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[Pause] Oh yes, this subject will do very well. Where exactly did you find him, Ferros?<br /><br />Ferros: I just found him in some random building.<br /><br />Edward: [Curious] A random building, Ferros?<br /><br />Ferros: Uh huh.<br /><br />Edward: Might this building have been his personal property?<br /><br />Ferros: Probably.<br /><br />Edward: Well, no matter. He probably had a boring life anyways. He should be very grateful now that he shall be the subject of a very ambitious experiment by [Shouts] Doctor Edward Spite! <br />[Shitty TV Thunder strike]<br /><br />[Window shut]<br /><br />Ferros: Wow, I can&#039;t believe I left that window open.<br /><br />Edward: Very good, Ferros. Now, let&#039;s have a look at our unwilling subject, yes?<br /><br />Ferros: Sure, master.<br /><br />[Long Pause]<br /><br />Edward: Ferros... are you sure he is still alive?<br /><br />Ferros: He was before I hit him in the head with that frying pan.<br /><br />Victim: [Very groggy with a head ache] Ughh. Where... Where am I?<br /><br />Ferros: He&#039;s fiiiiine. You&#039;ve hit me with frying pans lots of times, and I turned out to be a completely normal cock-sucking ferret.<br /><br />Victim: [Still groggy] Wh-what?<br /><br />Edward: Oh, never mind Ferros, my dear canine. He is very stupid from how much jizz he guzzles every day.<br /><br />Ferros: [Said proudly] I&#039;m a faggot.<br /><br />Victim: Wait... Who are you?<br /><br />Edward: I am so very glad you asked. You see... you have fallen into the hidden lair of [Proudly] Doctor Edward Spite! [Shitty TV Thunder strike]<br /><br />[Window close]<br /><br />Ferros: Wow, master. I forgot we had two windows in here.<br /><br />Victim: Is this... some sort of... joke?<br /><br />Edward: Oh, no no no no, my perfect specimen. This is all very real. In moments, your body will be coursing with strange energy when I ask Ferros to pull that lever over there.<br /><br />Ferros: [Frantic and distant] PULL IT NOW?!<br /><br />Edward: [Startled] What?!<br /><br />Ferros: [Frantic and distant] YOU WANT ME TO PULL IT NOW, MASTER?!<br /><br />Edward: [Scolding] No! Not now!<br /><br />Ferros: [Frantic and distant] I CAN DO IT RIGHT NOW!<br /><br />Edward: [Angry] Ferros, let go of the lever right now!<br /><br />[Long pause]<br /><br />Ferros: [Sad] But I want to pull the lever...<br /><br />Victim: What the heck is going on here?! Why am I strapped down?!<br /><br />Edward: [Soothingly] Oh, yes. Your apprehension is entirely understandable. Being kidnapped and strapped to a table with giant electrodes above your head might seem a little shocking.<br /><br />Ferros: Hahaha. Shocking. Pfff.<br /><br />Edward: [Clears throat] But you should be worried what will happen after Ferros pulls that lever!<br /><br />Ferros: [Shouting] PULLING THE LEVER!<br /><br />Edward: FERROS!<br /><br />[A loud electric zap]<br /><br />Victim: &lt;Screams for 10 seconds. Screams slowly turn into a deeper voice with horse whinnies.&gt;<br /><br />Edward: Oh! [Pause] Ohhh my~<br /><br />Ferros: He&#039;s a horse! He&#039;s a big studly horse... with a reaaaaaaaly big... hard.... dick.<br /><br />Victim: &lt;Horse noises followed by a deep voice&gt; And I could use a little ferret cock sleave right about now.<br /><br />Ferros: A what? Pffftt! Come on! Your cock is as big as my body! AAGHHH!<br /><br />Victim: Not my problem. I&#039;m sure your insides will stretch if I just... UUGHNNN [Slimy sounds and bones breaking] Just force you on it like a sock!<br /><br />Ferros: &lt;Horrible noises as the cock goes right through his body&gt;<br /><br />Edward: [Strangely calm] Ah... Hmmm... Fascinating.<br /><br />Victim: &lt;Grunts as he uses Ferros like a fleshlight for 1 minute&gt;<br /><br />Ferros: &lt;Makes all sorts of horrible noises as the cock pops out and in of his mouth. 1 minute and gargling badly at the end&gt;<br /><br />[Sounds of internal sounds continue]<br /><br />Victim: &lt;When he cums he makes a loud horse whinny.&gt;<br /><br />[Cum gushing sounds]<br /><br />Edward: Hmmm. I was rather expecting him to turn into a goat. [Disappointed] We&#039;ll just have to try again tomorrow.<br /><br />Victim: &lt;Horse sound&gt; Then I am free to go?<br /><br />Edward: Yes, yes. Just leave that limp ferret thing behind, would you? It belongs to me.<br /><br />[Splat sounds]<br /><br />Victim: There ya go.<br /><br />Edward: Yes, yes. Off with you.<br /><br />[Door opens and closes]<br /><br />[Nasty sounds with bone crackles]<br /><br />Ferros: [Fucked up] I looove you maaassthhheer.<br /><br />Edward: Hmmm? Oh, yes. Of course you do. But Doctor Spite is busy taking notes right now.<br /><br />Ferros: Sorry.<br /><br />Edward: Quite all right, my brutally obliterated ferret underling. Still, it won&#039;t be much longer before the world finally hears about Doctor Edward Spite!<br /><br />[Shitty TV Thunder strike spam]<br /><br />Edward: Ferros, I thought I told you to close all the windows!<br /><br />Ferros: UUuuggghhhhhh~<br /><br />[Organ and end.]</span>",
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