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[Long pause] So... what is your favorite part of my body.<br /><br />Woman: [Slow and flirty] Your big long tongue~<br /><br />Klive: Mmmmm~ Nice choice, dear.<br /><br />Woman: Yeah~<br /><br />Klive: And where am I allowed to stick my big long tongue?<br /><br />Woman: Mmmm~ Anywhere you want~<br /><br />Klive: In your pussy?<br /><br />Woman: Yeaaaah~<br /><br />Klive: In your mouth?<br /><br />Woman: Ohhh~ Yeaaah~<br /><br />Klive: Between your tits?<br /><br />Woman: Ohhh yessss~ Please~<br /><br />Klive: In your ass?<br /><br />[Pause]<br /><br />Woman: [Weirded out suddenly] Why?<br /><br />[Pause]<br /><br />Klive: Um... You said /anywhere./<br /><br />Woman: But I just assumed--- Wait? Do people actually /do/ that?<br /><br />Klive: [Compassionately] Ohhh honey... You haven&#039;t lived until you have me worming my way into your tight little rear. Mmmmmm~<br /><br />[Pause]<br /><br />Woman: Oh, look at that. My house is on fire. Call you back later! [Quick chat log off sound effect]<br /><br />Klive: Mmmmmm~ She&#039;ll come around~<br /><br />[Distant door open]<br /><br />Duncan: [Distant. In a miserable state] Klliiiiivvvvveeeeee...<br /><br />Klive: Hmmm? [Chair squeals] Duncan?<br /><br />Duncan: [Really upset and crying. His voice will get louder as he runs up to Klive] Kllliiiivvvvveeeeeeeeee!<br /><br />&lt;Klive huffs as he is hugged by a fat otter&gt;<br /><br />Duncan: [Crying in a ridiculous snorty manner] Klive! I&#039;m a horrible... terrible person! I don&#039;t deserve to be the most popular fat otter in this brotheeeelllllll!<br /><br />Klive: [Squeezed too hard] Urrkk! Duncan! The fuck!<br /><br />Duncan: [Crying so hard] He was so yooounnnnggggg! His whole life ahead of him! Gone! Gone to that big cheese in the ssssskkkkkyyyyyyyy!<br /><br />Klive: [Still squeezed] Duncan! Let me... ughnn go! I... ugh... don&#039;t know what you&#039;re talking about!<br /><br />Duncan: I&#039;ll never get him back! I&#039;m a criminaaaaaallllllll!<br /><br />Klive: What?!<br /><br />Duncan: Go ahead and lock me up! I&#039;ll never eat another donut as long as I liiiiiveee!<br /><br />Klive: Duncan! What did you do?!<br /><br />Duncan: No donut is worth the life of one wonderful mouse named---<br /><br />Klive: Melvin?!<br /><br />Duncan: &lt;Sniffle snort&gt; How did you know?<br /><br />Klive: Duncan, you ate Melvin?<br /><br />Duncan: You don&#039;t understand?! Melvin was a donut! His sweet little body was covered in Bavarian cream and covered in chocolate sprinkles! It was too much! I couldn&#039;t resist it! And now he&#039;s goooooonnnnnnnne!<br /><br />Klive: Duncan, you got to chuck him out right now!<br /><br />Duncan: I can&#039;t! I tried! I&#039;m too good at deep throating to do that sort of thing.<br /><br />Klive: [Yelling] Try it!<br /><br />Duncan: [While crying] Bleeeeh! Bleh! &lt;Snort&gt; Bllleeh! See? Nothing! He&#039;s gone forever!<br /><br />Klive: Not if I can help it. Open wide!<br /><br />Duncan: Wha huh?! GUHMMMFFFFF &lt;Sound of having an arm shoved down your throat for 30 seconds.&gt;<br /><br />Klive: Ngnnn. Don&#039;t worry, Melvin. I&#039;ll get you out of there. [Pause] Ugh, this is... disgusting. How many donuts did you eat? All I feel is mush down there. [Pause] Wait... I think I got him. [Pause] Or... Part of him anyways. Hnng!<br /><br />&lt;Duncan has an arm ripped out of his throat and mouth and is left panting and crying a lot in a noisy snorty way&gt;<br /><br />Klive: Yeah, I got him. Melvin? [Pause] Melvin, you alive?<br /><br />Duncan: [Crying] He&#039;s gone! He finally bit the big one! No wait, that was me. I&#039;m an otter failure!<br /><br />Melvin: That was wonderful.<br /><br />Duncan: [Crying] And now I&#039;m hearing his haunting ghostly voice in my head! I deserve to be haunted by him! Whyyyyyy!<br /><br />Klive: Duncan, he&#039;s alive.<br /><br />Duncan: I&#039;ll never see his cute little face ever again in my--- [Stops suddenly] What really?<br /><br />Melvin: I&#039;m alive, Duncan.<br /><br />[Long pause]<br /><br />Duncan: Hoooooowwwww?!<br /><br />Melvin: How much do I owe you?<br /><br />Duncan: Owe me?! What! Melvin, stop coming in here! You have your whole life ahead of you! Stop trying to crawl inside my body! I&#039;m giving mice up! I&#039;m gonna be a mouse free otter from this moment on!<br /><br />Melvin: Okay. That&#039;s fine.<br /><br />Duncan: And don&#039;t you dare try to convince me otherwise!<br /><br />Melvin: I won&#039;t.<br /><br />Duncan: No matter how much you beg and plead, I&#039;ll never let you get inside me again!<br /><br />Melvin: All right.<br /><br />Duncan: You have so much to live for!<br /><br />Melvin: I know.<br /><br />Duncan: Don&#039;t you have anything to say, Melvin?! Anything at all?!<br /><br />[Long pause]<br /><br />Melvin: I love you.<br /><br />[Long pause]<br /><br />Duncan: Really?<br /><br />Melvin: I&#039;ll leave you alone if you want. But... I&#039;ll always love you... every part of you.<br /><br />[Long pause]<br /><br />Duncan: [Reconsidering] Well, I mean you can come by every now and then, I guess. I dunno.<br /><br />Klive: [Cautiously] Duncan?<br /><br />[Pause]<br /><br />Duncan: WHat? [Pause] I mean... he loves me, Klive.<br /><br />Melvin: I do. [Pause] But I&#039;ll stop coming back if you really don&#039;t wanna see me again.<br /><br />Duncan: [Sad and confused] Well, don&#039;t say it like that. &lt;Whimpers for a teeny bit&gt; You can come by anytime, Melvin. Jeez. I didn&#039;t know you loved me. Jeez.<br /><br />Melvin: Thank you.<br /><br />Duncan: Anytime, Melvin. &lt;Cry snort&gt; Anytime. [As his voice trails] Oh, sweet Melvin. What a swell little guy!<br /><br />[Distant door shut]<br /><br />[Long pause]<br /><br />Klive: Melvin?<br /><br />[Pause]<br /><br />Melvin: Can I have an apppointment for tomorrow?<br /><br />&lt;Klive is heard making a woeful sigh&gt;<br /><br />Klive: Yeah.<br /><br />Melvin: Thank you.<br /><br />[Musak fades. End.]</span>",
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