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[Pause] You look really angry.\n\nTalbot: [Growling] Do I look angry, Ferros.\n\nFerros: The part where you yelled, [Mockingly] I TOLD YOU I'M NOT MAD! gave off a strong hint of angry.\n\nTalbot: Ferros, you destroyed one half of my lab with your fucking deathray.\n\nFerros: Oh, come on. The other half was way better.\n\nTalbot: [Snaps loudly] SHUT UP!\n\nFerros: [Quickly] Okay-sorry.\n\nTalbot: That blasted death ray you made is still firing causing the singularity to get worse by the minute.\n\nFerros: [Mumbling really fast] Well time is relative, so a minute might as well be an hour or a day as far as its exmapnsion is concerned.\n\nTalbot: [Loudly at first] AND ONE more thing... I dearly wish to squeeze the life out of you... but you have somehow become immortal.\n\nFerros: Well, maybe if you run in there, you'll become immortal too!\n\nTalbot: [Extremely sceptical.] Really?\n\nFerros: [Mumbles quickly] No, you'll probably just be broken down into atoms and reranged as a novelty lamp.\n\nTalbot: [Groans in complete frustration.] Ferros, you are going to fix this. [Pause] /I/ am the Evil Lord Talbot. Everyone in Railrod Towers respects me. I will not have my entire legacy sullied by the likes of an idiot ferret henchman who thought he could play god.\n\nFerros: [Mumbles quickly] Well technically my immortality makes me into a god. AGHHH!\n\nTalbot: [Yells in a rage] Can a god have his neck broken like this?!\n\n[Sound of a neck being broken. /Ferros squeaks when this happens./ Sound of something hitting the floor]]\n\nTalbot: [Calmly] When I murder someone, I expect them to stay murdered.\n\n[Sound of bones breaking in reverse]\n\nFerros: [Gasping] AHHh! Ow! Ughnn! Oh, that never becomes a nice thing.\n\nTalbot: But you, Ferros... You are too stupid to die.\n\nFerros: [Grunts and coughs] Ughh. Master, I actually don't know why the death ray won't shut off. The power should have been depleated by now.\n\nTalbot: What does this mean, you imbecile?\n\nFerros: [Struggling to contend with his death] It means that... if it isn't contained, Railroad Towers will be destroyed. We have to lock off this floor. That's the only way we can deal with it.\n\nTalbot: [Seething with boiling rage] Oh, how I hate you, Ferros. All you had to do was do what I asked of you.\n\nFerros: [Whimpering sadly] But I like death rays.\n\nTalbot: [Still angry] Get up. Help me contain this floor. We'll talk about your employment with me afterwards.\n\nFerros: Wait... You aren't going to fire me, are you?\n\nTalbot: [Yells in a rage] SEAL OFF THIS FLOOR!\n\nFerros: Yes, master!\n\n[Sound fades. 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[Sounds like a chaotic whirlwind with a bit of zapping and other supernatual whatnots fade in and then muffle....Talbot is pretty darn angry, but trying to be as reasonable as he can concerning half of his lab is destroyed]

Talbot: Now, Ferros. What exactly am I looking at on the other side of this door?

Ferros: You mean that big ball of time and space, spirling out of sync with the universe?

Talbot: [Angry] Is that what that is?

Ferros: I dunno, master. I guess it looks a little like that.

Talbot: [Fairly seething but still remaining calm] And just how in blazes are you now immortal?

Ferros: Well, master... Uh... I've been looking into that. I figured no living creature was meant to make contact with  a multi-dimentional annomyly of this magnitude. After calculating the diameter of the ball and cross-refferencing it with the varrying hight asnd width of my meager ferret body, I finally came to the conclusion that is was probably some sort of cosmic dumb luck.

Talbot: [Almost growling he is so angry] Ferros...

Ferros: [Nervous] You look mad.

Talbot: [Snapping out of rage] I TOLD YOU I'M NOT MAD!

Ferros: No, uh. [Pause] I meant mad like... mad like angry. [Pause] You look really angry.

Talbot: [Growling] Do I look angry, Ferros.

Ferros: The part where you yelled, [Mockingly] I TOLD YOU I'M NOT MAD! gave off a strong hint of angry.

Talbot: Ferros, you destroyed one half of my lab with your fucking deathray.

Ferros: Oh, come on. The other half was way better.

Talbot: [Snaps loudly] SHUT UP!

Ferros: [Quickly] Okay-sorry.

Talbot: That blasted death ray you made is still firing causing the singularity to get worse by the minute.

Ferros: [Mumbling really fast] Well time is relative, so a minute might as well be an hour or a day as far as its exmapnsion is concerned.

Talbot: [Loudly at first] AND ONE more thing... I dearly wish to squeeze the life out of you... but you have somehow become immortal.

Ferros: Well, maybe if you run in there, you'll become immortal too!

Talbot: [Extremely sceptical.] Really?

Ferros: [Mumbles quickly] No, you'll probably just be broken down into atoms and reranged as a novelty lamp.

Talbot: [Groans in complete frustration.] Ferros, you are going to fix this. [Pause] /I/ am the Evil Lord Talbot. Everyone in Railrod Towers respects me. I will not have my entire legacy sullied by the likes of an idiot ferret henchman who thought he could play god.

Ferros: [Mumbles quickly] Well technically my immortality makes me into a god. AGHHH!

Talbot: [Yells in a rage] Can a god have his neck broken like this?!

[Sound of a neck being broken. /Ferros squeaks when this happens./ Sound of something hitting the floor]]

Talbot: [Calmly] When I murder someone, I expect them to stay murdered.

[Sound of bones breaking in reverse]

Ferros: [Gasping] AHHh! Ow! Ughnn! Oh, that never becomes a nice thing.

Talbot: But you, Ferros... You are too stupid to die.

Ferros: [Grunts and coughs] Ughh. Master, I actually don't know why the death ray won't shut off. The power should have been depleated by now.

Talbot: What does this mean, you imbecile?

Ferros: [Struggling to contend with his death] It means that... if it isn't contained, Railroad Towers will be destroyed. We have to lock off this floor. That's the only way we can deal with it.

Talbot: [Seething with boiling rage] Oh, how I hate you, Ferros. All you had to do was do what I asked of you.

Ferros: [Whimpering sadly] But I like death rays.

Talbot: [Still angry] Get up. Help me contain this floor. We'll talk about your employment with me afterwards.

Ferros: Wait... You aren't going to fire me, are you?

Talbot: [Yells in a rage] SEAL OFF THIS FLOOR!

Ferros: Yes, master!

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