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See you later, whatever-your-name-is.\n\nFluke: It's Fluke.\n\nFerros: [Fade out as he grows more distant] Didn't ask!\n\n[Door open, close]\n\nFluke: Uhm. Well, end of log.\n\n[Beep beep beep]",
  "description_bbcode_parsed": "<span style='word-wrap: break-word;'>Nuke and Fluke was played by <a style='border: none;' title='Nuke on Fur Affinity' rel='nofollow' href='https://furaffinity.net/user/Nuke'><img style='border: none; vertical-align: bottom; width: 14px; height: 14px;' width='14' height='14' src='https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/images80/contacttypes/internet-furaffinity.png' /></a>\n\t\t\t\t\t<a title='Nuke on Fur Affinity' rel='nofollow' href='https://furaffinity.net/user/Nuke'>Nuke</a><br />The script was written by <a style='border: none;' title='Nuke on Fur Affinity' rel='nofollow' href='https://furaffinity.net/user/Nuke'><img style='border: none; vertical-align: bottom; width: 14px; height: 14px;' width='14' height='14' src='https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/images80/contacttypes/internet-furaffinity.png' /></a>\n\t\t\t\t\t<a title='Nuke on Fur Affinity' rel='nofollow' href='https://furaffinity.net/user/Nuke'>Nuke</a><br /><br />The script is posted below!<br /><br />Keep in mind that I, Buddy Tippet, also am an author of some very dirty books published on Amazon in paperback and Kindle. <br /><br /><a href=\"https://www.amazon.com/Buddy-Tippet/e/B07C4VBJN9/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Click here for a list of all of my books!</a><br /><br /><div class='align_center'><strong>Also consider buying me a coffee to help keep me going.</strong><br /><br /><a href=\"https://ko-fi.com/buddytippet\" rel=\"nofollow\">https://ko-fi.com/buddytippet</a><br /><br />Enjoy the show!</div><br /><br />-----<br /><br />[Beep Beep]<br /><br />[Lab Ambi]<br /><br />Fluke: Okay, I think it&#039;s recording, Daddy Nuke.<br /><br />Nuke: Excellent work, Fluke. What log number is it?<br /><br />Fluke: The last one was 11, so this must be 12.<br /><br />Nuke: Good. Ah. They&#039;re coming around.<br /><br />Dopple: Ugggh. What hit me? &lt;grunts, struggling against ropes&gt; Wait, why am I tied up?<br /><br />Ferros: &lt;Screaming as he wakes up, because trauma.&gt; Wh-- Wait, where am I? What&#039;s happening? &lt;grunts, struggling against ropes&gt; Wait, why am I tied up?<br /><br />Dopple: YOU!! Who let you out of your box!?<br /><br />Ferros: &lt;Screams, seeing his dopple.&gt; YOU! [So angry] I&#039;ll kill you! Untie me, Master! [Vengeful, dark] I&#039;ll make him PAY!<br /><br />Nuke: Quiet, both of you. I retrieved /my/ ferret from his prison.<br /><br />Dopple: [Shocked] What?? How could you?<br /><br />Ferros: [So angry] Because I&#039;M the REAL Ferros! You&#039;re just a copy of ME!<br /><br />Nuke: [Loud, resonant voice] QUIET.<br /><br />Ferros: [Afraid] Yes, Master.<br /><br />Dopple: [Afraid] Yes, Master.<br /><br />[Dramatic Pause because Nuke]<br /><br />Nuke: I was uncertain which was which at first. I wasn&#039;t sure it mattered. As time has gone on, however, it became clear that the one who remained was the &quot;dopple&quot;, as he&#039;s called.<br /><br />Dopple: But I&#039;m BETTER than him!<br /><br />Ferros: No you&#039;re not! You&#039;re UGLIER for one!<br /><br />Dopple: Why you! &lt;Struggling grunts against ropes&gt; Untie me, Master! I&#039;ll show you who the superior ferret is.<br /><br />Nuke: No. You are useless to me as you are, Dopple. Even if there is no quantitative difference between the two of you, it&#039;s clear that psychologically, you perceive one. That&#039;s a problem. You think you&#039;re a copy, so you&#039;re insecure. You&#039;ve lashed out in very unproductive ways. Anger means litle to me, but it&#039;s made it clear that you&#039;re too different.<br /><br />Ferros: HA! [Sing-songy, mocking] Master likes me mooo-re. Master likes me mooo-re.<br /><br />Dopple: [Angry] Shut up, Ferros! Nuke let me throw you away! He doens&#039;t give one shit about you! [Pause] And you know what, fuck you, Nuke! You&#039;re no better than any of my previous masters! You can&#039;t get what you want out of me so you&#039;re just going to throw me away, too!<br /><br />Nuke: Oh no, Dopple. I can&#039;t do that. I&#039;ve alredy told you that I&#039;d never leave you. I keep my promises.<br /><br />Dopple: [Mean] Yeah, right! What&#039;re you gonna do? Keep us both?<br /><br />Ferros: No FUCKING way. I&#039;ll bury you the first chance I get, Ferros. You won&#039;t even get a box! I&#039;ll weld a gibbet around you and bury you so far no one will ever find you! You&#039;ll wake up with dirt in your mouth and eyes every time you come back to life! You&#039;ll--<br /><br />Nuke: [Interrupt, authoritative, final, menacing] /No./<br /><br />Ferros: [Meek] No?<br /><br />Nuke: You clearly aren&#039;t thinking in terms of immortality, Ferros. Some civilization digs him up in a few thousand years, and we&#039;ll have to deal with this all over again. And, again, I won&#039;t abandon him to that fate.