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Get out here. I had to spend the whole day in public and I'm itching to kill something. Your sweet, fat ferret body cracks so nicely in my strong tanuki paws.\n\n[Pause]\n\nNuke: Ferros? I know you're here somewhere. I can smell you. Come out.\n\n[Pause]\n\nNuke: Hmm? What's this? You really shouldn't leave the \"Ferros Core\" lying around on the floor. I'll just put it away for you, and then we'll get started. Least I can do before I kill you. \n\nFerros: [Jumps out, victorious] HA!\n\n[Zappy sound, ice crackling]\n\n[Faint ice crackling ambi]\n\nFerros: I got you, Nuke! My freeze ray really works! Now you're TRAPPED in ICE! I'm gonna be calling the shots around here! That's right, I, Ferros the Ferret, have defeated Nuke the Tanuki! No more side-projects! No more stupid magic! Nothing but building my death ray! Hahaha. Look at you!\n\n[Tapping ice sound, possibly glass sound effect.]\n\nFerros: I'm so glad I started the recorder before you walked in! [Happy] All riiight! This is log number 13! After long hours of testing--[hesitant, embarassed muttering] and repeated death by full-body frostbite--I've gotten a huge payoff! Nuke is trapped in a full-body coating of ice! All that's left is to stuff him into this deep-freeze chamber I prepared ahead of time and I can get back to what's really important: THE DEATH RAY! No more worrying about Nuke's stupid magic septum ring or getting him a dick or whatever he was talking about. I'll keep Fluke around to help me. He's halfway competent. Gordy will protect the lair, and I can run around doing whatever murder and mayhem I want to blow off steam and damn Nuke's lectures about keeping a low profile!\n\n[Ice cracking ambi fades into agressive ice cracking.]\n\nFerros: Yup, everything is going to plan! I'll just wheel him in there--Wait, what's that sound?\n\n[Ice cracks and crashes]\n\nFerros: Ack!-- [Wheezing, barely able to get it out] Master... How... hand... free?\n\nFerros: \n\n[Louder ice crack and crash]\n\n[Ferros is going to do a lot of chocking and struggling while Nuke talks. Maybe record a couple minutes of it.]\n\nNuke: [Malicious glee] Ferros, I have to admit that you really surprised me.\n\nFerros: [Choking for air] Master... please... can't breathe...\n\nFerros: \n\nNuke: I'll give you points for getting the drop on me. An ice-beam, though? Very foolish. That's the proper term for it, you know. Ice-beam. Freeze rays are for halting the forward movement of time.\n\nFerros: [Choking for air] Ice-beam... STUPID name! \n\nFerros: \n\nNuke: Ferros, Ferros. This is why I'm the master and you're the minion. You just can't see the bigger picture. Alright, come over here.\n\n[Thumping Nuke walk, four steps]\n\n[Chalk writing sounds, continue while Nuke talks.]\n\nNuke: I'm not much for science, but I do like math. We use it in magic all the time, you know. I also /do/ understand basic thermodynamics... and physics! Things you can see and touch are very important. Here are the equations for how much thermal energy I generate. See?\n\nFerros: \n\nNuke: And here's a representation of the physical strength I can bring to bear at any moment. My body is very dense, but not as dense as your cute little head.\n\nFerros: \n\nNuke: Freezing things is very inefficient. You have to /remove/ heat to do it. But you already know that, don't you? It takes a lot of power, so here's how we find how much thermal energy you'd have to move to overcome my internal heat /and/ my physical strength. That's what you need to overcome. It's a lot of power. See?\n\nFerros: [Wheezing, struggling] Mmmhmmm!\n\nNuke: Are you sure? I think you could use a closer look. Here.\n\n[Body thump and crunch as Ferros's face is slammed against the chalk board.]\n\nNuke: How was that? Sinking in?\n\nFerros: [Dazed] Habahubuhbuh...\n\nNuke: No? Take another look!\n\n[Another thump and crunch.]\n\nFerros: \n\nNuke: No, no no. 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Wondering why you can't breathe, even though I've released you? I crushed your windpipe, Ferros. That's it. Shhh. Shhhh. Just relax. Your head's swimming. I can see your eyes glazing over, even under all the swelling from your injuries.\n\nNuke: [Getting more loving as Ferros dies.] You're so cute, Ferros. Sometimes, I wish I could watch that light of yours go out forever. I'd freeze you in my memory, just like this.\n\n[Short pause]\n\nNuke: Ahh, now you're gone. My adorable ferret. \n\nNuke: \n\nNuke: Hmm, what's this? Oh, I got one of your broken teeth in my mouth while I kissed you. That's way more romantic than gum, don't you think?\n\n[Pause]\n\nNuke: Ah, Ferros. You really are the perfect henchman, you know that? You give me every excuse you can to kill you. There's no one else I'd rather spend eternity with.\n\nNuke: \n\n[Flump of body falling to the floor as Nuke drops Ferros.]\n\nNuke: Hmmm. It's gotten really messy in here. All this blood and gore doens't help, either.\n\n[Chalk writing sounds]\n\nNuke: Ferros... clean up... your lab... Heart... Nuke.\n\nNuke: There. Well, better luck next time, Ferros. End of log.\n\n[Beep beep beep]", "description_bbcode_parsed": "Nuke was played with \n\t\t\t\t\tNuke
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The script is posted below!

