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I was just trying to show our friends at home how to---\n\nFerros: [Interrupts way early into Gordy's line. Approaching recorder.] I don't want you getting all your nasty, little rat droppings all over my stuff! Get the fuck out of my lab, half breed!\n\nGordy: [Fading to distant] Daddy Ferros, I was just making the coffee and it's full of a really bad poison that will probably do really bad things if you drink it!\n\nFerros: [Yelling angrily over Gordy] Why are you arguing with me?! Stop talking and get out! Go out the door! Fucking get out of my lab! Why are you still here! FUCKING GO AWAY!\n\nGordy: [Distant] But the coffee, daddy! It's not good! Okay okay okay! I'm going!\n\nFerros: [Yelling angrily over Gordy] Shut up! I'm in a fucking bad mood! Get the fuck out!\n\n[Metal door slams shut]\n\nFerros: Fucking idiot rat. He thinks that just because he's a monster, he can do anything he fucking wants. 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The script is posted below!

Keep in mind that I, Buddy Tippet, also am an author of some very dirty books published on Amazon in paperback and Kindle.

Click here for a list of all of my books!

Also consider buying me a coffee to help keep me going.

https://ko-fi.com/buddytippet

Enjoy the show!


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[Beep bee. Lab ambi]

[Gordy is normal in this audio]

Gordy: Welcome to the evil Gordy show of eeeviill! I am borrowing Daddy Ferros' recording doohickey to show you all how to make poison coffee. You never know when you need to kill someone you don't like.

Gordy: [Enthusiastically] It's time for us to begin. Here we have a cup of coffee.

[Mug set on counter]

Gordy: And here we have soluble cyanide capsules. Yum yum! Cyanide is my favorite flavor! <Horrible goofy laugh>

Gordy: Okay! Now all you have to do is plop one or three capsules into the coffee like this.

[Bloop bloop bloop!]

Gordy: Make sure the coffee is hot so that it mixes faster. And after that, you've made coffee that will kill somebody! Just remember not to drink it yourself! <Goofy laughter>

[Metal door slams open]

Ferros: [Distant and pissed off] Gordy! How many times have I told you to stay away from my equipment!

Gordy: [Surprised he got caught] Daddy Ferros! I was just trying to show our friends at home how to---

Ferros: [Interrupts way early into Gordy's line. Approaching recorder.] I don't want you getting all your nasty, little rat droppings all over my stuff! Get the fuck out of my lab, half breed!

Gordy: [Fading to distant] Daddy Ferros, I was just making the coffee and it's full of a really bad poison that will probably do really bad things if you drink it!

Ferros: [Yelling angrily over Gordy] Why are you arguing with me?! Stop talking and get out! Go out the door! Fucking get out of my lab! Why are you still here! FUCKING GO AWAY!

Gordy: [Distant] But the coffee, daddy! It's not good! Okay okay okay! I'm going!

Ferros: [Yelling angrily over Gordy] Shut up! I'm in a fucking bad mood! Get the fuck out!

[Metal door slams shut]

Ferros: Fucking idiot rat. He thinks that just because he's a monster, he can do anything he fucking wants. I ought to put him back in the grave where I found him.

Ferros: [Pleasantly surprised] Hey, some hot coffee. Damn, I'm a wreck. I sure could use some coffee right now.

[Metal door opens.]

Gordy: [Distant] Daddy Ferros, the coffee isn't good for you! I was making it to show how to kill someone! You should throw it out. Okay, I'm going! Sorry! Sorrrry!

Ferros: [Yelling angrily over Gordy] Gordy! Gordy, fucking get the fuck out of my lab or I'll undo all your stitches, you fucking piece of energized rat meat! GET OUT! Yeah, you better be sorry!

[Metal door slams]

Ferros: <Grumpy huff> Fucking idiot. Anyways... some for a nice hot cup of coffee.

[Sluurrrp. Table set.]

Ferros: [Peaceful] Aaaahhhh. <Chokes and gargles suddenly>

[Head hitting table]

Ferros: <Death gargles and then final breath>

[Long Pause]

[Sound of a recording being sped up]

[Long Pause]

Ferros: <Gasps for air> Ahh! What? Huh? [Pause] Did I fall asleep? [Pause] Huh... Hey! Coffee.

[Sluurrrp. Table set.]

Ferros: Hmm. It's kind of cold. <Chokes and gargles suddenly>

[Head hitting table]

Ferros: <Death gargles and then final breath>

[Long Pause]

[Sound of a recording being sped up]

Ferros: <Gasps for air> Huh?! Wait... Did I die? [Pause] Hmmm. I think I was dead... but... what killed me? [Pause] Well, here's a cup of coffee I can drink while I try and solve this mystery.

[Sluurrrp. Table set.]

Ferros: [Disgusted] Bleh. I should have warmed it up first. <Chokes and gargles suddenly>

[Head hitting table]

Ferros: <Death gargles and then final breath>

[Long Pause]

[Sound of a recording being sped up]

Nuke: Ferros? [Long Pause] Ferros, why are you dead?

Ferros: <Gasps for air> What? Dead? Oh, I was trying to figure that out.

Nuke: [Suspicious] Hmmm.

[Coffee cup pick up]

Ferros: One sec. I gotta go get Gordy back in here. He may be an annoying idiot, but he makes one hell of a cup of coffee. Gonna get him to make more of it for me.

[Metal door opens and closes]

[Long Pause]

Nuke: Something's just... different about him. [Pause] I just can't put my finger on it.

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