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This is a favorite show of mine. I find nearly everyone in it sexy as hell.", "count": "5", "submission_right_submission_id": "2277532", "submission_right_file_name": "3315143_BuddyTippet_hughtellsall01hd.mp3", "submission_right_thumbnail_url_huge": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/huge/3315/3315143_BuddyTippet_hughtellsall01hd.jpg", "submission_right_thumbnail_url_large": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/large/3315/3315143_BuddyTippet_hughtellsall01hd.jpg", "submission_right_thumbnail_url_medium": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/medium/3315/3315143_BuddyTippet_hughtellsall01hd.jpg", "submission_right_thumb_huge_x": "200", "submission_right_thumb_huge_y": "200", "submission_right_thumb_large_x": "200", "submission_right_thumb_large_y": "200", "submission_right_thumb_medium_x": "120", "submission_right_thumb_medium_y": "120" } ], "description": "[i]Originally Submitted to FurAffinity.net on Mar 12, 2020 01:10 AM.[/i]\n\n[Bush/outback style background here. I'll figure it out, I guess]\n\nAxl: So what are we doing today, Bull?!\n\nBull: Well, since I often so gratuitously spoil the events of the evening with you, why don't I test your poor intelect and see if you already know what we'll be doing.\n\nAxl: [Excited like a kid in class that knows something] Oh! Oh! I know this, Bull! Pick me! Pick me, Bull! I know the answer!\n\nBull: All right, Axl. Even though I ahve absolutely no reason to believe what you are about to say will have any amount of intelligence, I'll still give you a chance... as seeing as there is no one else in the class to choose from.\n\nAxl: Gee, Bull, that sure is nice of you.\n\nBull: And don't we all know it. But anyways, carry on.\n\nAxl: Ain't we gonna try again to catch that Tazmanian devil, Bull?\n\nBull: And there we have it, Axl. As I expected, you had no idea what we were doing.\n\nAxl: [Sad realization] Oooohhhhh. :(\n\nBull: The show in question where we were trying to capture a Tazmanian Devil only to be twarted at every attempt... /as/ well as severely mauled each and everytime... was canceled over twenty years ago.\n\nAxl: Wow, Bull. I guess that means we have to go back in time then, huh?\n\nBull: Haha! And it seems the years have not made you any smarter, Axl.\n\nAxl: Haha! Thank you, Bull!\n\nBull: Haha, no. Seems Warner Brothers doesn't really need us anymore. Heck we don't even have our original voice actors. Only thing left for us is some rather obscure adult fan images within a rather devient society of animal people called the Furry Fandom.\n\nAxl: [Excited] I'm an animal, Bull!\n\nBull: Right you are, Axl. And now that we don't have a job, money, or prospects, we have to resort to a new sort of work.\n\nAxl: [Calmly curious] And what's that, Bull?\n\nBull: That would be pornography, Axl. Now be a good student and bend over.\n\nAxl: HAHAHAHA Okay, Bull! Look at me! I'm a porn start! HAHAHAA! [Freaks out suddenly] AH EEP! Bull, what's that?!\n\nBull: Nothing to worry about, Axl. That's just my big gator dick pushing inside your tight, girly boy rectum.\n\nAxl: Ugnn! [Girlishly as with fluttering eyes] Am I a pretty girl, Bull?\n\nBull: Not in the slightest, Axl. But with an asshole as tight as yours, I'm not really complaining!\n\nAxl: Hahaha! UUGHNN! Just think of all the tazmanian devils we can catch as porn stars, Bull!\n\nBull: Now, Axl, I hate to say this, but what you just said there was really stupid.\n\nAxl: Should I get the club, Bull.\n\nBull: Not neccesary, Axl. I'll just ram-rod you hard enough to help the lesson sink in.\n\nAxl: Gosh you're so smart! UGHNN!\n\n[Axl moans and grunts out in a cartoonish manner. Bull sounds more like he is strugging to get himself off. This goes on for 1 minute with the following dialog mixed in.]\n\nAxl: AHh AHH! It's really sinking in, Bull!\n\nBull: That's the only way you'll learn, Axl!\n\nAxl: I like learning with your dick in my rear, Bull!\n\nBull: It might be best if you stopped talking while I'm doing this, Axl!\n\nAxl: Hahaha! Maybe you should shove something in my mouth!\n\nBull: That's tomorrow's episode, Axl!\n\nAxl: Unless we get canceled again!\n\nBull: Or if Buddy Tippet gets us another... ugnn! episode! HNNGNGGGGG!\n\n[Bull orgasms]\n\nAxl: [Acting like he just realized something from having his ass filled with cum] Oh! Oh! Oh! Bull! I think I'm learning something!\n\nBull: Aaaah. 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[Bush/outback style background here. I'll figure it out, I guess]

Axl: So what are we doing today, Bull?!

