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This lion chick was all over me. She put my thick rudder up her butt and she kept licking all over my paw webbing.\n\nLenny: [Disbelieving] A lioness? Really, Jeremy? I'm suprised she didn't just eat you. Lions are way stronger than otters like us. You're lucky to be alive... if it's /true/.\n\nJeremy: Seriously, she was riding my dick, Dude!\n\nLenny: [Still incredulous] Who was this, again?\n\nJeremy: [Comedic, but solemn] A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell.\n\nLenny: Yeah, right...I-- [Sees Kevin accross the room] Oh! [To Jeremy] Hold on a sec. [Shouting to Kevin to be heard over the din] Hey, Dickless!\n\n[short pause, no response]\n\nLenny: [Louder] DICKLESS!\n\n[short pause, no response, crowd starting to quiet, envelope to dining hall 2]\n\nLenny: [Louder] MOUSE!!\n\n[Fade between crowds ends here]\n\nKevin: [From accross the room, confused.] Huh?\n\nLenny: C'mere, Dickless.\n\n[Long pause while Kevin walks over. 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Good thing you came along. Bet you're just loving doing this in front of a crowd, too, huh?\n\nKevin: <Quiet whimper as he finishes gulping>\n\nLenny: Heh. [Playful mocking] You love embarassing yourself for otters, don't you? You'd be hard as a rock... if you still had a /cock/! ...hey that rhymes! \n\nLenny: <Grunts, finishing peeing and forcing the last drops.>\n\nKevin: <Gasping as Lenny pulls his dick out of the mouse's mouth with a little slurp sound.> [Embarassed, whimpery] Oh god... y-yes. It feels like I'm hard right now!\n\n[Zipper sound as Lenny puts away his dick.]\n\nLenny: Ha! I bet.\n\n[Murmuring fades out.]\n\nJeremy: <Clears his throat, quietly.> [Playful, pretending to be thoughtful] You knowwwww... I think /I/ need piss too.\n\nKevin: [Alarmed] Hnh??\n\nJeremy: Yeah! If you're /really/ an otter toy, you should come sit on my lap. I wanna pee in your butt.\n\nKevin: W-wait-- I can't just---\n\nLenny: [Interrupt] It's best if you make your request in the form of a question. Like Jeopardy!\n\nKevin: What??\n\nJeremy: Oh, I think I get it. Hang on. [Short pause as he leans forward, asking sweetly.] Kevin, can I pee in your butt?\n\nKevin: I... o-kay.\n\nJeremy: <laughing, derisive>\n\n[Jeremy unzips]\n\nJeremy: [Very sweet] Okay. Just sit down, get all comfy around my dick, and I'll pee in your butt.\n\nKevin: [Very embarassed] O-okay, Mr. Otter.\n\n[Short pause while Kevin stands up and sits in Jeremy's lap]\n\n[Murmuring comes back, louder, punctuated with the occasional laugh or gasp. The sight of Jeremy's hard dick is shocking, and the crowd is amused or annoyed at the public sex playing out.]\n\nKevin: <Grunting as he sits on cock, having difficulty, about 15 seconds>\n\nJeremy: <Grunting while wedging cock into mouse butt, also having difficulty. 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Our own little otter toy to play with.\n\n[Murmuring ends.]\n\n[Fade from Dining Hall 3 to 2, slowly back to 1 to the end.]\n\n[Clothes sounds as Kevin starts to pull up his shorts.]\n\nLenny: Hey, what're you doing?\n\nKevin: Huh?\n\nLenny: You don't need those pants anymore. Everyone knows you're flat as a river-rock!\n\nKevin: But---\n\nJeremy: [Interrupts] Yeah, your pants just get in the way, now. What if I need to pee again?\n\nLenny: Yeah, or if I wanna fuck you.\n\nJeremy: Yeah, or that.\n\nLenny: It'll make us both real happy to see you waddling around school with no pants on. You want us to be happy otters, don't you?\n\nKevin: <Tiny whine, whimper.> Yes...\n\nLenny: GOOD. I'll just keep these. They'll be my trophy! You should be honorned.\n\n[Sounds of pants being picked up]\n\nLenny: Now go get something to eat. Oh, and would you pleeeaaase get us some more sushi while you're there?