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Relaxing sounds fade out leaving the hospital room ambiance on its own.]\n\n[BEGIN SCENE 1]\n\n[IMPORTANT: Eddie and Peirce are hospitalized and recovering from wounds. They don't feel very good so everything should sound a bit labored]\n\nPeirce: \n\nEddie: [In agreement] Yeah, I hear ya big guy.\n\nPeirce: [Surprised] Eddie? You're alive?\n\nEddie: Barely. Ugh. Took one in the ribs while I was running away. Didn't even feel the fucker.\n\nPeirce: [Groaning] Faaarrk.\n\nEddie: Hey, it's not like I got hit by a fuckin' car like /some/ people around here.\n\nPeirce: \n\nEddie: Goddamn, when I saw that van flyin’ into you... [A little queasy, emotional] I thought you--y’know. I mean...\n\nPeirce: You thought I was dead, didn't ya?\n\nEddie: [A bit choked] Damn it, Peirce. I fuckin' hate how sentimental I get with you. I take one giant fuckin’ horse cock up my ass... and now... now I can't see myself without you in my life. [Trying not to cry] When I saw that... that wolf /bastard/ dragging you away... I knew I couldn't... I... I couldn't just die until I was sure if you were alright.\n\nPeirce: Y’ Farkin'... dumb noodle.\n\nEddie: [Amused, but still choked up.] I... I love ya, ya big beautiful stud. Don't you ever scare me like that again. [Joking, but a little angry.] If ya do, fuck you. I won't fuckin' try n’ save ya next time.\n\nPerice: I bet you /will./\n\n[Pause]\n\nEddie: Yeah, well... maybe... but fuck you anyways.\n\n[Door opens]\n\nQuentin: Hello?\n\nPeirce: Hrrmm? The fark? Quentin? What the fark you doin' here?\n\n[Door closes]\n\nQuentin: I'm not actually supposed to be here. I'm actually here for Lenny, but I heard someone talking about you... thought I'd stop by and check on you. See how you're doing.\n\nEddie: Who the hell is /that/ guy, Peirce?\n\nPeirce: Eeeh. 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Must be that new cologne I been using or something.\n\nEddie: You're such a fuckin' dork, big guy. [A little softer] Actually, I wouldn't mind if we... you know... maybe spent more time together... like we did the other night.\n\nPeirce: Not now, Eddie. I was hit by a van.\n\nEddie: [Momentarily angry] I don’t mean /now/, you fuckin' moron! [Softer and more lovey dovey] I mean... when we get out of here. Maybe we can push our slaves together and I can move in with you.\n\nPeirce: \n\nEddie: [Annoyed] What's with the groan?! Don't you want me?!\n\nPeirce: Yeah, yeah. Fine. Don't cry on me, ya noodle cocksock.\n\nEddie: [Satisfied] Yeaah. That's better. Gonna be the best little weasel wifey you ever had.\n\nPeirce: [Sarcastically] Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure you will be.\n\nEddie: \n\nPeirce: Speaking of our slaves, 'm surprised they haven't figured out we're here.\n\n[Door opens. 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I fuckin' like you old, Daddy.\n\nPeirce: Arrgg. Farkin' noodle.\n\nEddie: Heh heh heh! Love you, Daddy~\n\nPeirce: Aye. I love you too... cocksock.\n\nEddie: \n\n[Car drives off and music ends. End.]", "description_bbcode_parsed": "Officer Peirce and Eddie was played by \n\t\t\t\t\tdeleter
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The script is posted below!

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[A relaxing angelic sound plays for 15 seconds as a hospital beep fades in. Relaxing sounds fade out leaving the hospital room ambiance on its own.]

[BEGIN SCENE 1]

[IMPORTANT: Eddie and Peirce are hospitalized and recovering from wounds. They don't feel very good so everything should sound a bit labored]

Peirce:  <Soft groan>

Eddie: [In agreement] Yeah, I hear ya big guy.

Peirce: [Surprised] Eddie? You're alive?

Eddie: Barely. Ugh. Took one in the ribs while I was running away. Didn't even feel the fucker.

Peirce: [Groaning] Faaarrk.

Eddie: Hey, it's not like I got hit by a fuckin' car like /some/ people around here.

Peirce: <Labored chuckle>

Eddie: Goddamn, when I saw that van flyin’ into you... [A little queasy, emotional] I thought you--y’know. <Swallows, choking back emotion> I mean...

Peirce: You thought I was dead, didn't ya?

Eddie: [A bit choked] Damn it, Peirce. I fuckin' hate how sentimental I get with you. I take one giant fuckin’ horse cock up my ass... and now... now I can't see myself without you in my life. [Trying not to cry] When I saw that... that wolf /bastard/ dragging you away... I knew I couldn't... I... I couldn't just die until I was sure if you were alright.

