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Hello, listener! This is Ferros Log #7! In an effort to create a better understanding of Master Nuke's work, I'm creating a more detailed record of my observations. The careful application of scientific method should be very revealing. Magic must be a very advanced application of Science, after all! Yup!\n\nNuke: ...Ferros, what are you doing?\n\n*****Ferros: [A little quiet as he's somewhat nervous.] I'm just trying to take an interest in what you're doing, Master. Maybe if I understand magic more, I can... help?\n\nNuke: I see. Well, this is a very delicate spell. I'm intending to pull dwarven knowledge directly from Akashic records in the Ether.\n\n*****Ferros: [Softly to himself] Akathabla waba?\n\nNuke: If it goes wrong, the building foundation could crack and the whole thing could fall down on us. Keep your distance and don't interrupt me.\n\n*****Ferros: [Excited again] Right! Don't you worry about me, Master! You won't even know I'm here! Yup, just a fly on the wall. A fly with a recording device! I've always been a quiet type. Why, my mom used to say, \"Ferros, you're so quiet! I sure do love that you're always such a peaceful sort!\"\n\nNuke: Ferros.\n\n*****Ferros: \"You never get into trouble or are called into the principal's office for yelling in class or calling your teachers stupid! Why, you deserve a reward!\"\n\nNuke: Ferros!\n\n*****Ferros: And then she would hold my hand and take me to get ice cream and it would just be so sweet--- \n\nNuke: FERROS!\n\n*****Ferros: [Meekly] Um. Yes, Master?\n\nNuke: Shut. Up.\n\n*****Ferros: Yes, Master.\n\nNuke: Go stand over there.\n\n*****Ferros: Yes, Master.\n\n[Ferros shuffles away from Nuke. Volume Nuke down a bit and reduce the ambi slightly.]\n\nNuke: Record... /quietly/.\n\n*****Ferros: Yes, Master.\n\nNuke: [Distant muttering of incantations for 2 minutes in the background.]\n\n*****Ferros: [I imagine that Ferros will begin quietly, but grow steadily louder over the course of several lines. Indicators follow, but feel free to improv.]\n\n*****Ferros: [Whispering/Golf Talk] Whoever is listening to this, this is a momentous event. The first scientific observation of a real spell. Nuke is attempting to... /uh./ [Pause] Well, he said some words earlier today that I didn't understand... but I'll come back to that later.\n\n*****Ferros: [Speaking lowly] There's a circle of symbols on the ground painted with something purple and shiny. /I like shiny./ As Nuke chants, the runes are glowing brighter and brighter. Must review the chanting later with translation software.\n\nNuke: [Chanting growing louder]\n\n[Howling wind Ambi]\n\n*****Ferros: [Beginning to speak more normally, building up so he'll be shouting in his next line.] There's some kind of... atmospheric disturbance!\n\n[Electrical crackling]\n\n*****Ferros: [Shouting, scared] Purple and... and black electricity is arcing out from the circle! Strange objects are appearing and disappearing. [Confused but sounds like he wants it.] Wait, was that an autographed love pillow of Bela Legosi?!\n\n[Booming crashes of lightning/magical force]\n\n*****Ferros: [Still shouting] Holy Crap! Something is appearing in the circle, now! A shimmering sphere of... This doesn't make any sense, but it's... black light?? And it's not like that purple-ly black light that shows you where all the cum stains are. This is like... /actual/ black light! It's glowing on the edge, but everything around it has shadows cast on it!\n\nNuke: [Chanting crescendos and finalizes]\n\n[Final crash of thunder and eerie silence, possibly feedback/ringing.]\n\n*****Ferros: ... Ugh, my eyes. Bright light. Can't see. Have to move closer. Master? Master, are you okay?\n\nGoltoth: Foolish mortals! You have released me from the depths of hell and now I shall enact such terrible vengeance on this world for its hubris!