\n\nKevin: But! I gotta go real bad, now, and my crotch is all sticky, too!\n\nJeremy: Aw. You don't wanna let go of our presents so soon, do you?\n\nLenny: Yeah, aren't you happy you're full of otter piss? You should hang on to it as long as you can!\n\nKevin: <whimpers> But I---\n\nLenny: [Interrupts] Please go get food and then come back here? We'll even let you sit with us!\n\nKevin: [Physical discomfort] But... I... nnn. A-alright, Mr. Otter.\n\nLenny: There's a good toy!\n\n[Webby paw smack on butt.]\n\n[Short pause while Kevin leaves.]\n\nJeremy: [Sounding a little grossed out] You really want him to eat with us?\n\nLenny: [Laughing, wicked] I just wanna see how long he can hold it. I don't have classes for hours. I bet he's gonna have an accident.\n\nJeremy: [Amused] ...Iiii might leave before that happens. You're sick, Lenny.\n\nLenny: [Cheerful, singsong, Zorg-like] I knowww!\n\n[Increase volume of Dining Hall 1, as if we're returning to the crowd.]\n\n[Fade out as we leave the dining hall. End.]\n",
  "description_bbcode_parsed": "<span style='word-wrap: break-word;'>The script was written by <a style='border: none;' title='Nuke on Fur Affinity' rel='nofollow' href='https://furaffinity.net/user/Nuke'><img style='border: none; vertical-align: bottom; width: 14px; height: 14px;' width='14' height='14' src='https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/images80/contacttypes/internet-furaffinity.png' /></a>\n\t\t\t\t\t<a title='Nuke on Fur Affinity' rel='nofollow' href='https://furaffinity.net/user/Nuke'>Nuke</a><br />Kevin was played by <a style='border: none;' title='Nuke on Fur Affinity' rel='nofollow' href='https://furaffinity.net/user/Nuke'><img style='border: none; vertical-align: bottom; width: 14px; height: 14px;' width='14' height='14' src='https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/images80/contacttypes/internet-furaffinity.png' /></a>\n\t\t\t\t\t<a title='Nuke on Fur Affinity' rel='nofollow' href='https://furaffinity.net/user/Nuke'>Nuke</a><br />Jeremy was played by <a style='border: none;' title='qsharpe on Fur Affinity' rel='nofollow' href='https://furaffinity.net/user/qsharpe'><img style='border: none; vertical-align: bottom; width: 14px; height: 14px;' width='14' height='14' src='https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/images80/contacttypes/internet-furaffinity.png' /></a>\n\t\t\t\t\t<a title='qsharpe on Fur Affinity' rel='nofollow' href='https://furaffinity.net/user/qsharpe'>qsharpe</a><br /><br />The script is posted below!<br /><br />Keep in mind that I, Buddy Tippet, also am an author of some very dirty books published on Amazon in paperback and Kindle. <br /><br /><a href=\"https://www.amazon.com/Buddy-Tippet/e/B07C4VBJN9/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Click here for a list of all of my books!</a><br /><br />Enjoy the show!<br /><br />-----<br /><br />Merlin University 2<br /><br />[Ambi: Cafeteria, envelope down after a few seconds.]<br /><br />[It should sound a bit like we&#039;re panning through the crowd and settling on a conversation.]<br /><br />[Inaudible/barely audible conversation to mix into crowd ambi.]<br /><br />Jeremy: God, I had the most amazing sex last night. You would not believe how horny this girl was for me.<br /><br />Lenny: I already don&#039;t believe it. You&#039;re always acting like you&#039;re such a stud. Dick size isn&#039;t everything! Did it /really/ happen?<br /><br />[Fade in Conversation as we settle over the table.]<br /><br />Jeremy: Yeah, she was crazy for otters, Lenny! This lion chick was all over me. She put my thick rudder up her butt and she kept licking all over my paw webbing.