Peirce: <Labored chuckle> Y’ Farkin'... dumb noodle.

Eddie: [Amused, but still choked up.] I... I love ya, ya big beautiful stud. Don't you ever scare me like that again. [Joking, but a little angry.] If ya do, fuck you. I won't fuckin' try n’ save ya next time.

Perice: I bet you /will./

[Pause]

Eddie: <laughs> Yeah, well... maybe... but fuck you anyways.

[Door opens]

Quentin: Hello?

Peirce: Hrrmm? The fark? Quentin? What the fark you doin' here?

[Door closes]

Quentin: I'm not actually supposed to be here. I'm actually here for Lenny, but I heard someone talking about you... thought I'd stop by and check on you. See how you're doing.

Eddie: Who the hell is /that/ guy, Peirce?

Peirce: Eeeh. Just a guy I helped out back before we were partners, Eddie.

Eddie: Oh, okay.

Quentin: What happened, Peirce?

Peirce: Errm. Some nobody who thought he was somebody decided to run me over with a van.

Quentin: Hmm. I'm sorry to hear that.

Peirce: Eh, occupational hazard. What about you? Something happened to Lenny?

Quentin: Oh, the little noodle was showing off to Baaary and ended up breaking a leg. I’ve told him to stop belly-sliding in the bathtub probably a hundred times.

Peirce: <Labored Amused Chuckle.> Sounds like him. Everything all right otherwise?

Quentin: [Optimistic] Yeah. Everything's fine.

Peirce: [Pleased] Well, that's good to hear. Now, you might as well get out of here before you get into some trouble. I don't wanna have to arrest ya in this condition.

Quentin: <Small chuckle> See you around, Officer Peirce.

[Door open and close.]

[Long Pause]

Eddie: Peirce?

Peirce: Yeah, Eddie?

Eddie: Why are you so fuckin' charming?

Peirce: <Groan> I dunno. Must be that new cologne I been using or something.

Eddie: <Labored laughter> You're such a fuckin' dork, big guy. [A little softer] Actually, I wouldn't mind if we... you know... maybe spent more time together... like we did the other night.

Peirce: Not now, Eddie. I was hit by a van.

Eddie: [Momentarily angry] I don’t mean /now/, you fuckin' moron! [Softer and more lovey dovey] I mean... when we get out of here. Maybe we can push our slaves together and I can move in with you.

Peirce: <Miserable groan>

Eddie: [Annoyed] What's with the groan?! Don't you want me?!

Peirce: Yeah, yeah. Fine. Don't cry on me, ya noodle cocksock.

Eddie: [Satisfied] Yeaah. That's better. Gonna be the best little weasel wifey you ever had.

Peirce: [Sarcastically] Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure you will be.

Eddie: <Labored snicker>

Peirce: Speaking of our slaves, 'm surprised they haven't figured out we're here.

[Door opens. The following dialogs +with the slaves and masters happen simultaneously and will be overlayed.]

Jasper: [Crying] Master! Are you okay?! Are you dying?! Please don't die! I love you so much! Please tell me you're going to be okay?! Where did you get shot?! Oh gawd, I was so scared!

Billy: Ba-ah-ah-ah! Master! Did you really get hit by a van?! Are you okay?! Bah-ah-ah-ah! I just knew something bah-ah-ah-d was gonna happen. Don't go out ever again after this! Please!

Peirce: Oh, farking hell. [Pause] Billy! [Pause] I'm okay! Billy, I'm okay, really. Careful! Ahhhh, you're such a sweet, little goat.

Eddie: Jasper! [Pause] What the fuck are you--- [Pause] I'm fine, Jasper. Fuckin' relax! [Pause] Hey, easy! Easy! I'm gonna be just fine.

[During this scene the angelic sound fades back in washing it all out. It fades back out into the next scene]

[BEGIN SCENE 2]

Eddie: <1 minute of just guttural grunting from being ass fucked.>

Peirce: <1 minute of grunting as he fucks the weasel>

[The fucking fades slightly to make room for Jasper and Billy]

Jasper: <Dreamy sigh> Man, it’s so great that we’re living together now. I can still hardly believe it.

Billy: <Soft bleat> I think it's harder to believe that Eddie can take that much cock inside him. He's so tiny.

Jasper: [Fascinated] Yeaaaaah. How is it even possible?

Billy: <Soft Bleat> Hey, now that we’re all together, you think they’d like it if we got horny with each other?

Jasper: Oh, I’m sure, yeah. We should definitely make love.

Billy: <Excited bleat> Good idea! Let's kiss and put on a show for our ma-ah-ah-ahsters while they fuck!

