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The script is posted below!

This audio drama was done on commission. If you are interested in commissioning a dirty audio from Furries Did It, just click HERE to check out how our pricing works.

ALSO keep in mind that I, Buddy Tippet, also am an author of some very dirty books published on Amazon in paperback and Kindle.

Click here for a list of all of my books!

Also consider buying me a coffee to help keep me going.

https://ko-fi.com/buddytippet

Enjoy the show!


-----

[Muffled metal crashes]

Peter: [Muffled] Wait! Don't start without me!

[Door slams open and metal crashes come in with Peter]

Peter: I'm heeerrreeee! <Grunty running sounds>

[Metal bucket clanks a few times closer and closer]

Peter: <Wheezing and panting> You don't understand! <Wheeeeeze> There were buckets everywhere! I don't even know how where they came from! <Wheeeeze> Don't throw up. Haaaaah! <Gulp> [Suddenly okay] Okay, I feel better!

Peter: [Dramatically] And now the moment you've all been waiting for!

[Two bucket sounds]

Peter: Wait a minute. There's still a bucket on my foot. <Grunts as he pulls off bucket>

[Suction POP!]

Peter: There we go!

[Bucket hit the floor]

Peter: And now for the most fabulous JOI session you'll ever have, hosted by me, Peter Podamus! Fanfare, please!

[Ancient Windows fanfare sound effect]

Peter: Okay, first things first. I have you ask you a very important question. Drumroll, please!

[Drumroll]

Peter: Did ya get that thing I sent ya? [Pause] That's right, it's a buttplug! Hippo sized! We're just gonna pop this sucker right into my... <Struggles> Wait, just gimme a minute. <More struggling> Almost... Almost got it... Just gotta... Maybe if I spin it around a bit.

[Squeaky noises]

Peter: Eeee Aaaahhhh. Just a littlewaaahH! Where did it go? Did I drop it?! [Little floor squeaks] Ah, man, gimme a minute! This is my first time ever being gay! Where did it... There it is! Okay, let's just pop that sucker right on up... nghnn... that big... nhgnnn.. Hippo.... nghnnn... Butthole! Hnnggg......

[Suction pop and another windows fanfare]

Peter: Um... is it in?

[Muffled rumble sound that goes on for the rest of the audio.]

Peter: Whoaa hahaha! Okay! There we go! I'm getting hard already. Wait... weren't you supposed to be the one using the butt plug? Well, never mind. If you got one you can stick it in! It's time to have some Jerk Off Instruction! I hope you were already whacking off, or else you won't be ready for [Suddenly loud] START JERKING REAL FAST! Come on! Get it really hard! Don't stop until I say so. Okay, stop.

Peter: That's right. Relax for a bit. You gotta take a few breaths before we continue. In and out. Haaaaah. In and out. Man, that buttplug is really something.

Peter: Okay, time to give it some slow strokes. Up and down. Grind that paw... or claw... or hoof against your dick. Oh haaah. Yeah, just like that. Maybe a little faster. Haaaah. Yeah. You like that? You like doing what Peter Podamus tells you to do? [Nervous] Oh man, my ass is really buzzing. Gonna have to double hoof it.

Peter: Okay, stop. It's pretty good, yeah? You like it, yeah? You wanna cum for me, yeah? Well, too bad! You're not allowed to cum until I do. Although I don't think I'm gonna last much longer at this rate. This thing is vibrating so hard I might just pump one out without touching.

Peter: Altogether now! Stroke it! Stroke it real good. Right on the head. [Pause] Not your head-head. The head of your dick. That's better. Ahhh. Turn it. Twist it. GO a little faster. Haaaaah. Getting close. [More desperate] Come on, don't be a wimp! Jerk it off faster. Don't cum yet! You didn't cum yet, did you?! Don't ruin it! You'll have to start over!

Peter: [Panicking] You gotta go faster! Beat it! Beat your fucking meat! Jerk it off like your life depended on it! Jerk it like there's a guy with an eye patch pointing a gun at you through the window!

Phil Seben: [Muffled through window.] Haa haaah! I have a gun.

Peter: [Screaming] We're almost there! Just a few more seconds! Any sooner and it'll be a disaster! Ahh AHHH! AHHHH! HNNNGNG! CUM! Oh guard HNNNGG! BLOW YOUR LOAD! HNNNNNNGG! [Panting for a long while]

Peter: Oh, Ohh that was more intense than I thought it be.

[Classic outro music]

Peter: But I think we all learned a valuable lesson today. Always jerk off before you kick the bucket!

[Booing from somewhere]

Peter: What?!

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