<br /><br />Lenny: [Disbelieving] A lioness? Really, Jeremy? I&#039;m suprised she didn&#039;t just eat you. Lions are way stronger than otters like us. You&#039;re lucky to be alive... if it&#039;s /true/.<br /><br />Jeremy: Seriously, she was riding my dick, Dude!<br /><br />Lenny: [Still incredulous] Who was this, again?<br /><br />Jeremy: [Comedic, but solemn] A gentleman doesn&#039;t kiss and tell.<br /><br />Lenny: Yeah, right...I-- [Sees Kevin accross the room] Oh! [To Jeremy] Hold on a sec. [Shouting to Kevin to be heard over the din] Hey, Dickless!<br /><br />[short pause, no response]<br /><br />Lenny: [Louder] DICKLESS!<br /><br />[short pause, no response, crowd starting to quiet, envelope to dining hall 2]<br /><br />Lenny: [Louder] MOUSE!!<br /><br />[Fade between crowds ends here]<br /><br />Kevin: [From accross the room, confused.] Huh?<br /><br />Lenny: C&#039;mere, Dickless.<br /><br />[Long pause while Kevin walks over. Crowd slowly fades back to Dining hall 1 during conversation.]<br /><br />Lenny: Jeremy, meet Kevin. Kevin the dickless mouse.<br /><br />Jeremy:[Uncertain.] Uh...hi.<br /><br />Kevin: [Nervous, embarassed.] H-hello.<br /><br />Lenny: Dickless here will do anything otters ask him to.<br /><br />Jeremy: ...anything?<br /><br />Kevin: [Alarmed] Not ANYTHING! I... I wouldn&#039;t hurt anyone or... or make someone I cared about upset or something.<br /><br />Lenny: Yeah, I&#039;m still testing him to see where the limits are.<br /><br />Jeremy: Oh really? Hm. Then [Short pause, thinking] would you take off your pants for me, Kevin? I wanna see just how dickless you are.<br /><br />Kevin: [Shocked] H-here? In front of everyone??<br /><br />Jeremy: Yeah. If Lenny&#039;s telling the truth, you&#039;ve got &quot;nothing&quot; to hide. &lt;Chuckling at his own joke&gt;<br /><br />[Short pause, then undoing pants and dropping them.]<br /><br />[Lunchroom gets quiet again. Envelope back to lunchroom 2]<br /><br />Jeremy: Wow, he really is dickless. No cock at all.<br /><br />Lenny: Told ya! A total bitch for otters, too. Watch this. Hey, Dickless, how about you get down on your knees and open your mouth? I need to piss and I don&#039;t wanna get up.<br /><br />[Envelope to Lunchroom 3, quieter. This one contains some laughter, which is intentional. More people are starting to notice that Kevin&#039;s half-naked.]<br /><br />Kevin: [Gulps] W-wait, you&#039;re not saying you want me to---<br /><br />Lenny: [Interrupt. Sweetly, but wicked.] Uh-huh. I want you to drink it. Can I pleeeeeaase piss in your mouth, Kevin?<br /><br />[Short pause before Kevin gets to his knees]<br /><br />Jeremy: [Amazed] Holy shit, he&#039;s doing it!<br /><br />Lenny: That&#039;s a good otter urinal. Lemme just...<br /><br />[Unzip sound, maybe some fabric rustling as Lenny pulls out his cock.]<br /><br />[Fade in additional layer over quiet ambi: murmuring.]<br /><br />Lenny: [Lenny is emphasizing things here to subtly mock the mouse for being null] Alright, I&#039;m just gonna put my /cock/ in your /mouth/, Dickless.<br /><br />Kevin: [Cock sliding into mouth sounds!] Mmf!<br /><br />[Lunchroom get quiet, crowd murmuring as they watch.]<br /><br />Lenny: That&#039;s right, wrap your lips around it. Don&#039;t spill a drop, now. Drink it all. &lt;deep breath.&gt; [Concentrating, a bit grunty.] Just gotta... relax. &lt;Grunt from trying to pee&gt;<br /><br />[Long pause]<br /><br />Lenny: [Deep, relaxed breathing out] Ahhhh...<br /><br />Kevin: [A little surprised] Mmmf! &lt;Gulping down piss sounds for 30 seconds with occasional whimper.&gt;<br /><br />Lenny: [Overlayed with piss gulping. Encouraging, but mocking.] That&#039;s right. Just like that. There&#039;s a good mouse-toilet. Just keep gulpin&#039; it down. Mmmhm. Yeah, tastes strong, huh? I&#039;ve been holding it all morning. Good thing you came along. Bet you&#039;re just loving doing this in front of a crowd, too, huh?