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Here we are.\n\n***Lenny: [Nervous] You found it?\n\n[Soft thudding walk for the heavy doctor]\n\nDr. Orvin: [Distant, walking closer] Yes, yes. All good. Thank you for waiting, Lenny.\n\n***Lenny: [still nervous] N-no problem, Doctor Orvin. Or... Professor Orvin?\n\nDr. Orvin: Doctor is fine. Well, you certainly are nervous. Is it because I had to strap you down to the table?\n\n***Lenny: P-partly. I mean, I trust you and all. You're a fellow otter, even if you're... big... and tall... and uh...\n\nDr. Orvin: A taur?\n\n***Lenny: Yeah, that. A-anyway. It's also because of what you're going to be doing.\n\nDr. Orvin: Well, I really appreciate you volunteering for more extra credit. Your notes on the cock ring were very useful to my research. There aren’t many students who want to participate in these experiments.\n\n***Lenny: Y-yeah. My grades could use it, and the money is good too. Still...\n\nDr. Orvin: Hmmm. Not sure you want to go through life with your cock for a tongue? Understandable. It's irreversible, after all.\n\n***Lenny: Oh! No, That's really hot. I can't wait to suck myself off with my mouth, and kissing someone and just shoving it in there is going to be awesome. It's just... what if something goes wrong?\n\nDr. Orvin: Ahhh. Well, that's why you have to be strapped down so securely. If you move, that could be a disaster. Let me just check how tight these are...\n\n***Lenny: \n\nDr. Orvin: Tail's held in place. That's not going anywhere.\n\n[Fur scuffing sounds while the doctor paws over Lenny]\n\n***Lenny: [His genitals are touched] Ah!\n\nDr. Orvin: Interesting reaction. You're erect. [Seductive] Are you enjoying being helpless, Lenny?\n\n***Lenny: [In denial] N-no! I don't know why it's like that.\n\nDr. Orvin: Well, now that you are, this strap is /definitely/ secure, and it will keep you erect.\n\n***Lenny: \n\n[More fur scuffing sounds]\n\nDr. Orvin: [Overlay with grunting.] Let's see. Legs... and ankles. Yes, very good. Wrists, arms...head and neck. Ah, yes. Excellent. Now the torso. Mmm-hm. Hmm. Your middle could be a bit tighter.\n\n[Belt tightening sound, if resonable. Could probably be ignored in favor of Lenny's grunt.]\n\n***Lenny: \n\nDr. Orvin: You're lucky I found this extra strap to fit over your belly, Lenny. It's nearly as big as my own in proportion.\n\n***Lenny: [Embarrassed] It's just um... baby fat.\n\nDr. Orvin: I'm sure. Alright, now, open up and say ‘ahhh’.\n\n***Lenny: [opening his mouth] Ahhhh?\n\n[clacking sounds as O-ring gag is strapped into place]\n\n***Lenny: [Questioning mouth-open sounds]. What’s this for?\n\nDr. Orvin: Have to keep your tongue still, too. This will also channel the power where it needs to be when I turn on the machine.\n\n***Lenny: [Mouth open, panicked, around gag] Machine??\n\nDr. Orvin: Yes. It takes far more power than normal to do this. I've worked very hard to perfect it. Now, remember, hold still…. unless you want cocks growing out of your eyeballs.\n\n***Lenny: [Mouth open, panicked, around gag] WHAT???\n\nDr. Orvin: Powering up... now!\n\n***Lenny: [Mouth open, panicked, around gag] Wait!!\n\n[Switch throw]\n\n[Insane machine sounds]\n\n***Lenny: \n\n[Long pause while Dr. Orvin observes]\n\nDr. Orvin: Ah, here we go. Yes, the changes are proceeding just as expected. Do try to stay calm, Lenny. The process works more quickly when participants are willing. I can already see your new urethra forming at the tip of your tongue.\n\n***Lenny: \n\nDr. Orvin: Much better. Deep breaths, now. That's it. Alright. I'm just taking some notes, here, don't mind me. Glans beginning to form at 28.6 seconds.\n\n***Lenny: \n\nDr. Orvin: Yes. Yes, excellent. I can see your shaft swelling, now. Here we go. Tumescence is beginning. Full engorgement is certain to follow at this stage. \n\n***Lenny: \n\nDr. Orvin: Ah, yes, I should have mentioned, you'll feel a pressure in your throat as well. It's just the swelling from your testes settling in. Yes, I know. Don’t worry, you'll get used to it.\n\n***Lenny: \n\nDr. Orvin: Ah, but now you're at full erection. Now we test that everything works. I believe you said you'd prefer oral stimulation over using a hand or external device. I'm happy to oblige.\n\n***Lenny: \n\nDr. Orvin: \n\n***Lenny: [Cumming, mouth still full.] Hnnnngh! HNNNGH. HNNNNNNGGGGH!\n\nDr. Orvin: Mwah. Mmm. Salty.\n\n[Switch flips]\n\n[Machine powers down]\n\n***Lenny: \n\nDr. Orvin: That orgasm sets things so that they're nice and permanent. That's very important for most sexual spells, you know. Let's get you out of this, shall we?\n\n[Removing clamps/straps]\n\nDr. Orvin: Alright, and just sit you up.\n\n***Lenny: \n\nDr. Orvin: Ah, yes, and this last bit.\n\n***Lenny: Ahh. Eh. 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The script is posted below!