Bull: Well, since I often so gratuitously spoil the events of the evening with you, why don't I test your poor intelect and see if you already know what we'll be doing.

Axl: [Excited like a kid in class that knows something] Oh! Oh! I know this, Bull! Pick me! Pick me, Bull! I know the answer!

Bull: All right, Axl. Even though I ahve absolutely no reason to believe what you are about to say will have any amount of intelligence, I'll still give you a chance... as seeing as there is no one else in the class to choose from.

Axl: Gee, Bull, that sure is nice of you.

Bull: And don't we all know it. But anyways, carry on.

Axl: Ain't we gonna try again to catch that Tazmanian devil, Bull?

Bull: And there we have it, Axl. As I expected, you had no idea what we were doing.

Axl: [Sad realization] Oooohhhhh. :(

Bull: The show in question where we were trying to capture a Tazmanian Devil only to be twarted at every attempt... /as/ well as severely mauled each and everytime... was canceled over twenty years ago.

Axl: Wow, Bull. I guess that means we have to go back in time then, huh?

Bull: Haha! And it seems the years have not made you any smarter, Axl.

Axl: Haha! Thank you, Bull!

Bull: Haha, no. Seems Warner Brothers doesn't really need us anymore. Heck we don't even have our original voice actors. Only thing left for us is some rather obscure adult fan images within a rather devient society of animal people called the Furry Fandom.

Axl: [Excited] I'm an animal, Bull!

Bull: Right you are, Axl. And now that we don't have a job, money, or prospects, we have to resort to a new sort of work.

Axl: [Calmly curious] And what's that, Bull?

Bull: That would be pornography, Axl. Now be a good student and bend over.

Axl: HAHAHAHA Okay, Bull! Look at me! I'm a porn start! HAHAHAA! [Freaks out suddenly] AH EEP! Bull, what's that?!

Bull: Nothing to worry about, Axl. That's just my big gator dick pushing inside your tight, girly boy rectum.

Axl: Ugnn! [Girlishly as with fluttering eyes] Am I a pretty girl, Bull?

Bull: Not in the slightest, Axl. But with an asshole as tight as yours, I'm not really complaining!

Axl: Hahaha! UUGHNN! Just think of all the tazmanian devils we can catch as porn stars, Bull!

Bull: Now, Axl, I hate to say this, but what you just said there was really stupid.

Axl: Should I get the club, Bull.

Bull: Not neccesary, Axl. I'll just ram-rod you hard enough to help the lesson sink in.

Axl: Gosh you're so smart! UGHNN!

[Axl moans and grunts out in a cartoonish manner. Bull sounds more like he is strugging to get himself off. This goes on for 1 minute with the following dialog mixed in.]

Axl: AHh AHH! It's really sinking in, Bull!

Bull: That's the only way you'll learn, Axl!

Axl: I like learning with your dick in my rear, Bull!

Bull: It might be best if you stopped talking while I'm doing this, Axl!

Axl: Hahaha! Maybe you should shove something in my mouth!

Bull: That's tomorrow's episode, Axl!

Axl: Unless we get canceled again!

Bull: Or if Buddy Tippet gets us another... ugnn! episode! HNNGNGGGGG!

[Bull orgasms]

Axl: [Acting like he just realized something from having his ass filled with cum] Oh! Oh! Oh! Bull! I think I'm learning something!

Bull: Aaaah. And what exactly did you learn today, Axl?

Axl: 2 + 2 equals /buttsex!/

Bull: Give me the mallet, Axl.

Axl: I said something stupid, Bull?

Bull: You sure did.

Axl: Here you go.

Bull: Thank you, Axl.

[BLAM!]

Axl: [Drunk from pain] Uuuhhhhhhhh~ I feel less stupid already.

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