{ "submission_id": "2137812", "keywords": [ { "keyword_id": "1073", "keyword_name": "a", "contributed": "f", "submissions_count": "3534" }, { "keyword_id": "3419", "keyword_name": "audio", "contributed": "f", "submissions_count": "1943" }, { "keyword_id": "219", "keyword_name": "balls", "contributed": "f", "submissions_count": "160503" }, { "keyword_id": "47", "keyword_name": "big", "contributed": "f", "submissions_count": "26733" }, { "keyword_id": "57", "keyword_name": "bunny", "contributed": "f", "submissions_count": "114018" }, { "keyword_id": "15375", "keyword_name": "did", "contributed": "f", "submissions_count": "718" }, { "keyword_id": "2490", "keyword_name": "drama", "contributed": "f", "submissions_count": "4652" }, { "keyword_id": "3245", "keyword_name": "furries", "contributed": "f", "submissions_count": "8519" }, { "keyword_id": "2872", "keyword_name": "it", "contributed": "f", "submissions_count": "1641" }, { "keyword_id": "4046", "keyword_name": "key", "contributed": "f", "submissions_count": "525" }, { "keyword_id": "1452", "keyword_name": "lynx", "contributed": "f", "submissions_count": "14072" }, { "keyword_id": "364", "keyword_name": "magician", "contributed": "f", "submissions_count": "1291" }, { "keyword_id": "790", "keyword_name": "music", "contributed": "f", "submissions_count": "8830" }, { "keyword_id": "33078", "keyword_name": "pick", "contributed": "f", "submissions_count": "92" }, { "keyword_id": "186", "keyword_name": "rabbit", "contributed": "f", "submissions_count": "141284" }, { "keyword_id": "3415", "keyword_name": "singing", "contributed": "f", "submissions_count": "2171" }, { "keyword_id": "1842", "keyword_name": "sound", "contributed": "f", "submissions_count": "2674" }, { "keyword_id": "15121", "keyword_name": "sweat", "contributed": "f", "submissions_count": "22576" }, { "keyword_id": "5891", "keyword_name": "tanuki", "contributed": "f", "submissions_count": "8670" }, { "keyword_id": "2569", "keyword_name": "voice", "contributed": "f", "submissions_count": "976" } ], "hidden": "f", "scraps": "f", "favorite": "f", "favorites_count": "3", "create_datetime": "2020-05-10 02:31:07.359926+00", "create_datetime_usertime": "10 May 2020 04:31 CEST", "last_file_update_datetime": "2020-04-20 02:44:24.42746+00", "last_file_update_datetime_usertime": "20 Apr 2020 04:44 CEST", "username": "BuddyTippet", "user_id": "698087", "user_icon_file_name": "316730_BuddyTippet_buddyiconmosh.gif", "user_icon_url_large": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/usericons/large/316/316730_BuddyTippet_buddyiconmosh.gif", "user_icon_url_medium": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/usericons/medium/316/316730_BuddyTippet_buddyiconmosh.gif", "user_icon_url_small": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/usericons/small/316/316730_BuddyTippet_buddyiconmosh.gif", "file_name": "3097840_BuddyTippet_35305055.mp3", "file_url_full": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/files/full/3097/3097840_BuddyTippet_35305055.mp3", "file_url_screen": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/files/screen/3097/3097840_BuddyTippet_35305055.mp3", "file_url_preview": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/files/preview/3097/3097840_BuddyTippet_35305055.mp3", "thumbnail_url_huge": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/huge/3097/3097840_BuddyTippet_35305055.jpg", "thumbnail_url_large": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/large/3097/3097840_BuddyTippet_35305055.jpg", "thumbnail_url_medium": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/medium/3097/3097840_BuddyTippet_35305055.jpg", "thumb_huge_x": "120", "thumb_huge_y": "120", "thumb_large_x": "120", "thumb_large_y": "120", "thumb_medium_x": "120", "thumb_medium_y": "120", "files": [ { "file_id": "3097840", "file_name": "3097840_BuddyTippet_35305055.mp3", "file_url_full": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/files/full/3097/3097840_BuddyTippet_35305055.mp3", "file_url_screen": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/files/screen/3097/3097840_BuddyTippet_35305055.mp3", "file_url_preview": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/files/preview/3097/3097840_BuddyTippet_35305055.mp3", "mimetype": "audio/mpeg", "submission_id": "2137812", "user_id": "698087", "submission_file_order": "0", "full_size_x": null, "full_size_y": null, "screen_size_x": null, "screen_size_y": null, "preview_size_x": null, "preview_size_y": null, "initial_file_md5": "94faea270a6ade86e4568e3478632124", "full_file_md5": "94faea270a6ade86e4568e3478632124", "large_file_md5": "", "small_file_md5": "", "thumbnail_md5": "f0b68dd00d66166c881e3b7873a38fb4", "deleted": "f", "create_datetime": "2020-04-20 02:44:24.42746+00", "create_datetime_usertime": "20 Apr 2020 04:44 