<br /><br />Kevin: &lt;Quiet whimper as he finishes gulping&gt;<br /><br />Lenny: Heh. [Playful mocking] You love embarassing yourself for otters, don&#039;t you? You&#039;d be hard as a rock... if you still had a /cock/! ...hey that rhymes! <br /><br />Lenny: &lt;Grunts, finishing peeing and forcing the last drops.&gt;<br /><br />Kevin: &lt;Gasping as Lenny pulls his dick out of the mouse&#039;s mouth with a little slurp sound.&gt; [Embarassed, whimpery] Oh god... y-yes. It feels like I&#039;m hard right now!<br /><br />[Zipper sound as Lenny puts away his dick.]<br /><br />Lenny: Ha! I bet.<br /><br />[Murmuring fades out.]<br /><br />Jeremy: &lt;Clears his throat, quietly.&gt; [Playful, pretending to be thoughtful] You knowwwww... I think /I/ need piss too.<br /><br />Kevin: [Alarmed] Hnh??<br /><br />Jeremy: Yeah! If you&#039;re /really/ an otter toy, you should come sit on my lap. I wanna pee in your butt.<br /><br />Kevin: W-wait-- I can&#039;t just---<br /><br />Lenny: [Interrupt] It&#039;s best if you make your request in the form of a question. Like Jeopardy!<br /><br />Kevin: What??<br /><br />Jeremy: Oh, I think I get it. Hang on. [Short pause as he leans forward, asking sweetly.] Kevin, can I pee in your butt?<br /><br />Kevin: I... o-kay.<br /><br />Jeremy: &lt;laughing, derisive&gt;<br /><br />[Jeremy unzips]<br /><br />Jeremy: [Very sweet] Okay. Just sit down, get all comfy around my dick, and I&#039;ll pee in your butt.<br /><br />Kevin: [Very embarassed] O-okay, Mr. Otter.<br /><br />[Short pause while Kevin stands up and sits in Jeremy&#039;s lap]<br /><br />[Murmuring comes back, louder, punctuated with the occasional laugh or gasp. The sight of Jeremy&#039;s hard dick is shocking, and the crowd is amused or annoyed at the public sex playing out.]<br /><br />Kevin: &lt;Grunting as he sits on cock, having difficulty, about 15 seconds&gt;<br /><br />Jeremy: &lt;Grunting while wedging cock into mouse butt, also having difficulty. About 15 seconds, closely followed by his next line.&gt;<br /><br />[Overlay Lenny&#039;s next lines a couple seconds after grunting starts]<br /><br />Lenny: Yeah! His cock is even bigger than yours. When you /had/ one! It&#039;s like two soda cans stacked on top of each other! Bet you wish you still had your big pisser, huh /Dickless?/<br /><br />Jeremy: &lt;One last grunt&gt; [A little frustrated] Tight! Okay, that&#039;s about as deep as we&#039;re gettin&#039; without lube. Just hold still for a second.<br /><br />Kevin: &lt;Whimpers&gt;<br /><br />Jeremy: &lt;Deep breath, holds it&gt;<br /><br />[Long Pause while Jeremy focuses.]<br /><br />Jeremy: [Relieved exhale] Ahhhh.<br /><br />Kevin: [Surprised!] Ah! Oh god I can feel it. It&#039;s so warm!<br /><br />Jeremy: Stop squirming, Dickless! I don&#039;t want my cock to slip out of your butt until I&#039;m done peeing.<br /><br />Lenny: [Very amused] Haaaa. Rub your paw on his crotch. That&#039;ll calm him down. He loves webbed paws. He calls them &quot;webbies!&quot;<br /><br />Kevin: [Excited] Webbies! Aaah!<br /><br />Jeremy: Like this? [short pause to start rubbing] You like that, Otter Toy?<br /><br />Kevin: Oh god, yes. [Almost cumming] Hhrrrmf. &lt;Panting and squirming and grunting while being peed in, 15 seconds.&gt;<br /><br />Lenny: [Overlayed, sweet, but mocking] Everyone&#039;s staring at you, Mousie. They can see what a dickless little slut you are for otters. Every otter in school is gonna knock on your door to borrow a cup of DAT ASS.<br /><br />Kevin: [A little panicked] Oh god. Aaah! Jeremy, I&#039;m getting really full!