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Frank was played by \n\t\t\t\t\tdeleter

The script is posted below!

This audio drama was done on commission. If you are interested in commissioning a dirty audio from Furries Did It, just click HERE to check out how our pricing works.

ALSO keep in mind that I, Buddy Tippet, also am an author of some very dirty books published on Amazon in paperback and Kindle.

Click here for a list of all of my books!

Also consider buying me a coffee to help keep me going.

https://ko-fi.com/buddytippet

Enjoy the show!


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[Morning.]

Cornelius: <Yawwwwwwwn.>

[Annoying door banging.]

Frank: [Behind door.] Hey, wake up, you stupid donkey! I'm fucking hungry in here! You think you can sleep all day?!

Cornelius: [Groggy.] Ugh, why did I ever agree to having a weasel for a roommate? He's such an asshole.

Frank: [Behind door.] What's that?! You sayin' something about me?! Get your stupid donkey ass up and make me breakfast!

Cornelius: [Under Breath.] You want me to make you breakfast, huh? I /eat/ guys like you for breakfast.

[Angry knocking.]

Frank: [Behind door.] Cornelius!

Cornelius: I'm getting up, Frank!

Frank: [Behind door.] Fucking finally!

[Bed sound.]

Cornelius: [Under breath.] Just lemme grab my fucking guitar, asshole.

[Guitar pickup sound.]

Cornelius: I'll make you breakfast.

[Door opens.]

Frank: Goddamn. Do you know how long I've been waiting? [Confused.] Wait, why the fuck do you need that stupid guitar for it?

Cornelius: [Angry and loud.] Cause I'm gonna fucking make you breakfast!

[Insanely loud electric guitar mixed with some crazy 80's magical noises.]

Frank: <Let's out a 5 second scream.>

[Frank's scream is gonna get tinier and squeakier. It will remain this way for the rest of the audio.]

Frank: [Sounding a lot cuter now.] Hey... what happened to me? What am I?

Cornelius: Well, fuck. I can't believe that actually worked.

Frank: Cornelius! Why do I feel so... soft and squishy... and... round? I feel really round and delicious.

Cornelius: That's because you’re a stack of pancakes now. Damn, and I'm getting hungry just looking at ya.

[Frank is going to become less agitated and more excited as the spell makes him accept and even enjoy being food.]

Frank: [Upset.] How could you do this to me, you crazy donkey?? [Contemplative.] Although… I don't mind it too much? Yeah. I like being pancakes. But something's missing! I feel like I should be... sweeter.

Cornelius: Uh... Syrup?

Frank: [Excited.] That's it! Cover me in syrup, Cornelius!

Cornelius: Okay, man. You got it.

[Cap popped open. Glorpy syrup sounds.]

Frank: Ohhh, yeaaaah. That's the stuff. Oh man. So warm and sticky. This is so great! I can almost taste myself.

Cornelius: Actually, I'm kinda wondering how you taste.

Frank: Well, you can find out! I mean, I am pancakes after all! You might as well go ahead and gobble me up. Just look how sweet and squishy I am!

Cornelius: That's fair actually. Alright. Time to eat my breakfast.

[Eating off of a plate for a while.]

Frank: [Passionate, happy.] Oh yeaaaah! Eaaat me! This was what I was meant for!

Cornelius: [Mouth full.] Oh shit, man. I forgot the butter.

Frank: Oh, no! Put some on the last of me. Quick! [Pause.] Awwwh yeaaaaah. [Very eager.] Ohh~ finish me off~. I can't wait!

Cornelius: [Mouth Full.] Working on it.

Frank: Only one more piece. Goodbyeeeeee! [Fades out.]

Cornelius: Mmm. Actually, that was pretty awesome. Hmmmm... if this guitar can turn people I don't like into breakfast... I wonder what else it can do.

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