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The script is posted below!

Keep in mind that I, Buddy Tippet, also am an author of some very dirty books published on Amazon in paperback and Kindle.

Click here for a list of all of my books!

Also consider buying me a coffee to help keep me going.

https://ko-fi.com/buddytippet

Enjoy the show!


-----

[Cassette tape insertion and button press. Cassette tape whirring throughout audio. Slight voice filter]

[Mysterious opening music. Music then fades slightly to let Moosama speak. It will fade out completely afterwards.]

Moosama: Welcome back. This is Cassette Tape 2 of our 6-part series into the joys of Gooning. I am your loving host Guru Moosama, a cow with a full udder hanging over his penis.

Buddy: [Distant, freaked] That's so weird.

Moosama: Returning with us is Buddy the rat who has been spending some time working on his stamina. To be the best gooner, it is important to, first, get a comfortable chair, and second, to work hard on trying not to cum. Your best orgasm will happen after long periods of stroking. And naturally to spend all that time, it is important to have as much pornography available as possible.

Buddy: [Distant] And straight porn as well, right?

[Pause]

Buddy: [Distant, nervous] Right???

Moosama: <Clears throat> It is important to note that the porn you might think you need may not actually be what is best for the gooning experience. In Buddy's case, extreme close-ups of dicks pumping hard into male buttholes seem to get the best result. Isn't that right, Buddy?

[Pause]

Buddy: [Really embarrassed, voice cracks] Yeeeeaaaaaahhhhh.

Moosama: Mmhmm. Remember that what you may /think/ you need may not be precisely what is best to help you goon. If you are experiencing trouble, listener, seek out a professional gooning evaluation. Are you ready to try for a full session today, Buddy?

Buddy: Um... Well yeah. I sort of... had to call out of work to do it though.

Moosama: Ah, but Buddy. There is no work greater than providing yourself with pleasure. Worry not about your trivial job in your mundane life, so you may gain that lovely orgasmic bliss we all crave deep down inside.

Buddy: [Trying so hard to believe] Yeah. Yeah! I want to be a gooner, Guru Moosama.

Moosama: Wonderful! Now I see you have already gotten naked. Go ahead and sit in your chair.

Buddy: Um... It doesn't look like it's been cleaned since last time.

Moosama: A good gooner does not mind his own musky filth. He revels in it.

Buddy: Right! Okay, I'm ready. Bring on the guy on girl action.

Moosama: [Warning] Nowww Buudddyyy.

Buddy: [Small and cute] Or just manly dicks and buttholes.

Moosama: There we are.

[3 minute recording of raunchy gay grunting and moaning]

Buddy: Oooohh maaaaaan. <2 min of horny moans>

[2 min of jerk off noises]

Moosama: It is very important that, as a gooner, you do what you can to break free from the rigidity of society. Do not let people tell you what you must do. No. Only you could know right from wrong. And what is right? Pleasure! And pleasure is the easiest thing to obtain. All you need is porn and your own hand. Stroke. Stroking your hard penis... over and over... That is how we achieve gooner bliss. Just give yourself to it. Give yourself to the pleasure. All you need is yourself. Your own hand. It is the easiest thing in the world to do, and yet so many people avoid it. They are even embarrassed about it.

Moosama: There is no reason to be embarrassed about feeling wonderful. All you have to do is beat your meat. Stroke it. Masturbate. Enjoy yourself and the lovely pleasure that you can cause yourself. Forget the world. Forget all of its trials. Simply... goon. Goon and be happy.

Buddy: UughhnN! HNNGGGGGG! HNNNNNNNNGGGGG! HNNNGGGG!!

[Jerking stops]

Moosama: That was a nice sticky load you made, Buddy.

Buddy: [Panting] Ughh. Yeah. So... sticky. All... over me.

Moosama: The video is still playing, Buddy. Would you like to keep gooning?

Buddy: Uuhh... yeah. I'm... gonna keep gooning.

[Jerk off sounds continue until end.]

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