CEST", "thumbnail_url_huge": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/huge/3097/3097840_BuddyTippet_35305055.jpg", "thumbnail_url_large": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/large/3097/3097840_BuddyTippet_35305055.jpg", "thumbnail_url_medium": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/medium/3097/3097840_BuddyTippet_35305055.jpg", "thumb_huge_x": "120", "thumb_huge_y": "120", "thumb_large_x": "120", "thumb_large_y": "120", "thumb_medium_x": "120", "thumb_medium_y": "120" } ], "pools": [ { "pool_id": "64513", "name": "Furries Did It [All Audio]", "description": "The complete collection of all audio dramas done by Furries Did It.", "count": "590", "submission_left_submission_id": "2137813", "submission_left_file_name": "3097843_BuddyTippet_35389175.mp3", "submission_left_thumbnail_url_huge": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/huge/3097/3097843_BuddyTippet_35389175.jpg", "submission_left_thumbnail_url_large": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/large/3097/3097843_BuddyTippet_35389175.jpg", "submission_left_thumbnail_url_medium": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/medium/3097/3097843_BuddyTippet_35389175.jpg", "submission_left_thumb_huge_x": "120", "submission_left_thumb_huge_y": "120", "submission_left_thumb_large_x": "120", "submission_left_thumb_large_y": "120", "submission_left_thumb_medium_x": "120", "submission_left_thumb_medium_y": "120", "submission_right_submission_id": "2137811", "submission_right_file_name": "3097838_BuddyTippet_35303166.mp3", "submission_right_thumbnail_url_huge": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/huge/3097/3097838_BuddyTippet_35303166.jpg", "submission_right_thumbnail_url_large": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/large/3097/3097838_BuddyTippet_35303166.jpg", "submission_right_thumbnail_url_medium": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/medium/3097/3097838_BuddyTippet_35303166.jpg", "submission_right_thumb_huge_x": "120", "submission_right_thumb_huge_y": "120", "submission_right_thumb_large_x": "120", "submission_right_thumb_large_y": "120", "submission_right_thumb_medium_x": "120", "submission_right_thumb_medium_y": "120" }, { "pool_id": "64535", "name": "The Travelers [Audio Drama]", "description": "An audio drama about three travelers. One of them is a tanuki. He has big balls.", "count": "1" } ], "description": "[i]Originally Submitted to FurAffinity.net on Mar 5, 2020 11:13 PM.[/i]\n\n[Throughout the scene there will be tavern sounds minus the music.]\n\nRumba: Ah, what a quaint tavern this is. Everyone has made this wandering tanuki very comfortable.\n\nTherion: Surprising you can still get comfortale with such fantastic orbs betwixed your legs.\n\nRumba: [Chuckle] Ah yes. The tanuki's pride and joy. And some might say the source of our power.\n\nTherion: Power, Rumba? Do all travelers from the empire of Wa posess such powers?\n\nRumba: Perhaps. You as a compitent magician lynx, Therion should find great use for what sweat drips from my massive testicles.\n\nBertrand: [Weirded out] Ball sweat?\n\nTherion: The rabbit bard speaks.\n\nBertrand: I've been writing a new song for our traveler from Wa.\n\nRumba: Oh, myyyy. How very exciting.\n\nTherion: Sing it for us, Bertrand.\n\nBertrand: I'm almost finished with it.\n\nRumba: If I find the tune enjoyable, I shall give you 30 gold.\n\nBertrand: 30?! A whole 30?\n\nTherion: The tanuki from Wa is decidedly generous.\n\nBertrand: 30 for a song is more than foolish.\n\nRumba: To please you with 30 for your creativity would be worth the sacrifice. If that be foolish then I consider myself a happy fool.\n\nBertrans: Then a happy fool you shall be, for I shall sing like I have never sung before!\n\n[Therion chuckles.]\n\nRumba: My but it is rather hot in here.\n\nTherion: Producing much ball sweat down there?\n\nRumba: Oh my yes.\n\nTherion: Mind if a take a sample?\n\nRumba: Not at all. I hope it serves you well.\n\nBertrand: Wait wait! Don't soak up his ball sweat just yet! [Pause] I have finished the song!\n\nRumba: Excelent. I long to hear a local song dedicated to the tanukis of Wa.\n\nTherion: I'll just sit a jar under them while I listen.\n\n[Sound of jar being placed on floor]\n\nBertrans: Totally not thinking of ball sweat while I get ready to sing. ALRIGHT! Ladies and gentmen, I give you... [Name of song.]\n\n[There will be a pause and Bertrand will sing his song.]\n\nTherion: Not bad. I rather enjoyed it. What do you think, Rumba?\n\n[Sound of gold hitting the table]\n\nRumba: No doubt Bertrand is the finest bard outside of the empire of Wa. Money well earned.\n\n[Coins Drop]\n\nBertrand: Easiest money ever earned. I am glad that you are such a happy fool. \n\nRumba: As am I. [Chuckles.]\n\nBertrand: xOohooo. [Money sliding] I could get used to this.\n\n[Long pause before a jar is heard sliding]\n\nTherion: Ahh. That should be enough.\n\nRumba: [Snickers] Oh my. There is quite a bit more where that came from.\n\nTherion: Hmm. Really...\n\n[Long pause]\n\nBertrand: Ew.\n\n[Sounds fade and END]", "description_bbcode_parsed": "Originally Submitted to FurAffinity.net on Mar 5, 2020 11:13 PM.