Keep in mind that I, Buddy Tippet, also am an author of some very dirty books published on Amazon in paperback and Kindle.

Click here for a list of all of my books!

Also consider buying me a coffee to help keep me going.

https://ko-fi.com/buddytippet

Enjoy the show!


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[Beep beep]

[Lab Ambi]

[Door open, close]

Nuke: Ferros! Get out here. I had to spend the whole day in public and I'm itching to kill something. Your sweet, fat ferret body cracks so nicely in my strong tanuki paws.

[Pause]

Nuke: Ferros? I know you're here somewhere. I can smell you. Come out.

[Pause]

Nuke: Hmm? What's this? You really shouldn't leave the "Ferros Core" lying around on the floor. I'll just put it away for you, and then we'll get started. Least I can do before I kill you. <Grunts as he bends over and picks it up>

Ferros: [Jumps out, victorious] HA!

[Zappy sound, ice crackling]

[Faint ice crackling ambi]

Ferros: I got you, Nuke! My freeze ray really works! Now you're TRAPPED in ICE! I'm gonna be calling the shots around here! That's right, I, Ferros the Ferret, have defeated Nuke the Tanuki! No more side-projects! No more stupid magic! Nothing but building my death ray! Hahaha. Look at you!

[Tapping ice sound, possibly glass sound effect.]

Ferros: I'm so glad I started the recorder before you walked in! [Happy] All riiight! This is log number 13! After long hours of testing--[hesitant, embarassed muttering] and repeated death by full-body frostbite--I've gotten a huge payoff! Nuke is trapped in a full-body coating of ice! All that's left is to stuff him into this deep-freeze chamber I prepared ahead of time and I can get back to what's really important: THE DEATH RAY! No more worrying about Nuke's stupid magic septum ring or getting him a dick or whatever he was talking about. I'll keep Fluke around to help me. He's halfway competent. Gordy will protect the lair, and I can run around doing whatever murder and mayhem I want to blow off steam and damn Nuke's lectures about keeping a low profile!

[Ice cracking ambi fades into agressive ice cracking.]

Ferros: Yup, everything is going to plan! I'll just wheel him in there--Wait, what's that sound?

[Ice cracks and crashes]

Ferros: Ack!--<choke, cut off> [Wheezing, barely able to get it out] Master... How... hand... free?

Ferros: <Choking sounds>

[Louder ice crack and crash]

[Ferros is going to do a lot of chocking and struggling while Nuke talks. Maybe record a couple minutes of it.]

Nuke: [Malicious glee] Ferros, I have to admit that you really surprised me.

Ferros: [Choking for air] Master... please... can't breathe...

