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Lab Ambi]\n\n[Heavy metal tinkering.]\n\nFerros: [Distracted] Uuuuuuuh... Log number 14.\n\n[More tinkering]\n\nFerros: [To himself] It can't be this close. What in the actual fuck was that bastard thinking?\n\n[Plap plap plap plap plap]\n\n[Tinkering continues]\n\nFerros: [To himself] He routed the phase benders through the ocular enhancers?\n\n[Tinkering]\n\nGordy: [Really loudly] Daddy Ferros, can I murder you and--\n\nFerros: AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!\n\n[Metal crashing]\n\nFerros: [Angry] Gordy! What the fuck do you want?! You scared the fuck out of me!\n\nGordy: [Nervous] Oh uh... [Whispers] Daddy Ferros, can I murder you and fuck your gooey brain meats?\n\nFerros: What?! Gordy, I'm /really/ busy right now. And also no! I'm not just going to agree with something like that.\n\nGordy: [Sad and a little embarrassed] Ohhhh. But Nuke said I could.\n\nFerros: [Suspicious] Then why did you ask?\n\n[Long Pause]\n\nGordy: Okay, I made that part up, but if you let me do it, I promise to be a good rat for a really long time.\n\nFerros: Fuck off, you fucking rat. Do you have any idea what's happening right now?\n\nGordy: [Shy] You uh... You're pulling that big zapping-looking thing apart.\n\nFerros: Do you even know what this thing is?\n\nGordy: It's... [Pause] It's a... zappy... looking thing.\n\n[A metal thing being dropped]\n\nFerros: Gordy, this /zappy-looking thing/ is called a death ray. My stupid dopple nearly finished it. I didn't even notice it until about an hour ago, and I've been trying to figure out his plans. Fluke's transcripts didn't really explain it. All of it was him just explaining how much Master Nuke annoyed him. He was obviously not as much of a professional as I am.\n\nGordy: OOoooohhhhh... [Pause and then with confusion] What?\n\nFerros: Gawd, you're stupid. This is the fucking death ray I've been trying to make for my whole life! It'll bring this stupid world to its knees! The only problem is that... I didn't really make it. I mean... I kind of did but... [Exasperated] I don't know if I like the fact that my dopple made this instead of me! [Introspective] Although it was technically my genius that went into it. And a lot of the components put into it are really... amazing. Like... This is really... I would have eventually figured this out, but there's no way I could really know that unless---\n\nGordy: [Interrupts] Daddy Ferros, can I put my penis in your ear hole? [Long Pause] Daddy Ferros?\n\nFerros: [Screams] NOOOOO!! [Panting from anger and eventually calms down]\n\nGordy: How about now?\n\nFerros: Oh my god. Gordy, go get Fluke! I need his help!\n\nGordy: But I'm really horny and I---\n\nFerros: [Screaming hysterically] I DON'T CARE! JUST GET HIM ABAAHAHABBABAAB!\n\nGordy: Okay! 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Gordy was played by \n\t\t\t\t\tqsharpe

The script is posted below!

Keep in mind that I, Buddy Tippet, also am an author of some very dirty books published on Amazon in paperback and Kindle.

Click here for a list of all of my books!

Also consider buying me a coffee to help keep me going.

https://ko-fi.com/buddytippet

Enjoy the show!


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[Beep Beep. Lab Ambi]

[Heavy metal tinkering.]

Ferros: [Distracted] Uuuuuuuh... Log number 14.

[More tinkering]

Ferros: [To himself] It can't be this close. What in the actual fuck was that bastard thinking?

[Plap plap plap plap plap]

[Tinkering continues]

Ferros: [To himself] He routed the phase benders through the ocular enhancers?

[Tinkering]

Gordy: [Really loudly] Daddy Ferros, can I murder you and--

Ferros: AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!

[Metal crashing]

Ferros: [Angry] Gordy! What the fuck do you want?! You scared the fuck out of me!

