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I think this is recording, now. Strange contraption. Hello. I&#039;m using one of Ferros&#039; recorders to keep a record of this &#039;experiment&#039;. If I&#039;m successful, I want someone to find the vestiges of this place and find this log.<br /><br />[Pause]<br /><br />Nuke: Please know that it was through the efforts of Ferros and his duplicating machine that I was finally able to free myself of this wretched curse, laid on me by dwarven wizards. I&#039;m going to use his duplicating machine to make a copy of myself. That copy will most likely be free of this nose ring. Upon doing so, he will put me out of my misery in the sexiest way possible. I hope he cuts my head off and fucks my neck hole, since he&#039;ll be able to grow a dick.<br /><br />[Pause]<br /><br />Nuke: Anyway. This is log number... well, I&#039;m not sure. Ten sounds like a good number. I&#039;m going to throw this lever. Judging by Ferros&#039; reaction, it&#039;s going to hurt quite a bit.<br /><br />[Lever thrown sound]<br /><br />[Electrical buzzing noises]<br /><br />Nuke: Hmmmm. It tickles.<br /><br />?????: &lt;Screaming, rezzing in.&gt;<br /><br />[Electrical noise ramps up, leading to an explosion.]<br /><br />Nuke: &lt;Grunts.&gt; Well, that is the end of that device. So much smoke... but was it successful?<br /><br />?????: H-hello? Who&#039;s there?<br /><br />Nuke: Hmmm. Fascinating.<br /><br />?????: Another tanuki? That&#039;s... weird. You&#039;re green.<br /><br />Nuke: I am. And you are... not. Your coloring appears typical for one of the species.<br /><br />?????: Of course! I&#039;m just a tanuki!<br /><br />Nuke: Indeed, you are. How curious. Tell me, what do you remember?<br /><br />?????: What do you mean?<br /><br />Nuke: Let&#039;s start with something simple. What&#039;s your name?<br /><br />?????: I... I don&#039;t know. [A bit panicked] Why don&#039;t I know my own name?<br /><br />Nuke: Interesting. Language is American English, so you have something in that head of yours. What&#039;s two plus two?<br /><br />?????: ...four? <br /><br />Nuke: And what&#039;s the capital of Delaware?<br /><br />?????: I don&#039;t know!<br /><br />Nuke: Me, either, admittedly. Hmm. What about family? Parents? Childhood? You&#039;re clearly an adult... a mature one. Similar to my own apparent age.<br /><br />[Pause as he tries to remember]<br /><br />?????: No! No, nothing! Please, mister, you have to help me. Who are you? Where is this? Who am I???<br /><br /><br />Nuke: Remain calm. My name is Nuke. You are in the lab of my henchman, Ferros. As for who you are, that remains to be seen. I was attempting to copy myself. You do look remarkably like me, but clearly something went wrong. I am not sure what.<br /><br />?????: I&#039;m... a copy of you? But not you? Does that make you, like, my dad or something?<br /><br />Nuke: [Brightens] I suppose it does. In a way, Ferros is as well.<br /><br />Gordy: [Distant] Papa Nuke? Did something go boom? Is Daddy Ferros dead again? Can I rape his corpse?<br /><br />?????: [Startled] Aaaah! What&#039;s that?<br /><br />Nuke: Another of Ferros&#039; experiments. A reanimated rat. Do be cautious around him. He can transform into something much larger and more dangerous.<br /><br />[Plappy rat feet sounds]<br /><br />Gordy: Hi! I&#039;m Gordy the rat monster! I like death, destruction... and ice cream! <br /><br />?????: Uhhh... hi?<br /><br />Gordy: What&#039;s your name? Are you my new brother?<br /><br />?????: Uhhh...<br /><br />[Door open]<br /><br />Ferros: Master, I&#039;m back! <br /><br />[Door close]<br /><br />Ferros: I think I got everything I need for the next phase of building the death ray! [Pauses] Wait, why is there a ton of smoke? [Sees ????? ] INTRUDER! I&#039;LL TAKE CARE OF HIM, MASTER! I&#039;LL USE MY LATEST INVENTION!<br /><br />?????: Wait, WHAT?<br /><br />[Nuke footstep thump]<br /><br />[Zap sound]<br /><br />Nuke: [annoyed] ...ow.<br /><br />Ferros: Master, why are you protecting the intruder?? Get out of the way!<br /><br />Nuke: Ferros... this is... uh.<br /><br />Gordy: My new brother!<br /><br />Ferros: Wat?<br /><br />Nuke: I used the duplicator. It appears I overloaded it and it didn&#039;t quite work the way it was supposed to.<br /><br />Ferros: Oh. Ohhhh. So he&#039;s a /failed/ experiment! [Gleeful] Great! That means you won&#039;t mind if I /kill/ him.<br /><br />?????: HUNH?<br /><br />Nuke: I&#039;m afraid that will have to wait Ferros. We need to study him and discover why the duplication failed. I&#039;m guessing he has none of my powers or abilities, but I would like to confirm that. Then I need you to do &quot;science&quot; on him.<br /><br />Ferros: [Disappointed] Right... I guess so. I&#039;ll run genetic tests, stress tests, maybe do a little dissection...<br /><br />Nuke: Nothing fatal.<br /><br />Ferros: A /very little/ dissection.<br /><br />?????: I don&#039;t wanna be dissected!<br /><br />Nuke: No dissecting him, Ferros.<br /><br />Gordy: Can I eat him, Papa Nuke?<br /><br />Nuke: No. <br /><br />Gordy: Awh. Can I rape him?<br /><br />?????: ...I mean, I do like getting fucked in the ass, I think.<br /><br />Nuke: Probably not, then. But you can /fuck/ him.<br /><br />?????: Yeah, that&#039;s... alright, I guess.<br /><br />Ferros: [A little grumpy] Fine. What&#039;s his name? I&#039;m not gonna just call him &#039;Hey you!&#039;<br /><br />Nuke: Hmm. Let&#039;s call him &quot;Fluke.&quot;<br /><br />Fluke: Oh. Uh... alright.<br /><br />Gordy: Hi, Fluke! Welcome to the family! Can I fuck your butt, now?<br /><br />Ferros: No! Get out of here, Gordy! Show him around! I don&#039;t care!<br /><br />Gordy: Awwh. Okay, I&#039;ll show you around the lair, Fluke. Come on! Then we can have sex.<br /><br />Fluke: Uh... well, okay.<br /><br />Gordy: Yeah, it&#039;s better to do what our daddies say, so they don&#039;t get all yelly and murdery.<br /><br />[Little plap sounds]<br /><br />Ferros: I&#039;m not your daddy, dammit!<br /><br />Nuke: Hmmm.<br /><br />Ferros: What?? I mean, uh? What&#039;s up, Master?<br /><br />Nuke: Nothing, Ferros... <br /><br />Ferros: Oh, hey, the recorder&#039;s on. <br /><br />[Beep and end.]</span>",
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