\n\n*****Ferros: Oh god. Listener, I can't see too well, but it's a giant... creature! 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Ah, but I forget how young you are.\n\nNuke: [A little embarassed.] Ah. Well, yes. Sorry for disturbing you, Goltoth. I was trying to pull some knowledge from the ether---\n\n[Note to editor: Goltoth says his name in reverse, below. Play it forwards to make it sound weird.]\n\nGoltoth: [Interrupt] Well, your pronounciation always was terrible. You can't even say my name correctly. It's\n\nGoltoth: [Needs specific direction] Thot log.\n\nNuke: Ah, yes. Well, you know American English is my first language. I never could get the hang of hellfiendish.\n\nGoltoth: I recall. Remember when you gave that speech in front of everyone and you thought you were saying 'worship me' but actually you were saying 'put your balls in my face'?\n\nNuke: [Nervous, forced] Ahahaha.\n\n*****Ferros: [Uncertain] Uhm, Master?\n\nGoltoth: What are you doing in that shape, Nuke? I know it's a favorite of yours, but it's rather awkward for me to hunch to speak with you.\n\nNuke: [Embarassed] Ah, yes. Well. I'm afraid I've been placed under a binding enchanment.\n\nGoltoth: Ahh. Is that why you don't have a penis?\n\n//Nuke: Well, yes. And I can't kill anyone. Well, except Ferros, here. He always comes back so it circumvents the binding.\n\nGoltoth: Oh, that's a pity.\n\nNuke: Yes, well, you get used to it. Still, I'm working on it---\n\nGoltoth: [Interrupts] Oh, no. It's just a pity because he'll come back from this.\n\n*****Ferros: ...wait, come back from what?\n\nGoltoth: Quiet, toy.\n\nNuke: [Irritated muttering] Not likely...\n\nGoltoth: \n\n*****Ferros: ...L-listeners. The creature's penis is growing engorged. Oh god, it’s huge!\n\n[Loud pounding steps as Goltoth moves closer and turns.]\n\n*****Ferros: [Growing panic, overlapped with the pounding sounds.] The creature is coming towards me! It's turning around. God, it's so huge. I... I'm trying to move away but I'm transfixed! I can't turn my head or move my feet! Oh god, all I can see is its massive, furry ass. It's pulling apart its buttcheeks now. Its black hole must be the size of my head. It's pulsing and gaping open. I can see inside! It's coming closer, now! Oh god he's going to shove me up---\n\n[Loud thump and microphone whine as the recorder drops to the floor nearby, then a loud thump as the demon's ass hits the floor.]\n\n*****Ferros: \n\nGoltoth: [Satisfied] Ahhh. All the way in my asshole, now. He /is/ a wiggler, isn't he?\n\nNuke: They don't call ferrets noodles for nothing.\n\nGoltoth: Is that what he is? Well, it's rather nice. Now, your hole is free, Nuke. Would you mind if I put it to use? I won't be long.\n\nNuke: Hm? Oh, of course. It'll be nice to get something decent sized back there.\n\n[Thumping of Nuke walking close.]\n\nNuke: Aahhh. Hrrrm. Your cock’s a… nice fit. It's distending my gut.\n\nGoltoth: Heh. Good thing you're still durable and flexible. Just relax while I do the work.\n\nNuke: [Relaxed] Ohh, I so needed this. \n\nGoltoth: \n\nNuke: [Cumming] Hnnnggh! Hnnnngh!\n\nGoltoth: [Cumming, growly] Hnnnnnnngh! \n\nGoltoth: Ahhh. Thank you, that was great. So good to see you again, Nuke. Oh! Hang on a sec.\n\n[Pause]\n\n[Loud fart noise]\n\n*****Ferros: [Louder muffled screams, followed by quieting down.]\n\nGoltoth: Ahh. Much better. Thanks again.\n\nNuke: My pleasure. Let me just...stand.\n\n[Schlorping sounds of huge dick sliding out.]\n\nNuke: Now... Tea?\n\nGoltoth: Oh! Please.\n\nNuke: I have my usual collection. Oolong, Pu-erh, Matcha...\n\nGoltoth: [Pleased] You know I adore your matcha~.\n\n[Thumping sounds as they walk off]\n\n[Beep and end]", "description_bbcode_parsed": "Nuke was played by \n\t\t\t\t\tNuke
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The script is posted below!

