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The script is posted below!

Keep in mind that I, Buddy Tippet, also am an author of some very dirty books published on Amazon in paperback and Kindle.

Click here for a list of all of my books!

Enjoy the show!

-----

[Science Lab Ambi]

[On each of his seizures a slight electrical sound is heard]

Ferros: This is Ferros - Primary and /only/ evil mad scientist ferret owned and occasionally abused by his new evil mastermind Nuke. Big fat green tanuki Nuke. [Pause] Log number blabablabahber!

[Long Pause]

Sorry, I think I had a small seizure or something. I got a few electrodes stuck in me earlier and the effects haven't worn off yethabbaburr!

<Annoyed sigh>

I got a lot to get off my mind. First off, I just wanna say that I like it here. I mean I don't like everything about it. Nuke doesn't always treat me very well. He really... /really/ likes to sit on me. [Yells] And he's fucking heavy!!!! [A little lower] Like... /bone-crushingly/ heavy. Like my whole body just... flattens and breaks... and I don't always die!

[Pause]

He never has a good reason to hurt me either. Like ever. Like never ever. He just does it randomly. I mean other than the time I broke his radioactive crystal set, smashing his scepter of doom, accidently giving his mutant goldfish a clown fetish, knocking up that same goldfish somehow, converting his AC unit into a stink machine, accidently turning myself into a living bomb and blowing up his bedroom, rebuilding the bedroom but adding too many Justin Bieber posters, and that one time I made us both ice cream cones but decided to eat both of them, but other than that like there was NO REASON!

<Long sigh>

But other than that, I think we're getting along real well. He lets me do what I want with my lab. Seriously anything. I can even go out and look for victims to experiment on.... or mainly if I just wanna put my penis in someone. I get really horny a lot. [Pause] Like I'm pretty much always hard. My little ferret dick needs so much attention. And as we all know, evil ferrets prefer non-con over all other forms of sex!

Of course, I always run into an occasional random weirdo who actually wants to be raped. [Mocking] Ohh, Ferros! Don't rape me please! You'll get me pregnant! And it might not work so you'll end up having to do it over and over and over again and I'll be so sad about that! [End mocking] What the actual fuck!

Anyways... the real thing I wanted to say is that... despite having my neck broken and body crushed a few times a day... it's actually a pretty stable relationship... and not only because of the bloated horse I transformed into that one time. Nuke... as horrible and nasty as he is... he really seems to care about me. He accepts me for all my flaws and celebrates my victories......by...... killing me some more. But I mean everybody needs a hobby.

Oh, and before I wrap this up... I just wanna say one special thing to my former boss Quentin.

<Deep breath>

Fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou. FUCK YOU! YOU STUPID FUCKING FOX! I HOPE A FUCKING HIPPO FALLS OUT OF THE SKY, LANDS ON YOUR HEAD, YOU GET SUCKED UP INSIDE, AND TURNED INTO SHIT! [Pause] AND THEN YOU DIE! ... AFTER YOU TURNED INTO SHIT! NUKE IS A WAY BETTER MASTER THAN YOU'LL EVER BE! Fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou!

<Panting for a little while>

[Suddenly okay] Whelp, glad I got that out of my system! [Silly Voice] Time to finish working on this here Death Ray yep!

[Clank clank explosion]

[Choking] ah.

[Body flop]

[Choking] Ferros... out... [Loud] HABABLAGH!

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