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They removed my penis and locked every power they could away. They trained me to be subserviant to their needs, and to the needs of every other living, mortal creature on this planet. They sealed those powers and their training with this ring in my nose. It pierces my septum like I'm nothing more than livestock. Any magical energy I exert, it translates into heat... searing, blindingly-painful heat. It doesn't move. It doesn't break. I would be destroyed before it would ever budge.\n\nNuke: And so, I'm stuck. I can only kill you, Ferros, because you will always come back. That's why I spent so long doing it when I took you. Relief. It's only made me crave more.\n\n[Long Pause]\n\n***Ferros: So... you can't fully be what you want to be? What you were?\n\n[Pause]\n\nNuke: That is correct.\n\n[Long Pause]\n\n***Ferros: What if... 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HNNNNNGGGGGGGG!\n\nNuke: [This needs to be long and loud] RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!\n\n***Ferros: UGH! [The actual sound of a head exploading]\n\nNuke: \n\n[Body flop]\n\nNuke: You fucking idiot.\n\nGordy[Cute]: [Distant] Hey! Daddy Ferros' head blew up again! I'm gonna rape his neck hole! Hehe!\n\nNuke: Hmmm. Have fun, Gordy.\n\nGordy[Cute]: I always dooooooo~\n\n[BEEP BEEP]", "description_bbcode_parsed": "Nuke was played by \n\t\t\t\t\tNuke

The script is posted below!

Keep in mind that I, Buddy Tippet, also am an author of some very dirty books published on Amazon in paperback and Kindle.

Click here for a list of all of my books!

Enjoy the show!

-----

[Beep beep beep]

[Mad Science Lab Ambi

Nuke: Speak into this...recorder?

***Ferros: Uh huh.

[Pause]

Nuke: Very well. I'm making a record of this to keep it straight in the head of my adorably stupid evil genius henchman. I'm going to explain who I am, again.

Nuke: My name is Nuke. I'm a fat, green, radioactive tanuki-demon. I was some kind of super weapon of mass destruction, but I broke loose when I fused with a spirit from my own world. I destroyed that world, and then another, and another. I ran amok in planes and in times long lost to any mortal memory. I fucked and ate and killed who I liked, when I liked. I changed my shape to suit my whims. I was a calamity. Powerful, though far from the greatest power. <A proud breath in, and a slow exhale, like a sigh.>

Nuke: Power begs to be brought down, and I was no exception. Centuries ago, a noble race of dwarves was tasked with protecting this world from calamaties like me. They were given secret knowledge of time, and were comissioned to prevent my coming. They pulled me into this world and bound me with powerful magics. While I was helpless, they changed my body and locked me in one form. They removed my penis and locked every power they could away. They trained me to be subserviant to their needs, and to the needs of every other living, mortal creature on this planet. They sealed those powers and their training with this ring in my nose. It pierces my septum like I'm nothing more than livestock. Any magical energy I exert, it translates into heat... searing, blindingly-painful heat. It doesn't move. It doesn't break. I would be destroyed before it would ever budge.

Nuke: And so, I'm stuck. I can only kill you, Ferros, because you will always come back. That's why I spent so long doing it when I took you. Relief. It's only made me crave more.

[Long Pause]

***Ferros: So... you can't fully be what you want to be? What you were?

[Pause]

Nuke: That is correct.

[Long Pause]

***Ferros: What if... I just... pull on it?

[Pause]

Nuke: [Still being serious but a little annoyed] That won't work.

[Pause]

***Ferros: But what if I pull on it... /really/ hard?

Nuke: [Slight growing annoyence.] Ferros, you can't just pull it out. It's magically connected to my body.

***Ferros: But what if I just... link my fingers into it...

Nuke: [Getting angry but still using indoor voice] Ferros...

***Ferros: Like /this/... And then give it a...

Nuke: I swear by the planes of hell itself, if you are even thinking of---

Ferris: REALLY HARD TUG!

Nuke: [Nasal] GAHH! FERROS!

***Ferros: [Struggling] I THINK IT'S COMING OUT! I just gotta pull HARDER!

Nuke: [Nasal and screaming] FERROS, YOU'RE FUCKING HURTING ME!!

***Ferros: [Struggling] I just need more leverage! Lemme just put my foot on your face!

Nuke: GAH!

[Magical build up]

***Ferros: [Strugling] Any second now, Master! It's... getting... loose! HNNNNNGGGGGGGG!

Nuke: [This needs to be long and loud] RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

***Ferros: UGH! [The actual sound of a head exploading]

Nuke: <Gasping and out of breath>

[Body flop]

Nuke: You fucking idiot.

Gordy[Cute]: [Distant] Hey! Daddy Ferros' head blew up again! I'm gonna rape his neck hole! Hehe!

Nuke: Hmmm. Have fun, Gordy.

Gordy[Cute]: I always dooooooo~

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