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Lab Sounds.]\n\nFluke: Um... This is lab Ferros report number 17 er uh ah---\n\nFerros: [Interrupt.] [Screaming.] What are you doing?! This is way too important for you to do the announcement!\n\nFluke: Ow ow ow!! Sorry!\n\n[Fur getting beat on a bit.]\n\nFerros: I told you to turn it on not do all the fucking work!\n\nFluke: [Stressed.] I'm sorry, Papa Ferros.\n\nGordy: [Distant.] Can I also beat up on Fluke... and /rape/ him?\n\nFluke: Um...\n\nFerros: It's all ruined now. I was supposed to make the fucking announcement!\n\nNuke: Perhaps you could start the recording over.\n\n[Pause.]\n\nFerros: [Whimpering pathetically.] I guess so sure. Yeah, why not.\n\n[BEEP BEEP BEEP Pause. BEEP BEEP]\n\nFerros: This is Ferros Report number 17! And we are about to fire---\n\nGordy: [Interrupt.] The Death Raaaaay! WOOOO HOOOO!!!! [Long Pause.] Daddy Ferros?\n\nFerros: [Screaming.] THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE MY BIG FUCKING MOMENT! CAN'T YOU ALL JUST SHUT UP FOR LONG ENOUGH FOR ME TO FINISH THIS PROPERLY?!\n\nGordy: [Sad and cute.] But I was helping.\n\nFluke: Gordy, why don't you come over here and touch me inappropriately for a bit.\n\nGordy: ooOOOooo! That sounds fun.\n\nNuke: Try again, Ferros.\n\nFerros: Rassin frassin--\n\n[BEEP BEEP BEEP Pause. Beep Beep.]\n\nFerros: [Angrily speaks quickly.] This is Ferros Report 17! The death ray is finally complete and we're going to fire it and destroy the whole universe! [Pause.] Anybody have anything they wanna say to ruin the moment here?\n\nFluke: [Grunting for 15 seconds.]\n\nGordy: [Making nasty chuckles and pervy noises for 15 seconds.]\n\nNuke: I think you're good, Ferros.\n\nFerros: [A little surprised.] I am?\n\nNuke: Yes.\n\nFerros: I can fire it and everything?\n\nNuke: You may proceed.\n\nFerros: Finally! Fuck this whole world! Fuck this whole universe! I hope everyone fucking dies! HAHAHAHAAHA! 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The script is posted below!

Keep in mind that I, Buddy Tippet, also am an author of some very dirty books published on Amazon in paperback and Kindle.

Click here for a list of all of my books!

Also consider buying me a coffee to help keep me going.

https://ko-fi.com/buddytippet

Enjoy the show!


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[Beep beep! Lab Sounds.]

Fluke: Um... This is lab Ferros report number 17 er uh ah---

Ferros: [Interrupt.] [Screaming.] What are you doing?! This is way too important for you to do the announcement!

Fluke: Ow ow ow!! Sorry!

[Fur getting beat on a bit.]

Ferros: I told you to turn it on not do all the fucking work!

Fluke: [Stressed.] I'm sorry, Papa Ferros.

Gordy: [Distant.] Can I also beat up on Fluke... and /rape/ him?

Fluke: Um...

Ferros: It's all ruined now. I was supposed to make the fucking announcement!

Nuke: Perhaps you could start the recording over.

[Pause.]

Ferros: [Whimpering pathetically.] I guess so sure. Yeah, why not.

[BEEP BEEP BEEP Pause. BEEP BEEP]

Ferros: This is Ferros Report number 17! And we are about to fire---

Gordy: [Interrupt.] The Death Raaaaay! WOOOO HOOOO!!!! [Long Pause.] Daddy Ferros?

Ferros: [Screaming.] THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE MY BIG FUCKING MOMENT! CAN'T YOU ALL JUST SHUT UP FOR LONG ENOUGH FOR ME TO FINISH THIS PROPERLY?!

Gordy: [Sad and cute.] But I was helping.

Fluke: Gordy, why don't you come over here and touch me inappropriately for a bit.

Gordy: ooOOOooo! That sounds fun.

Nuke: Try again, Ferros.

Ferros: Rassin frassin--

[BEEP BEEP BEEP Pause. Beep Beep.]

Ferros: [Angrily speaks quickly.] This is Ferros Report 17! The death ray is finally complete and we're going to fire it and destroy the whole universe! [Pause.] Anybody have anything they wanna say to ruin the moment here?

Fluke: [Grunting for 15 seconds.]

Gordy: [Making nasty chuckles and pervy noises for 15 seconds.]

Nuke: I think you're good, Ferros.

Ferros: [A little surprised.] I am?

Nuke: Yes.

Ferros: I can fire it and everything?

Nuke: You may proceed.

Ferros: Finally! Fuck this whole world! Fuck this whole universe! I hope everyone fucking dies! HAHAHAHAAHA! When I pull this trigger, not even God can stop me from destroying his very Creation!

Nuke: Um... Ferros.

Ferros: This is it! Nothing can stop my ultimate--

[Loud click interrupts and there is a long power down noise. All lab sounds stop. Replace with silent room noise.]

Gordy: Hey, the lights went out. Where is everybody? Did we destroy the everything?

Fluke: Papa Ferros? Papa Nuke? Are you still there?

Nuke: Yeah, we're here. The power seems to have gone out.

Ferros: [Traumatized.] I... I was about to pull the trigger.

Nuke: Ferros, did either one of us remember to pay the power bill?

Ferros: The power bill? [Pause.] I was about to destroy the fucking universe, and I have to worry about paying the fucking power bill?! AAAAGGHHHHHH!!!! [Glass breaks and suddenly freaks out.] Oh fuck! Is this acid?! It's acid! <Screams as he gurgles and melts into nothing.>

Fluke: I guess we'll have to postpone destroying the universe for tomorrow.

Nuke: <Deep Breath.> Well, I suppose You find this very funny. I can hardly blame You, though. Ferros really does not know when to stop being defiant.

Fluke: Uh... I didn't---

Nuke: [Interrupt.] Not you, Fluke. Still, I'm glad He has a sense of humor. <Soft chuckle.> Even if it /is/ very inconvenient. Fluke, call the power company.

Fluke: On it!

Gordy: Hey, I found Ferros. He feels like ice cream.

Fluke: End of log.

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