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[Music plays in]
Announcer: You think you’re foxy? Unless you're Robby Fox, you don't know what Foxy is! The Robby Fox Show on W-F-U-R!
[Electric Guitar Chord]
Robby: Welcome back to the Robby Fox Show. I'm your host Robby Fox, and we have a special guest here in the studio with us today. Nathan here is the bunny behind the local fur con that runs nearly once a month. We were talking about this a few weeks ago, and, to be fair, I might have come across and a little judgmental concerning the whole thing. No hard feelings, I hope, Nathan.
Nathan: No, why would I have any hard feelings for you, Robby. You're a big radio star!
Robby: Heh, I appreciate that. I'm sure a lot of people are wondering what sorts of things go on in those cons. I haven't been to one personally.
Nathan: Yeah? Well then we need to get you in there sometime. Maybe get you all dressed up in one of them fursuits, make you look all nice and pretty, yeah?
Robby: [A little uncomfortable] Eh, well I don't think it's really my thing.
Nathan: How you gonna just know that without trying?
Robby: Not trying to dismiss a perfectly valid point, but I think I'm pretty good just learning about them from the outside. After all, that's why you're here, right?
Nathan: Yeah, I know all about the fur cons. You wanna know what goes on in there, and I got all the answers you could ever desire. After all... we all got /desires,/ Robby.
[Pause]
Robby: [Disturbed by his tone] Okay... [Trying to put things back on track] So what sort of things go in in there, Nathan?
Nathan: Oh, nothing too spectacular. We pretty much go in there, find some rooms, and we fuck each other.
Robby: Um... That's it?
Nathan: Oh, no. we got loads of other things. Like the whole artistic craze. You like art Robby?
Robby: Art is pretty cool, man.
Nathan: How would ya feel getting yerself drawn with a dick in yer ass?
Robby: [Sounding suspicious] Um... No thanks, Nathan. What else you got?
Nathan: Oh, our cons got all kinds of activities. We have little shows. Everyone come into the room and pretty much dance until our pants come off. Good way to get the orgy going, Robby.
Robby: [Suspicious] Uh... huh... An orgy, you say.
Nathan: You like orgies, foxxy? Got a lot of bunnies all up there, dumpin’ big loads. Know what I mean, Robby?
Robby: Hmmm...
Nathan: Yeah, us bunnies... we really like to fuck things up. All those little bunnies have to come from somewhere, you know?
Robby: I'm just throwing this out there but... Your name isn't Nathan, is it.
Nathan: [Enraged] No, it's Jack, that pissed off bunny who's gonna breed your foxy asshole, fucker!
Robby: [Away from mic] Hey, Jerry, we need security in here!
Jack: No, you ain't gonna get rid of me so fast, you foxxy fleshlight!
[There needs to be a bit of light cluttered crashing happening her as some mics and various objects are knocked around while the altercation ensues.]
[Most of the voices in the altercation happen away from the mic]
Jerry: Hey hey hey! Back off, buddy!
Jack: Get your paws off me, you otter femboy fuck! I'll fill you with more webby-pawed bunnies than you can handle! Get off me!
Jerry: Stop it!
Jack: Otter cumdump!
Jerry: Get the fuck out!
Robby: Oh for crying out loud.
Jack: I know where you live, cocksock! You can't get rid of me forever! I got ten loads with your name on it! Fuck you and your rabbit hating bullshit!
[Loud door slam]
[Mic movement]
[Music fades in]
Robby: [Annoyed but trying not to show it] Real sorry about that, folks. Turns out that was a caller we had a while back that gave us a hard time. Don't worry about me though. We'll take all the appropriate precautions to keep Jack a safe distance away from me. Maybe a restraining order. In the meantime, I think we can try and get a real interview with the real Nathan.
Robby: You've been listening to the Robby Fox Show. We'll be back in 90 seconds… with hopefully less violent content for you to enjoy.
[Music plays out. End.]