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\n\t\t\t\t\tPervBunWalterThe script is posted below!
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Robby: It seems like every time I get used to all the crazy things this world has to offer...
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Robby: I get just... /one/ more thing.
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Robby: Greetings, folks. You're listening to the Robby Fox Show, I'm Robby Fox here with a very unusual guest here in the studio.
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Robby: Franky, the whole thing has been really surreal. Did you guys ever watch cartoons back in the day? I'm not talking about the new ones that sort of come and go. [Pause] I'm talking about the hits of like 20 or 30 years back. [Pause] Well, as it turns out, some of those cartoon characters ended up somehow being alive... like... more than just drawings.
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Robby: Here in the studio, we have Digeri Dingo. He's one of the many side characters from the hit 90's TV show [Mispronounce]"Taz-zania." Welcome to the Robby Fox show, Digeri.
Digeri: Hi there, Robby! And I need to make a correction. It's Taz-mania.
Robby: My apologies. I've never actually seen the show.
Digeri: [A little disappointed] Really? Not even a little?
Robby: No, I'm sorry. In fact, this is the first I've heard of it. It was mainly about the Tasmanian Devil, wasn't it?
Digeri: Oh, yeah. Ol' Taz got top billing to be sure, but there's something to be said for the charming scamp that was his lovable foil. I was also mention in the series' opening theme song.
Robby: Not bad. But, Digeri, the real reason I am having you here today is the fact that you're a real live breaking cartoon character. That's kind of blowing my mind, man.
Digeri: Oh, Robby, yer making me blush. It's really nothing too mind blowing, as you say. As I see it, I was just drawn into a role that made me the famous dingo that I am today.
Robby: Seriously, I've never heard of you before.
Digeri: [Frustrated] Oh, come on! We had like... 4 seasons! That's 65 episodes, Robby! I was in 10 of those episodes and had a cameo in one of them. And I might also say that those ten episodes are among the best you can find. Also, I think the one cameo episode was falling apart, and they stuck me in there just to bring it out of a slump.
Robby: [Not particularly interested] Fascinating. So, you're actually alive, right?
Digeri: It's available on Boomerang! I know. I rewatch the show twice a month.
Robby: [A little scolding] Digeri...
Digeri: [Sad sigh] Yes, I'm really alive. Although it's not super easy being a living toon 25 years after my show ended. It's not been easy. Also, did you know there are people out there that are horny for cartoons like me? I say "like me" because most of the porn art went Taz and his dad.
Robby: I know something about that, sure.
Digeri: I tried to get some porn content going with Taz one time, you know... to appeal to the toon pervs. He ended up biting my dick off. Ate it up and everything. First time I had a dick too. Now I look like I did back when I was a star. And that got me thinking... Maybe there's a market for that sort of thing.
Robby: Having your dick eaten?
Digeri: Nonono! I mean looking like /this./
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Robby: There's... nothing there.
Digeri: Exactly! It doesn’t feel too bad to have it rubbed here. In fact, I kind of like it. Wanna rub me, Robby? I'll let ya.
Robby: [A little uncomfortable] Um... Are you sure it's... okay?
Digeri: Yeah! Nothing down there. Just fur.
Robby: Okay. [Pause] How's that?
Digeri: [Horny] Ahh~
Robby: [Snaps back into talk show mode] Okay, I think I get what you’re saying, Digeri. I think you told me you were planning on starting a porn studio for toons with nothing between their legs.
Digeri: Yeah, that's the plan. I still got to get some of the old boys together again. I figure if they really need a dick, we can just have one drawn for them or something. We're all pen and ink after all.
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Robby: Fascinating. Well, best of luck to you. And what do you pervs at home think about cartoon porn? Is it your thing?
Digeri: Remember I can still suck dick! I'm not ashamed or anything! I'll work for cheap!
Robby: [Nervous chuckle] Um... You've been listening to the Robby Fox Show. We'll be back in 90 seconds with more thought-provoking content.
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