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I am a genius attempting to make the world a better place by crushing down into the palm of my hands. [Louder] I am the evil Lord Talbot! I, and I alone deserve to rule the world.\n\nFerros: I get that, but I just don't see why we can't just rule it from inside a basement.\n\nTalbot: [Incredibly frustrated with Ferros' circle talk] Why are you suddenly obsessed with basements?!\n\nFerros: [Soft and whimpery] Bela Lugosi always worked out of a basement.\n\nTalbot: [Loudly] ENOUGH! \n\nFerros: [As if he heard nothing] I can even be your own personal Tor Johnson. [Mimicking Tor] I hear and I obey you, massstteeerrrrr!\n\nTalbot: [Shouting in a rage] I SAID ENOUGH!!!!! [Yelling resonates and echoes. /Ferros Whimpers/ Talbot now speaks softer with a strong resolve] You have ruined me, Ferros.\n\nFerros: [Optimisticly] We can always rebuild.\n\nTalbot: [Sneeringly with the intent to hurt Ferros' feelings] There is no /we/.\n\n[A growing deep sound begins to build here]\n\nFerros: [Whimpering] What are you saying?\n\nTalbot: I want you the fuck out of my life.\n\nFerros: [Tearing up] Whaaat?! Master, I can do better! I promise! I love you!\n\nTalbot: Leave me, you dolt.\n\nFerros: [Crying] No! No! No! Master, please! I'll change! I promise I'll change! I won't call you mad and I won't make any more deathrays unless you REAAAALLLY beg me too.\n\nTalbot: Get away from me!\n\nFerros: Please don't do this to me! I was born to be a henchman! Mad science and the murder of innocence is all I've ever dreamed about! I tried to kill my own mother with a laser blaster when I was 2! How was I supposed to know it was just a toy?! Come on, Master! 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[The opening of this scene has a lot of clangs and electrical noises. It is followed by the sound of a power drill. Ferros is grunting during this time and sounds extremely exhausted. Talbot is both sad and angry about losing his lab.]

Talbot: My entire lab is gone, Ferros.

Ferros: We can get a new one.

[Talbot groans wearily.]

Ferros: I hear the basement has pretty much been abandoned.

Talbot: [Angry] The basement? You expect me to go from great heights to live in squalor down in the basement?!

[Ferros drills one last time]

Ferros: Are you still mad?

Talbot: [Yells] For the last time, you imbecile, I AM NOT MAD!

Ferros: Well, why not?

Talbot: [Loud and angry] WHAT?!

Ferros: [Whimpering] What's wrong with being a mad scientist. Isn't that the fun of it?

Talbot: [Furious] Fun?! Is that what all this is to you? You think being mad is fun?! You think I do evil because it's fun?! [Pause before becoming much darker] I am not mad, Ferros. I am a genius attempting to make the world a better place by crushing down into the palm of my hands. [Louder] I am the evil Lord Talbot! I, and I alone deserve to rule the world.

Ferros: I get that, but I just don't see why we can't just rule it from inside a basement.

Talbot: [Incredibly frustrated with Ferros' circle talk] Why are you suddenly obsessed with basements?!

Ferros: [Soft and whimpery] Bela Lugosi always worked out of a basement.

Talbot: [Loudly] ENOUGH!

Ferros: [As if he heard nothing] I can even be your own personal Tor Johnson. [Mimicking Tor] I hear and I obey you, massstteeerrrrr!

Talbot: [Shouting in a rage] I SAID ENOUGH!!!!! [Yelling resonates and echoes. /Ferros Whimpers/ Talbot now speaks softer with a strong resolve] You have ruined me, Ferros.

Ferros: [Optimisticly] We can always rebuild.

Talbot: [Sneeringly with the intent to hurt Ferros' feelings] There is no /we/.

[A growing deep sound begins to build here]

Ferros: [Whimpering] What are you saying?

Talbot: I want you the fuck out of my life.

Ferros: [Tearing up] Whaaat?! Master, I can do better! I promise! I love you!

Talbot: Leave me, you dolt.

Ferros: [Crying] No! No! No! Master, please! I'll change! I promise I'll change! I won't call you mad and I won't make any more deathrays unless you REAAAALLLY beg me too.

Talbot: Get away from me!

Ferros: Please don't do this to me! I was born to be a henchman! Mad science and the murder of innocence is all I've ever dreamed about! I tried to kill my own mother with a laser blaster when I was 2! How was I supposed to know it was just a toy?! Come on, Master! Don't do this to me!

Talbot: [Yells angrily] Ferros!

Ferros: I love you, master! I'll do anything for you! I'd let you fuck me in my eye sockets if it make you happy!

[Sound of gun being cocked.]

Ferros: Wait, No, don't leave me like this! [Screams out] MASTER, PLEEEEEEESE! [Gunshot BANG] [Deep sound breaks at the gunshot]

[Long pause as generic relaxing music echoes somewhere. The sound of a marker writing as Ferros speaks.]

Ferros: Out... of... work... henchman. [Pause] Homeless. [Pause] Will... do... evil... for... food. [Marker sounds stop.] Yeah, I can't be much more clearer than that. [Long sigh]

Guess I'll just wait here... and... wait until another mad scientist finds me. [Long pause] Could be days... [Pause] Weeks... [Pause] Years... [Pause] Eternity... [Pause] Who's counting? I'm gonna live forever anyways.

Quentin: Ah, hey there.

Ferros: Aaaaaahhhh Hey! Ferros, evil henchman at your service!

Quentin: [Chuckles] I'm Quentin. [Pause] Are you for real?

Ferros: Of course I am. The sign said it all. [Reads quickly] Out of work henchman. Homeless. Will do evil for food. [Resuming] Yep, it's all there!

Quentin: What exactly can you do?

Ferros: What /can't/ I do? Electrical, mechanical, sexual, homicidal, [pause and then softer] Death Rays.

Quentin: Hmm. All right. Well, if you are looking for a new master...

Ferros: [Interrupting] I accept.

Quentin: Whoa whoa now. Hmm. Why don't you come with me?

Ferros: Yes, master!

Quentin: [Unsure] Master? Eh, how about you just call me boss.

Ferros: Sure thing, boss!

Quentin: Good. That's better. Now, Ferros, would you happen to know where one might set up a base of operations?

Ferros: Eh heh. Ever consider trying out the basement?

Quentin: Hmmm. Interesting. Why don't you show me?

Ferros: Sure thing, boss!

Ferros: By the way, I'm immortal.

Quentin: Really?

Ferros: Pretty much nothing can kill me.

Quentin: Interesting.

Ferros: Still hurts like a bitch though.

Quentin: I'll have to test that out.

Ferros: Anything you want, boss. You won't /ever/ regret taking me in. [Echo and fade out.]

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