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Cheesy 70's Lightning Stikes that get spammed. A windy storm for Ambi mixed with electric sounds.]\n\nFerros: IT'S ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE!\n\n[More stupid lightning]\n\n[Creepy monster roar]\n\nFerros: Rise up, my beautiful creation! Rise up and show the world your fury!\n\n[Creepier monster roaring with lightning.]\n\nFerros: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!\n\n[The sound of a tape button being hit and all the sounds stop and replaced by normal Lab noises.]\n\nFerros: [Still laughing] HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!\n\nNuke: What the hell are you doing, you stupid egg-noodle?\n\nFerros: Hey! I was using that!\n\nNuke: What is that... creature staring at me on the table?\n\nFerros: Oh, that's our own pet rat monster. He's half monster... half rat. I dug him out of the cemetery and gave him his life back... only the process was a lot quieter than I thought it would be... which is what the cassette player was for.\n\n[Pause]\n\nNuke: Why is it... smiling?\n\nFerros: [Filled with joy] Because he thinks I'm his daddy! 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I told you I don't like to be hugged!\n\nGordy: But don't you love your rat monster Gordy, daddy Ferros?\n\nFerros: Yeah, but not if you're going to give me hugs! Get the fuck off me!\n\nGordy: But... I thought you loved me... [Voice starts to get deeper and uglier.] I still... love you. [Nasty change noises]\n\nFerros: [Terrified] What the heck is going on?\n\nNuke: [Please] Ohhh. Hmmmm. Very interesting!\n\nGordy: [Deep nasty voice drippy voice] Gordy loooove daddy Ferros. Daddy Ferros reminds me of ice cream. Soft and squishy and round like ice cream. Gordy want eat daddy to see what flavor is. [Putting mouth slowly around Ferros' head] Haaaaaaaaaaaaaah~\n\nFerros: [Terrified] Gordy... Why are you putting my head in your big scary mouth? Jeez, we need to see about getting you a dentist.\n\n[CRUNCH]\n\nFerros: UUGHGUHHGGHHH!\n\n[Ripping sounds and splooshes and nasty noises... then crunching]\n\nGordy: [Mouth full and chewing] Om yom om Taste like chocolate. Creamy fat. 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The script is posted below!

Keep in mind that I, Buddy Tippet, also am an author of some very dirty books published on Amazon in paperback and Kindle.

Click here for a list of all of my books!

Enjoy the show!

-----

[Beep Beep! Cheesy 70's Lightning Stikes that get spammed. A windy storm for Ambi mixed with electric sounds.]

Ferros: IT'S ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE!

[More stupid lightning]

[Creepy monster roar]

Ferros: Rise up, my beautiful creation! Rise up and show the world your fury!

[Creepier monster roaring with lightning.]

Ferros: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[The sound of a tape button being hit and all the sounds stop and replaced by normal Lab noises.]

Ferros: [Still laughing] HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Nuke: What the hell are you doing, you stupid egg-noodle?

Ferros: <The interruption makes him start coughing> Hey! I was using that!

Nuke: What is that... creature staring at me on the table?

Ferros: Oh, that's our own pet rat monster. He's half monster... half rat. I dug him out of the cemetery and gave him his life back... only the process was a lot quieter than I thought it would be... which is what the cassette player was for.

[Pause]

Nuke: Why is it... smiling?

Ferros: [Filled with joy] Because he thinks I'm his daddy! Isn't he adorable? Hey, Gordy, come over and say hi to my recording device. We need to make a record of your monstrous existence.

[Plap. [Pause] Plapping gets louder]

Gordy: [Cutely] Hi, I'm Gordy. I'm the rat monster of death and destruction. I also like ice cream and pudding.

Nuke: [Aggravated by all the sugar] Ice... cream... and... pudding, Ferros?

Ferros: Yep. I have no idea why he said that. But you should be proud of me. Gordy here is a bonafide monster direct from the underworld. He can cause havoc and destruction on scales greater than you can imagine.

Nuke: Doubtful. Why did you name him... [A little disgusted] Gor-dy?

Ferros: Eh... first name that popped in my head.

Gordy: [Cutely] I love chaos and destruction. I also love my dad, Ferros. He gave me life. I have to give him lots of hugs. Mmmmmm! He's so soft and squishy!

Ferros: Ack! Gordy! I told you I don't like to be hugged!

Gordy: But don't you love your rat monster Gordy, daddy Ferros?

Ferros: Yeah, but not if you're going to give me hugs! Get the fuck off me!

Gordy: But... I thought you loved me... [Voice starts to get deeper and uglier.] I still... love you. [Nasty change noises]

Ferros: [Terrified] What the heck is going on?

Nuke: [Please] Ohhh. Hmmmm. Very interesting!

Gordy: [Deep nasty voice drippy voice] Gordy loooove daddy Ferros. Daddy Ferros reminds me of ice cream. Soft and squishy and round like ice cream. Gordy want eat daddy to see what flavor is. [Putting mouth slowly around Ferros' head] Haaaaaaaaaaaaaah~

Ferros: [Terrified] Gordy... Why are you putting my head in your big scary mouth? Jeez, we need to see about getting you a dentist.

[CRUNCH]

Ferros: UUGHGUHHGGHHH!

[Ripping sounds and splooshes and nasty noises... then crunching]

Gordy: [Mouth full and chewing] Om yom om Taste like chocolate. Creamy fat. Yuuum.

[Crunching continued]

Nuke: Ah~ Very interesting, Ferros. I am very impressed. Keep up the good work. I'll make my own improvements later, I think. I know a few choice curses in the lycanthrope vein that will make him more formidible. Hmm...

[Crunching continued as Nuke's heady footfalls walk away. Voice becomes more distant.]

Nuke: [Thoughtful] Maybe I should have a "son" of my own. Such a sweet creature deserves a brother.

[CRUNCH]

Gordy: <Slurp, big gulp.> Yum. Daddy Ferros is great ice cream!

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