Keep in mind that I, Buddy Tippet, also am an author of some very dirty books published on Amazon in paperback and Kindle.

Click here for a list of all of my books!

Enjoy the show!

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[Beep]

[Ambi: Magical thrumming?]

[Note: I'm intending that they're in Nuke's study area.]

*****Ferros: A-HEM! Hello, listener! This is Ferros Log #7! In an effort to create a better understanding of Master Nuke's work, I'm creating a more detailed record of my observations. The careful application of scientific method should be very revealing. Magic must be a very advanced application of Science, after all! Yup!

Nuke: ...Ferros, what are you doing?

*****Ferros: [A little quiet as he's somewhat nervous.] I'm just trying to take an interest in what you're doing, Master. Maybe if I understand magic more, I can... help?

Nuke: I see. Well, this is a very delicate spell. I'm intending to pull dwarven knowledge directly from Akashic records in the Ether.

*****Ferros: [Softly to himself] Akathabla waba?

Nuke: <Groans and continues> If it goes wrong, the building foundation could crack and the whole thing could fall down on us. Keep your distance and don't interrupt me.

*****Ferros: [Excited again] Right! Don't you worry about me, Master! You won't even know I'm here! Yup, just a fly on the wall. A fly with a recording device! I've always been a quiet type. Why, my mom used to say, "Ferros, you're so quiet! I sure do love that you're always such a peaceful sort!"

Nuke: Ferros.

*****Ferros: "You never get into trouble or are called into the principal's office for yelling in class or calling your teachers stupid! Why, you deserve a reward!"

Nuke: Ferros!

*****Ferros: And then she would hold my hand and take me to get ice cream and it would just be so sweet---

Nuke: FERROS!

*****Ferros: [Meekly] Um. Yes, Master?

Nuke: Shut. Up.

*****Ferros: Yes, Master.

Nuke: Go stand over there.

*****Ferros: Yes, Master.

[Ferros shuffles away from Nuke. Volume Nuke down a bit and reduce the ambi slightly.]

Nuke: Record... /quietly/.

*****Ferros: Yes, Master.

Nuke: [Distant muttering of incantations for 2 minutes in the background.]

*****Ferros:

*****Ferros: [Whispering/Golf Talk] Whoever is listening to this, this is a momentous event. The first scientific observation of a real spell. Nuke is attempting to... /uh./ [Pause] Well, he said some words earlier today that I didn't understand... but I'll come back to that later.

*****Ferros: [Speaking lowly] There's a circle of symbols on the ground painted with something purple and shiny. /I like shiny./ As Nuke chants, the runes are glowing brighter and brighter. Must review the chanting later with translation software.

Nuke: [Chanting growing louder]

[Howling wind Ambi]

*****Ferros: [Beginning to speak more normally, building up so he'll be shouting in his next line.] There's some kind of... atmospheric disturbance!

[Electrical crackling]

*****Ferros: [Shouting, scared] Purple and... and black electricity is arcing out from the circle! Strange objects are appearing and disappearing. [Confused but sounds like he wants it.] Wait, was that an autographed love pillow of Bela Legosi?!

[Booming crashes of lightning/magical force]

*****Ferros: [Still shouting] Holy Crap! Something is appearing in the circle, now! A shimmering sphere of... This doesn't make any sense, but it's... black light?? And it's not like that purple-ly black light that shows you where all the cum stains are. This is like... /actual/ black light! It's glowing on the edge, but everything around it has shadows cast on it!

Nuke: [Chanting crescendos and finalizes]

[Final crash of thunder and eerie silence, possibly feedback/ringing.]

*****Ferros: ... Ugh, my eyes. Bright light. Can't see. Have to move closer. Master? Master, are you okay?

Goltoth: <Roars!> Foolish mortals! You have released me from the depths of hell and now I shall enact such terrible vengeance on this world for its hubris!

*****Ferros: Oh god. Listener, I can't see too well, but it's a giant... creature! Four arms...no visible eyes or ears. A great, yawning mouth of teeth. Its fur is black, and the horns and claws are a bright purple. It stands before us, ten feet tall, on two digitigrade legs and...oh god, its penis is as long as my arm and twice as thick! Low hanging testicles nearly drag on the ground with every movement! What terrible thing has my master summoned and what will it do to us now that it's here? Whoever finds this log, know that my immortal life was ended during the noble pursuit of science! Tell my family I'm sorry of every horrible thing I did to them! Surely this calamity of epic proportions will destroy this world! Oh, what foolish creatures we are to meddle in the world of---

Nuke: [Interrupt] Goltoth?

Goltoth: [Surprised] Hm? Nuke? Is that you?