Keep in mind that I, Buddy Tippet, also am an author of some very dirty books published on Amazon in paperback and Kindle.

Click here for a list of all of my books!

Enjoy the show!

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Merlin University 3

[AMBI: Artificer's lab (will assemble)]

Dr. Orvin: [Distant] <Humming for a few seconds.>

Dr. Orvin: [Distant] Ah. Here we are.

***Lenny: [Nervous] You found it?

[Soft thudding walk for the heavy doctor]

Dr. Orvin: [Distant, walking closer] Yes, yes. All good. Thank you for waiting, Lenny.

***Lenny: [still nervous] N-no problem, Doctor Orvin. Or... Professor Orvin?

Dr. Orvin: <Chuckle> Doctor is fine. Well, you certainly are nervous. Is it because I had to strap you down to the table?

***Lenny: <nervous laugh> P-partly. I mean, I trust you and all. You're a fellow otter, even if you're... big... and tall... and uh...

Dr. Orvin: A taur?

***Lenny: Yeah, that. A-anyway. It's also because of what you're going to be doing.

Dr. Orvin: <chuckles again> Well, I really appreciate you volunteering for more extra credit. Your notes on the cock ring were very useful to my research. There aren’t many students who want to participate in these experiments.

***Lenny: Y-yeah. My grades could use it, and the money is good too. Still...

Dr. Orvin: Hmmm. Not sure you want to go through life with your cock for a tongue? Understandable. It's irreversible, after all.

***Lenny: Oh! No, That's really hot. I can't wait to suck myself off with my mouth, and kissing someone and just shoving it in there is going to be awesome. It's just... <gulp> what if something goes wrong?

Dr. Orvin: Ahhh. Well, that's why you have to be strapped down so securely. If you move, that could be a disaster. Let me just check how tight these are...

***Lenny: <little grunt sound as he's touched>

Dr. Orvin: Tail's held in place. That's not going anywhere.

[Fur scuffing sounds while the doctor paws over Lenny]

***Lenny: [His genitals are touched] Ah!

Dr. Orvin: Interesting reaction. You're erect. [Seductive] Are you enjoying being helpless, Lenny?

***Lenny: [In denial] N-no! I don't know why it's like that.

Dr. Orvin: Well, now that you are, this strap is /definitely/ secure, and it will keep you erect.

***Lenny: <Embarrassed grunting while Dr. Orvin touches his body and talks about straps. 15 seconds.>

[More fur scuffing sounds]

Dr. Orvin: [Overlay with grunting.] Let's see. Legs... and ankles. Yes, very good. Wrists, arms...head and neck. Ah, yes. Excellent. Now the torso. Mmm-hm. Hmm. Your middle could be a bit tighter.

[Belt tightening sound, if resonable. Could probably be ignored in favor of Lenny's grunt.]

***Lenny: <Loud Grunt from the belt being tightened.>

Dr. Orvin: You're lucky I found this extra strap to fit over your belly, Lenny. It's nearly as big as my own in proportion.

***Lenny: [Embarrassed] It's just um... baby fat.

Dr. Orvin: I'm sure. Alright, now, open up and say ‘ahhh’.

***Lenny: [opening his mouth] Ahhhh?

[clacking sounds as O-ring gag is strapped into place]

***Lenny: [Questioning mouth-open sounds]. What’s this for?

Dr. Orvin: Have to keep your tongue still, too. This will also channel the power where it needs to be when I turn on the machine.

***Lenny: [Mouth open, panicked, around gag] Machine??

Dr. Orvin: Yes. It takes far more power than normal to do this. I've worked very hard to perfect it. Now, remember, hold still…. unless you want cocks growing out of your eyeballs.

***Lenny: [Mouth open, panicked, around gag] WHAT???

Dr. Orvin: Powering up... now!

