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I must have forgotten about it...\n\nDopple: And then re-remembered it!\n\nFerros: Yes!\n\n[They celebrate simultaneously]\n\nFerros: Woo! Yeah! We did it!\n\nDopple: We figured it out! Woo! Yeah!\n\nNuke: Are you telling me... that there are two Ferros's now?\n\nFerros: Yeah! And you know what that means, Ferros?\n\nDopple: What's that, Ferros?\n\nFerros: We can do double the science! We'll get that death ray done in double the time! Woo!\n\nDopple: [Insincere] Uh huh. Yeah, that's totally what we're gonna do.\n\n[Piece of metal being picked up]\n\nFerros: Yeah! This is great! We'll get so much done! We'll be unstoppable! Together, there's nothing we won't be able to---UGGHH!!\n\nDopple: Mmgg!\n\n[Metal hitting body. Body fall.]\n\nFerros: [Hurt and injured] Ferros! Why? Why did you just hit me with a crowbar?\n\nDopple: You mean like this?!\n\n[Metal hit body again]\n\nFerros: AGGHH! Ughh Ughh! Whhhyyyyy?!\n\nDopple: Sorry, I always wanted to do horrible things to myself. When else am I gonna get a chance like this. Get ready to get raped, Ferros!\n\nFerros: But I'm you! UUGHH! My ass!\n\nDopple: Oohhh god. Fuck. You would have done it too, you fucking sicko.\n\nFerros: Uughh! I mean... that's true, but fucking stop! Uughh!\n\nDopple: <1 minute of humping and grunting as he rapes himself. Ends in really nasty orgasm>\n\nFerros: <1 minute of grunting and really hating it and sad. No orgasm. Just sad. Begins to die.>\n\nDopple: Oh man! That was fucking awesome! I mean I think he's dying, but it was worth it.\n\nNuke: I have to admit. I have never seen something quite so...\n\nDopple: \n\n[A bunch of metal hits]\n\nFerros: \n\nNuke: ... Evocative.\n\nDopple: Yep. I'm---he's dead. But if he's a copy of me, he'll probably come back and try and get revenge.\n\nNuke: What do you plan to do?\n\nDopple: Oh, I need to get rid of me. I'll put myself in a locked box and bury it way underground. Yeah, he'll come back, but he won't be going anywhere. Hahaha! 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The script is posted below!

Keep in mind that I, Buddy Tippet, also am an author of some very dirty books published on Amazon in paperback and Kindle.

Click here for a list of all of my books!

Also consider buying me a coffee to help keep me going.

https://ko-fi.com/buddytippet

Enjoy the show!


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[Beep beep]

[Lab sounds]

[Welding sparks]

Ferros: <Grunting a little>

Nuke: Ferros, what is this... thing you are working on? Is this another "death ray"?

Ferros: [Talking over welding] Hunh? What? Give me a minute I'm almost done!

Nuke: Hmmmm. What a strange looking device. Somewhat reminds me of the arch of Janus. The real one.

[Welding stops]

Ferros: [Happy and excited] Finished! It's finished! Oh, wow. It looks so cooooool!

Nuke: It is an incredible device, to be sure. What is it for?

Ferros: [Taken off guard] Huh?

Nuke: This thing you have created... What does it do?

Ferros: Oh uh... [Pause] You mean this thing right here?

Nuke: [Getting a little annoyed] Yes. This thing. Right here. That you just finished creating.

Ferros: Well, I mean... I haven't actually turned it on yet. I mean... how am I supposed to know what it does if I don't turn it on? Pbbtt!

Nuke: ... You've built something that you don't know what it's meant to do.

Ferros: Right! But I am pretty sure it's gonna do something awesome. Did you wanna pull the lever or should I?

Nuke: Far be it from me to deny you the pleasure of pulling a lever.

Ferros: Right, so I'll do it. Thanks!

Nuke: <Sigh>

Ferros: [Distant and shouting] Ferros log number 8. Executing new experiment! Here we go!

[Electrical discharge]

Ferros: <Screams>

Dopple: <Screams>

[Ferros' screams actually separate into two distinct screams]

[Electrical discharge stops]

Dopple: <Panting for 10 seconds>

Ferros: <Panting briefly> I must have short-circuited one of the electrical panels through the lever.

Dopple: Ughh! Where am I? Did I do something wrong?

Nuke: Oh my...

Ferros: Holy... FUCK! You're me!

Dopple: Ferros? We're both Ferros?

Ferros: Yes! I know what this machine does now! It's a duplicator machine!

Dopple: Wait, we made another one? Didn't we do that back in Railroad Towers?

Ferros: Yes! I just knew I was making something familiar. I must have forgotten about it...

Dopple: And then re-remembered it!

Ferros: Yes!

[They celebrate simultaneously]

Ferros: Woo! Yeah! We did it!

Dopple: We figured it out! Woo! Yeah!

Nuke: Are you telling me... that there are two Ferros's now?

Ferros: Yeah! And you know what that means, Ferros?

Dopple: What's that, Ferros?

Ferros: We can do double the science! We'll get that death ray done in double the time! Woo!

Dopple: [Insincere] Uh huh. Yeah, that's totally what we're gonna do.

[Piece of metal being picked up]

Ferros: Yeah! This is great! We'll get so much done! We'll be unstoppable! Together, there's nothing we won't be able to---UGGHH!!

Dopple: Mmgg!

[Metal hitting body. Body fall.]

Ferros: [Hurt and injured] Ferros! Why? Why did you just hit me with a crowbar?

Dopple: You mean like this?!

[Metal hit body again]

Ferros: AGGHH! Ughh Ughh! Whhhyyyyy?!

Dopple: Sorry, I always wanted to do horrible things to myself. When else am I gonna get a chance like this. Get ready to get raped, Ferros!

Ferros: But I'm you! UUGHH! My ass!

Dopple: Oohhh god. Fuck. You would have done it too, you fucking sicko.

Ferros: Uughh! I mean... that's true, but fucking stop! Uughh!

Dopple: <1 minute of humping and grunting as he rapes himself. Ends in really nasty orgasm>

Ferros: <1 minute of grunting and really hating it and sad. No orgasm. Just sad. Begins to die.>

Dopple: Oh man! That was fucking awesome! I mean I think he's dying, but it was worth it.

Nuke: I have to admit. I have never seen something quite so...

Dopple: <Grunting as he finishes off himself>

[A bunch of metal hits]

Ferros: <DIES>

Nuke: ... Evocative.

Dopple: Yep. I'm---he's dead. But if he's a copy of me, he'll probably come back and try and get revenge.

Nuke: What do you plan to do?

Dopple: Oh, I need to get rid of me. I'll put myself in a locked box and bury it way underground. Yeah, he'll come back, but he won't be going anywhere. Hahaha! Gawd, I feel so evil right now.

Nuke: Fascinating.

Dopple: Hey, I'm gonna get on that now. I'm in a really good mood today, Master! Wooo!

[Long pause]

Nuke: Hmmmm. I wonder if this contraption could make another... /meeeee./

[Dramatic Fanfare]

[Interrupt: Tape recorder click]

Nuke: Ferros really needs to not leave his tape player running.

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