Gordy: [Nervous] Oh uh... [Whispers] Daddy Ferros, can I murder you and fuck your gooey brain meats?

Ferros: What?! Gordy, I'm /really/ busy right now. And also no! I'm not just going to agree with something like that.

Gordy: [Sad and a little embarrassed] Ohhhh. But Nuke said I could.

Ferros: [Suspicious] Then why did you ask?

[Long Pause]

Gordy: Okay, I made that part up, but if you let me do it, I promise to be a good rat for a really long time.

Ferros: Fuck off, you fucking rat. Do you have any idea what's happening right now?

Gordy: [Shy] You uh... You're pulling that big zapping-looking thing apart.

Ferros: Do you even know what this thing is?

Gordy: It's... [Pause] It's a... zappy... looking thing.

[A metal thing being dropped]

Ferros: Gordy, this /zappy-looking thing/ is called a death ray. My stupid dopple nearly finished it. I didn't even notice it until about an hour ago, and I've been trying to figure out his plans. Fluke's transcripts didn't really explain it. All of it was him just explaining how much Master Nuke annoyed him. He was obviously not as much of a professional as I am.

Gordy: OOoooohhhhh... [Pause and then with confusion] What?

Ferros: Gawd, you're stupid. This is the fucking death ray I've been trying to make for my whole life! It'll bring this stupid world to its knees! The only problem is that... I didn't really make it. I mean... I kind of did but... [Exasperated] I don't know if I like the fact that my dopple made this instead of me! [Introspective] Although it was technically my genius that went into it. And a lot of the components put into it are really... amazing. Like... This is really... I would have eventually figured this out, but there's no way I could really know that unless---

Gordy: [Interrupts] Daddy Ferros, can I put my penis in your ear hole? [Long Pause] Daddy Ferros?

Ferros: [Screams] NOOOOO!! [Panting from anger and eventually calms down]

Gordy: How about now?

Ferros: Oh my god. Gordy, go get Fluke! I need his help!

Gordy: But I'm really horny and I---

Ferros: [Screaming hysterically] I DON'T CARE! JUST GET HIM ABAAHAHABBABAAB!

Gordy: Okay! Okay, I'll get him!

[PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP]

Ferros: That rat monster is gonna make me pull my fur out! Pause recording!

[Beep Beep]

Fluke: Okay, I'm here, Papa Ferros.

Ferros: Why do you look kind of...engorged?

Fluke: [Casually] Hunh? Oh, you mean my belly? Gordy filled me up with his cum. <burp>

[Long Pause]

Ferros: <Siiigh> I don't care. Look, were you able to observe my dopple when he was working on this thing?

Fluke: Yeah. He made me assist him. I saw most of it.

Ferros: How good is your memory? Do you remember all the steps he took?

Fluke: Nuke says I have an eidetic memory, like him. He even tested me. So I do remember everything he did, but I don't know what the components are called.

Ferros: [Aggravated] Fine-fine-fine. Can you walk me through everything? I'll hold up pieces, and you tell me what he did with them.

Fluke: Sure, I can do that. It will probably take a long time, though?

Ferros: I just need to get them for my notes. I'll pause the recording until I can get everything written down.

Fluke: Okay, Papa Ferros.

[Metal sound]

Ferros: Okay, pause recording.

[BEEP BEEP]

Ferros: <Absolute garbage gibberish for 30 seconds>

GordyHulk: UUGHH UGHH! GORDY LOVE FUCKING DADDY'S BRAAAAAINS! <Grunting for 30 seconds]

[Lots of crackly and squishy noises]

Fluke: Um, although we got most of the work done, Gordy "hulked out" and began raping Papa Ferros' earhole. I think his big rat dick is scrambling Ferros' brain, so we'll have to pick this up after he regenerates. I'll just end the log for now.

GordyHulk: <Big nasty orgasm>

Ferros: <Throwing up cum noises>

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