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The script is posted below!

Keep in mind that I, Buddy Tippet, also am an author of some very dirty books published on Amazon in paperback and Kindle.

Click here for a list of all of my books!

Also consider buying me a coffee to help keep me going.

https://ko-fi.com/buddytippet

Enjoy the show!


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[Beep and lab ambi]

Ferros: Screwdriver!

Fluke: Here.

[Squeaky Tinkering for 10 seconds]

Fluke: This is Log #15 by the way.

Ferros: [Immediately after Fluke speaks] Wrench!

Fluke: Here.

[Metal tinkering]

Fluke: Ferros is finally beginning to finish the Death Ray. I'm helping him out.

Ferros: Hammer!

Fluke: Here.

[Banging on metal]

Fluke: [Struggling to speak between annoying hammers] He seems... to be getting... a lot... closer to... finishing---

Ferros: Sandwich!

Fluke: [Confused] What?

Ferros: [Impatient] SANDWICH!

Fluke: What do you... Oh... Here.

Ferros: <Annoying aggressive open-mouth omnom sounds for a bit> Hazard clamp!

Fluke: Here.

[Weird radioactive sounds]

Fluke: It really is starting to look like a giant gun of some kind. I mean it...has the shape of a gun... or a cannon. There's no barrel or anything. It just has more of a curved conical shape with little rings around it. I wonder what the rings are for.

Ferros: It's to make it look futuristically menacing. Open that hatch there for me. Be quick about it.

[Squeaky hinge.]

Fluke: Got it.

[Metal clink]

Ferros: [Intense] Close it! Close it!

[Metal clank]

Fluke: Wow. It's... glowing.

Ferros: [Proud] Yeah. [Pause] I think my dopple actually was on to something. [Pause] I just had to restructure a few things in order to make the Dopple Core useful... but it's essentially the same idea. It was /my/ idea. [Under breath] The better one.

Fluke: It glows the same color as Daddy Nuke.

Ferros: Oh, that's a side effect of the plutonium. But I made sure it would show really good... especially in the scifi rings. [Pause] Also I used radium paint along the sides there. <Little chuckle> I'm probably gonna lose all my fur and teeth, but it'll be worth it in the end.

Fluke: Where /is/ Daddy Nuke?

Ferros: He said he had some important reading to do or something. He promised he'll be here to install the core, though!

[Plap plap plap plap plap]

Gordy: OooooOOOooooo! Pretty glowing green thingy! I bet it's delicious!

Ferros: No, don't you dare eat it, Gordy!

Gordy: I wanna see it blow everything up! Can I pull the trigger, Daddy Ferros?! Pllleaaasseeeee?!

Ferros: I haven't even installed a trigger yet! And even if I had, I'm gonna be the one to pull the fucking trigger!

Gordy: Can I at least stand in front of it when you fire it? I wanna see how it works.

Ferros: [Shocked] What?! Are you completely out of your--- [Calm suddenly] Actually sure. Yeah. Go ahead.

Gordy: Woohoo! Yeah! I'm gonna see it way up close!

Fluke: What do you have left to do, Papa Ferros?

Ferros: Just... install the Dopple Core... and get the triggering mechanism in place. And then... After a few /really/ complicated calculations... I'm gonna fire it.

Fluke: And then what, Papa?

Ferros: And then... [Pause] Everybody dies.

[Long Pause]

Gordy: [So excited that he's squeaky] ooooOOOOOOoooooo. So many corpses to rape.

Fluke: [Clears throat] End of Log 15.

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