Nuke: [A bit embarassed] Ah, yes. I'm afraid it is.

Goltoth: [Jovial] Nuke! How long has it been?

Nuke: Too long. Perhaps a thousand years?

Goltoth: <Laughs> Surely it's been longer than that? Ah, but I forget how young you are.

Nuke: [A little embarassed.] Ah. Well, yes. Sorry for disturbing you, Goltoth. I was trying to pull some knowledge from the ether---

[Note to editor: Goltoth says his name in reverse, below. Play it forwards to make it sound weird.]

Goltoth: [Interrupt] Well, your pronounciation always was terrible. You can't even say my name correctly. It's

Goltoth: [Needs specific direction] Thot log.

Nuke: Ah, yes. Well, you know American English is my first language. I never could get the hang of hellfiendish.

Goltoth: <Chuckles> I recall. Remember when you gave that speech in front of everyone and you thought you were saying 'worship me' but actually you were saying 'put your balls in my face'?

Nuke: [Nervous, forced] Ahahaha.

*****Ferros: [Uncertain] Uhm, Master?

Goltoth: What are you doing in that shape, Nuke? I know it's a favorite of yours, but it's rather awkward for me to hunch to speak with you.

Nuke: [Embarassed] Ah, yes. Well. I'm afraid I've been placed under a binding enchanment.

Goltoth: Ahh. Is that why you don't have a penis?

//Nuke: Well, yes. And I can't kill anyone. Well, except Ferros, here. He always comes back so it circumvents the binding.

Goltoth: Oh, that's a pity.

Nuke: Yes, well, you get used to it. Still, I'm working on it---

Goltoth: [Interrupts] Oh, no. It's just a pity because he'll come back from this.

*****Ferros: ...wait, come back from what?

Goltoth: Quiet, toy.

Nuke: [Irritated muttering] Not likely...

Goltoth: <Dark chuckling>

*****Ferros: ...L-listeners. The creature's penis is growing engorged. Oh god, it’s huge!

[Loud pounding steps as Goltoth moves closer and turns.]

*****Ferros: [Growing panic, overlapped with the pounding sounds.] The creature is coming towards me! It's turning around. God, it's so huge. I... I'm trying to move away but I'm transfixed! I can't turn my head or move my feet! Oh god, all I can see is its massive, furry ass. It's pulling apart its buttcheeks now. Its black hole must be the size of my head. It's pulsing and gaping open. I can see inside! It's coming closer, now! Oh god he's going to shove me up---

[Loud thump and microphone whine as the recorder drops to the floor nearby, then a loud thump as the demon's ass hits the floor.]

*****Ferros: <Muffled screaming/pleading for 2 minutes.>

Goltoth: [Satisfied] Ahhh. All the way in my asshole, now. He /is/ a wiggler, isn't he?

Nuke: They don't call ferrets noodles for nothing.

Goltoth: Is that what he is? Well, it's rather nice. Now, your hole is free, Nuke. Would you mind if I put it to use? I won't be long.

Nuke: Hm? Oh, of course. It'll be nice to get something decent sized back there.

[Thumping of Nuke walking close.]

Nuke: <Grunting softly as thick demonic cock slides into his ass.> Aahhh. Hrrrm. Your cock’s a… nice fit. It's distending my gut.

Goltoth: Heh. Good thing you're still durable and flexible. Just relax while I do the work.

Nuke: [Relaxed] Ohh, I so needed this. <Grunting getting-fucked sounds for 30 seconds.>

Goltoth: <Grunting humping sounds for 30 seconds.>

Nuke: [Cumming] Hnnnggh! Hnnnngh!

Goltoth: [Cumming, growly] Hnnnnnnngh!

Goltoth: Ahhh. Thank you, that was great. So good to see you again, Nuke. Oh! Hang on a sec.

[Pause]

[Loud fart noise]

*****Ferros: [Louder muffled screams, followed by quieting down.]

Goltoth: Ahh. Much better. Thanks again.

Nuke: My pleasure. Let me just...stand.

[Schlorping sounds of huge dick sliding out.]

Nuke: Now... Tea?

Goltoth: Oh! Please.

Nuke: I have my usual collection. Oolong, Pu-erh, Matcha...

Goltoth: [Pleased] You know I adore your matcha~.

[Thumping sounds as they walk off]

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