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the show!\n\n-----\n\n[Daytime ambi]\n\n[Car pull up and turns off. Car door open and close. Grass steps.]\n\nOliver: [Just overwhelmed] This place... is... a mansion.\n\nMatthew: [Distant] Oh, goodness me. Who have we here? Can I help you?\n\nOliver: Oh, hello! I'm Oliver. I'm---\n\nMatthew: An otter named Oliver? A tall one at that. How very droll.\n\nOliver: Droll?\n\nMatthew: Yes, indeed. /Very/ droll. My name is Matthew. I'm a kangaroo you know. /Did/ you know that?\n\nOliver: [Nervous] I uh... I did... think you were. I guess.\n\nMatthew: Mmhmm. Yes, oh yes. Emaciated as a pole, but I am still what I am. What are you doing here though? Looking for employment? I /do/ have an opening.\n\nOliver: [So confused.] I... I was hired as a servant for someone named Beverly.\n\nMatthew: Oh, are you sure? A servant you say. Hmmm. How dreadful.\n\nOliver: [A little shocked.] Dreadful? Dreadful why?\n\nMatthew: Oh, you know those things people say. Sometimes they say lovely. Sometimes they say remarkable. Sometimes they say dreadful. It's all the same to the dead, I suppose.\n\nOliver: Uh---\n\nMatthew: But I'm just keeping you away from your interview or tasks or whatever. Just go inside. I'm sure someone will help you. I'm quite busy myself. I thought you were interested, but... oh dear. I really need to go. Have a good day, whatever left of it.\n\nOliver: Uh... thank you... Matthew. [Pause] Um... I... guess I better go to the front door then.\n\n[Pause and then KNOCK KNOCK]\n\n[Door opens]\n\nDale: Oh, who is this lovely noodle knocking on my door?\n\nOliver: I'm Oliver. I was sent to help out Miss Beverly.\n\nDale: An otter though? Hmm. Oh, darling. I'm not quite sure how otter is supposed to be prepared.\n\nOliver: P-p-prepared?\n\nDale: Ah, I'm just a confused, little mousie, my dear. Come inside. I'll introduce you to the kitchen.\n\nOliver: Uuhhhhh. I uh...\n\n[Door closes. Birds muffle out.]\n\nDale: [Flustered] Oh, I really am confused about you being an otter. Miss Bev is a mink. 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The script is posted below!

Keep in mind that I, Buddy Tippet, also am an author of some very dirty books published on Amazon in paperback and Kindle.

Click here for a list of all of my books!

Enjoy the show!

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[Daytime ambi]

[Car pull up and turns off. Car door open and close. Grass steps.]

Oliver: [Just overwhelmed] This place... is... a mansion.

Matthew: [Distant] Oh, goodness me. Who have we here? Can I help you?

Oliver: Oh, hello! I'm Oliver. I'm---

Matthew: An otter named Oliver? A tall one at that. How very droll.

Oliver: Droll?

Matthew: Yes, indeed. /Very/ droll. My name is Matthew. I'm a kangaroo you know. /Did/ you know that?

Oliver: [Nervous] I uh... I did... think you were. I guess.

Matthew: Mmhmm. Yes, oh yes. Emaciated as a pole, but I am still what I am. What are you doing here though? Looking for employment? I /do/ have an opening.

Oliver: [So confused.] I... I was hired as a servant for someone named Beverly.

Matthew: Oh, are you sure? A servant you say. Hmmm. How dreadful.

Oliver: [A little shocked.] Dreadful? Dreadful why?

Matthew: Oh, you know those things people say. Sometimes they say lovely. Sometimes they say remarkable. Sometimes they say dreadful. It's all the same to the dead, I suppose.

Oliver: Uh---

Matthew: But I'm just keeping you away from your interview or tasks or whatever. Just go inside. I'm sure someone will help you. I'm quite busy myself. I thought you were interested, but... oh dear. I really need to go. Have a good day, whatever left of it.

Oliver: Uh... thank you... Matthew. [Pause] Um... I... guess I better go to the front door then.

[Pause and then KNOCK KNOCK]

[Door opens]

Dale: Oh, who is this lovely noodle knocking on my door?

Oliver: I'm Oliver. I was sent to help out Miss Beverly.

Dale: An otter though? Hmm. Oh, darling. I'm not quite sure how otter is supposed to be prepared.

Oliver: P-p-prepared?

Dale: Ah, I'm just a confused, little mousie, my dear. Come inside. I'll introduce you to the kitchen.

Oliver: Uuhhhhh. I uh...

[Door closes. Birds muffle out.]

Dale: [Flustered] Oh, I really am confused about you being an otter. Miss Bev is a mink. You're practically related.

Oliver: Well... She might be more comfortable with a fellow mustelid.

Dale: Oh, honey. I admire your bravery, but I could have sworn she would never have an otter prepared in this way.

Oliver: I'm not sure what you mean by prepared.

Dale: I mean... what sort of seasonings go with otter? Sea salt? Or are you more of a river otter.

[Pause]

Oliver: Wait... what?

Dale: Don't you know?

Oliver: It sounds like you're about to prepare me for lunch or something.

Dale: Oh, no, darling. You seem more of a dinner meal.

Oliver: [Shocked] What?!

***Beverly: Dale, why are you frightening him? Hello.

Dale: Bev, darling! I thought this otter was going to be your next meal.

Oliver: [Traumatized] What??!!

***Beverly: Dale, my darling, delicious mouse chef, this must be Oliver. He was sent by the agency to perform some house work. I have no plans to eat him... currently.

Dale: Ah. I was rather concerned. I didn't think you a cannibal.

***Beverly: Oh? I must be losing my touch. I'll have the usual tonight, dear mouse.

Dale: Yes, my lovely mink!

[Long Pause]

***Beverly: Well, Oliver, let's have a look at you... hmm. You're shaking. You're not sick, are you?

Oliver: I... I'm so confused.

***Beverly: Oh, you're confused. Well, I need you to snap out of it. I have rooms that need tidying, and we don't have time to waste.

Oliver: Oh... I... I can start now... if you still want me.

***Beverly: Well, you're here now, so you'll do, I suppose. Go find Samuel. He's downstairs. He'll put you where you need to be. I'm sure he'll be all too glad to see a fresh, young otter like yourself. He's an old, perverted Saint Bernard.

Oliver: A... a pervert?

***Beverly: *disgusted groan* The stairs are over there. Go bore Samuel with your questions.

Oliver: Uh... Yes, ma'am. Th-Thank you.

***Beverly: Mmhmm.

[Pause]

Oliver: What have I gotten myself into?

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