<br /><br />Kevin: &lt;More panting and grunting, 15 seconds.&gt;<br /><br />Jeremy: &lt;Grunt, forcing pee&gt; Just a little longer, Mousie. &lt;grunts again&gt; I want you to hold it inside you. &lt;Grunts to get the last bit of pee out&gt; &lt;thrusting grunt&gt; There---<br /><br />Kevin: [Interrupt] &lt;Squeaks and cums.&gt; HNNNGH! Oh god! &lt;panting&gt;<br /><br />[Crowd Gasp, more murmuring.]<br /><br />Jeremy: [Disgusted] Gross, it got cum on my paw.<br /><br />Lenny: Yup, null spots can still cum!<br /><br />Jeremy: Gimme a napkin.<br /><br />Lenny: [Gleeful] Here you go!<br /><br />Jeremy: Thanks.<br /><br />[Papery-napkin paw-cleaning noises]<br /><br />Jeremy: [Annoyed.] That&#039;s better. I&#039;ll wash my paws when we&#039;re done here. So much for saving me a trip to the bathroom. Okay. I want you to clench down on me, Mouse Hole. Don&#039;t you spill a single drop on my lap when I pull out.<br /><br />Kevin: [Struggling] O-Okay.<br /><br />Jeremy: &lt;Grunts as he pulls out, slowly, ending in a relieved grunt.&gt; Ah.<br /><br />Kevin: &lt;Squeaks as the tip of otter cock comes out.&gt;<br /><br />Jeremy: Hmm. Not a single drop. Good job. You&#039;re a /cute/ li&#039;l urinal.<br /><br />Kevin: [Shaky] Th-thank you.<br /><br />Jeremy: Give me another napkin, Dickless. Gonna wipe the last of the piss of my cock.<br /><br />[More napkin sounds, sound of pants zipping up.]<br /><br />Lenny: Isn&#039;t it awesome? Our own little otter toy to play with.<br /><br />[Murmuring ends.]<br /><br />[Fade from Dining Hall 3 to 2, slowly back to 1 to the end.]<br /><br />[Clothes sounds as Kevin starts to pull up his shorts.]<br /><br />Lenny: Hey, what&#039;re you doing?<br /><br />Kevin: Huh?<br /><br />Lenny: You don&#039;t need those pants anymore. Everyone knows you&#039;re flat as a river-rock!<br /><br />Kevin: But---<br /><br />Jeremy: [Interrupts] Yeah, your pants just get in the way, now. What if I need to pee again?<br /><br />Lenny: Yeah, or if I wanna fuck you.<br /><br />Jeremy: Yeah, or that.<br /><br />Lenny: It&#039;ll make us both real happy to see you waddling around school with no pants on. You want us to be happy otters, don&#039;t you?<br /><br />Kevin: &lt;Tiny whine, whimper.&gt; Yes...<br /><br />Lenny: GOOD. I&#039;ll just keep these. They&#039;ll be my trophy! You should be honorned.<br /><br />[Sounds of pants being picked up]<br /><br />Lenny: Now go get something to eat. Oh, and would you pleeeaaase get us some more sushi while you&#039;re there?<br /><br />Kevin: But! I gotta go real bad, now, and my crotch is all sticky, too!<br /><br />Jeremy: Aw. You don&#039;t wanna let go of our presents so soon, do you?<br /><br />Lenny: Yeah, aren&#039;t you happy you&#039;re full of otter piss? You should hang on to it as long as you can!<br /><br />Kevin: &lt;whimpers&gt; But I---<br /><br />Lenny: [Interrupts] Please go get food and then come back here? We&#039;ll even let you sit with us!<br /><br />Kevin: [Physical discomfort] But... I... nnn. A-alright, Mr. Otter.<br /><br />Lenny: There&#039;s a good toy!<br /><br />[Webby paw smack on butt.]<br /><br />[Short pause while Kevin leaves.]<br /><br />Jeremy: [Sounding a little grossed out] You really want him to eat with us?<br /><br />Lenny: [Laughing, wicked] I just wanna see how long he can hold it. I don&#039;t have classes for hours. I bet he&#039;s gonna have an accident.<br /><br />Jeremy: [Amused] ...Iiii might leave before that happens. You&#039;re sick, Lenny.<br /><br />Lenny: [Cheerful, singsong, Zorg-like] I knowww!<br /><br />[Increase volume of Dining Hall 1, as if we&#039;re returning to the crowd.]<br /><br />[Fade out as we leave the dining hall. End.]<br /></span>",
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