***Lenny: [Mouth open, panicked, around gag] Wait!!

[Switch throw]

[Insane machine sounds]

***Lenny: <Panicked squirmy grunting sounds, 15 seconds. Will be followed by calming down/panting/deep breathing for 15 seconds, below.>

[Long pause while Dr. Orvin observes]

Dr. Orvin: Ah, here we go. Yes, the changes are proceeding just as expected. Do try to stay calm, Lenny. The process works more quickly when participants are willing. I can already see your new urethra forming at the tip of your tongue.

***Lenny: <Calming down/panting/deep breathing for 15 seconds. Will be followed by moaning sounds for 15 seconds, below.>

Dr. Orvin: Much better. Deep breaths, now. That's it. Alright. I'm just taking some notes, here, don't mind me. Glans beginning to form at 28.6 seconds.

***Lenny: <Moaning of pleasure for 15 seconds. Will be followed by a gagging sound for 15 seconds, below.>

Dr. Orvin: Yes. Yes, excellent. I can see your shaft swelling, now. Here we go. Tumescence is beginning. Full engorgement is certain to follow at this stage.

***Lenny: <Gagging, choking for air for 15 seconds>

Dr. Orvin: Ah, yes, I should have mentioned, you'll feel a pressure in your throat as well. It's just the swelling from your testes settling in. Yes, I know. Don’t worry, you'll get used to it.

***Lenny: <Questioning whimper as he hears he’ll just get used to it, cut off by his mouth filling with a dick pushing past his lips..>

Dr. Orvin: Ah, but now you're at full erection. Now we test that everything works. I believe you said you'd prefer oral stimulation over using a hand or external device. I'm happy to oblige.

***Lenny: <inquisitive full-mouth grunt, then 30 seconds of pleasured moaning. Orgasm sounds will follow, below.>

Dr. Orvin: <Cock-sucking sounds for 30 seconds. Gulping cum sounds will follow, below.>

***Lenny: [Cumming, mouth still full.] Hnnnngh! HNNNGH. HNNNNNNGGGGH!

Dr. Orvin: <Pleased gulping and licking and cum-gulping noises.> Mwah. Mmm. Salty.

[Switch flips]

[Machine powers down]

***Lenny: <Panting, recovering, starting to breathe normally, like there's not a dick in his mouth anymore, still with gag in mouth. Panting for 15 seconds>

Dr. Orvin: That orgasm sets things so that they're nice and permanent. That's very important for most sexual spells, you know. Let's get you out of this, shall we?

[Removing clamps/straps]

Dr. Orvin: Alright, and just sit you up.

***Lenny: <Open-mouthed grunt.>

Dr. Orvin: Ah, yes, and this last bit.

***Lenny: <Bleaaah blaaah sounds as the o-ring gag is removed.> Ahh. Eh. <coughs> [With a lisp] Thankth, Doc. <smacks his lips> Wow, that'th thtill pretty thenthative. Thenthative? Then--ablahbablah!

Dr. Orvin: You'll speak with a lisp for a while. I suggest vocal training, or it might be permanent.

***Lenny: Oh. Okay. Well, it'th worth it. Thankth again, Doc. That was thcary, but it all worked out in the--wait.

[Long pause, fur scuffling sounds]

***Lenny: [shocked] Doc, where'th my DICK??

Dr. Orvin: [A bit perplexed] In your mouth, Lenny. That /was/ the point of the procedure.

***Lenny: No, I mean my /other/ dick!! The one that's supposed to be right here??

Dr. Orvin: On your crotch? Ahh. I see. [Disapproving] Lenny, I didn't realize you were so behind on your studies. Sexual spells like this require willing donor material to be effective. We moved your penis and testicles to your mouth and throat, respectively.

***Lenny: /WHAT??/

Dr. Orvin: No need to be so upset, Lenny. We can't reverse the procedure, but I'm sure you'll adapt to having your penis in your mouth instead of hanging between your legs.

***Lenny: Pleathe, Doc. You can't juth leave me like thith! I'm not thum dumb null bitch!

Dr. Orvin: Hmm. Well, perhaps if you had a willing donor? You certainly found a subject for my cock ring quickly enough.

***Lenny: That wath a thpethial thircumthtance! There'th not another thupid mouth like Kevin in thith whole Univerthititytyt--univerth...COLLEGE.

Dr. Orvin: Hmm. Kevin, you say? Ah, yes. Very interesting. Well, I think I can look into the matter. Perhaps I can come up with an alternative.

***Lenny: [Sarcatic] Well, gee, I thur hope tho! [Upset] The ladieth aren't gonna go for a guy with no junk in his panth!

Dr. Orvin: Oh, I don't know. I think you look rather cute this way.

***Lenny: ...what?

Dr. Orvin: Well, I'm rather busy today, but come back in a week.

***Lenny: A week??

Dr. Orvin: Yes. Good day, Lenny.

***Lenny: <Grumbles>

[Lenny grabs his clothes and leaves]

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