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The former hasn't had an episode in like 2 years.

Surly was played by \n\t\t\t\t\tPervBunWalter

The script is posted below!

Keep in mind that I, Buddy Tippet, also am an author of some very dirty books published on Amazon in paperback and Kindle.

Click here for a list of all of my books!

Also consider buying me a coffee to help keep me going.

https://ko-fi.com/buddytippet

Enjoy the show!


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[A silent room with some muffled daytime sounds]

[Chalk board writing]

Leeto: Haaaaah.

[Chalk board writing stops]

Surly: Do you have a question, Leeto?

[Long Pause]

Leeto: Haaaah. You're God?

Surly: That's what I said.

Leeto: Haah. How long have I been here?

Surly: Here? /Right/ here? Here in this classroom?

Leeto: Haaah. I feel like it's been a long time.

Surly: Yeah. It's been a few years, Leeto. You've just been sitting there. Just sort of blanking out.

Leeto: Haaah. I feel like I got my head in too many stories.

Surly: And one that never finishes, I wager.

Leeto: Haaah. Yeah. [Pause] This is your fault... isn't it? Haah.

Surly: To a large degree, yes. Of all the people I have created in my multiverse, you're the one I tend to neglect the most. But, Leeto, you've been one hell of a fighter. Every single one of you has fought for his own identity. You've fought against /me./

Leeto: [Contemplative] Haaah.

Surly: You deserve to fight against me, Leeto. In a very real sense, I /am/ your enemy. All said, however... I do love you. You're more important to me than you may ever understand. Tell me, Leeto... What is it that you want most of all?

Leeto: Haaah... Other than you finishing my story?

Surly: Yeah. [Pause] Other than that.

Leeto: Haaah. I want Klive.

[Long Pause]

Surly: Interesting. [Pause] Only problem is, Leeto... [Pause] Klive doesn't want /you./

[Long Pause]

Leeto: Haaaaah. [Pause] I don't care. [Pause] That's what I want.

[Pause]

Surly: <Contented sigh> Well, Leeto... That's just one of many things you deserve. [Pause] I'll see what I can do. But if anyone asks, don't tell them you got anything from me. That's cheating, you know.

Leeto: Haaaah. Is class over yet?

[Distant class bell rings.]

Surly: Sounds like it.

Leeto: Haah. I'll just see myself out then.

[Chair scoots]

Surly: You'll always be a pirate, Leeto.

Leeto: Haaah.

Surly: Just be careful who's ship you commandeer. Understand?

Leeto: Haah. I understand. Arrrr. Haah.

Surly: <Chuckle>

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