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Nuke was played by \n\t\t\t\t\tNuke

The script is posted below!

Keep in mind that I, Buddy Tippet, also am an author of some very dirty books published on Amazon in paperback and Kindle.

Click here for a list of all of my books!

Also consider buying me a coffee to help keep me going.

https://ko-fi.com/buddytippet

Enjoy the show!


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[Usual Lab noises. Maybe a fun mad scientist intro.]

Ferros: <Evil Villain laughter> Finally! They said it couldn't be done, but I did it! /I/ did it! Live proactive trans-mu-ta-tive miniaturization was always possible in theory, but with this new raygun, I can make anybody I want as tiny as a mouse... and then I can crush them with my cute ferret paws! Wahahahaha.

[Stomping noises]

Nuke: Ferros, what's all the evil laughter about? I haven't heard you do that in the last three hours. What was it about again?

Ferros: Oh hi, Master Nuke. That was just me getting a new high score in Rampage. [Intense] But this! This, Master, is /way/ better than any of that. May I, for the very first time, present to you... dramatic pause... MY SHRINK RAY!

[Long Pause]

Ferros: [Confused] Master?

Nuke: Yes, it's very cute... but didn't you already create one of these about a month ago?

Ferros: Nonono! That was my small ray. It wasn't as cool at this one.

Nuke: What was different about it?

Ferros: Well... when I pulled the trigger... it just made the gun itself shrink. It's... somewhere... around here... It might have gotten swept up or something.

Nuke: Hmmm. And this... shrink ray?

Ferros: [Dramatic] OH yeah! With just one pull of this trigger, I can make anything or /anybody/ as tiny as I want them to be.

Nuke: Mmhmm. And then what?

Ferros: And... like I said... Step on them with my cute ferret paws. /Smash!/

Nuke: Yes, I agree that your ferret paws are very cute. It's just a little weird to hear you say so yourself.

Ferros: [Cutesy] Oh yeah. Sometimes I just look at them and... Wait! We're talking about my /shrink ray/ right now! Master Nuke, we have to test it out!

Nuke: Very well. What are you planning to shoot with it?

Ferros: Weeeellll... I thought about this for a long time but... Heh heh heh heh.

Nuke: [Suspicious] Ferros?

Ferros: [Shouting] HOW ABOUT A FAT TANUKI!

[Shrink ray sound]

Ferros: [Screaming] OH GAWD! WHAT'S HAPPENING! SOMETHING WENT WRONG! IT'S BACKFIRING! AHHH! MASTER!

[Death ray stops.]

[Shocked] Oh... my... gaaawwd. Master Nuke... You're.... so.... uhhhhhh...

[Nuke will now sound huge and booming]

Nuke: [Not surprised] Well... Well... Well... The lowly henchmen attempts to become the master once again.

Ferros: Oh, master no! It's was all a misunderstanding! Please have mercy!

Nuke: What was that thing you were saying before you shrunk yourself? Something about your cute ferret paws?

Ferros: Oh gawd! I gotta run away! <Running grunts>

Nuke: How about a big... mighty... tanuki foot!

Ferros: WAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

[Muffled monster stomp but loud]

Ferros: OOMMFFFF!

Nuke: Oh how very strange it is... having my traitorous little henchmen gasping for life between my toes.

Ferros: Maaassttter! Plleeeaaassseee!

Nuke: Perhaps I should press down on you a bit more.

[Crackle sounds]

Ferros: WAAAHHHH! Nooo! Master! You're going to squish me!

Nuke: Ohhh, yessss. Squish you with a big, giant tanuki paw. Thank you for the lovely idea.

Ferros: Master, I'm so sorry! [Muffled] MMMFFFF!

Nuke: Next time, after you revive, of course, think twice about turning on me. My curse makes me immune to shape-changing, which you should have remembered, my pathetic, tiny, little itty-bitty ferret.

Ferros: [Muffled] Massstteerr, sttoooppppp!

Nuke: And now... I'll just apply a little pressure. I'm sure it won't take much to squish you like a bug.

[More cracking noises]

Ferros: <Muffled screams of pain and agony which suddenly stops.>

[Crunch noise]

Nuke: [insincere] Whoops. <Chuckle> Ah, that was refreshing. He seems to be stuck to my foot, though. Ah, whatever. I'll just smush him around a bit more while I walk. Time to get back to my studies.

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