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All foxes are jerks. There's nothing you can do about that.\n\nJasper: [Still depressed, feeling like he failed.] It still sucks. There was a mouse that was in real trouble... and Quentin just ended up eating him.\n\nBrisk: [Sad] Poor mousie. We have a lot of friendly mice in the village. They would have loved to soend time with him.\n\nJasper: [Sad groan] I knnoowwwww.\n\nBrisk: Mice are so sexy.\n\nJasper: [Surprised and then annoyed.] Huh? Hey, this isn't the time!\n\nBrisk: Sorry. The other mice let me do things with their little boddies. It's so hot.\n\nJasper: Brisk!\n\nBrisk: I know. I know. Sorry. This isn't the time.\n\nJasper: Yeah. It isn't. [Pause and then sigh.] I just... hope that... someday Quentin will just stop being such a jerk.\n\n[Qentin's voice is heard outside of the door yelling. Just record it normally with a hightened tone of urgency] \n\nQuentin: Jasper! Jasper! I'm coming in there! You better get out of the way! Here I come!\n\nBrisk: Do you hear that?\n\nJasper: Uh... Oh no.\n\nQuentin: CRASH!\n\n[The doors to Jasper's house crashes open.]\n\nJasper: [Flabbergasted] My door!\n\nQuentin: [High strung] Jasper!\n\nJasper: [Still angry] You can't just destroy my front door. I would have let you in if you had knocked!\n\nQuentin: [High strung] No time to talk! I need something from you.\n\nJasper: Yes. Yes. I know. You wanna fuck me and my...\n\nQuentin: [Loudly interupts] I need a blanket!\n\nJasper: You uh... Wait... a blanket?\n\nQuentin: Yes, I need a fucking blanket you hopping puff ball of golly fluff!\n\nBrisk: Hopping... Golly... what?\n\nJasper: [Trying to keep his sanity.] Wait, Quentin! Just slow down. Why do you want a blanket all of the sudden [quickly adds the rest] /and also/ why did you have to break down my door to get one.\n\nQuentin: [Super impatient] It was... I just need to... MY TAIL! I got my tail wet in the river. And it's cold. And I hate being cold.\n\nBrisk: It doesn't even look wet.\n\nQuentin: Give me a blanket or you're all gonna be cock warmers!\n\nJasper: No it's fine. It's fine. You can have your stupid blanket.\n\nQuentin: [Frantic] Hurry! My tail isn't getting any warmer, you imbecile.\n\n[Sound of cloth moving.]\n\nJasper: Here! Just take it!\n\n[Quentin grabs the blanket in his teeth and mumbled out] Got it! Bye!\n\n[Sound of running away]\n\nJasper: [Groans miserably] My doooooor.\n\nBrisk: His tail wasn't even wet though.\n\nJasper: Brisk, let it go.\n\n[River fades back in. Keith is humming a tune to himself while he waits.]\n\nChipper: Hey there. You look new.\n\nKeith: Hmm? Oh, a squirrel. Hi.\n\nChipper: Yup. That's me. Chipper the squirrel. They call me chipper because I like chocolate chips.\n\nKeith: Oh, neat.\n\nChipper: What's your name?\n\nKeith: Keith.\n\nChipper: Lonely?\n\nKeith: Um. I was waiting for this fox to come back. He was going to give me a blanket, but I don't feel so bad anymore.\n\nChipper: Oh, neat. Well, you wanna come home with me and hang out? We can do some naughty stuff.\n\nKeith: [Nervous] Uhhhhh.\n\nChipper: Come on. It'll be fun.\n\nKeith:Um, okay. I dunno what you mean by naughty though.\n\n[Footfalls as they walk. Also their voice trails off.]\n\nChipper: It's nothng. Hey, do you like ice cream?\n\nKeith: Ice cream?\n\nChipper: I /love/ ice cream.\n\nKeith: Uhhh.\n\n[About 15 seconds of nothing but with Quentin's voice fading into the scene.]\n\nQuentin: [Blanket still in his teeth] Mousie! Mouse! I got you a blanket! A really nice blanket too! Now you'll be all... warm... and... [Pause] com..for..ta..ble.... And... [He drops the blanket.]\n\nMousie? Uh. Where did he go?\n\n[He scoffs] Not that /I/ care where he went. He's just a dumb little mouse. I'll just go back and be mean to Jasper some more. [Pause] Yeah that's what I'll do!\n\n[Sound of Quentin walking off but then turning and running back]\n\nSeriously, what happened to my mouse?!\n\nSniff, sniff, sniff [Yes he says the word sniff]\n\nSquirrel smell. Fuck! He's been kidnapped. [Running sounds] Don't worry, mousie! I'll save you! And probably eat you too! [Pause] Maybe!\n\n[River fades]", "description_bbcode_parsed": "Originally Submitted to FurAffinity.net on Oct 17, 2019 09:09 PM.