<br /><br />Dopple: That&#039;s right. You CAN&#039;T get rid of me! I&#039;m immortal, IDIOT. Hahahahahahaha! Hahaha..ha?<br /><br />Nuke: [Interrupts during the laugh] I owe this Ferros a debt, Dopple. Unfortunately, he can&#039;t see the broader picture. I can. I intend to give Ferros his revenge on you, and put you to use.<br /><br />Dopple: ...wat.<br /><br />Nuke: I&#039;ve already etched the appropriate runes into the floor around you.<br /><br />[Pause as Dopple looks]<br /><br />Dopple: [Scared] Oh god! No, not magic, Master! Please, I&#039;ll be good!<br /><br />Nuke: First... I&#039;m going to give you a gift.<br /><br />[Pause]<br /><br />Ferros: ...wait, why are you touching /both/ our heads, Master?<br /><br />Nuke: [A few arcane words]<br /><br />Ferros: &lt;Screams for a few seconds&gt;<br /><br />Dopple: &lt;Screams for a few seconds, match lengths.&gt;<br /><br />Ferros: &lt;Panting and recovering&gt;<br /><br />Dopple: &lt;Panting, traumatized&gt; Oh god, what... I was trapped, all alone... [Scared] WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?<br /><br />Nuke: A gift. Empathy. You now know what it was like for him in there.<br /><br />Dopple: I... I&#039;m...<br /><br />Nuke: Look at him.<br /><br />[Pause]<br /><br />Nuke: Tell him what you feel.<br /><br />[Pause]<br /><br />Dopple: [Crying, sad] Oh god, Ferros. I&#039;m so sorry--&lt;chokes as Nuke grabs his throat&gt;<br /><br />Nuke: And now, for my gift to Ferros.<br /><br />Nuke: [Arcane words]<br /><br />[Magical throbbing sounds]<br /><br />Dopple: &lt;Choking screams, building to loud, adrenyline-driven screams. Distort ending as Dopple is broken down.&gt;<br /><br />[Magical throbbing cresendos and ends]<br /><br />[Extended magical ringing tone, pitching down to a low thrum.]<br /><br />Nuke: Ah. See? Much more useful. Here, Ferros. I&#039;ll untie you so you can take it.<br /><br />[Rope untying sounds]<br /><br />Ferros: [Shocked and afraid] What... what did you do to him? What is this?<br /><br />Nuke: I broke him down into the base forces that power his immortality and... rearranged them. He&#039;s caught in a feedback loop of trying to revert to his original form and being held in this shape. I assure you, he is in agony. He can feel, see and even hear us, but can do nothing.<br /><br />Ferros: [A little stuttery but ultimately elated.] Th-That&#039;s... so... /COOL!/ And it&#039;s as much as you fucking deserve, you useless piece of trash! I&#039;m going to throw this in the dumpster, Master! It&#039;ll get buried in some landfill and covered in rotting garbage!<br /><br />Nuke: Ah, I&#039;m afraid I can&#039;t allow that, Ferros. It&#039;s far too powerful an artifact to leave laying around.<br /><br />Ferros: Powerful?<br /><br />Nuke: Yes. See this glowing purple sphere in the center? That&#039;s a crystal lattice that holds the energy created by his suffering. It&#039;s the same sort of energy generated by sacrifices. The runes along the outside of this cubic stone structure holding it keep it contained and ready to be channeled.<br /><br />Ferros: So... it&#039;s like... an energy source for magic? Like a power core?<br /><br />Nuke: [Annoyed] That&#039;s a gross oversimplification, but I suppose you could say that. I may have a use for it in the future, but I will ask your permission before I borrow it. It is yours.<br /><br />Ferros: Well, er... okay. I guess. [Pause] He&#039;s really in there? Suffering for all eternity?<br /><br />Nuke: Definitely. &lt;shuddering sound of pleasure&gt; I can feel it. Your pain is always so delicious, Ferros. Mmmm.<br /><br />[Pause]<br /><br />Nuke: Now. Take the time you need to recover. Fluke, please see to your Papa Ferros&#039;s needs.<br /><br />Fluke: Okay, Daddy Nuke. I&#039;ll take care of him.<br /><br />Ferros: ...wait, who the hell is this guy?<br /><br />Nuke: Ah, yes, you should review the logs, Ferros. Get up to speed. Everything you need to know is there. I must retire, myself. Wash off this graveyard dirt and recover my energies.<br /><br />[Nuke thumps off]<br /><br />Ferros: Hey, you.<br /><br />Fluke: Yes?<br /><br />Ferros: Can you read and write?<br /><br />Fluke: Oh, yeah. Of course.<br /><br />Ferros: Good. You know how to review the logs?<br /><br />Fluke: Uh-huh. I watched you--I mean, him.<br /><br />Ferros: Alright. I&#039;m gonna go buy a bunch of beer and get shitfaced drunk and piss all over this... Dopple Ferros Core thing. You transcribe the right logs and I&#039;ll read them.<br /><br />Fluke: You don&#039;t want to listen--<br /><br />Ferros: [Interrupt] I don&#039;t want to hear his STUPID voice.<br /><br />[Pause]<br /><br />Fluke: Alright. I&#039;ll figure out what you missed, Papa Ferros.<br /><br />Ferros: Why are you calling me--no, nevermind, I don&#039;t care. See you later, whatever-your-name-is.<br /><br />Fluke: It&#039;s Fluke.<br /><br />Ferros: [Fade out as he grows more distant] Didn&#039;t ask!<br /><br />[Door open, close]<br /><br />Fluke: Uhm. Well, end of log.<br /><br />[Beep beep beep]</span>",
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