[Throughout the scene there will be tavern sounds minus the music.]

Rumba: Ah, what a quaint tavern this is. Everyone has made this wandering tanuki very comfortable.

Therion: Surprising you can still get comfortale with such fantastic orbs betwixed your legs.

Rumba: [Chuckle] Ah yes. The tanuki's pride and joy. And some might say the source of our power.

Therion: Power, Rumba? Do all travelers from the empire of Wa posess such powers?

Rumba: Perhaps. You as a compitent magician lynx, Therion should find great use for what sweat drips from my massive testicles.

Bertrand: [Weirded out] Ball sweat?

Therion: The rabbit bard speaks.

Bertrand: I've been writing a new song for our traveler from Wa.

Rumba: Oh, myyyy. How very exciting.

Therion: Sing it for us, Bertrand.

Bertrand: I'm almost finished with it.

Rumba: If I find the tune enjoyable, I shall give you 30 gold.

Bertrand: 30?! A whole 30?

Therion: The tanuki from Wa is decidedly generous.

Bertrand: 30 for a song is more than foolish.

Rumba: To please you with 30 for your creativity would be worth the sacrifice. If that be foolish then I consider myself a happy fool.

Bertrans: Then a happy fool you shall be, for I shall sing like I have never sung before!

[Therion chuckles.]

Rumba: My but it is rather hot in here.

Therion: Producing much ball sweat down there?

Rumba: Oh my yes.

Therion: Mind if a take a sample?

Rumba: Not at all. I hope it serves you well.

Bertrand: Wait wait! Don't soak up his ball sweat just yet! [Pause] I have finished the song!

Rumba: Excelent. I long to hear a local song dedicated to the tanukis of Wa.

Therion: I'll just sit a jar under them while I listen.

[Sound of jar being placed on floor]

Bertrans: Totally not thinking of ball sweat while I get ready to sing. ALRIGHT! Ladies and gentmen, I give you... [Name of song.]

[There will be a pause and Bertrand will sing his song.]

Therion: Not bad. I rather enjoyed it. What do you think, Rumba?

[Sound of gold hitting the table]

Rumba: No doubt Bertrand is the finest bard outside of the empire of Wa. Money well earned.

[Coins Drop]

Bertrand: Easiest money ever earned. I am glad that you are such a happy fool.

Rumba: As am I. [Chuckles.]

Bertrand: xOohooo. [Money sliding] I could get used to this.

[Long pause before a jar is heard sliding]

Therion: Ahh. That should be enough.

Rumba: [Snickers] Oh my. There is quite a bit more where that came from.

Therion: Hmm. Really...

[Long pause]

Bertrand: Ew.

[Sounds fade and END]", "writing": "", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "", "pools_count": 2, "title": "The Travelers", "deleted": "f", "public": "t", "mimetype": "audio/mpeg", "pagecount": "1", "rating_id": "2", "rating_name": "Adult", "ratings": [ { "content_tag_id": "4", "name": "Sexual Themes", "description": "Erotic imagery, sexual activity or arousal", "rating_id": "2" } ], "submission_type_id": "10", "type_name": "Music - Single Track", "guest_block": "f", "friends_only": "f", "comments_count": "0", "views": "54" }