Ferros: <Choking sounds>

Nuke: <Chuckles> I'll give you points for getting the drop on me. An ice-beam, though? Very foolish. That's the proper term for it, you know. Ice-beam. Freeze rays are for halting the forward movement of time.

Ferros: [Choking for air] Ice-beam... STUPID name! <loud wheeze>

Ferros: <choking sounds>

Nuke: <Chuckles> Ferros, Ferros. This is why I'm the master and you're the minion. You just can't see the bigger picture. Alright, come over here.

[Thumping Nuke walk, four steps]

[Chalk writing sounds, continue while Nuke talks.]

Nuke: I'm not much for science, but I do like math. We use it in magic all the time, you know. I also /do/ understand basic thermodynamics... and physics! Things you can see and touch are very important. Here are the equations for how much thermal energy I generate. See?

Ferros: <Acknowledging choke>

Nuke: And here's a representation of the physical strength I can bring to bear at any moment. My body is very dense, but not as dense as your cute little head.

Ferros: <Whimper>

Nuke: Freezing things is very inefficient. You have to /remove/ heat to do it. But you already know that, don't you? It takes a lot of power, so here's how we find how much thermal energy you'd have to move to overcome my internal heat /and/ my physical strength. That's what you need to overcome. It's a lot of power. See?

Ferros: [Wheezing, struggling] Mmmhmmm!

Nuke: Are you sure? I think you could use a closer look. Here.

[Body thump and crunch as Ferros's face is slammed against the chalk board.]

Nuke: How was that? Sinking in?

Ferros: [Dazed] Habahubuhbuh...

Nuke: No? Take another look!

[Another thump and crunch.]

Ferros: <Dazed babbling.>

Nuke: No, no no. That's not right at all. We're going to have to really drive this point home.

[Several Thumps and crunches, getting sqishier.]

Nuke: There. I'm sure you're getting it, now.

Ferros: <Gurgles>

Nuke: Mmm. Ferros, you're so adorable like this. I love messing up your pretty face. Look at that. You've got a fear boner, too.

Ferros: <Surprised, inquisitive sound like 'I do?'>

Nuke: They say asphyxiation orgasms are very intense. That's why autoerotic asphyxiation is so popular. Why don't we test that out? It's been awhile since I've sucked dick.

Ferros: <Inquisitive 'what?' type whimper sound, cut off by a choke.>

Nuke: <30 seconds of cock-sucking slurp sounds.>

[Occasional crunch sound as Nuke tightens his grip.]

Ferros: <20 (yes 20) seconds of struggling-wheezing moaning, suddenly cut off right as orgasm begins.>

[Loud crunch sound as Nuke crushes Ferros' windpipe at the 20 second mark.]

Nuke: <Pops off cock after the 30 second mark.>

[Possibly rustling and struggling sounds as Ferros scrabbles at his own throat.]

Nuke: Heh. I love making you cum while you die. Look at you. Wondering why you can't breathe, even though I've released you? I crushed your windpipe, Ferros. That's it. Shhh. Shhhh. Just relax. Your head's swimming. I can see your eyes glazing over, even under all the swelling from your injuries.

Nuke: [Getting more loving as Ferros dies.] You're so cute, Ferros. Sometimes, I wish I could watch that light of yours go out forever. I'd freeze you in my memory, just like this.

[Short pause]

Nuke: Ahh, now you're gone. <a little sigh> My adorable ferret.

Nuke: <Makeout sounds.>

Nuke: Hmm, what's this? Oh, I got one of your broken teeth in my mouth while I kissed you. That's way more romantic than gum, don't you think?

[Pause]

Nuke: Ah, Ferros. You really are the perfect henchman, you know that? You give me every excuse you can to kill you. There's no one else I'd rather spend eternity with.

Nuke: <Little kiss sound>

[Flump of body falling to the floor as Nuke drops Ferros.]

Nuke: Hmmm. It's gotten really messy in here. All this blood and gore doens't help, either.

[Chalk writing sounds]

Nuke: Ferros... clean up... your lab... Heart... Nuke.

Nuke: There. Well, better luck next time, Ferros. End of log.

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