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books![/url]\n\nEnjoy the show!\n\n-----\n\n[Muffled police sounds whirr up]\n\nLairen: [Depressed and irritated all at once] Jack, what in the holy hell fuck happened?\n\nJack: [Upset but trying to stay calm] I'm... 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Eddie and Peirce was played by \n\t\t\t\t\tdeleter

The script is posted below!

Keep in mind that I, Buddy Tippet, also am an author of some very dirty books published on Amazon in paperback and Kindle.

Click here for a list of all of my books!

Enjoy the show!

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[Muffled police sounds whirr up]

Lairen: [Depressed and irritated all at once] Jack, what in the holy hell fuck happened?

Jack: [Upset but trying to stay calm] I'm... I'm not entirely sure, sir.

Lairen: [Irritated] That's it? That's all you got? [Chair creek] Jack, we fucking put you in charge of of a person of interest.

Jack: I know, sir.

Lairen: [Interrupts the tail end] It was your damn job, your only fucking job to handle prey matters. [Yells]  What the fuck, Jack!

Jack: Sir, I...

Lairen: [Angrily yells] Where is Precious?!

Jack: <Deep long sigh> [Pause] She's gone, sir.

[Long Pause]

Lairen: [Annoyed] Well, explain it!

Jack: Sir... I... I don't know how to... explain this...

Lairen: [Irritated] Give it your best shot. You're not leaving this building a cop, so you might as well make yourself useful for something.

Jack: <Another long sigh> Sir, she... I don't know how she did it... but... She convinced me to let her go.

Lairen: What the hell are you--

Jack: [Blurts out] We were fucking, sir. [Pause] I... I thought I was in love. [Pause] But... she used me. [Pause] She used me real good, sir. [Pause] I... I really fucked up. [Long Pause] I'm sorry.

Lairen: [Surprisingly understanding] Well, no fucking shit you did. I'm honestly surprised you made it this far. Actually, Jack, I gotta hand it to ya. You haven't been half a bad cop. I guess in the end... you just couldn't stand the pressure.

Jack: [Miserable] I know... sir.

[Chair creaks]

Lairen: [Calmer] If you have anything else to divulge concerning the case, I expect you to give me a call.

Jack: Yeah, I will, sir.

[Pause]

//Lairen: You know what's next.

Jack: [A little choked] I... Yeah, I do, sir.

[Holster sound. Wooden clunk and metal clunk]

Jack: [A little choked] My gun and my badge, sir.

Lairen: I'll take care of them. You hear me, Jack?

Jack: [A little choked] Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.

[Long Pause]

Lairen: All right then. You can get out of here.

[Chair creak. Pause. Door opens and police sounds unmuffle. Pause.]

Eddie: [Nasty] Oo hoooo... There is he, Peirce. My new fluffy, little bitch.

Peirce: [Calmly] Like hell he is, Eddie.

Eddie: [Annoyed] What the fuck are you talking about, horsie? I claimed him, and he's mine.

Peirce: [Calmly] Yeah, I get that, Eddie, but you ain't gonna claim him today. Me and three other officers have already put in to petition a stay for his capture.

Eddie: [Seriously annoyed.] On what fucking grounds!

Peirce: Well firstly because you're a farking arsehole. And second, Jack just became a person of interest in the case. We have to keep an eye on him until this whole bloody thing is resolved.

Eddie: [Angry] Fuck you, Peirce! You're just doing this because you're all soft on the little cock sock!

Peirce: Eddie, listen to me. Right now, I don't really give a flying shite about you. You may be my partner, but what you did back there wasn't right. It was in his own home no less. I don't care what the law says about it. Jack was a cop like all of us. If I had it my way, I should've seen you lose your badge rather than him.

[Pause]

Eddie: [A little worried] Jeez, you're really mad at me, huh?

Peirce: Mmhmm.

Eddie: [Trying to feel a little better] Well... you'll come around eventually. And... you can't stop me from capturing him entirely.

Peirce: Nope. Go home and bugger your squirrel for a while.

Eddie: Yeah, yeah, goat fucker. You'll love me again. Just you wait.

Peirce: <Annoyed groan>

[Long Pause]

Jack: [Humble] Peirce.

Peirce: Yeah, Jack?

Jack: They told me what you did for me.

Peirce: Hmmm.

Jack: Thanks.

[Pause]

Peirce: Go home, Jack. I'll come by later. We'll talk.

Jack: All right.

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