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Nighttime and room ambi]\n\nCornelius: [Pissy] Goddamn job. Goddamn customers. I hope everyone and their grandmother drives off a cliff.\n\nGrumpy: [Also Pissy] Yeah, tell me about it. Every time you try and do something good in the world, you never get any respect for it.\n\n[Pause]\n\nCornelius: Okay, why is there a fucking Care Bear in my apartment?\n\nGrumpy: I'm hiding from my boyfriend. He's trying to make me gay.\n\nCornelius: [Confused] Wait... If you already have a boyfriend--\n\nGrumpy: It's complicated! I didn't want a boyfriend either. It just sort of happened. KinkyHeart just has a weird way with... making me have feelings I don't normally have.\n\nCornelius: Well, I guess that's fair. I'm not really gay either.\n\nGrumpy: Really? That's weird. 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Eehaw. <1 minute of cock sucking followed by gulping>\n\nCornelius: \n\nCornelius: HNNNGGGGG Ughnn Fuuccck!\n\nGrumpy: Uughh. That was a lot of donkey cum! \n\nCornelius: Yeah, but I gotta say that it felt pretty damn awesome. Still not gay though.\n\nGrumpy: Ugh. Good for you. At least you feel better. Mind if I stay here a bit longer? I'm still hiding from my boyfriend.\n\nCornelius: Sure. I might need you a little later while I watch porn.\n\nGrumpy: Uuuuhhhhhhh. Fiiiiiine. Looks like I got double duty tonight.\n\nCornelius: Eehaww~\n\n[Fade and end.]", "description_bbcode_parsed": "Cornelius was played by Glazed Donut.
Grumpy Bear was played by \n\t\t\t\t\tNuke

The script is posted below!

Keep in mind that I, Buddy Tippet, also am an author of some very dirty books published on Amazon in paperback and Kindle.

Click here for a list of all of my books!

Also consider buying me a coffee to help keep me going.

https://ko-fi.com/buddytippet

Enjoy the show!


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[Door opens and then slams closed. Nighttime and room ambi]

Cornelius: [Pissy] Goddamn job. Goddamn customers. I hope everyone and their grandmother drives off a cliff.

Grumpy: [Also Pissy] Yeah, tell me about it. Every time you try and do something good in the world, you never get any respect for it.

[Pause]

Cornelius: Okay, why is there a fucking Care Bear in my apartment?

Grumpy: I'm hiding from my boyfriend. He's trying to make me gay.

Cornelius: [Confused] Wait... If you already have a boyfriend--

Grumpy: It's complicated! I didn't want a boyfriend either. It just sort of happened. KinkyHeart just has a weird way with... making me have feelings I don't normally have.

Cornelius: Well, I guess that's fair. I'm not really gay either.

Grumpy: Really? That's weird. The Care-O-Meter said there was a grumpy gay donkey who needed my help.

Cornelius: [Super confused] The heck?

Grumpy: Yeah, they usually send the grumpy missions to me.

Cornelius: Why you?

Grumpy: Because I'm Grumpy Bear.

Cornelius: Oh... I guess that explains the raincloud. But I'm pretty sure I'm not gay.

Grumpy: Great. Can I be not gay with you?

Cornelius: <Ironic chuckle> I guess so! After today, I don't give a fuck! Sometimes I just feel like the world if full of stupid people. I fucking hate people.

Grumpy: Can I sit next to ya?

Cornelius: Sure, go ahead.

Grumpy: <Grunting from crawling up>

Cornelius: Maybe it's because I'm a donkey. Nobody ever takes donkeys seriously. Eeehaw.

Grumpy: I guess some people might think like that. That little noise you made was kinda cool though.

Cornelius: What? You mean eehaw?

Grumpy: I mean it's a really cool donkey sound. I wish I had a cool noise I could make.

Cornelius: Oh, well... It's just something I say when I feel like shit.

Grumpy: Eeehaw.

Cornelius: Eeehaw. [Pause] <Chuckle>

Grumpy: <Chuckles simultaneously with Cornelius briefly>

Cornelius: Well now what? I'm seriously not gay, man.

Grumpy: Well, I'm supposed to show up and help you feel better. But I guess if you're not gay, then that's fine too.

Cornelius: Hmmm. I mean if I /was/ gay, what would you do for me?

Grumpy: Um... I dunno. I was sorta just planning on winging it.

Cornelius: Like are you supposed to suck my donkey dick or something?

Grumpy: [Slightly panicked] I mean... it doesn't actually /have/ to be sexual for me to--

Cornelius: [Interrupts] 'Cause I could kinda go for a blowjob right now. It's not really gay if it's from a Care Bear, right?

Grumpy: Are you serious?

Cornelius: Just saying. It's not, right?

Grumpy: Uuggghh. I bet KinkyHeart had something to do with this. Pull down your pants.

[Pants removal]

Cornelius: Hey, now that's what I'm talking about. Eeehaw.

Grumpy: Yeah yeah. Eehaw. <1 minute of cock sucking followed by gulping>

Cornelius: <Relieved moaning for 1 minute. Deep grunt at orgasm. Will Direct.>

Cornelius: HNNNGGGGG Ughnn Fuuccck!

Grumpy: <Annoyed sound while gulping. Slurpy pop> Uughh. That was a lot of donkey cum! <Little burp>

Cornelius: Yeah, but I gotta say that it felt pretty damn awesome. Still not gay though.

Grumpy: Ugh. Good for you. At least you feel better. Mind if I stay here a bit longer? I'm still hiding from my boyfriend.

Cornelius: Sure. I might need you a little later while I watch porn.

Grumpy: Uuuuhhhhhhh. Fiiiiiine. Looks like I got double duty tonight.

Cornelius: Eehaww~

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