we&#039;re ready to come out, now!<br /><br />Nuke: Fluke, open this door right now, young man!<br /><br />Ferros: Yeah, before Nuke gets mad and decides to kill me again!<br /><br />Nuke: I don&#039;t--never mind. FLUKE!<br /><br />Nuke: [Shaking, distorted, scary yell] FLUKE!<br /><br />Ferros: ACK! Master, I think you popped my eardrum!<br /><br />Nuke: [Shaking, distorted, scary yell] FLUKE, GET IN HERE, NOW!<br /><br />Ferros: MASTER, PLEASE YOU SAID YOU WOULDN&#039;T KILL ME. Oh god, I&#039;m bleeding from everywhere!!<br /><br />Nuke: [Shaking, distorted, scary yell] FLUUUUUUUUUUUKE!<br /><br />Ferros: [In so much pain] Whyyy~<br /><br />[Fade out]<br /><br />[Fade in, busy street]<br /><br />GordyN: Gee, Fluke. It sure was nice of you to take me out for ice cream! You&#039;re the best brother, EVER!<br /><br />Fluke: &lt;Licking Ice cream noises&gt; Mmmhm. Pity about the ice cream parlor guy, though.<br /><br />GordyN: What do you mean?<br /><br />Fluke: Well, I liked him. He always gave me an extra scoop. I kinda wish you didn&#039;t eat him.<br /><br />GordyN: Awwh. I&#039;m sorry, Fluke! I can spit up what&#039;s left of him if that would make it better!<br /><br />Fluke: No, that&#039;s alright, Gordy. Just eat your ice cream.<br /><br />GordyN: Okay! &lt;Licking Ice cream noises&gt; How long do you think we should give them before we go back?<br /><br />Fluke: Hmm. I dunno. A few more hours, at least. I&#039;m sure Daddy Nuke can let himself out. I don&#039;t know why Ferros even installed that lock. It&#039;ll never hold him.<br /><br />GordyN: I wanna hold Daddy Nuke with my jaws!<br /><br />Fluke: That&#039;s nice, Gordy. <br /><br />[Fade and end.]</span>",
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