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[Pause] Sniff sniff sniff. [Pause] Poor little Keef. Poor little delicious mousy Keef. He&#039;s probably been kidnapped by some sort of deviant. [Pause]<br /><br />Quentin: Sniff sniff sniff. Track track sniff.<br /><br />Quentin: [Disgusted] Huh? Ug hgh? Ug guh guh ugh?! What the fuck is that smell? [Pause]<br /><br />Quentin: Wait... lemme try it again. [Pause and then disgusted] Sniff sniffffflaaaahhh! Ugh! How in the dear lord&#039;s fluffy bump kingdom can something smell that horrible?! [Whimpers for a bit.] I think my nose is going numb! That&#039;s it. I have to give up. Finding Keef is too hard. [Whimpers a little more]<br /><br />Quentin: But wait. [Pause] No. [Pause] If simply tracking this stinky miscreant is so difficult for me... imagine what poor little Keef is going through! [Yells] SUDDEN INSIGHT! [Back to normal] I need to find Keef before he becomes stinky too! 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What are you doing?<br /><br />Nick: Just getting ready to have some fun with you, little mouse.<br /><br />Keith: Um... Does it have anything to do with... ice cream?<br /><br />Nick: Ice cream? [Chuckles] Oh no. Not ice cream. But if you like... we can call it... lemon... aaaaade.<br /><br />Keith: Lemonade?<br /><br />Nick: That&#039;s right. You like lemonade, right?<br /><br />Keith: Um... I think so?<br /><br />Nick: Well then... Why don&#039;t you have a drink?<br /><br />[Sound of pissing becomes audible.]<br /><br />Keith: &lt;Progressively begins to whimper uncomfortably.&gt; Wuh... Wait. Why are you... Ahhh! &lt;Continue to whimper, 30 seconds.&gt;<br /><br />Nick: That&#039;s right. Take my skunk pee, little cutie.<br /><br />[Muffle Quentin&#039;s voice as outside a door.]<br /><br />Quentin: [is outside a door] Keef! Keef! Oh fuck it smells really bad! Keef! Don&#039;t worry! I&#039;m coming in! Watch out! Watch out!<br /><br />Nick: Hmm? What&#039;s that?<br /><br />Quentin: CRAAAAASH! <br /><br />[Sound of crash]<br /><br />[daytime outside ambi]<br /><br />Quentin: Keef! I&#039;ve found you and I&#039;m going to save you froooom-wwwhhyy-the-fuck-are-you-peeing-on-him?<br /><br />Nick: Excuse me, Mister Otter, but have you ever heard of knocking?<br /><br />Keith: Ughn. Ngnhh. Why?!<br /><br />Quentin: [Yelling] OOhhh, Now this is just... WRONG! No! [Pause] No no no! Double no! TRIPLE NO! Extra nos on top of all the original nos! [Yells] ALL THE NOS!<br /><br />Nick: I&#039;m sorry, but you&#039;ll just have to wait your turn, Otter.<br /><br />Keith: Sooo.... smelly...<br /><br />Quentin: Oh, come on, stop it! He&#039;s just a mouse! I can&#039;t eat him now!<br /><br />Nick: A little bit more.<br /><br />Quentin: That&#039;s it. I can&#039;t eat you, but I&#039;m gonna have to smack you. I&#039;ll do it for Keef!<br /><br />Nick: [Surprised] Smack me?!<br /><br />Quentin: SUPER SEXY OTTER WEBBY SMACK! [Sound of smack]<br /><br />Nick: AHHH! OOF!<br /><br />[Sound of wall being hit.]<br /><br />Keith: [Cough cough] Yuuuuck!<br /><br />Quentin: [Extremely frantic and panicked] Don&#039;t worry, Keef. I&#039;ll get you clean, Keef. I just gotta get you to the river. And clean you off. Only I don&#039;t have thumbs, so I have to use my teeth. Oh man, I wish I had thumbs. Thumbs are so awesome. But I gotta save him. Here I go! TINY BITE!<br /><br />Keith: Eep!<br /><br />[Running sounds as river fades in]<br /><br />Keith: Ahhh! Oh gosh!<br /><br />Quentin: [Talking through gritted teeth] Almost there! Almost there! Oh gaws, I think I taste something bad!<br /><br />Keith: AAAhhhh!<br /><br />Quentin: And SPLASH! [Splash sound]<br /><br />Keith: [Panting and whimpering from stress.]<br /><br />Quentin: [Panting] Ahhh! It&#039;s okay. We&#039;re okay now. Okay. Man that was horrible. But we&#039;re okay now. Everything is okay. Keef is with me now, and we&#039;re all clean and happy. Time for a celebratory otter squeak. [Pause] Woo hoo. Squeaaaak!<br /><br />Keith: [Distant] Haaaaallllp!<br /><br />Quentin: Huh? What&#039;s that?<br /><br />Keith: [Distant] Haaaallp meeeee!<br /><br />Quentin: GASP! DOUBLE GASP! Keef! My precious little Keef is being taken away by the river again!<br /><br />[SPLASH.]<br /><br />[Sound of swimming away]<br /><br />Quentin: Don&#039;t worry! I&#039;ll save you! AGAIN!<br /><br />[Fade out and end.]</span>",
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