Jasper: <Kisses and makes out with Billy for 30 seconds>

Billy: <Kisses and makes out with Jasper for 30 seconds>

Eddie: Ughhh! Ohh my ass! I'm fuckin' cumming, you big stud!

Peirce: <Big nasty orgasm>

[Angelic tones wash out the previous scene. It fades out leading into the final scene.]

[BEGIN SCENE 3]

[Muffled Police ambi]

Mary: [Angry] You and I both know that my boy didn't deserve to be fired. You think because you're the biggest, meanest guy on the block, you can rip my boy's choice in life away from him? He was doing good in the world! What right do you have to just rip that away from him?!

Lairen: [Trying so freaking hard not to snap. Growling through his teeth] I... already told you I was gonna give him back his badge.

Mary: [Angry] He also wants an apology! [Softer] Isn't that right, Jack?

Jack: [Nervous and embarrassed] I'm really fine either way, Mom.

Marry: [Motherly scold] Hush up and let me talk, sweetie. [Angry again] You should apologize to him right now, and tell him how important Jack is to your precinct! Apologize! Now!

Lairen: [Dying inside. Said through teeth.] I'm... very... soooorrrrryyyyy.

Mary: [Mostly satisfied] Oh, very well! Now, give him back his badge and his gun. I'm sure things will get much better around here, now that you've stopped being such a jerk.

Lairen: [Actually dead inside. Pretending badly to be nice.] Here's your badge and gun, Jack. So glad to have you back.

[Wooden sound of badge being placed on desk.]

Jack: Um. Thank you... Sir.

Mary: Very good. Now, come on, Jack. Let's get you a nice desk. Something a great cop really deserves!

[Door opens. Police ambi unmuffles]

Jack: I don't mind if it's just my regular desk.

Mary: Oh, no no no! You're going to get a /truly/ nice desk this time!

[Door closes. Police ambi muffles]

[Long Pause]

Lairen: <About 20 seconds of pure obscenities and anger.>

[Papers being thrown around]

Lairen: <Angry Panting from all the energy he just used.>

[Chair sound. Door open. Police ambi unmuffle]

Ralph: Uh, Chief...

Lairen: WHAT??

Ralph: You wanted me to tell you when Pierce and Eddie were back from their lunch break—

Larien: [Interrupt] AND??

Ralph: ...and they are, Sir. Do you want me to---

Lairen: [Interrupt] Pierce! Cocksock! Get into my office! Ralph, get outta here!

Ralph: I’m gone.

[Pause. Chair sound]

Peirce: Sir?

Eddie: The fuck, chief?? My name is Eddie!

[Door shuts. Police ambi muffle]

Lairen: [Not having it] No it isn't! As long as you're getting used like a fleshlight by fucking Clydesdale dick, you're gonna be “cocksock” and you'll fucking like it! Now, fucking tell me your name!

Eddie: [Intimidated] Cocksock...

Lairen: That's right!

Peirce: Heh.

Lairen: Now, listen to me, you fucking faggots, I was just lectured for twenty minutes by a fucking bunny. I'm in a worse mood than I've ever been, so I don't want any more crap!

[Next two responses happen simultaneously]

Peirce: Yes, sir.

Eddie: Yes, sir.

Lairen: Some jackass has been kidnapping slaves somewhere around the marketplace and taking them to who knows where. People we interviewed think that a rat's involved, but nobody fucking knows anything. I want you two to figure it the fuck out!

[Next two responses happen simultaneously]

Peirce: Yes, sir.

Eddie: Yes, sir.

Lairen: [Impatient, angry] Well? That's it! Get the hell out of my office, and slam the fucking door behind you!

[Next two responses happen simultaneously]

Peirce: Yes, sir.

Eddie: Yes, sir.

[Door open. Police ambi unmuffle. Door is slammed. Sound is replaced street sounds and bow chicawowow music]

[SCENE 4 BEGIN]

Eddie: Wow, I've never seen him so pissed. Guess he's not used to being yelled at by angry bunnies.

Peirce: Jack's mom, no less.

[Two car doors open and the close. Street sounds go away leaving only the music.]

Eddie: I still say Jack should be my bitch.

Peirce: You’re the bitch, Eddie. You'll always be the bitch.

Eddie: Yeah~ That's true. [Flirty] I'm always gonna be your bitch, Daddy.

[Car starts]

Peirce: Don't call me that.

Eddie: Why not?

Peirce: It makes me feel old.

Eddie: You /are/ old. I fuckin' like you old, Daddy.

Peirce: Arrgg. Farkin' noodle.

Eddie: Heh heh heh! Love you, Daddy~

Peirce: Aye. I love you too... cocksock.

Eddie: <Weasely laugh>

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