Jasper: [Depressed] I don't know why I bother to be a good bunny anymore, Brisk.

Brisk: Quentin's just a jerk. All foxes are jerks. There's nothing you can do about that.

Jasper: [Still depressed, feeling like he failed.] It still sucks. There was a mouse that was in real trouble... and Quentin just ended up eating him.

Brisk: [Sad] Poor mousie. We have a lot of friendly mice in the village. They would have loved to soend time with him.

Jasper: [Sad groan] I knnoowwwww.

Brisk: Mice are so sexy.

Jasper: [Surprised and then annoyed.] Huh? Hey, this isn't the time!

Brisk: Sorry. The other mice let me do things with their little boddies. It's so hot.

Jasper: Brisk!

Brisk: I know. I know. Sorry. This isn't the time.

Jasper: Yeah. It isn't. [Pause and then sigh.] I just... hope that... someday Quentin will just stop being such a jerk.

[Qentin's voice is heard outside of the door yelling. Just record it normally with a hightened tone of urgency]

Quentin: Jasper! Jasper! I'm coming in there! You better get out of the way! Here I come!

Brisk: Do you hear that?

Jasper: Uh... Oh no.

Quentin: CRASH!

[The doors to Jasper's house crashes open.]

Jasper: [Flabbergasted] My door!

Quentin: [High strung] Jasper!

Jasper: [Still angry] You can't just destroy my front door. I would have let you in if you had knocked!

Quentin: [High strung] No time to talk! I need something from you.

Jasper: Yes. Yes. I know. You wanna fuck me and my...

Quentin: [Loudly interupts] I need a blanket!

Jasper: You uh... Wait... a blanket?

Quentin: Yes, I need a fucking blanket you hopping puff ball of golly fluff!

Brisk: Hopping... Golly... what?

Jasper: [Trying to keep his sanity.] Wait, Quentin! Just slow down. Why do you want a blanket all of the sudden [quickly adds the rest] /and also/ why did you have to break down my door to get one.

Quentin: [Super impatient] It was... I just need to... MY TAIL! I got my tail wet in the river. And it's cold. And I hate being cold.

Brisk: It doesn't even look wet.

Quentin: Give me a blanket or you're all gonna be cock warmers!

Jasper: No it's fine. It's fine. You can have your stupid blanket.

Quentin: [Frantic] Hurry! My tail isn't getting any warmer, you imbecile.

[Sound of cloth moving.]

Jasper: Here! Just take it!

[Quentin grabs the blanket in his teeth and mumbled out] Got it! Bye!

[Sound of running away]

Jasper: [Groans miserably] My doooooor.

Brisk: His tail wasn't even wet though.

Jasper: Brisk, let it go.

[River fades back in. Keith is humming a tune to himself while he waits.]

Chipper: Hey there. You look new.

Keith: Hmm? Oh, a squirrel. Hi.

Chipper: Yup. That's me. Chipper the squirrel. They call me chipper because I like chocolate chips.

Keith: Oh, neat.

Chipper: What's your name?

Keith: Keith.

Chipper: Lonely?

Keith: Um. I was waiting for this fox to come back. He was going to give me a blanket, but I don't feel so bad anymore.

Chipper: Oh, neat. Well, you wanna come home with me and hang out? We can do some naughty stuff.

Keith: [Nervous] Uhhhhh.

Chipper: Come on. It'll be fun.

Keith:Um, okay. I dunno what you mean by naughty though.

[Footfalls as they walk. Also their voice trails off.]

Chipper: It's nothng. Hey, do you like ice cream?

Keith: Ice cream?

Chipper: I /love/ ice cream.

Keith: Uhhh.

[About 15 seconds of nothing but with Quentin's voice fading into the scene.]

Quentin: [Blanket still in his teeth] Mousie! Mouse! I got you a blanket! A really nice blanket too! Now you'll be all... warm... and... [Pause] com..for..ta..ble.... And... [He drops the blanket.]

Mousie? Uh. Where did he go?

[He scoffs] Not that /I/ care where he went. He's just a dumb little mouse. I'll just go back and be mean to Jasper some more. [Pause] Yeah that's what I'll do!

[Sound of Quentin walking off but then turning and running back]

Seriously, what happened to my mouse?!

Sniff, sniff, sniff [Yes he says the word sniff]

Squirrel smell. Fuck! He's been kidnapped. [Running sounds] Don't worry, mousie! I'll save you! And probably eat you too! [Pause] Maybe!

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